I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Although it is rude to make fun of girls' weight on any platform.

But for two comedians, it's really a basic and highly effective technique.

Of course, this is also the most important reason why there are so few female comedians. Men are more rational. This performance can earn hundreds of thousands, not to mention being ugly. They can do whatever they want, making money. Not shivering.

But girls who are more emotional often can't stand such teasing, and even if they can stand it, they often don't feel good in their hearts.

This is also the reason why Shen Yi has a good relationship with Jia Ling and Ma Li.

On stage, I can tease for the effect of the show. It’s okay to make jokes. Off stage, I must be full of respect.

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After several interruptions and jokes on the stage, the actors of the two teams have already divided up and started the first stage of the game.

Hearing that the first game was a megaphone, both the Ace team and the Evergreen team breathed a sigh of relief, they have basically seen Shen Yi's drawing level like a black hole.

If you want to follow this person's line of thinking, the difficulty is no less than asking everyone to go to university to learn advanced mathematics again.

Since it is the theme of the Spring Festival Gala, the content of its megaphone is naturally related to various programs of the Spring Festival Gala.

It stands to reason that Zhao Zhongxiang and Ni Ping, who have been hosts for many years, should be very experienced in such questions.

So in the first level of the game, the ace team that started first let Shen Yi take the first stick, and teacher Zhao Zhongxiang took the last stick to guess the correct answer.

However, the idea is very good, but in fact, the content of the action is often changed beyond recognition before the last stick.

For example, for the last question "Super Life Guerrilla", Shen Yi played brilliantly and successfully made Jia Ling guess the correct answer through the performance.

However, when Jia Ling communicated to Ouyang Nana, Jia Ling forgot to lie on the ground, and directly changed from giving birth to an old hen laying eggs.

Shen Yi covered his face in dismay when he heard the voice of "clack, cluck, cluck!" coming from behind Ouyang Nana.

Especially Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, who was the best at the end, frowned and thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think that what program of the Spring Festival Gala could have anything to do with the chicken laying eggs.

Finally, it took a long time to come up with "Peacock Dance", which directly made the audience burst into laughter.

"Really, Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, let's not see Mr. Yang Liping if we don't have anything to do recently. It's also a matter of fighting."

Shen Yi's tears were about to flow out of his smile, he patted Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang on the shoulder and said.

"In fact, the main reason is that Jia Ling forgot to lie down. Lying down this time is like giving birth, especially Jia Ling's figure is relatively plump, which is a bit like when she was pregnant." Teacher Ni Ping helped Jia Ling Zhao Bu said, but everyone laughed even more when he said this.

Teacher Ni Ping looked at everyone laughing and explained with a serious face: "I didn't mean it, but my weight was basically the same as Jia Ling when I was pregnant!"

"No! That's absolutely impossible!"

Shen Yi waved his hands and said firmly: "Mr. Ni Ping, no matter how much you are pregnant, you can't carry a baby weighing more than 100 kilograms!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going!"

As soon as this remark came out, the whole audience went crazy with joy, the whole audience leaned forward and back together with joy, watching Jia Ling chasing Shen Yi for a round with a smile to relieve her anger.

Compared with the unscrupulousness of the Ace team, it is obvious that the Spring Festival Evening Evergreen team is much more reliable, and won the first game with almost no effort.

And Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, the leader of the ace team, was naturally punished for the team's failure.

The host Shen Tao introduced the rules: "Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, our punishment is actually very simple. You can choose one of the truth and the big risk, but the evergreen team will come up with the questions."

After listening to several people talk for a long time, Zhao Zhongxiang understood the meaning of the truth and the big risk, and then he opened his mouth decisively and chose the truth:

"Let's be honest, after all, I'm old and my mobility is not very strong, and I think Ni Ping, who has been with me for many years, will definitely not ask me too tricky questions."

"This is not necessarily the case. I have been dissatisfied with you for a long time all these years, and this time I have a rare chance to take revenge." Ni Ping directly ignored her old partner's begging for mercy, as if she wanted to fall in love and kill each other.

However, when it came time to ask questions, I still didn't ask too hard after all.

Ni Ping: "Well, tell me about your career as a host for so many years, what is your most regrettable thing?"

"Oh, good question!"

"That's a good question!"

Everyone applauded tacitly when they heard Ni Ping's question, wondering what Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang would say.

"This... The most regrettable thing to say is that it may be that I have been a host since that time, and the imprint on me may have been too heavy. Even now, it still seems to be too serious. gone."

"It's not like the new generation of hosts on CCTV, like Zhu Guangquan or Xiao Sa, who can be so lively, so free, and so brave to show their personal charm."

"So my biggest regret may be that I can't take off this serious and calm label. In fact, I always feel that I am also a very humorous and cheerful person. If I hadn't been a host back then, I think I Might consider becoming a comedian."

Zhao Zhongxiang's voice was not loud, but sincere and restrained.

As soon as he finished speaking, he aroused bursts of applause from around and the audience.

Although it is still the sensational way that chief director Wu Tong is familiar with, these words are still full of appeal from a senior who has devoted his whole life to the host career.

"What about Shen Yi? As the most famous comedian, do you have any labels you want to tear off?" The host Shen Tao suddenly cue to Shen Yi after applause.

"I... If you want to talk about labels, the one I want to tear off most is the xl size label on my clothes." After Shen Yi thought about it carefully, he stretched out his hands and pulled the clothes on his body with an indescribable expression.

With just one sentence, the atmosphere that was still emotional was swept away in an instant...

(End of this chapter)