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Chapter 479 Xu Zheng’s ten consecutive questions about killing him

"Teacher Shen Yi, Teacher Xu Zheng is really bothering you two today. I think this meal will be treated as my treat later, and it will be considered as a good way to get in touch with everyone. What do you think?"

After arriving at the destination and getting off the car, director Wen Muye looked at Shen Yi and Xu Zheng and suggested with a smile.

Shen Yi nodded and said, "Okay, it's really appropriate for you to treat me to today's meal. You treat me, and I'll take care of the evening activities."

"No problem." Wen Muye agreed happily, but when he walked into the hotel, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed...

Ever since several of his movies became hits, Shen Yi has almost no worries about money. Especially when it comes to eating, he is absolutely generous. His main thing is that as long as it is not illegal, he will not let go of anything delicious.

The place he booked this time was a local time-honored state banquet-level restaurant with luxurious decoration, decent dishes, and even the waiters were not over 30 years old. Of course, the price... was not considered friendly to the people.

Shen Yi didn't care about the price, but who made... Wen Muye himself just said a treat.

Good guy, you must know that he was able to make this movie, in fact, it was inseparable from the help of Andy Lau and director Ning Hao.

Back in 2005, the king Andy Lau spent 500 million of his own money on a project called Asian Rising Star Directors. As the name suggests, the project selected six outstanding emerging directors from Asia to fund their filming.

Ning Hao, who was still a little-known minor character at the time, became famous in one fell swoop by relying on the script of "Crazy Stone" to get 300 million yuan from Andy Lau, which became a box office hit.

At this point, he has gradually become a well-known director in China, and Ning Hao has obviously not forgotten Andy Lau's kindness and paid tribute to him. At the same time, he promoted a plan of Bad Monkey 72 to relay emerging directors in Asia and continue to promote and fund emerging outstanding directors. creation and photography.

In addition to Ning Hao, Huang Bo, Xu Zheng and Shen Yi were all involved in this plan. They asked for money and people.

This time, the "I'm Not the God of Medicine" movies, including the movie "The Wandering Earth" that Wu Jing is interested in, are all funded by this plan.

Funding and investment, although there is only one word difference between the two, needless to say the intensity involved. Wen Muye will be able to use this investment to film "I'm Not the God of Medicine". This is thanks to Shen Yi and Xu Zheng. The friendly appearance kept the cost to a minimum.

The entire crew's filming funds were tight, and Wen Muye had to struggle for a while whether to pay fifteen or twenty for the actor's box lunch.

Shen Yi didn't care about the cost of the treat, but for Wen Muye... this was definitely not a small sum of money.

But what else can I do? I promised to treat the guests, but I can't go back on my words. Now that we have come to this point, it is absolutely impossible to say that we should go out and turn left at the door to eat Shaxian cuisine.

Shen Yi and others walked into the hotel and came to the reserved private room. Soon the waiter came in with a thick menu and whispered: "Hello, can you start ordering???"

"Director Wen..." Shen Yi glanced sideways at Wen Muye to ask for his opinion.

Wen Muye said in a low voice with some embarrassment: "Teacher Shen Yi, please order it, just... our crew's funds are indeed limited, so don't order something that is too expensive. It will be a waste if you can't finish it."

"That's impossible. If you order too much and you can't eat it, you can pack it away. We definitely can't waste it." Xu Zheng on the side got excited when he heard this, and he laughed and tried to make trouble for Wen Muye.

Seeing Wen Muye's wry smile, Shen Yi couldn't help but feel happy in his heart. He and Xu Zheng were not only the leading actors, but also the investors of this movie. How could they not join in if they were really short of money? According to the scale of making a movie, Investment capital is mobile.

In other words, Wen Mu was ambitious and honest. He really thought that this was the first investment and wished he could spend the penny in half.

Look at the movie "The Wandering Earth" next door. They didn't have enough filming funds. Not only did they ask Wu Jing for money, but they also directly deceived the investors from assistant actors into starring actors.

But it has to be said that the more honest people like Wen Muye are faced with, the more intense Shen Yi's bad taste becomes.

He immediately took the menu and looked at Wen Muye and said very considerately: "I know the literary director, I promise to just order whatever you want. It will be over when we are full."

"Come and take note of the beauty, stir-fried shredded potatoes, oily pork, fuyong eggs, sizzling eggplant, stir-fried beans, meat-stuffed tofu..."

As Shen Yi talked about the dishes one by one, Wen Muye's expression became more and more relaxed. Although the prices of the dishes here are indeed more expensive than those outside, they are all basic dishes after all. Even including drinks, this averages out to one table. It only costs one or two thousand at most, so the price is completely affordable!
At this time, Xu Zheng on the side was full of question marks. Isn't this like Shen Yi's style? ? ?Is this a substitution? ? ?
Xu Zheng was about to ask Shen Yi for a few hard dishes, but looking at Shen Yi's smiling mouth, Xu Zheng silently closed his mouth again.

Based on his understanding of Shen Yi, with his appearance like this, this guy might be holding something bad in his stomach...

Shen Yi on the side talked about more than a dozen dishes with a smile, then turned around and asked the waiter: "How do you remember it, beauty?"

"Yeah, I've written it down, but why don't you order two of our signature dishes? For example, the eight-treasure squab and the golden pork, which are not available in other restaurants." The waiter checked the menu and said, vocal channel.

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "Hey, beauty, you don't understand what I mean. I mean we don't want any of the dishes I wrote down. Apart from these, let's each have one of all the remaining dishes on the menu!"

Waiter: "Ah......"

Wen Muye: "………………"

(dish)
Xu Zheng: "(ω)hiahiahia, he knew it would be like this."

Completely ignoring Wen Muye's tearless expression, after the shock, the waitress happily ran out to serve the food.

Seeing the actors following the car slowly walking into the box, Wen Muye felt really miserable and couldn't express his feelings.

It wasn't until Shen Yi, who couldn't bear it, secretly chatted with him for a few words that Wen Muye's expression finally relaxed a little.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

After a good meal and drinks, everyone didn't leave, and Shen Yi immediately pulled him to the KTV for the second round.

They are all actors, and everyone's singing skills are generally good. Everyone sang one song after another, and the people below also drank and applauded.

After finishing a bottle of beer, Shen Yi took out a pair of dice from under the table with a smile and said loudly to Xu Zheng beside him: "Brother Zheng, do you want one? Bragging."

"Come on! Drink or truth or dare?" Xu Zheng nodded.

"Truth or dare, drinking is no fun." Shen Yi said with a smile.

"Come on!"

There are many dice games on the wine table, but if anyone from the south to the north, from old to young, can play them if they have been to a bar, the only ones that can be played are comparisons and bragging.

Needless to say, the former mainly highlights simplicity, while the latter, relatively speaking, combines some fun and technology on the basis of simplicity, and its playability is also higher.

Shen Yi originally thought that Xu Zheng should be better at playing. After all, he should go to a lot of nightclubs like this, but he didn't expect that Xu Zheng was just starting out. He could only say... Maybe Xu Zheng went to nightclubs. Is it another project, such as...the Shang K version of the Crazy Horse Show?

"Four ones!"

"Open! I don't have any."

The two sifting cups were opened, and Xu Zheng lost the first game almost without any suspense. He could only smile helplessly: "I will choose to tell the truth." If so, I really want to ask you a question, Brother Zheng." Shen Yi said with a smile:
"Brother Zheng, do you wash your hair when you wash your face?"

Shen Yi's voice was not loud, but the moment he spoke it, it felt inexplicably deafening. The entire lively KTV couldn't help but be excited. Tan Zhuo, who had always sang very well, suddenly sang out of tune. …………

On the other hand, Xu Zheng silently stabilized the hat on his head. After a long silence, he gritted his teeth and said, "No...who washes their hair with facial cleanser!"

"But now there are three-in-one toiletries, face wash, hair shampoo, and shower gel." Shen Yi's eyes were very serious.

"Then there's no need to come again!" Xu Zheng said speechlessly.

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"Six six!"

"If you don't believe me, just one, go! Damn, you really have five..." The next time, Xu Zheng's eyes widened again and he said speechlessly.

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Hey, if you want to admit defeat, let's continue to tell the truth."

Xu Zheng: "Ask..."

At this time, the voices in the KTV became quiet, and even the singers sang softly, and their eyes glanced this way.

Feeling everyone's attention, Shen Yi continued without changing his expression: "Second question, brother Zheng, can you rub your head in the shower?"

"Pfft..." A burst of uncontrollable laughter came from all around, followed by bursts of coughing.

Xu Zheng: "...I, a southerner, don't take baths! Come again!"

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"Three ones!"

"open!"

"Brother Zheng, do you usually have dandruff?"

"No! Come again!"

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"Brother Zheng, do you usually consider sun protection on your head when you go out?"

"Brother Zheng, will mosquitoes bite your head?"

"Brother Zheng, will your head freeze in winter?"

"Brother Zheng..."

"Brother Zheng..."

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The final outcome ended with Xu Zheng admitting defeat, and Shen Yi's deadly interrogation almost caused Xu Zheng to become autistic.

Of course, this obviously did not affect the happiness of others, and it made everyone in the audience laugh almost crazy.

The whole one-night party finally ended with a happy ending. The only problem may be that when Xu Zheng and Shen Yi acted opposite each other the next day, the feeling of wanting to kill someone was almost impossible to hide...

There's no acting skills at all, it's just true feelings and personal grudges! (▼ plate▼#)
Of course, all joking aside, everything still comes down to the serious matter of shooting.

In fact, such a gathering cannot change many things. After all, to put it bluntly, it is just for everyone to relax, eat and drink.

But through the gathering, what the actors actually saw was the director's progress and changes in his aura. This is the actor's greatest confidence when acting.

Yes, director, if talking dramas and sketches are actors’ art, then movies are actually directors’ art.

Because the actors in the movie are shot in fragments and they are not coherent. Even if you know the cause and effect in the script, you cannot maintain your emotions forever. You usually follow the director's requirements:
"Okay, Teacher Wang, this place requires you to turn your head and face the camera, shed tears and cry out in seconds."

"Teacher Xu, I need you to put on a deep pose and say this line."

The video clips were polished and spliced ​​over and over again, and finally the entire movie was formed. This was all work done in the director's mind and turned into a video.

When an actor is in such a shooting, he cannot accurately know whether the movie is good or bad. Only the director knows and knows that the director can give the actor confidence.

Oh, you are director Shen Yi. You have made many hit movies before, ranking first in the box office.

Oh, you are Feng Pants, a veteran in the director field. The quality of this movie must be no problem. We will listen to you and make it well.

Wen Muye only considered the script and shooting issues, but ignored the actors' ideas. This naturally caused the other actors' hearts to wander, and the filming became increasingly erratic.

But fortunately, after Shen Yi and Xu Zheng's reminder this time, Wen Muye quickly reacted and paid more attention to the interaction with the actors on the set.

In addition, there were two comedians, Shen Yi and Xu Zheng, who played tricks from time to time to adjust the atmosphere. Although the atmosphere on the set was inevitably gloomy due to the subject matter, everyone's condition was much better after all, as was the progress and status of the filming. Getting better and better.

And Wen Muye, who is in control of the overall situation as the director, is obviously more sympathetic to such changes.

It can only be said that the more he puts himself in this position, the more Wen Muye can feel the importance of Shen Yi and Xu Zheng to the entire movie. This contribution cannot be summarized by just one starring role.

(End of this chapter)