I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Silent all night.

The day after the premiere, Li Qin and Shen Yi took advantage of the May Day Golden Week to prepare to return home to Meng Province.

After all, the two have been dating for more than a year. Even if they are not the kind of people to just play around, they should still meet their parents.

The day finally came when he was going to meet his parents. Li Qin was lying if he said he wasn't nervous. Ever since he got on the plane, he had been in a state of dissociation. That feeling made Shen Yi couldn't help but think of the time when he was about to take the college entrance examination.

I have to say that couples, regardless of whether they are men or women, need positive feedback. Seeing their parents nervous actually proves that they care about each other in some ways.

If you really meet someone who is not shy, who is as good at meeting parents as he is at eating, who treats people well, and has a high emotional intelligence, then you might really calm down and take a closer look to see if the other person is a scammer.

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Shen Yi's hometown is located in Qingcheng City, the capital of Mongolia Province, which is very close to the imperial capital. It only takes one to two hours to get to Qingcheng City by plane from the imperial capital, and I heard that the high-speed rail will soon be connected.

However, it is just over an hour away from the imperial capital. Because it is in Mongolia, it is very helpless to be divided into remote areas. It does not enjoy the special treatment of fresh food, no transportation, many express packages, and even a price increase.

This is undoubtedly something that makes a large part of Mongolian province, enthusiasts who are accustomed to online shopping very unhappy, such as... Shen Yi's mother.

But of course, how could such a thing stop Shen's mother's impulse to buy? At most, she would only make a series of complaints and criticisms about the express delivery after finishing the purchase.

"I said, mom, how many things did you buy??? I took the six or seven items seven or eight times this time. Did you pack the honeycomb express cabinet???"

Shen Yi gasped and stretched his head out from the side of a pile of express boxes, looking resentfully at the two people holding hands in front of him, Feng Qingyundan, who looked like sisters.

No matter how old you are, you are still a child in front of me, no matter how old you are, you still can't live as a coolie in front of me...

Shen's mother, who was walking in front, turned back and said with a matter-of-fact expression: "It's mainly because your dad's waist has been bad recently, and he doesn't want him to carry too many express items, so I usually don't dare to buy items that are too big or too heavy."

"It's just the right time. It's rare that you're back and you can help mom. I did a big purchase online and emptied the shopping cart."

Shen Yi took a breath and felt his scalp numb: "The shopping cart has been emptied??? There are at least more than 100 items in your shopping cart, right?? Mom doesn't know how to use a honeycomb express cabinet... It’s really all your stuff, right???”

Shen's mother's expression became more and more embarrassed as she said: "Actually... it's not a Honeycomb express cabinet. The rookie parcel next to it... is basically half full..."

"Mom, if you are planning to have grandchildren in the future, you should just call the moving company to help... I'm afraid the kid can't even do it with his waist!!!" Shen Yi grimaced and decided to give up. .

Li Qin on the side looked at the sweat rising on Shen Yi's face. He walked over and wanted to help, but was gently held back by Shen's mother.

Li Qin said a little shyly: "That aunt, let me help him... There are quite a lot of express items, and I am not weak at all."

Shen's mother rolled her eyes and said: "Son, you are too kind. He is just too lazy and doesn't want to do it anymore. Ignore him and let him exercise more. Look at this guy who has gained weight recently. I don't know where he got so much weight." fan."

After saying that, Shen's mother turned back to Shen Yi and said: "Hurry up, I'll find the moving company to pack it up after this express delivery, it's fast!!!"

"Okay, just the last trip!" Shen Yi shrugged and saw that he had achieved his goal and no longer had to work. He was no longer pretentious at all. He picked up a pile of express delivery and ran back home in a hurry. There was no trace of what he had just done. Tired state.

Shen's mother laughed and patted the dumbfounded Li Qin on the shoulder and said: "How is it? Auntie is right, this kid in our family is not good at anything, laziness is No. 1, the only intelligence he has is laziness. He was trained when he was young, and I can’t control him anyway. From now on, you have to help me discipline him well!!!”

Li Qin could naturally understand the meaning behind Shen Ma's words, and immediately became even more shy. However, he nodded heavily to show that he understood, but a blush crept up from his neck to his fair and delicate cheeks and ear.

Shen Yi ran home with a large pile of express delivery, sat down on the sofa in the living room, lay down on his back, twisted and stretched comfortably. The father who was watching TV at home was walking out with a cup of tea. Upon seeing it, Shen Yi was puzzled and said:

"Hey, why are you alone??? Where are your mother and Li Qin???"

Shen Yi was lying on the familiar sofa. The sunlight outside the door shone through the window and seemed to have a golden edge on Shen Yi's body. It was so warm that he couldn't help but feel a little sleepy. He replied lazily:
"It's right behind. I'll be back soon. Dad, I just got home and my butt is still hot, so I went to work as a coolie for my mother. You didn't ask me how I was doing in the imperial capital? You just thought about me. Mom and your daughter-in-law??? My biological son is too insignificant..."

Dad Shen Yi was also a wonderful man, and he complained casually: "That's for sure, one is my wife, and the other is my future daughter-in-law. If you hadn't been obedient this time and brought Li Qin home, you wouldn't be worthy of me." Treat guests to a high-end hotel specially booked outside."

Shen Yi lost his mind and complained: "......So love will really disappear, right? Why should men embarrass men..."

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao was here. Almost before the two of them finished speaking, Shen’s mother pulled Li Qin into the house. She heard the conversation between the two and said with a smile: "!! Old Shen, what are you going to eat out, some high-end restaurant? The food you cook can be as grand as a family banquet! It’s rare for Li Qin to come to our house. You recruit Li Qin while I go out to buy food and cook. Today I want to show off my cooking skills!!!"

Li Qin was still immersed in what Shen's mother told him just now, so of course he would not refute, and nodded obediently, unaware that the faces of the two men in the living room at this time were rapidly changing from yellow to white at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then to purple, then to black...

Shen Yi reacted quickly. He stepped forward and took his mother's arm. He said sincerely: "Mom, you have worked too hard. Please don't cook today. My dad has already made a reservation. Let's eat outside. Be good!!!”

"Yes, yes! My son is right. Let's eat outside when I treat you today!!!" For some reason, the father and Shen Yi instantly reached an agreement and advised together.Shen's mother sternly refused: "That won't work. It's a rare day like this. A distinguished guest came to the house. I'm not tired at all just eating at home!!! I can buy the food right away!!!"

"Don't, it's too time-consuming! It's almost 10:30 in the morning! It's too late to buy it and cook it, just eat it outside!" Shen Yi continued to persuade sincerely.

Shen's mother looked impatient, knocked off Shen Yi's hand and turned around and asked Li Qin: "It's not troublesome to let go!!! Li Qin, tell me! Do you want to eat the food cooked by aunt???"

Li Qin was confused and didn't know what was going on. He looked back at the colors Shen Yi sent frantically, then looked at Shen's mother and hesitated for a long time: "I think the family dinner cooked by aunt is very good, but if you are tired, aunt, ………”

"It's not tiring at all. Li Qin stays at home for a while. Auntie will be back soon to make delicious food for you!!!" Shen's mother Yagen didn't hear the second part of Li Qin's words and hummed. Zhu Ge went out happily, leaving only Li Qin who was a little confused and Shen and his son who were wearing masks of pain.

"What a sin...the nuclear bomb that has been in the dust for so many years has finally escaped." Father Shen murmured.

On the side, Shen Yi looked at Li Qin with resentful eyes and said, "Don't you not understand my eyes? Isn't it good for Qin Bao to be alive?"

Li Qin:"???"

In the living room at home, Shen Yi's father went back to his room on the pretext of working, leaving only Shen Yi and Li Qin sitting across from each other in the living room.

Shen Yi, with a bitter look on his face, took out two bags of Oreos from somewhere, opened them and handed one to Li Qin: "Would you like some? You'll be hungry in a while..." …”

Li Qin waved his hand and refused: "It's not that I want to eat the food cooked by my aunt for a while. I'm not as picky as you. I can eat anything, especially family banquets."

"Okay, then you must eat more then."

On the other hand, Shen Yi just shook his head helplessly and turned into a ruthless Oreo crusher. In less than a moment, he ate two bags of Oreos and drank two small piles of Yakult in one bite.

Ignoring Li Qin's confusion, Shen Yi, who had not yet eaten enough, stood up and walked towards his father's room. As if he had expected that the door would be locked, he knocked on the door and said:
"Dad!!! Don't eat alone! I know there must be roasted chicken and beef jerky in your house, take it out quickly! Otherwise, I will tell my mother and we will have to die together!!! Dad!!!"

Li Qin was sitting on the sofa alone and found that since the family dinner was proposed, the atmosphere at home had completely changed, and he felt more and more inexplicable.

And all this, Shen Yi's mother came into the kitchen with a big bag full of fresh ingredients. After a clash of pots and pans, she brought out plates of dark, strange and different shapes. After eating, Li Qin realized that he had indeed been a little hasty.

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At the dinner table for a long time......

Shen Yi, who was sitting next to Li Qin, looked at the stunned Li Qin with a suppressed smile and said, "What did mom cook today? You are a chef. Please introduce your skills to Li Qin."

Shen Ma confidently pointed to the brown and black plate closest to Li Qin and said: "This is a dish I recently improved based on the recipe of the blogger on Douyin - Cappuccino Chicken Wings! !!”

Then he pointed at the purple-red thick soup with many unknown floating objects and said: "This is dragon fruit and snow pear crucian carp soup. Drink the soup before eating."

"This is braised pork...the color is a bit dark. Maybe I accidentally overheated it when frying the sugar color. Now it should only be regarded as caramel braised pork."

"This dish is the staple food, crab roe buns. The last dish is...is..." Shen's mother finally pointed at a dark dish, frowned and fell into deep thought for a while.

Shen Yi's father looked at it carefully and said: "Based on my years of experimenting with poisons... I have a reasonable guess that this dish should be vinegary cabbage, right?"

"I think it should be fried eggplant...Mom???" Shen Yi asked curiously.

Shen's mother nodded uncertainly and said: "Almost......that's right, I remember it's also eggplant, anyway, try it quickly!!! Come and move the chopsticks!!!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Li Qin, come and taste your long-awaited mother."乛v乛
Shen Yi enthusiastically took the biggest bun for Li Qin and said:
"Now my mother is very experienced in making crab roe buns. When I bit the skin for the first time, the little crabs could crawl out of the buns!"

Listening to Shen Yi's enthusiastic introduction, after imagining the scene for a moment, Li Qin put down the bun that he just raised to his mouth with great care, and his face turned pale.

Shen's mother also said enthusiastically: "Yes, yes! Li Qin, would you like to try auntie's cooking?"

"Um... Auntie, I suddenly remembered a question. I need to go to the crew to audition next month. I need to stay in shape and lose weight for the role!!!" Li Qin said righteously, and there seemed to be some emotion in his words and expressions. Infinite regret and guilt......

Shen Yi said amusedly: "How could you decide to go for an interview??? How come I don't know???"

Li Qin whispered: "What I just decided is no good, eat your own food!!!"

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