League: This player played drunk, the whole network laughed like crazy

Chapter 25 Su Fan: Everything I See Is Dung, All Enemies Are Dry Bones! 【Ask monthly ticket】

soon.

Su Fan encountered a problem.

He looked at the balance, and there was only less than 300 yuan left in his pocket, which was a bit stretched...

This is a little embarrassing!
Although the other party promised to reimburse all the expenses, the expenses before the trial training still had to be paid in advance by himself. Su Fan was too embarrassed to ask the other party to reimburse him first when none of his people showed up?

"Today is March [-]th. It seems that wages will be paid tomorrow, right?" Su Fan suddenly remembered the day when RNG paid wages.

His predecessor joined the team under the name of a genius boy, and he was very popular. Therefore, RNG gave him a monthly salary of [-]. Seeing that the salary payment day was coming, Su Fan planned to wait until tomorrow for the trial training. , By the way, look for an opportunity to propose termination of the contract with RNG.

After making up his mind, Su Fan decided to continue scoring.

Before entering the league, for a rookie player, having the title of 'No. [-] in the national server' is quite a plus. Right now, he is only two sets away from reaching the top. Su Fan immediately planned to take advantage of his current situation. In the 'slightly drunk' state, the queue started directly.

'Match found! '

What is different from the past is that this time it is directly advanced in seconds!
[Sao Zhu's little Ma brother]: "Damn it, Wus!!!"

[Zhanqi TV, Chitanda]: "God!! This one has a god!!"

[NB, coco]: "Xiao Ma and Wus are both top laners, right? There is a conflict of positions, is Wus interested in playing professionally? Our NB team lacks top laners, so we will start after passing the trial training!"

[Zhanqi TV, Chitanda]: "It is said that Wus already has a team, but I don't know which club it is, but now many teams are willing to pay liquidated damages to recruit him. NB, let's forget about it, brother... probably not on the list Number!"

[NB, coco]: "..."

[Huya, smiling]: "Assist a Japanese girl!"

Seeing several teammates start interacting as soon as they came in, Su Fan also said hello: "Hi!"

Immediately.

He cracked open the last can of beer on the table and took a sip.

It seems that because it was stored in the basement for a day, it is slightly cold and very refreshing.

The two sides quickly carried out three bans on the first floor.

It is worth mentioning that the opponent only banned a sword girl, Nuoshou and Qinggangying were both released, which surprised Su Fan. It stands to reason that his current 949 win points are among the top five in the national server Hang up, it shouldn't be a secret to high-level players that I have a sword girl in my left hand and Qing Gangying in my right hand, but this game actually put two of my heroes on the opposite side?
It's not hard to see from the ban of Jian Ji that she should be guarding against herself.

Is there someone who is not afraid of Qinggang Ying and Nuo's hands?
This made Su Fan a little surprised, secretly guessing that the opponent's top laner might be a professional player who had confidence in his own strength.

[Little Ma under Saozhu's command]: "God, go ahead, I'll make up the jungler."

[Xiao Ma under Sao Zhu's command]: "Help you choose Qing Gang Ying or Nuo Shou?"

Brother Xiao Ma, who holds the title of No. [-] player in the national server, actually offered to give up his position, which made Su Fan a little embarrassed, "Thank you, choose Qinggangying, there is no opponent wherever you look!"

[Little Ma under Saozhu's command]: "6!"

[Zhanqi TV, Chitanda]: "Hahaha awesome!"

[Huya, smiling]: "You are so coquettish!"

[NB, coco]: "Are you really not considering coming to NB?"

Several teammates called 666 directly, and then Brother Ma on the first floor locked Qinggangying in seconds.

...

at the same time.

Huya has a title titled 'Ionia, your emperor is back! 'In the live broadcast room.

letme is starting a national server rank.

[Qinggang Shadow on the first floor opposite! 】

[I know who it is! 】

[I said to ban Qinggangying a long time ago, you can let it go, this hero is easy to pull, but you don’t know the gold content of the left-handed sword girl and the right-handed Qinggangying, right? ! 】

[Wus is currently fourth in the national server, as long as he wins two more games, he will reach the top, and the opposite is definitely Wus! 】

[Other than him, who would come up and lock Qinggangying in seconds? 】

[Anchor, you are finished! 】

[Meet a stubble. 】

[Congratulations, you will be overturned in the first game after returning to the national server. 】

【…】

When I saw the second lock of Qinggang Ying on the first floor of the blue square, the barrage became intense at that time.

"Left-handed Swordsman and right-handed Qinggangying?" Letme noticed the bullet screen, and was a little surprised: "Is it that strong? My evaluation is that the fourth in the national server has no gold content. The anchor is a swordsman, just fight as you like!"

[Remember your arrogant face now! 】

["Casual Fight" and "National Service No. [-] Has No Gold Content"]

[Circle all of them, they are subject to the test. 】

[I hope the anchor can still be so confident in 10 minutes, and don't get slapped in the face by then. 】

[The upstairs are all fans of that Wus, right?Do you know the gold content of the first order of the giants?If he, Wus, is so awesome, why hasn't he made his mark until now?To put it bluntly, the rank is as fierce as a tiger, and the competition is soft-legged shrimp, right?My evaluation is that letme is really easy to play! 】

[Top professional players playing rank brother is really a dimensionality reduction blow, don't believe it, see the real chapter under your hands, okay? 】

【…】

The barrage was full of enthusiasm. Some Wus fans, who were used to the scenes of various anchors being slapped in the face, began to tease letme, but more letme fans trusted him very much.

On the contrary, the letme in the picture was not moved, he didn't take it seriously at all, and locked Daomei in seconds with his backhand.

For first-class professional players, they don’t take the national server seriously. Compared with the Korean server, the rank victory point is really meaningful. After all, the Korean server is always one version ahead of the national server. The most important thing is that because of the LCK's dominance of various leagues, professional players and passers-by from all over the world flock to Hanbok. With the gathering of talents, Hanbok has become the veritable number one server in the world!
Its competitive level is far beyond what the national server can match.

After all, Hanbok is full of passers-by from all over the world, as well as professional players from various competition regions.

And the national costume?
There are no professional players here to rank and train, or LSPL professional players are playing. Most of the time, the opponents in the ranking are not passers-by, or some rank anchors. In terms of game quality, it is obviously far inferior to Hanbok.

But today is different.

The Korean version is updated and the server is maintained, so the LPL players have no choice but to return to the national server to play rank to pass the time.

Soon.

The game enters the loading interface.

Top order: [Green Steel Shadow] vs [Blade Will]

Jungle: [Spider Queen] vs [Blind Sin]

Mid laner: [Dark Head of State] vs [Heroic Bomber]

ADC: [Ice Archer] vs [Goddess of War]

Support: [Dawn Goddess] vs [Apocalypse]

When they saw that the opposite Qinggangying really had the ID of Wus, the tens of thousands of viewers gathered in the lemte live broadcast room immediately beamed with joy, each with a look of anticipation.

[Sure enough, it's Wus! 】

[Qinggangying Daomei, my evaluation is that the tip of the needle is against the wheat awn! 】

【Definitely! 】

[Wait for the show to begin. 】

[The front row sells melon seeds, cola fruit and oranges, is there any need? 】

[Brothers, what kind of car do I drive this year? 】

[The hearse that drives the horse drifts! 】

【…】

The bullet screen was full of excitement.

...

at the same time.

The IDs of the five people on the red side also appeared in front of Su Fan.

"Let me?" Seeing the ID of the enemy sword girl, Su Fan gave a sudden pause, a little surprised: "Aren't all LPL professional players playing Korean rank? Why did this kid come back to the Chinese server?"

[Let me go don't match face]
Su Fan carefully confirmed that this was indeed Letme's ID on the national server.

"It's not that friends don't get together, I'm going to be the number one in the national server, and I can meet you." Su Fan spat, and immediately picked up the beer on the table, and took two gulps of 'boom boom'.

"Tsk tsk!"

"kill!"

at the same time.

The IDs of the other four people on the red side are also presented in front of them.

Embrace the world, dopa, swollen forward, Ohq...

Su Fan was shocked when he saw these IDs.

"This opposing lineup is a bit good." He muttered, he doesn't know who the jungler and support are for the time being, but the famous double server first passers-by Wang dopa and Ohq are like thunder, "dopa is okay, this Ohq is the real He was born in a wealthy LCK family, and at this point in time he should be signed by Snake, so if that’s the case, the opposing support should be Gangzi, right?”

"This embraces the world..."

Just as Su Fan was thinking, the screen flashed and he entered the canyon.

[Xiao Ma under Sao Zhu's command]: "Damn it, the jungler on the other side is the world girl! OMG's first starter, fierce yuppie! Brother, the pressure is too great!"

[Huya, smiling]: "I'm under more pressure. I'm under the starting combination of Snake. Karma is still countering me. The pressure is already coming up. To be honest, I'm a little suffocated!"

[NB, coco]: "I'm playing against dopa, no matter how much pressure you have, it's as uncomfortable as I am? He forgot to ban the plane."

[Zhanqi TV, Chitanda]: "My evaluation is, wait for teammate C!"

[Huya, smiling]: "Who C?"

[Xiao Ma under Saozhu's command]: "Master, I specially choose spiders to help you on the road in military training. Seeing you carry the weight, this family will be separated sooner or later without you!"

[Zhanqi TV, Chitanda]: "Master, give us a couple of coquettish words to cheer us up!"

[NB, coco]: "Brother, say something?"

After seeing the opponent's ID, the four teammates immediately became discouraged and sent messages to interact.

see.

Su Fan smiled, bought the go-out clothes and rushed to the top road to stand in the river, and at the same time typed to respond to a few teammates.

[Wus] (Qing Gang Ying): "Small scene, all sit down."

[Wus] (Qinggang Ying): "I once fought against the immortals in the sky on the top of the sky, and I also fought against the souls of the dead under the abyss. I was invincible all my life and never lost a single defeat. Why should I be afraid of the ants in front of me?"

After sending this line of news, for some reason, Su Fan felt his fingers became more flexible and his mind became clearer. Before he was drunk, he was obviously a little groggy, but at this moment, for some reason, he became more sober and shrewd. up?

Shrimp situation?

Su Fan couldn't figure it out, but it was a good thing, so he didn't think too much about it.

[Little Ma under Saozhu's command] (Spider Queen): "Fuck!!"

[Huya, smiling] (Ice Shooter): "God!!!"

[NB, coco] (Dark Head of State): "However, I am uneducated, so I can walk the world with a single sentence!"

[Zhanqi TV, Chitanda] (Dawn Goddess): "God, you are so handsome, when can I be as good as you? Please bring me!"

in the game.

The four teammates were so excited that they typed to express their shock while calling 'fuck'.

They are all running live broadcasts, and their popularity varies. There are tens of thousands of people watching the most, and thousands of people even if the few are few. It boiled almost at the same time.

【666! 】

【He's a sophomore, I like it so much! 】

[Big courage, this is obviously domineering, if you dare to say that you are in the second class, I will be anxious with you! 】

[I once fought against the immortals in the sky above the sky, and I also fought against the souls of the dead under the abyss, what kind of fairy tales! 】

[I feel very burning for no reason. My family members, I feel as if my body is on fire. It's about to burn. What should I do if it's swollen? 】

【He's so good at acting! 】

[Purely pretending to be a kid. 】

[But I am uneducated, so I just say shit, I love this man to death. 】

[At first glance, it sounded like mediocrity, but after careful consideration, emmmmm... very high, the most flirty thing is that this guy rhymes quite well, he really, I'm crying to death! 】

[On this day, a writer was born in the e-sports circle, I'm not kidding! 】

[Zuan people call 'Wodefa' directly. 】

[When Mr. Wus withdrew from the literary world, I firmly opposed it. 】

[The literary world has lost a giant, and the e-sports circle has gained a general with both civil and military skills. My evaluation is that truly capable people will not complain about the environment. If you can still keep your original intentions in mind and make your words come true, LPL really won! 】

【…】

Netizens were astonished, and they swiped the barrage of '666' one by one.

...

at the same time.

Letme also knew through the barrage that the passer-by Wang he was facing was a pretentious kid. He became interested, and immediately took the lead in attacking, and took the initiative to type and apply for a wave of interaction.

[Everyone] let me go, don't play the face (Blade Will): "I heard that you are very good at pretending? Don't say that my brother won't let you, I will allow you to show a wave now, or you will be beaten all over the place by my brother later You don't have a chance to pretend."

[Everyone] Let me go away from Saiyan (Blade Will): "Let me introduce myself, standing in front of you is letme, a 16-year-old who dominates Ionia, no one dares to fight, a 17-year-old gallops in Hanbok, and punches passers-by Wang, a professional footballer, won three times and lost three times as a faker in six encounters, played in the LPL in the same year, and now he is in a wealthy family and ranks in the starting lineup!"

[Everyone] Let me go don't match face (Blade Will): "Young man, are you afraid?"

Finish typing this paragraph eloquently.

Letme manipulates Daomei to stand in Shanghedao, and at the same time is complacent about her literary talent.

【666! 】

[Let me cow baby! 】

[However, I have no culture, and I go all over the world with one word. 】

[Has the anchor been so brilliant in the past? 】

【…】

The audience was in high spirits, both surprised and looking forward to it.

"He still dares to interact with me?"

Su Fan saw the message in the lower left corner, as if he had seen something funny, and he didn't know if it was the effect of the alcohol diffusion. He was a little overwhelmed immediately, and immediately became the emperor of Zaan, and began to write furiously. up.

[Everyone] Wus (Qing Gang Ying): "Where is the genius of the past?"

[Everyone] Wus (Qing Gang Ying): "Look around, everything you see is dung, and all enemies are bones!"

[Everyone] Wus (Qing Gang Ying): "Hang up, I don't bother to kill you. Killing you will insult my name, and I will be ridiculed by people all over the world."

Finish this sentence.

Su Fan was surprised to find that his thoughts became clearer, and all kinds of thoughts flooded his mind. His brain seemed to be transformed into a supercomputer, so don't be too sensitive.

This shocked Su Fan!

"Could this be my second ability?" He thought silently in his heart.

After seeing Su Fan's response, the four teammates were all dumbfounded.

Zhanqi TV, Chitanda: "Fuck!"

The little brother under Saozhu's command: "Fuck!"

Huya, smiling: "Fuck!"

NB, coco: "Brother, you are really awesome!"

"I stepped on a horse?" Lemte stared at this passage, "What kind of fairy player is this? He said that I am dung? Will it be turned into dry bones?"

Lemte only felt angry, and was choked with anger at the time: "I am mad! I have been playing professionally for so many years, and I have seen crazy ones, but this is the first time I have seen such a crazy newcomer."

【6666! 】

[It is recommended to recite the full text! 】

[I knew he would do it, what kind of bullshit is that. 】

【Killing me. 】

[Everything you see is dung, and all enemies are dry bones. These two sentences are really tough, no, they are tall and hard! 】

[There is such a great talent in the canyon?Disrespect, disrespect. 】

[Swearing does not use dirty words, I learned it. 】

[Me: You are a piece of shit, shit is not, killing you is like butchering a dog, Wus: Everything you see is dung, and all enemies are bones! 】

[The main focus is a cultural difference. 】

[I love Wus to death hahaha, he is really trying to rhyme, write it down, write it all down. 】

[Wus hurry up and start the live broadcast, I will watch as long as you broadcast, if you don't check the score, you will be with me. 】

[I suddenly want to learn, not for anything else, just to be a bit more layered when I hate people in the future. 】

[You hang up, killing you is an insult to my name, and I will be ridiculed by people all over the world. Who the hell can bear this? In terms of lethality, this passage can already be said to be a god. 】

[This kid may really be able to change the ecological environment of the e-sports circle. 】

【…】

Netizens called '666' directly, and while they were collectively shocked, they all laughed and laughed in front of the computer.

The four teammates of letme also commented on each of their fans after seeing this passage. At first they were still happy to watch the show, but when a barrage appeared, all People's expressions instantly changed to astonishment.

[Jie means everyone, not specifically letme, Wus means that the five of you are dung in his eyes, and you were killed by him indiscriminately. 】

"???"

The other four couldn't sit still.

[Everyone] embraces the world (Blind Monk): "?"

[All] dopa (heroic bombardier): "?"

[Everyone] swells forward (Apocalypse): "??"

[Everyone] Ohq (Goddess of War): "???"

All at once.

The four of them just typed and bubbled up in the game, and applied for interaction one after another.

But this time.

The troops of the two sides have already converged on the road, but in desperation, both sides can only devote their attention to the line.

It's just that the world girl who is a jungler, and dopa, who knows what Su Fan said just now through the translator, is concerned about the road, and plans to find an opportunity to target a wave.

...

　A five thousand character chapter is here.

　　Thanks to [Lonely Shadow under the Starry Sky] for giving another 1000 points for support!
　　My eldest brother topped the book list with 2700 points! !
　　My evaluation is: "Under the starry sky, he is invincible, and above the starry sky, he is invincible! The exiled immortal dare not speak loudly, for fear of shocking the world!!"

　　Brother Xingkong, I am a hero! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)