I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Shen Yi took his mother for a while and walked to a small stall. There were quite a few jade pieces and brands on the stall, and some of them were specially packed in small boxes to prevent tourists from messing around.

"What does the handsome guy want to buy? A brand? Jewelry or something?" The boss who was sitting on the ponytail and playing with his mobile phone asked casually.

"Boss, take out this no-things card and have a look." Shen Yi glanced around, found a light gray jade card in an exquisite box, raised his head and said to the boss.

The boss put down the phone, took out the jade token from the box and handed it to Shen Yi.

Shen Yi didn't pick it up, and asked the boss to put it on the soft cushion on the table before picking it up. He rubbed his hands lightly, the place where his fingers touched the jade was moist and delicate, with a slight coolness.

"Boss, let me take a look in the sun. What's the price? Give me a real price."

Shen Yi nodded, and after talking to the boss, he picked up the jade plaque and looked at it carefully under the sun's light. The color of the jade plaque gradually changed from white to light gray, and under the strong sunlight in the afternoon, there was still a hint of purple. It looks very attractive.

The owner of the small stall watched Shen Yi carefully, and introduced him very enthusiastically: "Handsome guy, this is a serious Hetian jade. Seeing that you are also a person who understands jade, I think you must understand the high-end level of this Hetian jade."

"In addition, this piece of material is not the white of ordinary Hetian jade, but a very unique and rare smoky purple material. Look at how beautiful this piece is in the sun. I will sell it to you for at least 8 yuan!!!"

Shen Yi smiled and waved his hands and said: "Boss, your price is not kind. Yours is Hetian jade in a broad sense, smoky purple material, and the tenderness and fineness are not bad enough. It can be regarded as a piece of Qinghai material of good quality, but why? It can’t be [-], how about I offer you a one-buy price?”

The boss nodded and said, "Success, handsome guy, how suitable do you think?"

"This number..." Shen Yi smiled and stretched out two fingers and shook them.

The owner of the small stall shook his head and said, "This... [-] is a little less..."

"Hey, it's not the boss, let's not make such a fuss. I'll take my 2000 yuan, a one-buy price!" Shen Yi rolled his eyes, and directly said a price that made Shen's mother stare wide-eyed.

Shen's mother gently tugged at Shen Yi, she was really afraid that the owner of the stall would directly come up to the two of them for a real PK, in her decades of life experience, she had never seen anyone who could bargain like this.

It's like buying a car. If you ask someone if you can sell it for 20 yuan, if you ask someone if you can sell it for [-] yuan, if the salesman doesn't ask the security guard to drive you out, it will definitely be your last name.

"That can't be done, it's too little! Such a good Hetian material, it's really not good. If you want to buy it for such a handsome guy, I will give you a cheaper price. The opening price and the purchase price are [-], okay?" The stall owner repeatedly refused.

Shen Yi said: "I'll just take the boss's [-] yuan, and open an account. Would you like me?"

"Ten thousand! Take the whole ten thousand!" The stall owner gritted his teeth.

Shen Yi said: "Look at the thickness, it's not too thick. It's just for girls to wear. I'll add two thousand and four at the end, okay, it can't be any higher!"

"Oh, the handsome guy is really bad. I'm still at a loss. Five thousand, okay?"

"Just two thousand and four!"

"Oh, forget it! Take the two thousand and five!"

"Two thousand and five sounds like two hundred and fifty, so let's forget about two thousand and four hundred and five, and the boss will add a good rope!"

"... Alas, you are really good at bargaining, so let's make a deal with a friend for [-] and take it away."

"Deal, deal!" Shen Yi smiled and shook hands with the stall owner, VX scanned the QR code and directly transferred the money to the stall owner with a calm expression on his face.

When the stall owner received the money, he didn't have the painful face just now, and went to string the rope with the jade token, leaving only Shen Ma with wide-eyed eyes and an unbelievable expression on his face.

"8 yuan??? Two thousand and 450 yuan??? Is this a dragon-slaying knife directly chopped on the main artery??? The most important thing is that the owner of the stall agreed." Shen's mother only felt The prices of the items I have reached since I was a child are completely broken, and I have a new understanding.

"It's alright handsome guy, come back next time!" The owner of the stall was quick to string the rope and handed it to Shen Yi in just 2 minutes.

"See, old lady, the water here is so deep, you must not be able to grasp it."

After Shen Yi took the jade token and handed it to Mother Shen, he went to two shops and bought another Moyu token for Father Shen.

This kind of jade plaque is a very common style in jade. It is a square plaque with no carvings on it, so this kind of jade plaque should be called "no decoration plaque" in principle, but the homophony of no decoration is nothing. So calling nothing happened just took the good wishes of being safe and healthy.

After watching Shen Yi's dragon-slaying knife-style bargaining, Shen's mother also had a feeling that she wanted to try it out. She dragged Shen Yi around and walked around. She couldn't understand what was good or bad, so she just asked ask:

"Small it, how about this jade token? Is it very good???"

"What about smashing this emerald?"

"Small this ingot and jade, is it good? You must like it, right? Make a fortune!"

Shen Yi took the ingot handed over by Shen Ma for a moment, frowning, looking at the ingot in his hand, fell into a long thought:
"Mom, I have a question for you. As a handle, what meaning does this ingot usually represent?"

"Fortune and treasure, the wealth is abundant!" Shen Ma replied without hesitation.

After all, except for the 5000-year-old blessings in the Dragon Kingdom that use Gong Xi Fa Cai, the translations of general blessings in other places are basically hello, me, hello, everyone.

Therefore, as the Dragon Kingdom, where wealth is extremely important, Yuanbao can be said to be a huge theme no matter where it is. Even the dumplings that everyone eats during the Chinese New Year are in the shape of Yuanbao. Naturally, Shen's mother will not Can't answer.

Shen Yi nodded and said: "That's right, this ingot means money, but the handle of this ingot says that all four things are empty, what do you think... what do these two together mean?"

"Well, ingots are money.....the four things are all empty.....doesn't that mean that there is no penny???" Shen Ma said speechlessly
"So now do you think this piece of jade is okay? Shen Yi looked at Shen Ma and nodded in satisfaction.

In the next second, Shen's mother quickly put the ingot back in disgust. Isn't this what a mahjong lover fears the most...

"Hey, what about this one? The male wears Guanyin and the female wears Buddha. What do you think of this Guanyin? Look, there is water next to this Guanyin. This Guanyin can swim!"

The corner of Shen Yi's mouth twitched slightly and said: "Guanyin swimming? Isn't this just that the mud bodhisattva can't protect himself when crossing the river..."

"Then what about this one? Is there any problem with this one? A little emerald pig." Shen Ma still did not give up.

Shen Yi raised his eyebrows and said: "Jade pig? This pig is really good, not to mention the carving, it's cute and silly."

"I'm sorry for that handsome guy... I'm carving a Pixiu..."

Shen's mother: "......"

Shen Yi suddenly chuckled and said: "Don't look at the joke, buddy, this is obviously a carved pig! If this is pink, it will be the same hair as Peppa Pig."

"There are no handsome guys...... I really carved Pixiu." The owner of this small stall is a young man wearing thick myopia glasses. A series of wonderful jadeite carving handles and hand cards are the masterpieces of this great god.

Shen Yi obviously knew this too, but although it is said that a jade carver shouldn't misremember his works, he would rather die than admit that this piece of jade looks a bit like Peppa Pig It turned out to be a Pixiu.

"This...it's impossible no matter how you look at it. Doesn't this Pixiu usually have copper coins? You emerald pig...you really have copper coins! This is really a Pixiu!"

Since ancient times, Pixiu has been endowed by the people of the Dragon Kingdom as a symbol of wealth because of the concept of only getting in and out, and copper coins are also a symbol of wealth, and the two are bound together.

The money in Pixiu’s mouth means wealth from all directions, stepping on it is a step up, and the one on the back is rich, which also means getting rich. In a word, since there are copper coins, there is a high probability that this jade handle is really a... ……brave troops.

Shen Yi stared at the fat, honest and cute Pixiu in front of him, and said calmly after a long silence: "Is it true that the threshold for a jade carver has become so low now?"

The owner of the stall smiled awkwardly and said: "I'm not the boss but an apprentice. The teacher went to buy goods. I'll stare at him for a day. How about handsome guy? Although I'm a carver, I'm not good at it, but my materials are all good. , I'll give you another 200% off the purchase price, okay? Take the [-] yuan!"

"It's so cheap, tell me which one do you like, and if you give me a jade token, I'll give you a gift too." Mother Shen smiled and said

Shen Yi squinted at Shen's mother and complained helplessly: "It's not that we didn't play like this, I will give you a no-things card, and you will reward me with a moneyless, mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and you will not be able to protect yourself. Or an overnourished Pixiu? Are you still afraid of what will happen to me???"

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Joking aside, in the end Shen Yi didn't hesitate and chose the over-nourished Pixiu. After all, over-nutrition at least shows that this Pixiu's ability to accumulate wealth is still good, and the meaning is much better than those two.

After a few days of effort, Shen Yi took his parents around the capital, and then continued to devote himself to the rehearsal for this year's Spring Festival Gala.

With less than a week left before the Spring Festival Gala, all the programs of the Spring Festival Gala have finally been finalized after careful consideration in many aspects.

The program list of the Spring Festival Gala was published on the Internet. Although everyone had already made a rough assessment of the program of the Spring Festival Gala based on the review of the actors' access and internal information, they saw Shen Yi and several familiar names appearing on the program again. On the list, many netizens couldn't help grinning, full of anticipation.

But of course there is also disappointment, that is, this year is the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Monkey, and as a result, basically everyone thought it was a surefire show, but Liu Xiaolingtong's monkey show was not seen at all, and instead appeared on the local Spring Festival Gala of four local stations.

Of course, Shen Yi, who participated in the review, knew about this a long time ago, and he hadn't seen that familiar face in several Spring Festival Gala.

It was supposed to be a very easy card to play, but in the end it was as if she had forgotten it when she came to Yang Ma. This matter also made Shen Yi extremely curious.

But casually asked a few old actors who often participated in the recording of the Spring Festival Gala, all of them had such secretive expressions that Shen Yi didn't bother to mention it in the end.

Anyway, the matter of Yang Ma... It is true that the water is a bit deep.

Time soon came to New Year's Eve, and Shen Yi was set up early by his parents to put up couplets, window grilles, rich characters and other things.

After eating dumplings at noon, seeing that it was almost time in the afternoon, I said goodbye to my family, put on new clothes and walked towards the TV station.

In the past few years, the Yangma Spring Festival Gala will have a talk show before the Spring Festival Gala. Some stars and hosts who will be on the Spring Festival Gala this year will play some gift-giving games in front of the camera, and chat for a while.

Shen Yi was naturally unwilling to do this kind of thing, but seeing how excited his two partners, Ai Lun and Ma Li, were, Shen Yi hesitated for a long while and was still not willing to say no.

After all, it's not just you, you still have to obey the majority!
Shen Yi, the security guard at the entrance of the TV station, has been very familiar with coming in and out in the past few months. Even though Shen Yi is fully armed, he can recognize him at a glance. After looking at Shen Yi's cards perfunctorily, he put them in.

Walking through several buildings to Yang Ma's main recording hall, the inside is already crowded with people, staff members coming and going in a hurry, little actors in brightly colored clothes, big stars with familiar faces, traffic niches …………

"Yo Brother Guo came so early, the sister-in-law you changed this year is even more beautiful!"

Suddenly seeing a big bald head reflecting the light in the distance, Shen Yi grinned and laughed teasingly.

"What are you talking about, your brother Guo's sister-in-law wasn't pretty back then? Of course... Of course this year's sister-in-law is especially beautiful, right Teacher Liu Tao?" The bald-headed Guo Donglin looked at Shen Yi and smiled happily, and also joked road.

"You two just tease me, so many female stars are much prettier than me." Liu Tao smiled modestly, then extended his hand to Shen Yi generously and said hello:
"Hello, Teacher Shen Yi. Nice to meet you. I'm Liu Tao."

"Hello, hello, you can call me Shen Yi if you are welcome." Shen Yi smiled.