above the galaxy

Chapter 180 The pants are wet!

"Let him come." Zhong Tianque pointed at Bandit Tang and said aloud.

For Zhong Tianque, this choice is not difficult.

There were a total of five people in the yard, and besides himself, there were only Xuanyuan Mingjing, Si Yinchuan, Shen Xinglan and Tang Bandit.

The members of the palace guards were all in charge of guarding outside the courtyard, and they would not open the courtyard door for people to come in and pour themselves a cup of tea before going out.

Xuanyuan Mingjing is the dean of Bailu Academy, a well-known grand master on Xinxing, even his father Xinzhi would not say such stupid things as asking him to pour himself a cup of tea.

Si Yinchuan is the vice president of Bailu Academy. If Zhong Tianque wants to maintain his image of respecting teachers, it is impossible for him to pour tea for him.

If this matter gets out, it will damage his reputation.

At this critical moment, he couldn't make such a mistake, and it would be bad for someone to catch the pigtails.In this regard, he is still cautious enough.

Shen Xinglan is a direct descendant of the Shen family, topping the blue list.

With a great reputation and outstanding personal strength, he is the disciple brought back by Xuanyuan Mingjing himself.

It can be said that if Zhong Tianque wants to ascend to the throne of Ninth Five Supreme, he must either uproot the Shen family, or obtain the full support of the Shen family, otherwise, it will be difficult for him to climb up or sit firmly.
Shen Wuxiang is the military minister of the empire. If you want to be the lord of the country, how can you not have the support of the military department?
As for the Tang bandits.
Rootless and rootless, a homeless boy from the old land.

If he hadn't been lucky enough to save his sister, they wouldn't have had any intersection in this life.

No, it should be said to be the distance between two planets.

Furthermore, bandits Tang and Fenghuang have a close relationship, and their scandal has become a household name, and it has been on the news hot searches several times.

As for Shen Xinglan and Fenghuang's childhood sweethearts, the two grew up together, and Fenghuang landed in Xiqi Mountain, this sentence came from the mouth of his father.
Strictly speaking, they are still rivals in love.

On one side is Shen Xinglan, the core figure of the Shen family who is the head of the nine great families, and on the other side is the old-time vagrant Tang bandit who has no roots and no foundation, hugging Phoenix's thigh and desperately trying to climb up.

Which is more important, do you still need to think about it?
Therefore, Tang bandits are the most suitable candidates for serving tea and pouring water.

Hearing Zhong Tianque's arrangement, Shen Xinglan stopped arguing and stepped aside with a smile on her face.

He understood Zhong Tianque's intentions and what he wanted.

However, this is something that is beneficial to him after all, and there is no need for him to stand up and refute Zhong Tianque's face.

The eyes of the others fell on Bandit Tang's face, wanting to see the change in his expression.

All the people present were the most intelligent people in the world, Zhong Tianque held Shen Xinglan's hand and refused to let him pour tea, but asked Tang Bandit to do it by name
Somewhat humiliating.

Zhong Tianque came to inspect the work on behalf of Zhong Daolong, which was tantamount to the official determination that the bandit Tang was not as important as Shen Xinglan, although this was indeed the case.

While he respected Shen Xinglan, he also showed extreme disrespect to bandit Tang.

Therefore, everyone is waiting for the reaction of Tang bandit.

Accept it with humiliation?
Or tear up your face and refuse?
accept?Is he willing?
reject?Does he have the qualifications to tear his face?

Bandit Tang narrowed his eyes and smiled, as if he was not disturbed by this incident at all, or he didn't want to understand the hidden meaning at all, and said enthusiastically: "I will come, I will come, I am a junior brother, this originally That's what I'm supposed to do"

While speaking, he quickly ran over to pour tea for Zhong Tianque.

Picking up the teapot and shaking it, he said, "Oh, there's no water in the teapot. I'm going to add some water."

After speaking, he carried the teapot into the kitchen to add boiling water.

When Tang bandit came out with the teapot, he found two clean cups, first poured a cup of tea for Zhong Tianque, and said, "Your Highness, please drink tea."

"En." Zhong Tianque responded indifferently.

Bandit Tang also poured a cup of tea for Si Yinchuan and said, "Dean Si, please drink tea."

"Trouble bandit Tang." Dean Si was very polite.

Tang Bandit is a young man he is very optimistic about. If there is no consideration of interests, he thinks Tang Bandit is a person with great prospects for development.

"This is what I should do." Bandit Tang said with a smile.

Zhong Tianque's gaze fell on Bandit Tang's face, and he asked, "Why is he here?"

He was looking at Bandit Tang talking, but not talking to Bandit Tang.

So, he used "he" instead of "you".

Because Fenghuang was also involved, Zhong Tianxi knew about Bandit Tang being admitted to Bailu Academy.

For this matter, the father lost his temper very much and dragged them back to hold a family meeting.

However, Bailu Academy did not only recruit Tang bandits.

Why is he the only one who can enter the dean's courtyard?

Xuanyuan Mingjing is an extremely proud person, but not everyone is willing to deal with him.

"Thanks to my teacher for not giving up, I have the honor to be his ineffective little disciple." Tang Bandit said with a smile, with a bright, pure smile, and a harmless appearance to humans and animals.

Even Zhong Tianque, who was extremely displeased with him in his heart, felt that this kid was quite good at laughing.

Zhong Tianque was greatly surprised that Xuanyuan Mingjing was the great master of the empire and the dean of Bailu Academy.He only accepted Shen Xinglan as an apprentice, and he personally came to invite him to bring him to Bailu Academy.
Over the years, countless people have exhausted their brains in various ways and wanted to send their children to Bailu Academy, or to Xuanyuan Mingjing to practice enlightenment, but unfortunately they were all rejected by him.

And those who refused were quite decisive: no.

Why are Tang bandits accepted as disciples now?

This bandit Tang's talent is so great, that he can make Xuanyuan Mingjing love talents?
Or was he saving the Milky Way in his previous life, and this was a fate deliberately arranged for him by the heavens?

If Bandit Tang was just Bandit Tang, Zhong Tianque had every reason not to take him seriously.

However, if he becomes Xuanyuan Mingjing's direct disciple, the weight will naturally increase.
In Zhong Tianque's heart, every value has value or price.

However, Tang Bandit's value pales in comparison to Shen Xinglan who is sitting next to him.

Can't compare.

There is no way to compare.

Zhong Tianque looked at Xuanyuan Mingjing, and asked aloud: "The dean accepted the bandit Tang as his disciple?"

"Yes." Xuanyuan Mingjing nodded and said.

He didn't explain to Zhong Tianque the reason for accepting Tang Bandit as his apprentice, and he didn't need to explain anything to others.

Real man, never explain.

"Congratulations to the dean for being a beloved disciple." Zhong Tianque said with a smile.

Looking at Bandit Tang again, he said, "You are also a very lucky person. If this matter is known to the outside world, I don't know how many people will envy you."

"Yeah, my godfather said that a man who loves to laugh is not bad luck. Not to mention others, even I envy myself. Thinking about my Tang bandit, He De He Neng, how can I be worshiped as a mentor where?"

"." Zhong Tianque.

This guy is a hard horn, even men lick.
"Let's all sit down and talk." Xuanyuan Mingjing invited.

Si Yinchuan and Xuanyuan Mingjing had a good relationship, so they pulled up a chair and sat beside Xuanyuan Mingjing.

Zhong Tianque held Shen Xinglan's hand and said, "Xinglan, sit down and talk. You have been practicing in Bailu Academy, and I haven't seen you for a while. Have you been back to Mount Luojia recently?"

After the two of them also sat down, there was no room left around the tea table.

Bandit Tang walked up to Xuanyuan Mingjing and stood there like a servant. When he saw that the tea in the cup was empty, he offered to help refill the tea.

"I've been back. Second Grandpa is not in good health. I'll go back to visit his old man." Shen Xinglan said calmly with his usual expression.

With his current status, he is not much weaker than the prince.

His grandfather was Shen Wuxiang, Minister of the Imperial Army, his father, Shen Jingchen, was a deputy director of the Supervisory Committee, and his mother was a senior official of the Ministry of Finance.The Shen family has produced a large number of talents and is well-known.

Even though they have deliberately kept a low profile these years, they still sit firmly at the top of the nine major families, and no family can easily shake their position.

When everyone mentions Shen Xinglan, they always use "I won't change it for a prince" to describe it.
"Oh, what's the matter with the second master? I have been following my father for an internship recently, and I haven't visited Luojia Mountain for a long time." Zhong Tianque asked with concern: "Are you okay? Do you want to let the people in the palace The doctor went to see it?"

"It's all right, it's just that I'm getting old and suffering from the wind and cold, and I'll be fine after taking a few doses of traditional Chinese medicine." Shen Xinglan looked at Zhong Tianque, thanked him respectfully, and said, "Thank you, Eldest Prince, for your concern."

"Why are you being polite? We are brothers. When I was a child, I spent a lot of time eating at your house." Zhong Tianque said with a smile: "It's fine, I'll report this to my father when I go back, and ask him to send a doctor to take a look. If there are any good medicinal materials in the palace, I will also send a few flavors to them. Give the second grandfather nourishment."

"Thank you, First Prince."

"I've said it all, my brothers don't need to be polite." Zhong Tianque said pretending to be dissatisfied.

"Yes, First Prince." Shen Xinglan responded aloud.

Although Zhong Tianque tried his best to show kindness, Shen Xinglan always maintained a humble attitude.

He knew that in this country, those who lived in the Phoenix Palace were the masters, and the others were subordinates and slaves.

If people praise you a few words, and you regard yourself as the master, then you have no sense of dignity, ignorance of current affairs, and catastrophe will soon befall you.

Zhong Tianque nodded, his eyes fell on Xuanyuan Mingjing's face, and he said with a smile: "Before going out, my father specially called me over and told me not to do anything after I came to Bailu Academy, but to come here as soon as possible. Visit the dean and let me say hello to you on his behalf, so that you have time to drink tea in the palace."

"Thank you, the lord, and thank you, the eldest prince. I will go over to drink tea with the lord when I have time." Xuanyuan Mingjing responded aloud.

"Then father is very happy, he likes to play chess with the dean the most." Zhong Tianque looked at Xuanyuan Mingjing with a face of respect, and said with a smile: "I was entrusted by my father this time, and I came to see the preparations for the Tiandao Exchange Meeting Condition."

"Four major academies in the empire, my father still values ​​Bailu Academy the most. This time, the location of the Tiandao exchange meeting is held on Bailu Mountain, and I also believe that Bailu's students can win glory for the empire."

"Egret students must do their best."

"I trust the dean, and I also trust the students of Bailu Academy." Zhong Tianque nodded with a smile, got up and said, "Tianque has official duties and can't stay for a long time. I will come to have tea with the dean after I finish my work."

"Go and get busy." Xuanyuan Mingjing said aloud: "President Si will be in charge of accompanying and receiving, and he is more familiar with these tasks than me."

"I'm just helping the dean to run errands." Si Yinchuan said with a smile, he was very clear about his position.

He knew that his vice president was Xuanyuan Mingjing's secretary assistant. Xuanyuan Mingjing devoted himself to martial arts and didn't like to be disturbed by ordinary things, so he sent himself, a "down-to-earth" person, to work.

"President Lao Si is here." Zhong Tianque thanked Si Yinchuan.

"What is your Highness talking about? Isn't this what we should do?" Si Yinchuan waved his hands modestly.

Xuanyuan Mingjing looked at Bandit Tang and Shen Xinglan, and said, "It's rare for the eldest prince to come to Bailu Academy, so you two should go and accompany him, and learn from the eldest prince how to behave well."

"How dare you do that? We are all students of the dean, so we should learn more from the dean." Zhong Tianque bowed slightly and said respectfully.

"Go." Xuanyuan Mingjing waved his hand and said, "Being exposed to the sun, I'm a little tired. I'll take a nap first."

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and took a nap.

Bandit Tang was very envious, he was able to sleep right away in front of the eldest prince, and never stood up from the beginning to the end
What a comfortable and happy life is this?

In this world, one has either power, money, or absolute strength.

I heard that the dean was also born in a commoner, but because of his amazing talent in cultivation, he stepped into the realm of a master at a young age, and finally realized the Dao in Longchang and achieved the prestige of a great master.
So there is the capital of scorning the powerful and proud of the prince.

This was originally a scene that was as calm as a breeze, but Tang bandits watched with enthusiasm and excitement.

To become strong, one must become strong enough.

When he becomes as strong as his master, under the starry sky, who would dare to bully him and humiliate him?

Zhong Tianque, the eldest prince of the Phoenix Empire, the man who has the most hope of becoming the king of a country in the future, doesn't he respectfully behave like a schoolboy in front of Xuanyuan Mingjing?

"We won't disturb the dean's rest. Let's leave." After Zhong Tianque saluted, he led everyone out of the small courtyard.

When the wooden door of the small courtyard was slowly closed from the outside, Xuanyuan Mingjing who was closing his eyes just now opened his eyes.

Looking up at the sky, he said softly, "I hope you can understand."

Inspection work is cumbersome and boring. It is not the first time that Bailu Academy hosts the Tiandao exchange meeting. It just modifies the previous process and adds some new creative points.

However, there are too many documents, too complicated affairs, and the need to visit various venues, which really took a lot of time.

Of course, Zhong Tianque didn't care about this, anyway, he had many professionals working under him.

Zhong Tianque has been busy chatting with Shen Xinglan about family matters, talking about some interesting childhood stories.

Si Yinchuan would also insert a few words from time to time to make just the right embellishments.

Bandit Tang was like a transparent person. He still followed the eldest prince, but the eldest prince never took the initiative to talk to him, and even rarely glanced at him.

Since he chose Shen Xinglan, there was no need to bother about bandits Tang.

In his mind, the weight of a hundred Tang bandits combined is not as important as one Shen Xinglan.

Si Yinchuan raised his wrist and looked at his watch, walked up to Zhong Tianque, and said, "His Royal Highness, it's time for lunch. I arranged a light meal at Chunhua Qiushi Pavilion, please take a bite of your highness's face?"

Zhong Tianque waved his hand and said, "Where are you going? I have eaten with my father several times. I have heard that the student cafeteria of Bailu Academy is the most delicious. Why don't we go to the cafeteria? I can also eat with Bailu The proud sons of heaven have a good exchange."

"Since His Highness wants to have fun with the people, let's go to the academy cafeteria." Si Yinchuan said with a smile.

It's lunch time now, and many students are queuing up for lunch.

Bandit Tang also saw Chen Tianqi winking at him while holding a rice bowl.

The members of the guards were going to cook for Zhong Tianque, but Zhong Tianque refused, saying: "I came by myself. When I was studying in the First Military Academy of the Empire, I also cooked for myself after graduation. I haven't felt it for many years. I really miss that kind of life.”

Bandit Tang sneered in his heart. Only these big men like to recall bitterness and sweetness.
Those people who have been living in dire straits just want to lie down and live a happy life of eating and opening their mouths and clothes.

Zhong Tianque took the tray from the self-service robot and went straight to the back of the line to line up.

Si Yinchuan looked at the bandit Shen Xinglan and the others, and said with a smile, "Let's do it ourselves."

After finishing speaking, he also took a tray and followed Zhong Tianque.

Many of the students knew Zhong Tianque, and they took the initiative to say hello to him.

"His Royal Highness has also come to the cafeteria to eat."

"His Royal Highness is really close to the people."

"His Royal Highness personally queues up for the braised pork in our cafeteria. His Royal Highness must try it."
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Zhong Tianque also smiled and chatted with everyone, and responded very decently and enthusiastically.

Zhong Tianque found an empty table and sat down, and Bandits Tang followed after they finished their meal.

Zhong Tianque stuffed a large piece of braised pork into his mouth, and said, "It was recommended by my classmates. They said that you must try the braised pork in the cafeteria when you come to Bailu Academy. I'll try it."

After eating a piece, he praised it again and again, saying that it really lived up to its reputation.

"Then Your Highness needs to eat more. The master chef in our cafeteria still has a few special dishes, and His Highness will try it later." Si Yinchuan said with a smile.

"I'm not polite, I have to feast on my mouth."

Just after taking a few bites, Zhong Tianque suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, and his stomach moved violently.

Zhong Tianque frowned, adjusted his sitting posture, and silently clamped his buttocks.

Unfortunately, it still couldn't catch it.

puff.
Zhong Tianque suddenly let out a loud fart.

Because of the arrival of the First Prince and Si Yinchuan, the students were somewhat cautious.

They also believed in the ancient rule of not talking when eating or sleeping. Most of the students just bury their heads in their meals. Almost no one spoke.

The quieter the cafeteria was, the louder the fart was.

Zhong Tianque's face was reddish, and he explained embarrassingly: "It may be because I ate something bad in the morning, and my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. I'm sorry, it has affected everyone."

"It's okay." Si Yinchuan comforted, and said, "Your Highness has a stomach discomfort? Do you want to see the doctor and take some medicine?"

"No need." Zhong Tianque didn't know the seriousness of the matter, and said with a smile: "It's much better."

"That's good." Si Yinchuan nodded without thinking too much.

He also just regards it as a simple fart. People have three urgencies. Who doesn't have a little turbidity in their body?
Zhong Tianque lowered his head to eat again, worried about causing gastrointestinal reactions, he did not dare to eat those greasy braised pork, but put a piece of ice river saury in his mouth.

Before he had time to chew, another sharp pain came from his stomach, and his intestines wriggled more violently, as if they were rolling and playing inside.

"puff"

"puff"

"puff"

"Puff puff"
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He let out a few little farts first, short, hasty, and lack of momentum.

However, those little farts are pioneer officers and pathfinders.

They unclog the intestines thoroughly, followed by a series of loud farts.

As the old saying goes, loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't sound loud.

However, Zhong Tianque completely subverted the cognition of the ancients.

His farts were stinky and loud, and the sound was overwhelming.

It has the potential to swallow mountains and rivers with anger.

At this time, everyone in the cafeteria was attracted by this row of stinky farts.

Everyone's eyes were focused on Zhong Tianque, and even the master chef in the cafeteria window was startled, looking at the place where the sound happened with a horrified expression.
But don't who eat a bad stomach?

The eldest prince and the head of the department are both present, and the master cannot afford this responsibility.

"Your Highness..." Si Yinchuan called out.

Want to say something, but don't know what to say.

Bandit Tang also looked at Zhong Tianque in surprise. Obviously, he didn't expect such a thing to happen...

Shen Xinglan put down the bowl and chopsticks, looked at Zhong Tianque thoughtfully, and the corner of his eye fell on Tang Bandit.

Zhong Tianque's tears are about to come out, why?Why?
I just want to have a meal in the cafeteria, and I just want to show my image of being friendly to the people. How did I encounter such a thing?
Still let people live?Does this keep people alive?

No matter how thick-skinned and adaptable Zhong Tianque was, he couldn't sit still at this moment.

His face was flushed with embarrassment.

Put down the chopsticks, clamp the buttocks tightly, lock the anus with inner strength, and said to Si Yinchuan: "President Si, I feel a little uncomfortable, so I will go back first."

"Alright, alright, Your Highness is not feeling well." Si Yinchuan also knew what this scene represented. If it was not handled properly, it would be an image crisis for the royal family.

He also put down his chopsticks and said, "I'll send His Highness back."

Zhong Tianque only felt his stomach turned upside down, and he didn't dare to say any extra polite words, so he got up and walked outside.

Just after walking a few steps, a strong airflow rushed straight down, wanting to spew out.

Zhong Tianque wanted to hold it back, but obviously, he couldn't hold it back.

Now that he has farted so much, he doesn't care about one more
So, his legs loosened, wanting to completely release it.

puff
Big globs of liquid flowed out.

silence.

Dead silence.

An inappropriate voice sounded at this moment: "His pants are wet."

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　It's the end of the month, which cutie still has a monthly ticket in hand and hasn't voted yet?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)