I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 386 The scolded person is hospitalized!

"Cluck cluck cluck..."

Several people in the hotel silently rubbed the goosebumps on their arms and looked around, looking for the source of the strange sound that was suspected to be Kayako's appearance.

It took a long time to realize that it was the sound of Song Defei grinding his teeth, and his eyes were so wide that he was about to bleed.

Several people silently pushed back two steps, fearing that the other party would rush up and bite them by accident, so they could only look at each other and discuss in a low voice:

"Good guy, what did you write, why is there such a big reaction?"

"I don't know...you don't have a mobile phone with you, check it yourself." A person named Liu Xinda frowned and complained in a low voice.

"What can celebrities say when they post an article? Why don't they pay attention to their image and dare not even swear..."

This person used to have some influence on the Internet, similar to Song Defei, but now he has directly become Song Defei's number one dog leg.

After hearing Xinda's words, several people fiddled with their mobile phones silently, and after a while, everyone became silent...

"Although there are many wonders in the world, I'm really surprised. How can a human face look so beautiful, and it looks like a pelvis when you look closely. The Creator is so amazing! Those eyes are very magical, like chestnuts, with a bottom like a chestnut. Upward, sticking to the bladder, pointing down, sticking to the pubic symphysis in the front, and leading to the rectum in the back!"

"Defei's mouth is bold and accessible. When he laughs, he can directly see the patterns on the pants. Those two big teeth are even more ingenious. I often naively think that if Defei is invited to the back kitchen to open the vat of tomato sauce, what should he do?" How magnificent! With this face, the painter is mad at the carpenter, and the carpenter is hard to die. When Lu Ban comes, he has to cry. He hangs the thread on all sides, and he can’t spin it. It’s not that Zude is too selfless about his work, so he must pay attention to his body.

"You don't belong to yourself. Your body belongs to all the drivers who caused the accident. In addition, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, after being struck by lightning, you will be crushed by a car and scoop up the body with a spoon. we will be sad."

"Please allow me to praise Defei, ah, Defei, you are a genius! A great man! Some people talk about you behind your back, they say that you have a rabbit in your mother's palace - no one like you, cooking without lighting is not delicious - no Good oil, eat wire and urinate in big baskets, hang more water than telephone poles, grow buckwheat in sorghum fields—hybrids, toad seedlings follow soft-shelled turtles—pretend grandchildren, capsized Huangpu River—pursued by waves, goats run in Peking -- the wild bastard of the dog day."

"No! No! I don't want to listen. How can I tolerate them talking about Defei? How much Defei has contributed to the historical development of the Dragon Kingdom! Don't you know Defei's self-sacrifice? Defei's departure, The Ming Dynasty had Zheng He, Defei's departure, the Qing Dynasty had An Dehai, and Li Lianying! Let us praise Defei, and let us pour the first glass of wine on Defei when we eat Bar!"

"Compared to Zude, his younger brother Xinda is a little bit wrong. Didn't you take good care of Defei? I know you have habitual enteritis and pulled out your tonsils, but is your heart still there? Why do you Are you kidding me about Defei? Mr. Liu from Jiangsu Jingjiang Song Culture Company personally said, I saw you buying rubber products in an adult goods store to wear on your head, and you said you were going to play Song Defei at a masquerade party. What do you mean? I was very angry and wanted to Fighting for Defei, if you don’t scold you as green shit today, you’ve never eaten leeks! The toad turned into a worm and gave birth to a bastard, a thing with no eyebrows for three generations.”

"You don't speak well, you always look like you have dog food in your mouth, you pepper wood. A one-eyed judge, blind ghost. A wooden fish is changed to a clapper, a knocked product. A toad with feathers, are you a bird or a beast? Stick your ass Look at the sky, you have blind eyes. Don't be afraid that your eyes will be tight, I have a big stick. To be honest, for you, I can't stop worrying, and for your uncle, Ziri: Wei Defei and Xinda are difficult to raise!"

"I also send a few words of encouragement: kill millions of soldiers in the rivers and lakes, and the sword around your waist is full of fishy smell."

"A dull dog doesn't know a hero, but Eastern Guangdong still calls itself Zhengzheng."

"Crack, creak, creak..."

At this time, the few remaining people silently moved away from Xinda beside him...

This one is biting his teeth even harder than the one just now!

"A friend wondered, why are these two brothers whose surname is Song-Liu? You don't know, there is a heroic mother here. Son Xiao Que, fifth son Xia Er, the Anti-Pornography Office of Guangdong Province once presented a plaque to this heroic mother: "Everything leads to the number one scholar!"

"Hehe, I'm so happy to be able to really get to know these few people today. Is there anyone still talking back? I'll wait."

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"Is it over? It can be regarded as finished! Good guy! Basically, there are basically no dirty words, all of which are posted on the platform, but the combination of this... The lethality is..."

The few people looked at each other silently and exchanged glances, their hearts filled with bliss. In the past, every time I saw a "big Internet celebrity" on other people's Internet, I always envied their traffic.

Now...hehe, fortunately, I have no traffic or fame!This is really not one of the well-known film critics who scolded Shen Yi on the Internet did not avoid it! ! !
All of them were mentioned by name in the article!
"Fortunately..."

"Hey, that's not right! Teacher Defei, what's wrong with this? Why are you still covering your chest? Jiuxinwan! Jiuxinwan!"

"Who should call 120 immediately! First aid, first aid!!!"

(End of this chapter)