above the galaxy

Chapter 5 Sleep!

Bandit Tang returned to the living room, where the old man and chubby were sitting at the table drinking mutton soup with a big bowl in their hands.

"Brother, let's eat." Xiaopang raised his face and greeted Bandits Tang, and said, "The broth is left to dry for you."

"it is good."

Bandit Tang walked over and sat down, picked up his big bowl and started eating.There is soup and meat, salt is added, and a handful of chili peppers are used for decoration. Today's life is considered to be improved.

"Is that little girl ready?" the old man asked without looking up as he drank the soup.

"It's dealt with." Bandit Tang said.

"What are you going to do?" the old man asked aloud.

Bandit Tang looked up at the old man, and asked aloud, "What do you mean?"

"She came up from Nova, and she came in an escape pod. Why did she escape? Who wants to kill her?" the old man asked aloud.

He chewed a large piece of goat liver, looked at Bandit Tang and said, "The most important thing is, will those people come to your door?"

"We agreed, we will leave when she recovers from her injuries," Bandit Tang said aloud.

"Well, it's a way." The old man nodded and said, "This is not your style."

"What?" Bandit Tang looked up at the old man.

"With your greedy personality and fear of death, it is impossible to easily carry a stranger home. What happened today?" the old man asked aloud.

"How could it be that you are greedy for life and afraid of death? I was being cautious." Bandit Tang argued indignantly.

After a pause, he explained again: "I don't think it's good to leave people in the wilderness. What's more, they are seriously injured and unable to move. Staying there can only lead to death."

"speak English."

"I wanted to leave too, but she glanced at me, and we looked at each other." Bandit Tang felt a little embarrassed, and said, "I thought she was pretty, so I carried her back."

"Brother, I also think she's pretty." The fat man echoed and said, "It's just that she's too thin and doesn't seem to have much strength, so she's not suitable for hitting rocks."

Snapped!
The old man knocked Xiaopang on the head, and cursed loudly: "What's the matter with you?"

Xiaopang looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to argue with the old man, so he quickly picked up the big bowl and drank the soup.

"Don't hit him all the time." Bandit Tang frowned, looked at Xiaopang and said, "Don't hit him on the head, you will be beaten stupidly."

"As far as his IQ is concerned, beating him is just to help him get better." The old man was dissatisfied with Tang bandits interfering in his way of educating Xiaopang, and said aloud: "Now we are talking about your business. You think he is good-looking, You carried her back. You want to keep her?"

"Do you think I can stay?" Bandit Tang asked.

"No."

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"I didn't mean to hurt you." The old man saw that Tang Bandit was silent, thinking that his young heart had been hurt, and the young Mu Ai, who was human, comforted him and said, "Think about his face and figure, how is this Do you think that this barren land can survive the clothes and the temperament shown in the way you move your hands?"

"Do they want you to not take a shower for a long time, or do they like your long-term non-haircut? Or is it the kind of stimulating life that eats the last meal and never the next meal? To be a human being, you must be self-aware."

"When have you ever seen other people's gestures?" Bandit Tang curled his lips. He hated the old man's face of pretending to understand to teach others. "When you saw her, she was still unconscious."

"Imagination. Imagination, do you understand? With such a good looks, wearing an evening dress with a slit here." When the old man spoke, he still made a huge V-shape on his chest in a wretched way. "Or how dazzling it is to wear a handsome Phoenix Empire military uniform?"

"By the way, she said her name is Fenghuang," Bandit Tang said aloud.

The old man's expression froze slightly, and he was instantly relieved, and said aloud: "In the Phoenix Empire, there are not [-] or [-] people called Phoenix. It's nothing unusual."

Bandit Tang nodded, looked at the old man with puzzled eyes, and said, "Are you familiar with the Phoenix Empire? It's as if you've been to Xinxing."

"Haven't eaten pork, have you ever seen a pig running? Have you forgotten who I am? I am the most famous guide in the Hate Mountain gathering area. Those nobles from the new stars want to explore and find the tomb. Me? I've heard them say a lot about Nova."

"Look at how proud you are." Bandit Tang couldn't help pouring cold water on the old man, and said aloud, "It's just a few words from others, and it's as if you've lived there for many years."

"I'm not going? What's so good about the new star? It's better for us to hate the mountain." The old man gnawed the double-headed mutton in his mouth, and said aloud: "We want to eat what we want here, what we want If you hit a stone, you hit a stone, and if you don't want to take a bath, you don't take a bath. Are they comparable?"

"There are no beasts on the new star, no acid rain, and no need to hit rocks every day. I heard that all machines are used." The fat man interjected.

"You know what!" The old man gave the fat man a squinting look, and said, "There are people up there, densely packed. Human hearts are much more terrifying than the fangs of wild beasts."

"You have never fought a wild beast, what do you know?" Bandit Tang made trouble beside him.

As long as he can remember, he has been digging up mountain earthworms and gophers with a shovel.

From childhood to adulthood, he has carried the burden of the family's life.

"Fart. When you two were young, didn't I pull you up with shit and piss? You can hunt when you crawl out of your mother's womb? At that time, I didn't go hunting. What did you two eat and drink?" The old man Cursed angrily.

Bandit Tang and Xiaopang fell silent.

What the old man said was the truth, and they couldn't refute it.

The old man glanced at Bandit Tang and said, "Don't be sad. People who don't belong here are just passers-by in life. It's like the prey you bring back every day when you go out. Today is a two-headed sheep, and tomorrow is a wild mountain." Pig. The end result is to eat it."

Bandit Tang was shocked and said, "Didn't it be agreed that we won't eat people?"

Snapped!
The old man slapped Bandit Tang on the head, and said bitterly, "I'm not talking about eating."

"How to eat then?"

"Sleep. I said sleep."

"Why should I sleep with her? Isn't it good for me to sleep in a bed? It's big and wide, and I can sleep however I want and roll over as I want"

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The old man looked at Bandit Tang, then at Xiaopang who buried his head in the big bowl, and thought, the puberty problems of these two bastards also need to be taken seriously.

However, how to educate in this regard?

And I can't find a girl to demonstrate it to them live.

Besides, I can't find any girls.
Of course, there are also many women in the human gathering area. With his burly physique and good craftsmanship in building stone houses, he thinks there will be many women who are willing to sleep with him.

I just don't like it
"Anyway, the eating I said is not the same as what you want to eat, and the sleeping I'm talking about is not the same as your usual sleeping." The old man said angrily, "Anyway, when this little girl is gone, Just don't cry and cry."

"How is it possible? I wish she would leave quickly." Bandit Tang said aloud.

The old man looked at Bandit Tang suspiciously, and asked, "Why?"

"The two of us have discussed that after she returns to Nova, in order to thank me for saving my life, she will give me a flying car, three pulse guns and a ton of supplies."

"Think about it, if I have these, I will drive a flying car to find prey in the future, carry a pulse gun, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and punish Buddhas. Its hind legs are taken off to make skewers for you"

"Are you stupid?" The old man stared at Bandit Tang in surprise, feeling that his education for so many years had completely failed. "Do you believe what women say?"

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"Didn't I tell you the story of "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji"? What did Zhang Wuji's mother tell Zhang Wuji? Don't believe what women say, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people. The little girl you brought back is so beautiful. Good looking, if you want a chest and a butt, she must be very good at deceiving people."

Bandit Tang looked at the old man and said with a smile, "Even if I didn't have these things, I would bring her back, right?"

"That's true." The old man nodded and said, "You are such a sharp-mouthed kid. If you didn't help those orphans and widows outside all day long, our life wouldn't be like this."

"She has also helped us a lot. She sewed and mended the three of us all day long. It's a courtesy. Since she is going to be rescued, if she is willing to repay and give us all the things we need, then of course it will be done again." It couldn’t be better. If not, we should treat it as good people and good deeds to save a stray cat and a stray dog. Don’t you think so?”

The old man looked at Bandit Tang and asked, "Did she really promise to give these things?"

"Yes." Bandit Tang nodded. "At least that's what she said."

"Hurry up and get a bowl for a bowl of broth." The old man urged.

"what?"

"We can't starve our honorable guest who came from afar. She is weak now and can't eat meat. Put more soup to give her a good stomach and nourishment with mutton, so that she can recover faster and go back sooner." Some. The elders in the family don’t know what to expect if this kind of flowery little girl is lost.”

"Okay." Bandit Tang agreed.

Xiaopang looked up at the old man, then at the bandit Tang who was busy serving soup, and sighed softly.

(End of this chapter)