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Chapter 1334 Hey, she missed the mark too!
Chapter 1334 Hey, she missed the mark too!
After more than half a month of repairs in Penglai,
In addition to avoiding Hai Huayao's urging to get married every day, Lu Yan also prevents Jiang Mingzi from breaking into the house!
If he were like a man, Lu Yan would recognize him.
But "he" likes to turn into a woman and run around, which makes Lu Yan a little unable to handle it.
Although his transformation technique indeed changed himself, don't forget that Jiang Mingzi is a man, a man!
It's definitely not Lu's style to greet a man!
Lu Yan arranged all the hard-learned forbidden spells for Jiang Mingzi!
"Fellow Taoist Jingchen, come out and take a bath! Are the hot springs in Penglai comfortable?"
Pulling the door open, Jiang Mingzi looked inside without any reaction, but said with a speechless expression: "We are all men, why should we be so defensive?"
With that said, Jiang Mingzi raised his hand to form a seal to lift the forbidden spell on the door.
But when Jiang Mingzi came in, he saw that there was only one letter on the desk in the room.
When it showed a figure riding a sword on the wind, he immediately smiled and said, "This guy really didn't even say hello!"
But before Jiang Mingzi could finish what he said, Hai Huayao came to the room and said, "Fellow Taoist, we should go enjoy the flowers!"
Entering the room and looking at Jiang Mingzi dressed as a fairy, Hai Huayao asked in confusion: "What are you doing here?"
"Nothing, but your Taoist companion seems to have flown away!"
Handing the letter to Haihuayao, Jiang Mingzi laughed.
Looking at the picture above, Haihua Yao came to the window and said with a helpless look in his eyes: "Poor, we are still destined to be different!"
"Pfft!"
Jiang Mingzi couldn't help but burst out laughing. Looking at Hai Hua Yao, Jiang Mingzi burst into laughter immediately.
But looking at Jiang Mingzi, Hai Huayao said with a gloomy face: "But it doesn't matter. If you don't kidnap him back, I won't give you even a single bit of Penglai magic!"
"I?"
With a "running around" expression on her face, Jiang Mingzi couldn't help but point at herself,
"Yes, it's you!"
Hai Huayao lifted up his robe and left domineeringly, ignoring Jiang Mingzi's dullness at all.
But just as Hai Hua left, Jiang Mingzi rubbed his head and said, "Where should I find him?"
Return to Yuzhou City,
When Lu Yan learned that Wen Ji and Nuyuan were following Jingtian on their journey to find the Five Spiritual Pearls, his eyes were filled with surprise.
Because he didn't expect that these two people would be so enlightened that they would actually take it as their duty to save the world!
Wen Ji, Nuyuan: Sedum said, go north!
Jingtian: It’s so dangerous along the way. If you don’t have bodyguards to protect you, you can deceive two people. You can deceive two people!
But even so, Lu Yan didn't think much about it. After all, the Evil Sword Immortal was still working as a sword spirit in the Demon-Slaying Sword.
When he comes out and harms the people, the country will probably be founded!
And after that, it will be forbidden by the gods!
Not to mention that the Evil Sword Immortal wants to come out and take a breather, even he, Lu, has to believe in science!
Thinking that everyone had left, he couldn't just wait in this place, so Lu Yan planned to go to the capital to have a look.
How well did Zuo Qianhu organize the court?
One man, one sword,
Stepping out of the gate of Yuzhou City, Lu Yan walked away gracefully.
The royal capital half a month later,
On the bustling street, Lu Yan held a blue-yellow flag in his hand, with the words "turning danger into good luck" and "guaranteed marriage!"
Dressed up like this, it's not that Lu Yan likes fortune telling, but that he really doesn't like it. When someone meets him, he says,
"Daoist, is it fortune-telling?"
Now, Lu Yan is clearly telling everyone that it counts, and it’s extremely accurate!
For example, on the way to the capital, a member of the Jishan Family once asked Lu Yan how to solve the problem since he had no children!So, Mr. Lu happily gave him three fun pills.
As a result, the next day, Yuanwai regarded Lu Yan as the "immortal" of the world!
And with his promotion, accompanied by the cheers of the crowds of people, he walked out of the town with his chest held high and a flag in hand.
Well, how should I put it?Lu Yan walked from Yuzhou City and basically never encountered monsters or bandits.
Even people who have done evil things have been scanned, and they don’t know who did it. It’s really wicked. They don’t know if they left him a chance to slip through the net. As a result, he, Lu, can no longer use his professional talents.
Having to hold a flagpole and start telling fortunes to make money is simply outrageous!
Zuo Qianhu: Aren’t you asking me to clean up the world?
Lu Yan: Then I didn’t ask you to wipe out all the “violent bandits”!
On his first day in the capital, Lu Yan lost the flagpole.
Just kidding, his fortune telling depends on the other person's horoscope. If it's not strong enough, someone from him can tell it for you!
Proficient in surgery and Chinese medicine, and also has in-hand medicine to enhance your mood,
He can fight gods at the top, and catch monsters at the bottom.
Just tell me, how difficult must you be to make him, Lu Yan, feel helpless?
In the brothel at night, there is singing and dancing,
Sitting in the box, Lu Yan happily patted his calf, his eyes filled with admiration.
Because this is life!
After a song,
The dancer stepped forward and lay on Lu Yan's shoulders and said, "Taoist Priest, would you like me to rub your shoulders?"
"Hey, this is good, I just like beautiful women to rub my shoulders!"
As he spoke, Lu Yan hooked her chin and spoke,
Just when the two of them looked at each other and smiled, they heard a fierce collision outside.
I didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but the fighting outside became more and more intense.
Lu Yan got up angrily, opened the window and roared: "Are you crazy? Why are you fighting so late at night? The neighbors don't sleep!"
Just when Lu Yan finished speaking, the two figures fighting in the attic were startled and couldn't help but look at Lu Yan.
"Shameless Taoist priest, what are you yelling at? Go back to your brothel!" Looking at Lu Yan, the woman in white couldn't help but roared,
At this moment, the purple-robed Taoist priest couldn't help but shouted angrily: "How can we, the Taoists, have a scum like you!"
Seeing the two people actually turning their guns and spraying at themselves,
Lu Yan also climbed up on the bed angrily and said: "Hey, as a Taoist priest, why can't I visit a brothel? You bastards, it's okay for you to disturb the people. The Taoist Master must teach you a lesson today!"
And just as Lu Yan was talking, he stepped on the window sill and was about to jump over.
Seeing this scene, not only the woman in white was dumbfounded, but the Taoist priest in purple was also stunned.
Is there something wrong with this black-robed Taoist priest?
Can't you see clearly what's happening now?
But before Lu Yan jumped up, he saw the window sill of the brothel, which had not been maintained for an unknown period of time. Lu Yan was careless and fell down.
"Hey, Taoist Priest!"
She ran forward in shock. When the dancer saw Lu Yan falling into the river, her eyes were filled with astonishment.
Blinking their eyes in confusion, the woman in white and the Taoist priest in purple were slightly startled, and then they continued to fight.
in the river,
Lu Yanzheng was speechless, holding his head and sinking into the water, his eyes full of resentment.
He is really angry now, but he doesn't dare to go up. It's too embarrassing. He, Lu, has never been so "stupid" in his life.
He actually fell off the brothel stage!
"Go away! What are you looking at? Have you never seen the Taoist leader thinking about life in the river?"
Looking at the fish swimming by, looking at him with big eyes and small eyes, Lu Yan slapped it on the head.
After being slapped, the fish swung its tail and ran away at a speed that was simply jaw-dropping.
Fish: Can you believe it, I met a Taoist priest in the water tonight!
But before Lu Yan could think about how to get up, someone fell down again.
After looking at it, Lu Yan couldn't help but said: "Hey, she missed the mark too, hahaha."
(End of this chapter)
After more than half a month of repairs in Penglai,
In addition to avoiding Hai Huayao's urging to get married every day, Lu Yan also prevents Jiang Mingzi from breaking into the house!
If he were like a man, Lu Yan would recognize him.
But "he" likes to turn into a woman and run around, which makes Lu Yan a little unable to handle it.
Although his transformation technique indeed changed himself, don't forget that Jiang Mingzi is a man, a man!
It's definitely not Lu's style to greet a man!
Lu Yan arranged all the hard-learned forbidden spells for Jiang Mingzi!
"Fellow Taoist Jingchen, come out and take a bath! Are the hot springs in Penglai comfortable?"
Pulling the door open, Jiang Mingzi looked inside without any reaction, but said with a speechless expression: "We are all men, why should we be so defensive?"
With that said, Jiang Mingzi raised his hand to form a seal to lift the forbidden spell on the door.
But when Jiang Mingzi came in, he saw that there was only one letter on the desk in the room.
When it showed a figure riding a sword on the wind, he immediately smiled and said, "This guy really didn't even say hello!"
But before Jiang Mingzi could finish what he said, Hai Huayao came to the room and said, "Fellow Taoist, we should go enjoy the flowers!"
Entering the room and looking at Jiang Mingzi dressed as a fairy, Hai Huayao asked in confusion: "What are you doing here?"
"Nothing, but your Taoist companion seems to have flown away!"
Handing the letter to Haihuayao, Jiang Mingzi laughed.
Looking at the picture above, Haihua Yao came to the window and said with a helpless look in his eyes: "Poor, we are still destined to be different!"
"Pfft!"
Jiang Mingzi couldn't help but burst out laughing. Looking at Hai Hua Yao, Jiang Mingzi burst into laughter immediately.
But looking at Jiang Mingzi, Hai Huayao said with a gloomy face: "But it doesn't matter. If you don't kidnap him back, I won't give you even a single bit of Penglai magic!"
"I?"
With a "running around" expression on her face, Jiang Mingzi couldn't help but point at herself,
"Yes, it's you!"
Hai Huayao lifted up his robe and left domineeringly, ignoring Jiang Mingzi's dullness at all.
But just as Hai Hua left, Jiang Mingzi rubbed his head and said, "Where should I find him?"
Return to Yuzhou City,
When Lu Yan learned that Wen Ji and Nuyuan were following Jingtian on their journey to find the Five Spiritual Pearls, his eyes were filled with surprise.
Because he didn't expect that these two people would be so enlightened that they would actually take it as their duty to save the world!
Wen Ji, Nuyuan: Sedum said, go north!
Jingtian: It’s so dangerous along the way. If you don’t have bodyguards to protect you, you can deceive two people. You can deceive two people!
But even so, Lu Yan didn't think much about it. After all, the Evil Sword Immortal was still working as a sword spirit in the Demon-Slaying Sword.
When he comes out and harms the people, the country will probably be founded!
And after that, it will be forbidden by the gods!
Not to mention that the Evil Sword Immortal wants to come out and take a breather, even he, Lu, has to believe in science!
Thinking that everyone had left, he couldn't just wait in this place, so Lu Yan planned to go to the capital to have a look.
How well did Zuo Qianhu organize the court?
One man, one sword,
Stepping out of the gate of Yuzhou City, Lu Yan walked away gracefully.
The royal capital half a month later,
On the bustling street, Lu Yan held a blue-yellow flag in his hand, with the words "turning danger into good luck" and "guaranteed marriage!"
Dressed up like this, it's not that Lu Yan likes fortune telling, but that he really doesn't like it. When someone meets him, he says,
"Daoist, is it fortune-telling?"
Now, Lu Yan is clearly telling everyone that it counts, and it’s extremely accurate!
For example, on the way to the capital, a member of the Jishan Family once asked Lu Yan how to solve the problem since he had no children!So, Mr. Lu happily gave him three fun pills.
As a result, the next day, Yuanwai regarded Lu Yan as the "immortal" of the world!
And with his promotion, accompanied by the cheers of the crowds of people, he walked out of the town with his chest held high and a flag in hand.
Well, how should I put it?Lu Yan walked from Yuzhou City and basically never encountered monsters or bandits.
Even people who have done evil things have been scanned, and they don’t know who did it. It’s really wicked. They don’t know if they left him a chance to slip through the net. As a result, he, Lu, can no longer use his professional talents.
Having to hold a flagpole and start telling fortunes to make money is simply outrageous!
Zuo Qianhu: Aren’t you asking me to clean up the world?
Lu Yan: Then I didn’t ask you to wipe out all the “violent bandits”!
On his first day in the capital, Lu Yan lost the flagpole.
Just kidding, his fortune telling depends on the other person's horoscope. If it's not strong enough, someone from him can tell it for you!
Proficient in surgery and Chinese medicine, and also has in-hand medicine to enhance your mood,
He can fight gods at the top, and catch monsters at the bottom.
Just tell me, how difficult must you be to make him, Lu Yan, feel helpless?
In the brothel at night, there is singing and dancing,
Sitting in the box, Lu Yan happily patted his calf, his eyes filled with admiration.
Because this is life!
After a song,
The dancer stepped forward and lay on Lu Yan's shoulders and said, "Taoist Priest, would you like me to rub your shoulders?"
"Hey, this is good, I just like beautiful women to rub my shoulders!"
As he spoke, Lu Yan hooked her chin and spoke,
Just when the two of them looked at each other and smiled, they heard a fierce collision outside.
I didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but the fighting outside became more and more intense.
Lu Yan got up angrily, opened the window and roared: "Are you crazy? Why are you fighting so late at night? The neighbors don't sleep!"
Just when Lu Yan finished speaking, the two figures fighting in the attic were startled and couldn't help but look at Lu Yan.
"Shameless Taoist priest, what are you yelling at? Go back to your brothel!" Looking at Lu Yan, the woman in white couldn't help but roared,
At this moment, the purple-robed Taoist priest couldn't help but shouted angrily: "How can we, the Taoists, have a scum like you!"
Seeing the two people actually turning their guns and spraying at themselves,
Lu Yan also climbed up on the bed angrily and said: "Hey, as a Taoist priest, why can't I visit a brothel? You bastards, it's okay for you to disturb the people. The Taoist Master must teach you a lesson today!"
And just as Lu Yan was talking, he stepped on the window sill and was about to jump over.
Seeing this scene, not only the woman in white was dumbfounded, but the Taoist priest in purple was also stunned.
Is there something wrong with this black-robed Taoist priest?
Can't you see clearly what's happening now?
But before Lu Yan jumped up, he saw the window sill of the brothel, which had not been maintained for an unknown period of time. Lu Yan was careless and fell down.
"Hey, Taoist Priest!"
She ran forward in shock. When the dancer saw Lu Yan falling into the river, her eyes were filled with astonishment.
Blinking their eyes in confusion, the woman in white and the Taoist priest in purple were slightly startled, and then they continued to fight.
in the river,
Lu Yanzheng was speechless, holding his head and sinking into the water, his eyes full of resentment.
He is really angry now, but he doesn't dare to go up. It's too embarrassing. He, Lu, has never been so "stupid" in his life.
He actually fell off the brothel stage!
"Go away! What are you looking at? Have you never seen the Taoist leader thinking about life in the river?"
Looking at the fish swimming by, looking at him with big eyes and small eyes, Lu Yan slapped it on the head.
After being slapped, the fish swung its tail and ran away at a speed that was simply jaw-dropping.
Fish: Can you believe it, I met a Taoist priest in the water tonight!
But before Lu Yan could think about how to get up, someone fell down again.
After looking at it, Lu Yan couldn't help but said: "Hey, she missed the mark too, hahaha."
(End of this chapter)
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