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Chapter 2593 Lu Yan’s bad idea!
Chapter 2593 Lu Yan’s bad idea!
Three months passed in a flash.
The hot summer came in a blink of an eye.
Faced with increasingly harsh climate, people also realized that famine would continue.
When every household started to save food, Lu Yan also started to "take emergency precautions".
Lu Yan squatted at the door with cornmeal in his hand, drinking it slowly, holding a piece of wild vegetable steamed bread in his hand.
Passing by Lu Yan's house,
Qin Huairu couldn't help but take a look, then revealed a look of surprise.
Because if she hadn't smelled the smell of fried bacon at the door, she would have thought she was hallucinating.
Looking at the tightly closed door, Qin Huairu stepped forward and said, "Brother Lu, are you eating cornmeal?"
"Aren't you blind? Can I still afford to eat white flour buns?"
Hearing Qin Huairu's words, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain.
“I seemed to smell it just now”
Just when Qin Huairu was about to continue speaking, Lu Yan turned his head and asked, "What did you smell?"
Seeing Lu Yan's sharp eyes, Qin Huairu shut up the next second.
"Nothing, nothing!"
Qin Huairu got up in a panic. Just as she was about to stand up, her eyes went dark and she fell directly towards Lu Yan.
"Fuck, Qin Huairu!"
Seeing Qin Huairu about to fall on him, Lu Yan subconsciously stuffed the steamed bread into his mouth, then held her body with one hand.
"Lu Yan, what are you doing? Are you being rude to Sister Qin?"
Walking in from outside, He Yuzhu just happened to see Lu Yan reaching out to touch Qin Huairu from behind.
"woooooo"
With a steamed bread in his mouth, Lu Yan couldn't even speak clearly at the moment. He could only push Qin Huairu up, then took out the steamed bread from his mouth and said, "How blind must I be to be like you, Shazhu, and like the mother of two children!"
"Then why did you touch Sister Qin from behind just now?"
Looking at Lu Yan angrily, He Yuzhu finally found evidence that he was "craving" Qin Huairu!
"What the hell!"
Putting the steamed bread into the corn flour, Lu Yan raised his finger and pointed at him. He was almost mad with anger at this moment.
Because what else can this unlucky guy think of besides Qin Huairu!
"Zhu Zi, it's not like that. I didn't stand firmly just now and almost fell. It was the Lu brothers who helped me up!"
Qin Huairu was also embarrassed when she heard He Yuzhu's words.
Because she didn't expect that she almost couldn't stand up after squatting for a while.
"Lu Yan, you shameless bastard, I knew you were greedy for my daughter-in-law, you are just as brainless as Sha Zhu."
But just as Qin Huairu finished her words, Jia Zhang rushed out.
Although the fat on his face has decreased a little, he is still as strong as a wild boar!
"Ms. Jia Zhang, I warn you, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything you want. Otherwise, I will make Qin Huairu divorce Jia Dongxu and marry someone else!"
Looking at Jia Zhang, Lu Yan also spoke unhappily,
"you!"
Looking at Lu Yan in exasperation, Jia Zhang immediately remembered the login password of "Dahao", turned around and transformed into the Great Undead Mage and said, "Old Jia, come up and take a look. This shameless Lu Yan next door is trying to steal your daughter-in-law. Come and take him away!"
Watching Jia Zhang start to summon the spirit, Lu Yan picked up the wild vegetable steamed bread and continued to eat it expressionlessly.
Because let's be honest, when Jia Zhang performed the "shaman dance", it was quite interesting.
You know, you can’t watch other performances now, but Jia Zhang’s summoning of spirits is quite fun!
But just as Jia Zhang was yelling, Lu Yan turned to Qin Huairu and said, "Go back and ask your husband to get you some candy. You have low blood sugar, you know?" Qin Huairu blushed and looked at Lu Yan. She nodded and said, "Thank you!"
"You're welcome. After all, if your family is gone, my next life will be pretty boring!"
Looking at Qin Huairu with a smile on his face, Lu Yan's eyes were filled with ridicule.
After hearing what Lu Yan said, Qin Huairu hurried forward and said, "Mom, stop talking. I didn't stand firmly just now. Someone helped me up!"
"You shameless little bitch, I asked you to come out and do the laundry, but you actually seduced a man."
She slapped Qin Huairu with her backhand and roared in anger.
Seeing Jia Zhang beating Qin Huairu, He Yuzhu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Aunt Jia, this has nothing to do with Sister Qin. She is hungry, so she can't stand steadily!"
"What does it have to do with you, you idiot? You are destined to be a childless person in this life."
Seeing He Yuzhu approaching, Jia Zhang immediately turned her gun around and started scolding He Yuzhu as well.
Hearing what Jia Zhang said, He Yuzhu couldn't help but roared: "Aunt Jia, I tell you, I have tolerated you for a long time!"
"Zhu Zi, please don't do that. My mother-in-law is just angry for a moment!"
Seeing He Yuzhu about to take action, Qin Huairu quickly stepped forward and held one of his hands.
Feeling the granary between his arms, He Yuzhu, who was originally furious, actually had wild thoughts.
Shocked by this scene, Lu Yan even forgot to eat his wild vegetable steamed bread.
Because He Yuzhu is such a talented person!
If he was born a few decades later, all the sheep and lickers would have to stand aside, and he would be the real Wang among Wangs!
"Brother, what's going on outside?"
After wiping the oily shine from the corners of her mouth with paper, Lu Ling looked at the yard with curiosity.
When she saw He Yuzhu and Jia Zhang quarreling and Qin Huairu trying to stop them, she couldn't help but asked in shock, "Brother Zhuzi is quarreling with the Jia family again?"
"Yes!"
After eating the steamed bread with a sigh, Lu Yan drank the cornmeal in one gulp.
After swallowing the cornmeal, Lu Yan couldn't help but frown.
Because the corn noodles nowadays are really sore to the throat!
However, rather than letting He Yushui and Lu Ling eat cornmeal, he would rather "pretend to be poor" outside!
But everyone knows about this kind of thing that is out in the open.
After all, you can’t hide the aroma of your cooking from others!
But since Lu Yan has done this, you can't possibly open the door and ask the two girls what they want to eat, right?
Besides, Lu Yan's "bad reputation" in the courtyard is no joke.
If you dare to push his door today, he will blow up your kang at night!
After washing the dishes in the yard, He Yushui looked at his elder brother and the He family, and said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Brother Lu, when will my brother find a wife?"
After hearing what He Yushui said, Lu Yan froze in his place, and a light bulb suddenly appeared in his mind.
As the bad ideas became more and more obvious, Lu Yan's mouth couldn't help but turn grim.
Seeing Lu Yan acting like Tom Cat, He Yushui and Lu Ling became afraid.
Because it was the first time they saw Lu Yan with such an "evil" expression.
"Yushui, aren't there people fleeing famine recently? What do you think about going to the street office to find a wife for your brother?"
Looking at He Yushui in front of him, Lu Yan slowly said this:
But just as Lu Yan finished speaking, He Yushui and Lu Ling beside him were shocked.
Because this idea is not bad, it is simply great.
"Brother Lu, you are so smart!"
Looking at Lu Yan in surprise, He Yushui quickly jumped up from the chair.
"Hehehe, that's what I thought too!"
Looking at He Yushui with a smile on his face, Lu Yan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Just when He Yushui made up his mind to go to the street office tomorrow, He Yuzhu, who was at home, suddenly sneezed, having no idea that his future had already been decided by someone.
(End of this chapter)
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