above the galaxy

Chapter 22 Brother, come and play when you have time!

"Where's the gift?" Bandit Tang stretched out his hand to Fenghuang.

"You're lying." Fenghuang said angrily.

Both of them had a good harvest today. They each killed a pheasant and a red-eyed rabbit, which was a close match.

Just when Fenghuang thought they were going to draw, Bandit Tang stabbed to death a field mouse that had just poked its head out of the cave.

Bandits Tang won!

Phoenix is ​​in a hurry, looking for prey all over the world, pheasant, hare, field mouse and forest frog
The animals of Hate Mountain seem to have a grudge against her, or it may be that the two of them made too much noise just now, none of them came out, and she didn't catch any of them.

"Why did I cheat?" Bandit Tang asked.

"Are voles counted as prey? This kind of thing can't be eaten."

"Who said voles can't be eaten?" Tang bandit looked at Fenghuang with a smile, and said, "There are many ways to eat voles. They can be stewed, roasted, or made into sashimi. Peel the skin and take the meat out of it. The meat is cut into thin slices and placed on a plate, served with perilla leaves and rolled..."

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Fenghuang glanced at the vole with a hole in its head, thinking of how they were cut into pieces and put into their mouths, he felt a strong sense of discomfort in his stomach.

Why does this guy always like to poke people's heads?

"The most delicious thing is roasted voles. I'll roast one for you when I go back." Bandit Tang said aloud, "If you think it's delicious, you'll lose this competition. How about it?"

Only then was Fenghuang satisfied, and said, "Deal."

I thought to myself, even if it is delicious, I can’t say it’s not delicious.

Want to beat me?no way.

Hey, how could I be so sissy?
Only her closest friends would she talk to them so casually.

Could it be that Bandit Tang is already his friend?
impossible?It's only been a few days.She is not a person who can easily be friends with others.

Fenghuang stared at Bandit Tang with a surprised face. Bandit Tang was baffled by her look, and asked, "Are you overwhelmed by my beauty again? Let me tell you, don't think that you can do whatever you want to me here in the wilderness." Even if my body can't resist, my heart will never yield to you."

"Brother Tang, why are you so thick-skinned?"

"It's not that I have a thick skin, it's that I haven't washed my face for a long time." Bandit Tang explained seriously, "The outer layer is not a thick skin, but a gray face."

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Seeing Bandit Tang's sly smile, she knew she had been deceived by him again.

That's not shame, it's shame.

The two went home with their prey, and the old man couldn't stop smiling from ear to ear when he saw today's harvest, he trotted up to greet him, and asked, "Why did you catch so much today?"

"I competed with Phoenix to see who played more, so both of them played more." Tang Bandit said.

Only then did the old man look at Fenghuang with satisfaction, his expression was as if you were finally no longer a waste of "idle food", he praised and said: "This is good, this is good, didn't I say that only when there is competition There is progress. Every time I let you go hunting with Xiaopang, I want you two to make progress together. In the end, not only did you two not make progress, but you came back empty-handed."

"Can you blame me?" Bandit Tang said angrily, "It's not like you don't know Xiaopang's physique. He runs like a hill. Before we arrived, all the animals ran out."

Xiaopang, who was smashing rocks, smiled honestly. He knew that Bandit Tang was telling the truth.Whenever he went hunting with his eldest brother, there was a high probability that he would return empty-handed that day.

So later the old man only let Bandit Tang go hunting alone, while he was left at home to throw stones.

Fenghuang didn't want to make Xiaopang feel bad, so he said comfortingly, "Little Fatty, it's okay. From now on, I will go hunting with Tang bandits, and you can smash rocks at home. You have a specialization in art, and you can smash rocks very well."

As I was talking, I realized that something was wrong with this.

What does it mean to praise someone for being good with stones?How is this different from praising Xiaopang and saying Xiaopang, you are so fat?
"Thank you." Xiaopang didn't take it seriously, and smiled shyly at Fenghuang.

Fenghuang felt that he had been healed again, he was such a kind child.

After Tang Bandit packed up his prey, he said to Fenghuang: "I'll bake you a field mouse. If you eat it once, you will want to eat it for the second time. After eating it for the second time, you will want to eat it for the third time."

"I don't believe it." Fenghuang pouted.

On the new star, what kind of delicacies from mountains and seas have not been eaten by alien monsters?Would Miss Ben like to eat a roasted voles?
Tang bandits found a large stove, threw a few pieces of flammable charcoal into it, lit it and waited for it to burn.Skin the field mouse and remove the internal organs.Use two red willow sticks with the thickness of chopsticks to pass through the middle, and then put them on the fire to circle in circles.

Soon, the vole, which was the size of a basketball, began to smoke, and the air was filled with a strong smell of meat.

Fenghuang watched from the side, saw the field mouse whose skin had started to turn brown, and thought, maybe this thing is really delicious?

The vole's skin became more and more yellow, because the fat was too rich, and finally turned into a layer of golden yellow, Fenghuang became more determined in this idea.

After all, she had already started swallowing secretly.

Bandit Tang heard Fenghuang's stomach growling and knew that she hadn't had dinner that night.I smelled the aroma of voles again, so my body had a natural reaction.

The vole meat had already been covered with a layer of salt when it was marinated, and after it was fully cooked, it was sprinkled with a layer of pepper and my own secret spices, then tore off a large piece of the vole leg and handed it to Fenghuang, saying: "You Try the voles that run very fast and have the most developed leg muscles. This piece of meat is the most fragrant and tender, very delicious.”

Fenghuang was also polite, took the leg of the field mouse and took a bite.

Spicy and delicious, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Delicious!" Phoenix couldn't help praising.

"You lost!" Bandit Tang looked at Fenghuang with a smile and said aloud.

It was only then that Fenghuang remembered the matter of the bet. He had clearly made a plan, even if it was delicious, he would never say it was delicious, but he accidentally called it out
Of course, it is impossible for Fenghuang to show this little calculation in her heart. She gave Tang Bandit a proud look and said, "If you lose, you lose. Isn't it just a small gift? I mean what I say." We will surely fulfill our promise.”

"Then I'm relieved." Bandit Tang said.

Xiaopang smelled the scent of field mice, moved his index finger, dropped the hammer in his hand and ran over, begging, "Brother, give me a leg too."

"One leg is not enough for you." Bandit Tang carried the field mouse and put it on the tray, then cut it in two with a meat cleaver.

Handed half a field mouse to Xiaopang, and said, "Take it and eat it."

"Thank you, brother." Xiaopang's eyes lit up, and he squatted on the ground holding half a field mouse and started to chew it.

"Two bastards, I don't know how to save some for me, neither big nor small." The old man scolded.

Bandit Tang cut the remaining half of the field mouse into three parts, gave one part to the old man, kept one part for himself, and gave another part to Fenghuang.This snack guy has already gnawed on the leg of the field mouse just now, and he is looking over eagerly.

"This is not enough to fit between the teeth." The old man took his share and said with a look of disgust.

Fenghuang still kept the good habit of "respecting the old and loving the young" on the new star, handed over the field mouse meat in his hand, and said, "Uncle, you eat my piece."

When I first came here, I was very politely called "Sir", but now I eat and live with others, and the relationship with each other has become much closer, so I called the old man "Uncle" as a friend of Tang bandit Xiaopang.

"Don't give it to him." Bandit Tang stopped in the middle and said, "There is still a pot of porridge cooking in the kitchen. If he is not full, he can go for porridge. Elderly people can't eat so much meat, or they will have indigestion at night."

"Oh!" Fenghuang nodded, and put the field mouse back in his hand.

There is also such a saying on their new stars, and many elderly people maintain their health in this way.This includes her father, who dare not eat more meat every night, worried that he will not be able to sleep well because of poor digestion.

"Stinky boy, you forget your father after you have a daughter-in-law. Heartless thing." The old man scolded angrily.

"Let's go over there to eat, ignore him." Bandit Tang said to Fenghuang, not bothering to refute the old man's words.

Also reluctant to refute.

"When you have a daughter-in-law, you forget your father"...

What does this mean?It means you have a wife.

He didn't know what was going on, but when he heard the old man scolding him like that, he actually felt quite refreshed.

Just like those students who have just started their love affair, they hate others to spread his scandals, but when someone really spreads them, there is a sense of sour and sweet happiness.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the yard.

"Who is it?" Bandit Tang asked aloud.

"Flame Shrine. Open the door." Someone shouted at the door.

Bandit Tang's eyes were slightly stern, and the old man's eyes were full of murderous aura, Xiaopang had already rushed over and picked up the hammer on the ground
Of course, the field mouse in his hand was not willing to lose it.

Because he was too nervous, he even took a big bite and chewed in his mouth.

Fenghuang looked at Bandit Tang in panic, she didn't expect the people from Huoyan Shrine to come to her so soon.

She could kill a bloody way to escape by herself, but she was worried that it would implicate Tang Bandit Xiaopang and the others.

However, even if he was killed, where would he flee to?

Do you want an escape pod?Without the sliding track of the escape pod, how can the family find themselves?
For a moment, my heart was in a mess.

Bandit Tang patted her on the shoulder, signaling to Fenghuang not to be nervous.

Pointing to the inside again, let her go in and hide for a while.

After Fenghuang left, bandit Tang made a gesture to tell the old man and chubby to put down their guard. You two made such a murderous look, isn't this the 300 taels of silver here?
Calm down!

Calm down!

Be elegant and calm at all times!
Then, Bandit Tang bit off a large piece of vole meat and chewed it in his mouth, walked casually over to open the door, and asked aloud, "What's the matter?"

A group of gray robes stood at the door. Seeing a young man who opened the door, they asked aloud, "How many people are there in your family? Have any strangers been to your house?"

"There are three people in our family. My father, my younger brother." Bandit Tang pointed to the old man and Xiaopang, and said, "There are no strangers in our family, they are all from our own family. How dare we let strangers in these days?"

"What to ask and what to answer, how can there be so much nonsense?" A gray robe scolded dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes, the envoy is right." Bandit Tang immediately put on a flattering smile.

"Have you seen any strangers?"

"Strangers?" Bandit Tang thought for a while and said, "This is a gathering area, and you can see strangers coming here every day."

"Do you have any particularly deep memories?"

"Yes, yes, there is a person who is blind in one eye, and the other eye is covered with a blindfold. It is scary to look at. There is also a person who has a monkey standing on his shoulder when he comes."

"Go in and search." The gray-robed leader gave an order.

He smelled the smell of meat, and the brothers were still working hungry, and these bastards were eating barbecue.Is there any reason?
The Fire God would not agree to such a thing.His old man absolutely does not allow his followers to starve.

"Yes!" Several gray-robed men wanted to rush in, and they also wanted to eat barbecue.

Bandit Tang glanced at them and understood what they were thinking.

He ran over and snatched all the field mouse meat from the hands of Xiaopang and the old man, and handed it to the gray-robed leader in front of him together with his own, and said, "Master God made you work hard, you must be starving, right? Eat something to nourish your body."

Xiaopang was full of grievances, staring at the piece of barbecue reluctantly.

The head of the gray robe was very satisfied with Tang Bandit's performance. He took a big bite of the vole meat, chewed until his mouth was full of oil, pointed at Tang Bandit and said, "This kid is quite sensible. I can't eat enough by myself. There are these brothers”

"Understood. Understood." Bandit Tang stepped aside to open the door, and said with a smile: "My lords, please come in, and I'll make barbecue for you. I don't dare to brag about anything else, but my barbecue is a must in the Hate Mountain gathering area." , coupled with my special spicy ingredients. Guaranteed to make adults enjoy eating."

"Okay. Let my brothers have a taste of your craft." The gray-robed head said with a smile, and rushed into the small courtyard with a few brothers under him.

Bandit Tang winked at Xiaopang and said, "Little Fatty, go and move all the meat out of the house. God sent His Majesty to come to our house as a guest. This is a blessing we have cultivated for several lifetimes, so we must entertain it. "

Fatty understood, and immediately ran over to move out the big meat tanks at home, and said, "Brother, they're all here."

Bandit Tang looked into the jar, and there was half a rabbit and a pheasant inside.
Only then did Bandit Tang feel relieved, Xiaopang was just fat, but not stupid.

"My lords, all the meat in the house is here." Bandit Tang pointed to the big vat and said, "I'm here to roast the meat for the adults. I promise to make you eat comfortably and enjoy it."

"Stop talking nonsense and bake it quickly. If it's done roasting, we will reward you a lot."

"That's right, after searching for a day and a night, I'm going to be hungry."

"Damn it, where can we find the air-controlling environment? How do we know what a master of the air-controlling environment looks like? We must give a photo, right? If you don't have a photo, you can draw a sketch. There is nothing, how do you find it?"

"Monkey, do you want to die? Do you know what you are talking about?"

"Just kidding, just kidding, I just said that casually. Brothers, you have to keep it secret for me. I still have a bottle of old wine in my place. Zhuyeqing will treat my brothers to drink when the time comes."

"Damn monkey, why don't you say anything about good wine? You can't fool the brothers this time, otherwise, hehe."

"No, no, absolutely not"
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Bandit Tang was busy cutting meat, cutting rabbits and pheasants into small pieces for barbecue.

If the whole one is put on the grill, it will take a year of the monkey and a month to roast it?

He wanted to send these plague gods away quickly, and really didn't want them to stay at home for a second.

You know, there is an extraterrestrial visitor hidden inside, if they find out, it will be another accident.

Bandit Tang was very angry. Ever since this woman came, he has been living in fear every day, which is really exciting.

No, this anger cannot be in vain.

Gotta pay more!
Tang bandits were working while eavesdropping on the conversations of those gray robes.

The moment he heard the name of the Flame Shrine, he was already sure that these people came to him because of the death of the black robe.

He knew that the Flame God Society would go to war because of this matter, but he didn't expect that they would choose the most stupid way.

The Hate Mountain gathering area is so big, and there are so many people in the gathering area. What is the difference between this nationwide search method and finding a needle in a haystack?
The only thing that made Bandits Tang depressed was that they came to the door unexpectedly.

Why are they roasting field mice?Why are they roasting field mice?Wouldn't it be better if the sweet potatoes were baked?
If we cook a pot of papaya porridge as usual, surely these gray robes have no intention of staying for dinner, right?

"Boss, do you want to look around?" A gray robe suddenly said to the gray robe leader.

Bandit Tang's heart rose to his throat in an instant, Xiaopang wanted to touch the hammer again, but was gently pulled by the old man, and then he stopped this dangerous movement.

"It's good to have a look." Bandit Tang said with a smile: "It's just these two broken houses, you search around. If you can't find anyone, it can prove our innocence. Don't you think so?"

"Then go and have a look." The gray-robed leader was gnawing on the leg of a field mouse. He was not enthusiastic about this kind of thing, but since one of his brothers suggested it, he would perform his official duties and take a turn.In this way, even if something goes wrong in the future, it will not be blamed on myself.

After all, it is impossible for him to take the blame.

The gray-robed man had no choice but to take over the task. After looking at a few rooms, he ran back to deal with the job, and said, "Boss, I didn't see anyone."

"Isn't this obvious? Just this family, the old and the young, and a silly little fat man, how can he look like a master of the air control?" The head of the gray robe laughed loudly, his eyes revealed The brilliance of wisdom. "Besides, if there is really a master of the Qi-controlling realm hiding here, how many of us are still alive? He would have already cut off his head."

"Boss is wise."

"Brother Long's eyes are bright, no wonder you can be the captain."

"What is the captain? The boss is going to be an adjutant soon. I heard that adjutant Chen Hu is going to be promoted to a black robe. Isn't the vacated adjutant position the boss?"

"Then let's congratulate the boss in advance!"

"It's still early, it's early!" The head of the gray robe waved his hands very modestly, and said: "Several captains are competing for this position, but you also know that Lieutenant Chen Hu and I are sworn brothers. Don't promote your brother?"

"That is."

"Of course, we still have to make some achievements. If we can find out the guy who killed our angel envoy. This matter will be safe." The gray-robed head said earnestly.

"Don't worry, boss, brothers will help you find the murderer."

"Yes, let's set off after the barbecue."

"Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you have to dig him out."

"Damn it, do you think the master of Yuqi realm is a field mouse? He likes to dig into caves?"

While the group of gray robes were chatting and spanking, Tang bandits had already roasted the rabbit and pheasant.

First, he brought a bunch of skewers to the head of the gray robe, and said, "The freshly baked ones are the best. How about a taste, sir? If you think the taste is not strong enough, I'll add some chili powder for you."

"Young man will come." The head of the gray robe became more and more satisfied with Tang Bandit, and even raised his noble, grease-stained right hand to pat Tang Bandit's shoulder, and asked, "How old is it?"

"14." Bandit Tang said.

With the cheek to say one and a half years less, after all, the younger you are, the less arrogant you are, right?

"I see that you are quite clever, are you interested in coming to our Huoyan Shrine?" The gray-robed leader even took the initiative to throw an olive branch to the bandit Tang.

Bandit Tang showed an incredulous expression on his face, and asked excitedly, "My lord, is what you said true? You didn't lie to me?"

"Brat, how do you talk? Where is our Flaming Shrine? Who is our boss? Can he talk to you?"

"That's right, let me tell you, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know your blessings. When we wanted to enter the Huoyan Shrine, we had to ask grandpa and grandma to introduce them to middlemen."

"Our brother Long is the captain, and soon he will be the adjutant. With him covering you, you can eat and drink spicy food in the Flame Shrine. Boy, you just wait for the beauty."
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After being introduced by the people around him, Bandit Tang realized that this opportunity was "rare". He was moved to tears and said, "Thank you sir, thank you sir, our whole family thank you for eating meat, sir, please eat more meat. "

The old man also came over to say some kind words, thanking the gray-robed leader for treating the bandit Tang with respect.

The head of the gray robe was held up to the sky, and the barbecue in his hand became more and more delicious.

Bandit Tang looked at the head of the gray robe, and said humbly: "My lord, I just heard that you are looking for someone. Who are you looking for? I am very familiar with this area, and maybe I can help a little."

"You little brat, how can you help?" The gray-robed leader obviously didn't believe that bandit Tang could really help, but he was very satisfied with his enthusiastic and proactive attitude. "Such a master can poke you to death with one finger. You'd better live well, and when you go to our shrine, you will be responsible for the barbecue for me."

"Yes, yes, listen to the adults. Listen to the adults." Bandit Tang smiled sincerely.

The head of the gray robe finished eating the chicken skewers in his hand, and greeted aloud: "Okay, brothers, eat quickly, and let's continue to work after we are full. There are still many families who have not touched the steak."

"Yes, my lord." The gray robes began to gobble it up.

The head of the gray robe looked back at Bandit Tang again, and asked, "What's your name?"

"Bandit Tang." Said Bandit Tang aloud.

"Tang bandit, good name." The gray-robed head nodded, looked at the old man, and said, "Your father looks like an idiot who can't make a loud fart. I didn't expect to get such a good-sounding name for you." name."

"It was taken by the gentleman in the village. He is literate." Tang bandit said.

"No wonder." The gray-robed leader then took it for granted, and said to the younger brother beside him: "Put a flame symbol on his door, and this will be our own from now on, and brothers from other teams won't need to check it."

"yes, Sir."

So a younger brother took out a magic talisman with a flame pattern from his pocket, and stuck it on the gate with a snap.

In this way, other Flame Shrine teams or predator organizations will not come to check again when they see the Flame Talisman at the door.

What else do your own people check?
Tang bandits were even more grateful to Mio, and kept sending the gray-robed brothers all the way away, with the loyalty of wanting to go to battle with the gray-robed leader on the spot.

"Brother, come and play when you have time!" Bandit Tang shouted with his voice choked up.

(ps: I'm too lazy to dismantle it, let's update two chapters at a time.

In addition, everyone can throw any tickets at will, Lao Liu is as easy to pass as Tang Bandits.

Brothers, come and play when you have time! (choked up)
(End of this chapter)