League: This player played drunk, the whole network laughed like crazy

Chapter 14 Xiao Yu: If you say it, you will die! 【Ask for a recommendation ticket】

"what?"

"I... I didn't go to rub, here... is the blue toilet!"

Su Fan pointed to the urinal outside. When he was nervous and too drunk, he even stuttered.

"Get out!!" Xiao Yu blushed, almost dying of embarrassment.

"This is really a men's restroom... Don't believe it... Look, you don't have that thing in the women's restroom!" Su Fan thought that the other party didn't believe it, and he was afraid that he would be regarded as a hooligan, so he hurriedly continued to explain.

"Get out!" Xiao Yu gritted her silver teeth tightly, mist began to fill her watery eyes, and she was about to cry on the spot.

Su Fan couldn't see the woman crying, so he backed away in a panic.

With a bang, the door was slammed shut.

Seeing this, Su Fan was a little puzzled, but he had drunk too much and was very drunk, coupled with the discomfort of suffocation, he hurriedly solved it outside, and it took a while to finish.

After being released, Su Fan regained consciousness a little, and thought of Xiao Yu in the cubicle.

He tentatively asked, "Are you all right?"

"Well... emmmm, do you need help?" he added.

Seeing that the other party was silent for a long time, out of good intentions, he tentatively walked forward, but he seemed to have heard his own footsteps, and before he reached the door, there was a scolding sound from inside: "Get out!!"

"Oh."

Su Fan responded, turned around and left honestly, but muttered to himself when he walked to the door: "A woman, who ran into the men's room to be domineering, the world is really going down, and people's hearts are not old!"

After saying this, he walked towards the cafeteria.

But it happened to be heard by Xiao Yu inside.

"Ahhhh!"

"What crime did I do!"

Xiao Yu's pretty face was flushed, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in directly. She clenched her teeth and said weakly: "God, if I'm guilty, please judge me directly, instead of sending such a bastard to torture me!"

Xiao Yu was in a hurry to repair the women's toilet before, and then she took advantage of it, and after several trials, she confirmed that there was no one in the men's toilet. He rushed into the men's room to solve it, but because of his haste, the partition door was not closed properly, and that's why he was bumped into by Su Fan later.

The moment Su Fan rushed in, Xiao Yuhun'er was scared away!
At this moment, recalling Su Fan's broken thoughts when he just left, Xiao Yu was about to die of anger!

"Help, help!"

"The child can't survive!!"

"This tells me how to meet people in the future!"

She was frantic for a while, and her mentality collapsed.

But right after, Xiaoyu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and stared at her eyes: "That guy smelled of alcohol just now, he seemed to be too drunk, he won't talk nonsense with others later, right?!"

thought here.

With an 'ahhh' sound, Xiaoyu tidied herself up in a hurry and rushed out.

It's just that there are some water stains on the corner of the skirt...

...

...

the other side.

Su Fan came to the cafeteria staggering from side to side. It was just lunch time, and the spacious cafeteria was very noisy and lively.

He was holding a plate to eat with his aunt in front of the window. Although he was sober, he still paused in his speech, "Potato shreds... Mapo tofu... There are still chicken legs today... Auntie, give me another chicken leg."

The cafeteria aunt smelled the alcohol on Su Fan's body, looked at Su Fan worriedly, shook her head helplessly, and said, "Young people should drink less alcohol, it's not good for your health."

After finishing speaking, she casually added an extra chicken leg to Su Fan.

"Thank you, Auntie!" Su Fan saw it, but didn't explain too much.

After all, now that he has discovered his 'special physique', drinking is not a sign of self-indulgence, but that he is trying to change his mediocre fate by drinking!

Although it sounds a little nonsense, but it is true!

Su Fan held the plate and began to look for a place in the cafeteria.

It's just that the trajectory of walking is a little erratic.

"That guy drank again."

"I'm willing to degenerate, just because of a woman, why bother?"

"To put it nicely, although Su Fan is pulling it now, but if this kind of thing happens to us, who can stay calm? Self-care is the most hurtful word!"

"Hey……"

"How long has he been drinking? You have to have a degree when you are hurt by love?"

"This person is completely useless, and it is estimated that he will be terminated by the club in a short time."

"It's a pity, it's a pity, if he gave me the talent before, I can't keep it right now, and I'm already a general in charge!"

"His fate should be a reminder to us, men must put their careers first!"

"..."

Seeing Su Fan's drunken appearance, the players from the second team shook their heads and talked about it, but there was a more or less gloating look on their faces.

Su Fan heard all these voices, but he didn't care much.

In the past, my alcoholism was indeed hurt by love, but now it is different from the past!

"Su Fan, here!"

Just when he found a place to sit down, someone called him not far away.

Looking at the reputation, it was Shi Senming who was calling, and there were Xiangguo, Uzi and others at the table with him.

The starters of the first team are all there.

Su Fan thought that he was a quiet person now, and the most important thing was that he smelled of alcohol, and he was not suitable to sit at the same table with the other party. He greeted Xiao Ming with a smile, and sat down by himself to prepare dinner.

Seeing that Su Fan couldn't come, Xiao Ming glanced at him and knew that Su Fan must have drunk a lot, so he didn't force him to invite him.

"It tastes so strong, it must be how much you drink." Xiaohu was a little surprised.

"To be honest, things like being hurt by love are really nonsense, real men should stand up and masturbate, okay?" Xiangguo couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately said loudly to Su Fan: "Why would a woman do that? Your talent is actually quite good, and when you cheer yourself up and become famous on the stage, what kind of woman do you want?"

Seeing Xiangguo's lack of EQ, Xiao Ming tugged at him with a bit of complaint in his eyes.

Su Fan was about to have a bite of food, but when he heard this, he stopped what he was doing and looked back.

"What? You don't like to hear what you said?"

"Trash can use alcohol to relieve worries. If a really strong person can't even bear this blow and escapes by drinking every day, then my suggestion is that you quickly terminate the contract with the club, and go to the bar to be a waiter in the future. Let go of letting go." You drink, after all, the weak who can't cheer up are only worthy of living like this."

Xiang Guo ignored Xiao Ming, pointed at Su Fan and shouted.

He was so loud that he wanted everyone to hear him.

This made Xiao Ming's expression very ugly, and he whispered: "Don't be pushy, you should consider other people's feelings!"

"Consider what a fart, because you've been dumped by a woman and you're willing to degenerate like this, and you still want others to take care of your dignity? My evaluation is a pure clown!" Not only did Xiangguo not restrain himself, but continued to sneer.

This made Xiao Ming's face even uglier.

Even Xiaohu and Uzi looked at Xiangguo complainingly.

They were all used to this kid's outspokenness, but they didn't expect that he would 'target' a small person who was insignificant in the club in public.

Some of the players from the second team around them looked like they were watching a show.

Even the staff of many clubs looked over.

"you are right."

Hearing these words, Su Fan did not go into a rage or fight with the incense pot as everyone expected, but calmly agreed with the other party's words, which was beyond everyone's expectations.

After all, everyone could see that Su Fan had indeed drunk a lot, and he could do anything if he pissed off a drunk person, but Su Fan was different. Although his face was flushed and he smelled of alcohol, his behavior was He didn't do anything out of the ordinary, and he even seemed extremely calm. If it wasn't for the smell of alcohol on his body, no one would think that this kid had drunk!

"Then you still use wine to relieve your worries?" Xiangguo was taken aback, he was already ready for a fight with the other party.

"emmmm..."

"Do you believe me when I say I'm cheering you up?"

After saying this, even Su Fan couldn't hold back his laughter.

It's because it's so nonsense...

But after traveling through time, I acquired such a wonderful ability!

Right now, they are just drinking in private to score points.

If it's later, you'll have to drink it during training matches, or even blew on the bottle on the field under the witness of thousands of netizens...

thought here.

Even he can't help but dig his toes to the floor in embarrassment.

But who put up such a weird trick?

Su Fan could only helplessly admit it.

He also figured it out.

E-sports, strength is respected!
As long as I can achieve results, as long as my performance in the game is strong enough, let alone drinking in public, it is no exaggeration to say that even if he is drunk on the field, netizens will call him crazy , Call 666 collectively.

Not only does he have to drink on the field, he even asks the coach to pour him a drink!

"I'm willing to degenerate!" Xiangguo shook his head when he saw Su Fan's 'no oil and salt' look, and simply sat down and didn't say any more.

Xiaohu, Uzi and the others also looked away, each of them seemed a little disappointed.

"You can get as drunk as you want, sister Zhou is smiling!" Letme, on the other hand, did not forget to taunt Su Fan at this time, after all, this kid almost stole his RNG top laner position in the past.

"There's a dog barking, I won't tell who it is." Su Fan glanced at Letme, then simply picked up the chicken leg with his hand and took a bite.

"Some people waste their talent, some are played with by women, and then choose to fall. I know who it is, but I won't tell." Letme in the distance also picked up the chicken legs, and looked at Su Fan with a smile while eating.

At this moment, a beautiful and slender figure hurried over from the entrance of the cafeteria.

Xiao Yu saw Su Fan from a distance, and immediately her eyes lit up, and she hurried over and sat on the chair next to Su Fan.

"Finally found you!" Xiao Yu said out of breath.

Su Fan looked sideways, and subconsciously said, "Huh? Didn't you just..."

Before she could finish her sentence, a soft little hand covered her mouth. A delicate little face came close to him, her cheeks were slightly flushed, she squinted her eyes, and leaned close to Su Fan's ear, The voice seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth, as thin as a mosquito said: "If you dare to speak nonsense, you will die!!"

Su Fan hurriedly shut up, facing the delicate face that was close in front of him, almost touching his own cheek, he blinked honestly.

see.

Only then did Xiao Yu move her hand away, and rolled her eyes curiously.

The two were very close to each other, and this behavior looked like a young couple flirting in other people's eyes.

Whether it's the players of the second team who were watching the show.

Or UZI, Xiangguo and other starting players of the team all stared at Su Fan with wide eyes at this time.

Especially letme.

The chicken legs in his hand fell to the table with a 'clack', and his face was full of disbelief.

"This grandson, how long has it been since he found it for his next family?!" Everyone in Letme looked dumbfounded!
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