above the galaxy
Chapter 14 Are You Marrying Him?
Chapter 14 Are You Marrying Him?
"Where are the legs?" asked the old man.
Bandit Tang lowered his head to look for Phoenix's leg.
"I'm talking about rabbit legs." The old man said angrily.
Look at the wretchedness of this kid, even if his legs are thin and long, you can't keep staring at him
"Give it to An Ning." Bandit Tang said nonchalantly.
"Give it again? Give it again? Didn't you just send a large piece of mutton over two days ago? How much can the two of them eat? Do you know what you are doing?" .”
Bandit Tang glanced at the old man, sneered, and said, "I dug up a bag of cassava last time, why is there only half a bag left?"
"Of course I ate it. There are so many people in our family, and Xiaopang is such an idiot, what's wrong with eating quickly? Isn't this a very normal thing." The old man became angry and raised his voice deliberately.
"I saw it at Mrs. Cheng's house." Xiaopang smiled honestly.
Afraid of offending the old man, he whispered, "When I went to the kitchen to chop the rabbit's leg with a knife, I found half a bag of cassava in the corner. I don't know the cassava, but the bag of cassava is from our family. marked above."
The old man gave Xiaopang, the traitor, a hard look, and explained to Bandit Tang: "I think the family has a lot of meat now, and the two-headed sheep you brought back last time has not been eaten yet, and now there is another red-eyed rabbit." .”
"Besides, both of you bastards like to eat meat, but how much can I eat by myself if I don't like cassava? It just so happened that you, as an aunt, came to the house to help clean up, sew up your clothes and shoes with holes, and use old The fabric has provided a pair of soles for each of you, and we are going to sew a pair of cotton shoes with animal skins."
"Don't look at how hot it is now, the temperature will drop in two months, and the heavy snow will probably cover your knees. How can you survive the winter without a pair of leather cotton shoes?"
"When did our family dislike cassava? When we were hungry, we didn't drink less grass root soup, did we? Xiaopang almost gnawed on the bark."
Bandit Tang waved his hand coolly, and said, "Forget it, let's give it away. Didn't we say anything? Xiaopang and I gave it away in an open and aboveboard way, unlike some people who give things away and are sneaky." What's so shameful about this kind of thing? Why? A guilty conscience?"
"I didn't wrong me without you." The old man was furious.
Seeing Tang Bandit Xiaopang and the new girl all looking at him strangely, the old man also felt that his explanation was quite weak, and the little things between men and women could only be described more and more darkly, because most people I hope you "have" and don't want to believe that you don't
If not, this matter will not be fun at all, and it will not satisfy the public's desire to spy.
"Whatever you think." The old man put on a face of a rogue with a broken can, and said aloud: "I said I didn't sleep, so I didn't sleep. Besides, what happens if I sleep? Even if I sleep, it's for the two of you A bastard's cotton shoes to dedicate my beautiful body."
Bandit Tang looked disgusted, and said: "Don't put gold on your face. You want to sleep, and Mrs. Cheng may not be willing to accept it. With Mrs. Cheng's appearance and figure, why are there so many men who want to pursue her? Is it your turn?"
I can not, but you can't say I can't.
A man is most afraid of others saying he can't do it.
So, the old man hastily explained: "I just don't want to. If I had thought about it, Mrs. Cheng would have become your godmother long ago. I think I was also called the Imperial Shuang back then."
Recalling the past, the old man couldn't help but feel a little sad, and his mood became depressed.
I'm more worried that my words will arouse the curiosity of others, but Xiaopang doesn't have to worry, even if you hand the words to his mouth, he won't be able to chew one, two, three.
But Bandit Tang is really too shrewd.Numerous details can be unearthed from the clues, including how many legs the centipede has.As smart as a ghost, it's really not easy to fool around.
He doesn't look like his father at all, but has the same temperament as his mother, who is known as the star of the empire
There is also Fenghuang, this charming guest who came all the way from Xinxing. Although they have not been in contact with each other for a long time, they can still find some clues from their speech and behavior. This person is not easy to get along with.
If you talk too much, you will lose, he understands this truth.
He understands it more deeply than anyone else, and it hurts deeply, and it hurts to the marrow.
"Empire double what?" Bandit Tang asked.
Sure enough, he grabbed the old man's protruding tail and questioned him.
Fenghuang's eyes also brightened slightly, and he looked thoughtfully at the thin old man in front of him who looked a bit wretched.
"When I was young, I was known as the duo of empires, the flower of the Milky Way, and the spokesperson of the Blue Star image." The old man said with a serious face: "I'm not bragging with you. I was handsome when I was young. Anyone who saw it I have to give a thumbs up and give a thumbs up, what a beautiful young man with a graceful demeanor, the woman who likes me is from eighteen to eighty, and can circle around the blue star, which is more terrifying than the sales of fragrant milk tea."
Sure enough, when a person says "I'm not bragging with you", every word he follows is bragging.
"Bah!" Bandit Tang spurned.
"Shameless!" Xiaopang muttered in a low voice.
The look of inquiry in Phoenix's eyes disappeared instantly, it seemed that his thinking was too complicated.
In other words, how could an old man who was randomly met on the ruins be such a big shot?How could it have anything to do with the empire?
"Men in the old land like to brag!"
Fenghuang silently made a fresh mark on the old soil in his heart.
"Although none of what you said is convincing, but I have drawn a conclusion from your sophistry." Bandit Tang said aloud.
"What conclusion?" asked the old man.
"It's true that you didn't sleep like an old lady." Bandit Tang said. "Didn't succeed?"
".As I said, it's not that I didn't succeed, but that I didn't want to. I resisted."
"If you work a little harder, the two families will become one family." Bandit Tang said meaningfully: "In that case, it will be more legitimate for you to take care of Aunt Cheng, and Aunt Cheng can also clean up the house. Me and I Xiaopang's life will be easier."
Bandit Tang really thought about this possibility. If the old man and Mrs. Cheng get together and the two families become one family, they can take care of Mrs. Cheng's mother and daughter more legitimately, and those who like to gossip will not find a point of attack.
We all slept together, what do you mean we have an affair?
My bottom line is lower than your fire line, what strength do you have when you scold me?
Mrs. Cheng, mother and daughter are hardworking, capable, ingenious, and able to keep the house in order. The life of him and Xiaopang can definitely be improved to a higher level.
At least, you don't have to cook for the old man when you come back from hunting every day.
Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure.
Bandits Tang and Xiaopang don't have mothers, but they can find a wife for the old man.
The old man curled his lips, squinted at Tang Bandit and said, "Two days ago, when you became an aunt, you even talked to me, saying that you and An Ning are not young anymore, and you have grown up since you were young, and you have a very good relationship. No, you two make do with it?"
Bandit Tang was shocked, and said, "You guys are targeting me? I'm still a child."
"Children? Look at the children of the old Wang's family. Those who are fifteen or sixteen years old have children. Then look at Zhang Tiejiang's daughter. She is about the same age as you. She will marry at the end of this year. Do you think it is still a grand event?"
After the cataclysm, animals lived longer and longer, but human life spans became shorter and shorter.
No way, the survival ability of animals is much stronger than that of humans.
At the beginning, animals were also extinct on a large scale. However, there were too many of them, and their reproductive ability was strong. When they adapted to the current harsh environment, they would constantly mutate, and then one by one Become the overlord of this black land.
However, it is difficult for human beings to live in such a high-radiation environment. After a large number of deaths, no one is willing to have children, and it is difficult to support children.
Therefore, there are fewer and fewer humans and more and more animals on the ruins.
This is why human beings are squeezed into one small gathering area after another, while ferocious animals occupy most of the land and sea.
After all, human beings have always adhered to the basic principle of "eating if you can beat it, and running if you can't beat it".
The phenomenon of "returning to ancient times" has appeared again in human beings, life expectancy is getting shorter and shorter, and the time for marriage has to be advanced.
It is said that the Blue Star law used to stipulate that young men and women can only marry later, but now that the law is gone, who cares about this kind of thing?
"Impossible." Bandit Tang shook his head and said, "It's impossible for An Ning and I. Since I was a child, I have treated her as my younger sister, and it is impossible for us."
"What's impossible? It's not easy to find a wife these days. Let me tell you, there are quite a few young men who like tranquility. How many girls are as old as you in the entire human gathering area? You have already said it, Mrs. Come close to your side, if you don't like it, promise her to another family."
"That's their family business, I don't care about it. Anyway, it's impossible for me and An Ning." Bandit Tang said.
"Although An Ning has a scar on her face, this girl has a good foundation, a good heart, and can draw, so the two of you can chat." The old man looked worried, looked at Bandit Tang and asked, "You don't like a girl like An Ning?" ? Then what do you like?"
Bandit Tang glanced at Fenghuang in a strange way, and found that Fenghuang was also staring at him. He actually felt nervous about being caught for doing something bad. He blushed and pouted his neck and said, "I don't know what I like, Anyway, don't worry about this matter. I'm busy hunting every day, how can I have time to think about it?"
Fenghuang also chimed in and said, "Yes, scientific research has proved that getting married at a young age is not conducive to the health of both men and women, especially for women, if they give birth too early, it will affect their health."
Fenghuang really couldn't talk about words like "womb" and "ovary" in front of these "strange" men, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Anyway, it's very bad for women's bodies, and the damage is very serious. I suggest they still We will think about marriage and childbearing in the future. There is a clear rule on Xinxing that marriage was not allowed before."
The old man had a panoramic view of the interaction between the two, his eyes flickered, he stared at Fenghuang and said, "What's the matter with you? I finally found him a wife, but you dismissed him with a few words. If he can't find a wife in the future, you marry him." give him?"
"."
(End of this chapter)
"Where are the legs?" asked the old man.
Bandit Tang lowered his head to look for Phoenix's leg.
"I'm talking about rabbit legs." The old man said angrily.
Look at the wretchedness of this kid, even if his legs are thin and long, you can't keep staring at him
"Give it to An Ning." Bandit Tang said nonchalantly.
"Give it again? Give it again? Didn't you just send a large piece of mutton over two days ago? How much can the two of them eat? Do you know what you are doing?" .”
Bandit Tang glanced at the old man, sneered, and said, "I dug up a bag of cassava last time, why is there only half a bag left?"
"Of course I ate it. There are so many people in our family, and Xiaopang is such an idiot, what's wrong with eating quickly? Isn't this a very normal thing." The old man became angry and raised his voice deliberately.
"I saw it at Mrs. Cheng's house." Xiaopang smiled honestly.
Afraid of offending the old man, he whispered, "When I went to the kitchen to chop the rabbit's leg with a knife, I found half a bag of cassava in the corner. I don't know the cassava, but the bag of cassava is from our family. marked above."
The old man gave Xiaopang, the traitor, a hard look, and explained to Bandit Tang: "I think the family has a lot of meat now, and the two-headed sheep you brought back last time has not been eaten yet, and now there is another red-eyed rabbit." .”
"Besides, both of you bastards like to eat meat, but how much can I eat by myself if I don't like cassava? It just so happened that you, as an aunt, came to the house to help clean up, sew up your clothes and shoes with holes, and use old The fabric has provided a pair of soles for each of you, and we are going to sew a pair of cotton shoes with animal skins."
"Don't look at how hot it is now, the temperature will drop in two months, and the heavy snow will probably cover your knees. How can you survive the winter without a pair of leather cotton shoes?"
"When did our family dislike cassava? When we were hungry, we didn't drink less grass root soup, did we? Xiaopang almost gnawed on the bark."
Bandit Tang waved his hand coolly, and said, "Forget it, let's give it away. Didn't we say anything? Xiaopang and I gave it away in an open and aboveboard way, unlike some people who give things away and are sneaky." What's so shameful about this kind of thing? Why? A guilty conscience?"
"I didn't wrong me without you." The old man was furious.
Seeing Tang Bandit Xiaopang and the new girl all looking at him strangely, the old man also felt that his explanation was quite weak, and the little things between men and women could only be described more and more darkly, because most people I hope you "have" and don't want to believe that you don't
If not, this matter will not be fun at all, and it will not satisfy the public's desire to spy.
"Whatever you think." The old man put on a face of a rogue with a broken can, and said aloud: "I said I didn't sleep, so I didn't sleep. Besides, what happens if I sleep? Even if I sleep, it's for the two of you A bastard's cotton shoes to dedicate my beautiful body."
Bandit Tang looked disgusted, and said: "Don't put gold on your face. You want to sleep, and Mrs. Cheng may not be willing to accept it. With Mrs. Cheng's appearance and figure, why are there so many men who want to pursue her? Is it your turn?"
I can not, but you can't say I can't.
A man is most afraid of others saying he can't do it.
So, the old man hastily explained: "I just don't want to. If I had thought about it, Mrs. Cheng would have become your godmother long ago. I think I was also called the Imperial Shuang back then."
Recalling the past, the old man couldn't help but feel a little sad, and his mood became depressed.
I'm more worried that my words will arouse the curiosity of others, but Xiaopang doesn't have to worry, even if you hand the words to his mouth, he won't be able to chew one, two, three.
But Bandit Tang is really too shrewd.Numerous details can be unearthed from the clues, including how many legs the centipede has.As smart as a ghost, it's really not easy to fool around.
He doesn't look like his father at all, but has the same temperament as his mother, who is known as the star of the empire
There is also Fenghuang, this charming guest who came all the way from Xinxing. Although they have not been in contact with each other for a long time, they can still find some clues from their speech and behavior. This person is not easy to get along with.
If you talk too much, you will lose, he understands this truth.
He understands it more deeply than anyone else, and it hurts deeply, and it hurts to the marrow.
"Empire double what?" Bandit Tang asked.
Sure enough, he grabbed the old man's protruding tail and questioned him.
Fenghuang's eyes also brightened slightly, and he looked thoughtfully at the thin old man in front of him who looked a bit wretched.
"When I was young, I was known as the duo of empires, the flower of the Milky Way, and the spokesperson of the Blue Star image." The old man said with a serious face: "I'm not bragging with you. I was handsome when I was young. Anyone who saw it I have to give a thumbs up and give a thumbs up, what a beautiful young man with a graceful demeanor, the woman who likes me is from eighteen to eighty, and can circle around the blue star, which is more terrifying than the sales of fragrant milk tea."
Sure enough, when a person says "I'm not bragging with you", every word he follows is bragging.
"Bah!" Bandit Tang spurned.
"Shameless!" Xiaopang muttered in a low voice.
The look of inquiry in Phoenix's eyes disappeared instantly, it seemed that his thinking was too complicated.
In other words, how could an old man who was randomly met on the ruins be such a big shot?How could it have anything to do with the empire?
"Men in the old land like to brag!"
Fenghuang silently made a fresh mark on the old soil in his heart.
"Although none of what you said is convincing, but I have drawn a conclusion from your sophistry." Bandit Tang said aloud.
"What conclusion?" asked the old man.
"It's true that you didn't sleep like an old lady." Bandit Tang said. "Didn't succeed?"
".As I said, it's not that I didn't succeed, but that I didn't want to. I resisted."
"If you work a little harder, the two families will become one family." Bandit Tang said meaningfully: "In that case, it will be more legitimate for you to take care of Aunt Cheng, and Aunt Cheng can also clean up the house. Me and I Xiaopang's life will be easier."
Bandit Tang really thought about this possibility. If the old man and Mrs. Cheng get together and the two families become one family, they can take care of Mrs. Cheng's mother and daughter more legitimately, and those who like to gossip will not find a point of attack.
We all slept together, what do you mean we have an affair?
My bottom line is lower than your fire line, what strength do you have when you scold me?
Mrs. Cheng, mother and daughter are hardworking, capable, ingenious, and able to keep the house in order. The life of him and Xiaopang can definitely be improved to a higher level.
At least, you don't have to cook for the old man when you come back from hunting every day.
Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure.
Bandits Tang and Xiaopang don't have mothers, but they can find a wife for the old man.
The old man curled his lips, squinted at Tang Bandit and said, "Two days ago, when you became an aunt, you even talked to me, saying that you and An Ning are not young anymore, and you have grown up since you were young, and you have a very good relationship. No, you two make do with it?"
Bandit Tang was shocked, and said, "You guys are targeting me? I'm still a child."
"Children? Look at the children of the old Wang's family. Those who are fifteen or sixteen years old have children. Then look at Zhang Tiejiang's daughter. She is about the same age as you. She will marry at the end of this year. Do you think it is still a grand event?"
After the cataclysm, animals lived longer and longer, but human life spans became shorter and shorter.
No way, the survival ability of animals is much stronger than that of humans.
At the beginning, animals were also extinct on a large scale. However, there were too many of them, and their reproductive ability was strong. When they adapted to the current harsh environment, they would constantly mutate, and then one by one Become the overlord of this black land.
However, it is difficult for human beings to live in such a high-radiation environment. After a large number of deaths, no one is willing to have children, and it is difficult to support children.
Therefore, there are fewer and fewer humans and more and more animals on the ruins.
This is why human beings are squeezed into one small gathering area after another, while ferocious animals occupy most of the land and sea.
After all, human beings have always adhered to the basic principle of "eating if you can beat it, and running if you can't beat it".
The phenomenon of "returning to ancient times" has appeared again in human beings, life expectancy is getting shorter and shorter, and the time for marriage has to be advanced.
It is said that the Blue Star law used to stipulate that young men and women can only marry later, but now that the law is gone, who cares about this kind of thing?
"Impossible." Bandit Tang shook his head and said, "It's impossible for An Ning and I. Since I was a child, I have treated her as my younger sister, and it is impossible for us."
"What's impossible? It's not easy to find a wife these days. Let me tell you, there are quite a few young men who like tranquility. How many girls are as old as you in the entire human gathering area? You have already said it, Mrs. Come close to your side, if you don't like it, promise her to another family."
"That's their family business, I don't care about it. Anyway, it's impossible for me and An Ning." Bandit Tang said.
"Although An Ning has a scar on her face, this girl has a good foundation, a good heart, and can draw, so the two of you can chat." The old man looked worried, looked at Bandit Tang and asked, "You don't like a girl like An Ning?" ? Then what do you like?"
Bandit Tang glanced at Fenghuang in a strange way, and found that Fenghuang was also staring at him. He actually felt nervous about being caught for doing something bad. He blushed and pouted his neck and said, "I don't know what I like, Anyway, don't worry about this matter. I'm busy hunting every day, how can I have time to think about it?"
Fenghuang also chimed in and said, "Yes, scientific research has proved that getting married at a young age is not conducive to the health of both men and women, especially for women, if they give birth too early, it will affect their health."
Fenghuang really couldn't talk about words like "womb" and "ovary" in front of these "strange" men, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Anyway, it's very bad for women's bodies, and the damage is very serious. I suggest they still We will think about marriage and childbearing in the future. There is a clear rule on Xinxing that marriage was not allowed before."
The old man had a panoramic view of the interaction between the two, his eyes flickered, he stared at Fenghuang and said, "What's the matter with you? I finally found him a wife, but you dismissed him with a few words. If he can't find a wife in the future, you marry him." give him?"
"."
(End of this chapter)
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