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Chapter 1226 I’ll come over and hammer you, do you believe it?
Chapter 1226 I’ll come over and hammer you, do you believe it?
[Complete the journey of Fengyun Film and Television, and the memory begins to be sealed! 】
[Collecting "Domination of the World" successfully]
[Commission Reward: Divine Skill: Sword Control! 】
[Re-release the mission to collect "Total Madness"! 】
[Start playing Gotham Movies and TV! 】
[The playback ends and the transmission begins. I look forward to the collectors' persistent efforts! 】
2007 AD, Gotham City,
Arkham Asylum,
In the dim light, a young man in his twenties was slowly waking up.
When his slightly dazed pupils slowly adapted to the light, Lu Yan froze in place and said: "I didn't go into Azkaban, but there are so many talented people in Arkham, so I got in first?"
He raised his hand to raise the light curtain, his eyes were filled with melancholy.
【Name: Lu Yan】
【Sex: Male】
【Physique: 49-50】
【Agility: 43-44】
[Adult attributes: the limit is 5! 】
[Talent: God rewards hard work!Investment will be returned [-] times!Know a woman by smell, biological communication!Never forget!Evil thoughts senses!Infinitely powerful!Full of magic! 】
[Powers: Space Storage, Overlord, Hongwu Blessing, Listener to the Wind, Black Shadow Corps, Identity Change, Legend, First Admission, Gourmet Cell Modification, Golden Eyes, Hunting, Sword Master! 】
[Supernatural power: Move your hands in the air to control the sky and the earth! 】
[Curse: Doom-ridden! 】
[Magic Skills: Life Return, Cooking Skills, Sword Controlling Skills! 】
[Martial skills: Black-level Buddha, Great Compassionate Hand, Moko Finger, Grappling Hand, Baji Fist,]
[Characteristics of the beasts: Alpha wolf!The dragon's breath! 】
[Skills mastered: Master of Spearmanship, Master of Riding and Shooting, Master of Firearms, Master of Fighting, Master of Woodcarving, Master of Speaker's Art, Master of Cooking, Lockpicking Expertise, Lingchi Master, Battlefield Command Master, Knot Master, Fishing Mastery, Master of Language, Master of Carrymanship, Master of Swordsmanship, Master of Medieval Royal Etiquette, Master of Architecture, Law Expertise, Master of Ninjutsu, Master of Singing, Master of Wine Tasting, Investigation Expertise, Master of Interrogation, Master of Swordsmanship, Master of Planting, Nian Master of Flower Finger, Master of Biology, Master of Surgery, Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine,.]
Sword Controlling: As a sword cultivator, you need to find a sword first!
"Hey, is anyone there? I want to apply to be discharged from the hospital. I feel more normal! Well, that should be it, right?"
Just when Lu Yan said this, he couldn't help but become suspicious.
Because my predecessor seemed to have been sent in as a robber after watching a clown rob a bank on the roadside.
Lu Yan: Well, so what?It's okay to watch the show, but don't stand too close
As for why he was able to successfully pass the Arkham Asylum review?It all depends on the qualifications of his predecessor. He has a lot of bad records. Basically, he has done everything that other people don't do.
I was hunting rabbits and brought them in by the way.
Otherwise, do you think there can be any good people in Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs?
Arkham: Catch one, I'm here to imprison the mentally ill, arrest a group, I'm here to imprison the mentally ill gang!
"What's it called? It's so late at night and you're not sleeping?"
Just as the guard came over and knocked on the railing with a stick in his hand, Lu Yan quickly moved out of the way.
After all, the body's "transmission" has not yet ended. If you get hit by it, you will suffer the consequences.
Besides, Lu Yan is not bragging about his predecessor's physique. In his heyday, even a sneeze would kill this loser!
Predecessor: I sat up in shock in my dying dream, the trash turned out to be myself?
"Friend, putting aside the facts, do you think that a handsome person like me should waste my time here?"
Looking at the guard with a smile on his face, Lu Yan laughed.
"Actually, in my eyes, Asians are all the same! But you are a little more handsome!"
Looking at Lu Yan, the guard thought for a moment and slowly said this sentence,
"Ah, I really want to stab you bastard to death!"
After hearing the guard's answer, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain.
"Hey, be honest with me. I come to work every day and I'm tired of facing you crazy people. Don't let me beat you!"
Raising the stick in his hand, the guard stared at Lu Yan and shouted angrily, but after listening to his words, Lu Yan walked two steps back: "Come in, I can beat out your rice field, and then give it to you from the mouth." You stuff it in!"
"Xie Te, let's see how I deal with you today!"
Looking at Lu Yan angrily, the guard was about to take action.
But just then, the alarm suddenly sounded,
Hearing this voice, Lu Yan said doubtfully: "Friend, is this someone playing Leap Over the Lunatic Asylum?"
"Shut up you!"
Quickly leaving the ward, the guard quickly took out the communicator on his waist and said: "Abnormal, abnormal, the alarm is abnormal, be careful as a patient escapes from the cell."
But just as the guard left, Lu Yan shrugged his shoulders with melancholy and said, "Hey, there's not even anyone here to chat with. Why don't you find another ward for me?"
"Hehehe! Are you lonely?"
Just as Lu Yan was talking, he saw a pale face opposite him.
"Hey, what the hell, you scared me, bastard, be careful, I'll come over and beat you to death, you bastard!"
Looking at the man in the ward in front of him, Lu Yan couldn't help but roar,
"If you can really do it, then I think I would welcome you as a guest!"
Looking at Lu Yan with a smile on his face, the man licked his lips.
Seeing such a weird man, Lu Yan didn't say anything and started rummaging around the room. Not long after, he found a piece of wire and stretched out his hand with one hand.
"Crack!"
After a crisp sound, Lu Yan came to the opposite ward and opened it.
Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, he seemed to be stunned. He didn't expect that he could really unlock the door.
But you know how to pick locks, so why not escape?
Lu Yan: I'm waiting for "transmission", and you're waiting for a beating!
"Hey man, I thought we could talk, what do you think?"
The moment Lu Yan opened the ward, the man backed away in fear, and then rushed towards Lu Yan,
But at this moment, Lu Yan raised his knee and hit him hard on the head.
I want to play hugging and wrestling with him,
Even though he was a good-for-nothing in his former life, he is still a man who has experienced thousands of battles.
"what!"
He covered his face in pain. When the man screamed, Lu Yan grabbed his hair, punched him in the face one after another and said, "I hate it when someone licks their tongues at me, you bastard."
Just when the man's face was bruised from the beating, Lu Yan was still angry and dragged him to the wall next to him and said, "Do you know that I am very angry now?"
"Spare my life, don't"
As the man's wailing gradually became smaller, a guard appeared behind him and roared: "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Come here to chat, but he doesn't seem to welcome me!"
Standing up, Lu Yan spread his hands with a smile on his face.
But seeing Lu Yan approaching, the guard couldn't help but feel afraid.
Because how on earth did Lu Yan get out of the ward?It’s simply incredible!
"Crack!"
After closing the other party's door, Lu Yan returned to his room leisurely and said, "Can I apply to change the ward? It's best to find a patient with whom I can have a common topic!"
Watching in shock as Lu Yan closed the ward, the guard quickly took out the intercom and said: "There is an abnormality in Area 3, please apply for case investigation!"
Not long after, when Lu Yan's information was put on the table, all the attending doctors were dumbfounded.
When they saw Lu Yan, he came out of his ward and went to the opposite side to beat him up.
Then when the guard appeared and returned to his ward, he was completely dumbfounded.
This kind of guy is either really sick, or he doesn't care where he is being held!
Lu Yan: He disgusts me!
(End of this chapter)
[Complete the journey of Fengyun Film and Television, and the memory begins to be sealed! 】
[Collecting "Domination of the World" successfully]
[Commission Reward: Divine Skill: Sword Control! 】
[Re-release the mission to collect "Total Madness"! 】
[Start playing Gotham Movies and TV! 】
[The playback ends and the transmission begins. I look forward to the collectors' persistent efforts! 】
2007 AD, Gotham City,
Arkham Asylum,
In the dim light, a young man in his twenties was slowly waking up.
When his slightly dazed pupils slowly adapted to the light, Lu Yan froze in place and said: "I didn't go into Azkaban, but there are so many talented people in Arkham, so I got in first?"
He raised his hand to raise the light curtain, his eyes were filled with melancholy.
【Name: Lu Yan】
【Sex: Male】
【Physique: 49-50】
【Agility: 43-44】
[Adult attributes: the limit is 5! 】
[Talent: God rewards hard work!Investment will be returned [-] times!Know a woman by smell, biological communication!Never forget!Evil thoughts senses!Infinitely powerful!Full of magic! 】
[Powers: Space Storage, Overlord, Hongwu Blessing, Listener to the Wind, Black Shadow Corps, Identity Change, Legend, First Admission, Gourmet Cell Modification, Golden Eyes, Hunting, Sword Master! 】
[Supernatural power: Move your hands in the air to control the sky and the earth! 】
[Curse: Doom-ridden! 】
[Magic Skills: Life Return, Cooking Skills, Sword Controlling Skills! 】
[Martial skills: Black-level Buddha, Great Compassionate Hand, Moko Finger, Grappling Hand, Baji Fist,]
[Characteristics of the beasts: Alpha wolf!The dragon's breath! 】
[Skills mastered: Master of Spearmanship, Master of Riding and Shooting, Master of Firearms, Master of Fighting, Master of Woodcarving, Master of Speaker's Art, Master of Cooking, Lockpicking Expertise, Lingchi Master, Battlefield Command Master, Knot Master, Fishing Mastery, Master of Language, Master of Carrymanship, Master of Swordsmanship, Master of Medieval Royal Etiquette, Master of Architecture, Law Expertise, Master of Ninjutsu, Master of Singing, Master of Wine Tasting, Investigation Expertise, Master of Interrogation, Master of Swordsmanship, Master of Planting, Nian Master of Flower Finger, Master of Biology, Master of Surgery, Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine,.]
Sword Controlling: As a sword cultivator, you need to find a sword first!
"Hey, is anyone there? I want to apply to be discharged from the hospital. I feel more normal! Well, that should be it, right?"
Just when Lu Yan said this, he couldn't help but become suspicious.
Because my predecessor seemed to have been sent in as a robber after watching a clown rob a bank on the roadside.
Lu Yan: Well, so what?It's okay to watch the show, but don't stand too close
As for why he was able to successfully pass the Arkham Asylum review?It all depends on the qualifications of his predecessor. He has a lot of bad records. Basically, he has done everything that other people don't do.
I was hunting rabbits and brought them in by the way.
Otherwise, do you think there can be any good people in Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs?
Arkham: Catch one, I'm here to imprison the mentally ill, arrest a group, I'm here to imprison the mentally ill gang!
"What's it called? It's so late at night and you're not sleeping?"
Just as the guard came over and knocked on the railing with a stick in his hand, Lu Yan quickly moved out of the way.
After all, the body's "transmission" has not yet ended. If you get hit by it, you will suffer the consequences.
Besides, Lu Yan is not bragging about his predecessor's physique. In his heyday, even a sneeze would kill this loser!
Predecessor: I sat up in shock in my dying dream, the trash turned out to be myself?
"Friend, putting aside the facts, do you think that a handsome person like me should waste my time here?"
Looking at the guard with a smile on his face, Lu Yan laughed.
"Actually, in my eyes, Asians are all the same! But you are a little more handsome!"
Looking at Lu Yan, the guard thought for a moment and slowly said this sentence,
"Ah, I really want to stab you bastard to death!"
After hearing the guard's answer, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain.
"Hey, be honest with me. I come to work every day and I'm tired of facing you crazy people. Don't let me beat you!"
Raising the stick in his hand, the guard stared at Lu Yan and shouted angrily, but after listening to his words, Lu Yan walked two steps back: "Come in, I can beat out your rice field, and then give it to you from the mouth." You stuff it in!"
"Xie Te, let's see how I deal with you today!"
Looking at Lu Yan angrily, the guard was about to take action.
But just then, the alarm suddenly sounded,
Hearing this voice, Lu Yan said doubtfully: "Friend, is this someone playing Leap Over the Lunatic Asylum?"
"Shut up you!"
Quickly leaving the ward, the guard quickly took out the communicator on his waist and said: "Abnormal, abnormal, the alarm is abnormal, be careful as a patient escapes from the cell."
But just as the guard left, Lu Yan shrugged his shoulders with melancholy and said, "Hey, there's not even anyone here to chat with. Why don't you find another ward for me?"
"Hehehe! Are you lonely?"
Just as Lu Yan was talking, he saw a pale face opposite him.
"Hey, what the hell, you scared me, bastard, be careful, I'll come over and beat you to death, you bastard!"
Looking at the man in the ward in front of him, Lu Yan couldn't help but roar,
"If you can really do it, then I think I would welcome you as a guest!"
Looking at Lu Yan with a smile on his face, the man licked his lips.
Seeing such a weird man, Lu Yan didn't say anything and started rummaging around the room. Not long after, he found a piece of wire and stretched out his hand with one hand.
"Crack!"
After a crisp sound, Lu Yan came to the opposite ward and opened it.
Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, he seemed to be stunned. He didn't expect that he could really unlock the door.
But you know how to pick locks, so why not escape?
Lu Yan: I'm waiting for "transmission", and you're waiting for a beating!
"Hey man, I thought we could talk, what do you think?"
The moment Lu Yan opened the ward, the man backed away in fear, and then rushed towards Lu Yan,
But at this moment, Lu Yan raised his knee and hit him hard on the head.
I want to play hugging and wrestling with him,
Even though he was a good-for-nothing in his former life, he is still a man who has experienced thousands of battles.
"what!"
He covered his face in pain. When the man screamed, Lu Yan grabbed his hair, punched him in the face one after another and said, "I hate it when someone licks their tongues at me, you bastard."
Just when the man's face was bruised from the beating, Lu Yan was still angry and dragged him to the wall next to him and said, "Do you know that I am very angry now?"
"Spare my life, don't"
As the man's wailing gradually became smaller, a guard appeared behind him and roared: "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Come here to chat, but he doesn't seem to welcome me!"
Standing up, Lu Yan spread his hands with a smile on his face.
But seeing Lu Yan approaching, the guard couldn't help but feel afraid.
Because how on earth did Lu Yan get out of the ward?It’s simply incredible!
"Crack!"
After closing the other party's door, Lu Yan returned to his room leisurely and said, "Can I apply to change the ward? It's best to find a patient with whom I can have a common topic!"
Watching in shock as Lu Yan closed the ward, the guard quickly took out the intercom and said: "There is an abnormality in Area 3, please apply for case investigation!"
Not long after, when Lu Yan's information was put on the table, all the attending doctors were dumbfounded.
When they saw Lu Yan, he came out of his ward and went to the opposite side to beat him up.
Then when the guard appeared and returned to his ward, he was completely dumbfounded.
This kind of guy is either really sick, or he doesn't care where he is being held!
Lu Yan: He disgusts me!
(End of this chapter)
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