I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 30 Blind Date
"That beauty, has Squad Leader Hong introduced the situation here to you?"

On the screen, the two were sitting opposite each other and chatting.

The girl said: "You can just call me Xiaofang. I haven't introduced it much before. Anyway, if I don't come here, I will see you."

Shuaihu didn't notice anything wrong, he also nodded and said: "Ah indeed, it's more convenient to come and talk face to face."

"Do you have any height requirements for that beauty?"

Xiao Fang glanced at Shuai Hu shyly and said, "No... I don't have anything to ask for."

"How tall is that?" Shuai Hu asked.

"The shoes must be 172cm."

"Well, 172cm...... Good guy, brother, you need to add at least eight insoles and pad your feet, so you...... Can you accept dark spots in your skin?"

"You're not black either...it's fine, the black spots look firm, and the white spots look healthy. I'm asking for very low and clean."

"and……………"

"It's fine if it's still clean. Isn't this just because the parents of the fancy are handsome? It's much cleaner outside..."

Wenwen, who was watching the plot off-screen, couldn't help curling her lips and complaining.

"How about it? Let me tell you, Wenwen, you must like this one. This little boy looks so energetic! He looks handsome, much better than those sissy ones you saw before!"

"Mom! What is a little boy? This is obviously my husband!"

"Good guy, forget it. We have changed 32 sons-in-law this year. When will you be able to identify one?" The father on the side rolled his eyes and also complained.

"That's it! I'm sure I'm sure about this!"

"Do not believe…………"

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With Shuaihu played by Shen Yi chatting with Xiao Fang for a while, coupled with the bursts of movements and expressions, it is easy for many audiences to see more of Shuaihu's character characteristics.

Fashionable, proud, and narcissistic, there is a bit of simplicity and straightness that young soldiers have. Although he seems to know a lot on the surface, he is actually a full-fledged "theoretician" and also does not understand girls' psychology.

For a sitcom, the idiosyncrasies of each character must be very distinct.

Because many of the plots of sitcoms are the burden effect caused by the characteristics of the protagonist. If you want to make the audience laugh, you must first convince them that this person is such a person. This is extremely important.

Only when it is revealed to the audience intentionally or unintentionally like this, and what the audience sums up by themselves, is the most valuable and most convincing.

On the TV at this time, after Lao Gao and Squad Leader Hong finished shopping and went into the house, together with the crowd of the cooking class who were watching from behind, they all entered the audience's field of vision.

When Shuai Hu saw that the lord had arrived, he quickly gave up the place to Lao Gao and sat on the side seat.

And the crowd on the sidelines, regardless of whether they could speak or not, all went on stage one by one, and tried their best to help Lao Gao say all kinds of good things.

However, because of his preconceived ideas at the beginning, Xiao Fang regarded Shuai Hu as a blind date from the beginning to the end, so after talking for a long time, Xiao Fang still didn't take Lao Gao seriously.

On the contrary, it was because Lao Gao was eager to express himself, and he made a lot of jokes by boasting that he read constellations and zodiac signs.

In the end, Shuai Hu forcibly pulled him aside, and quickly made a quick blind date guide:

"Women look like they come from a big city. You can't be so serious about being educated and self-cultivated. You have to practice your conversation, not just spit! Improve your cultural literacy."

"How about it, now people in the city love to read and write poems. I will teach you a poem, Gorky's."

Lao Gao said blankly: "No...... Who is Gorky? Which cooking class is he from???"

Shuai Hu was silent for a while and said speechlessly: "...he is from the Soviet cooking class, and his brother's name is Golf!"

"Good guy, so there are cooking classes in foreign countries? So do they cook Longguo dishes or foreign dishes?" Lao Gao nodded suddenly, looking like a curious baby.

"I'll kill you with a shovel! Gorky is a poet!"

"Huanlong national cuisine, foreign cuisine, you are going to marry the kitchen in your life, when do you still think about these things?" Shuaihu's anger was gathering at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Okay, okay, I know, it's okay, Xiaohu, you are too, why are you so impatient with me because of cultural matters?"

"That's nonsense! How terrible it is to be uneducated! We are not soldiers anymore, and we have to keep up with our cultural studies, you know?"

"Come and learn from me! Ah! On the vast sea, dark clouds are rolled up by the strong wind! Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel flying proudly!"

"Ah!!! Hey Xiaohu, look, this big girl is so frightened!"

"Big girl, don't be afraid, I'll read you a golf song!"

"Gorky's husband... Pooh! Poetry!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"This.........isn't this a bit too serious? Is this a military movie?"

In the living room, the father, who was eating fruit, watched happily, but at the same time he didn't quite understand.

"Hahahahahaha!!! Oh, I'm so happy, I'm dying, these two are so funny!"

"You don't care what kind of film it is, it's fun and everyone can enjoy watching it. Besides, haven't you heard people say that to build a modern army, soldiers need to learn cultural knowledge, what a positive energy!"

The mask put on by the mother on the side laughed so hard that it almost fell off. I don't know when it was all wrinkled or couldn't stop laughing for a long time.

"I think it's okay too. Didn't you read what I said at the beginning? It's a sitcom. It's a comedy. It's too formal. What kind of comedy is special forces?" The daughter Wenwen on the side also looked very interested He couldn't help but open his mouth to chatter.

"Hmm...you are right to say so. After thinking about it carefully, it really is the case, but how should this matter be resolved in the end? This is a mess..."

The last concern in his heart disappeared, and his father became more curious about the discovery of the follow-up plot.

The lines are interesting, the rhythm is tight and comfortable, and there is a kind of exaggeration unique to comedy in addition to the kindness.

Everything is so cheerful and relaxed, unknowingly, more and more viewers who change the channel at will and watch it for a few minutes to try their intentions, are gradually attracted as the plot progresses.

(End of this chapter)