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Chapter 2706: Nothing to do today, let’s listen to music in the brothel!
A few years passed in a flash.

The little kid from the past has already grown into a tall teenager.
With a wine gourd hanging around his waist, Lu Yan looked like a master, a Taoist priest in black robes, wearing a dark robe, but his long hair was tied with a thick rope.

Many times, the black-robed Taoist wanted to help Lu Yan put on the wooden crown, but he didn't like it.

Although he did not remember the memories of his "previous incarnation", Lu Yan calculated that he was twelve years old this year.
Although the old Taoist in black robe always says that he is an evil cultivator who plays with souls, his Taoist practice is indeed a bit poor!

Over the years, Lu Yan has traveled extensively with his master, Hei Yunzi, and gradually understood what the current situation in the world is like.
There are demons, fairies, monsters, and even the imperial dynasty.
However, these are not important things to him. After all, Mr. Lu is here to refine the Human Emperor Banner, not to fight. He is very clear about his goal!
But the only problem is that his master Hei Yunzi doesn't know how to do it, and neither does he.
"Master, this is too boring. We go to the mass grave every night. Why don't we find a mountain stronghold and kill all the bandits there? That would be much more convenient!"

Looking at Hei Yunzi beside him, Lu Yan made a serious suggestion.
After all, these days, everything has to be done efficiently.
It’s just like cultivating immortals, others have been building the foundation for two days, while you are still digging coffin boards in a mass grave, how tiring!
"You little brat, I've told you so many times that although we are evil cultivators, we are also from the Maoshan lineage. Even if we are from the wild Maoshan, we still have to obey the words of Shangqing Tianzun. There are fifty great ways, forty-nine are derived from heaven, and one is escaped by man!"

Just as Hei Yunzi was patting Lu Yan's head, he rolled his eyes and said unhappily: "I know, leave a glimmer of hope! Don't plunder too much."

"I know you're still talking nonsense!"

Looking at Lu Yan unhappily, Hei Yunzi stroked his beard and said, "I will go alone tonight, you cook at home!"

"Ah? You're going alone!"

Hearing Hei Yunzi's words, Lu Yan couldn't help but be surprised.
"Nonsense, after all, your master is also a powerful person who has reached the state of great perfection in the mind!"

Looking at Lu Yan beside him, Hei Yunzi couldn't help but feel proud.
But in the next second, the corners of his mouth twitched, because although he was testing his state of mind, his disciple seemed to be even more evil!

The cultivation of immortals is divided into: initial acquaintance, listening to sounds, breaking through expectations, knowing the subtle, examining the heart, entering the hall, giving up and returning, creation, and ascension!
Now Lu Yan is only twelve years old, but he has already achieved great success!

【Flower Thousand Bone! 】

This kind of talent is unique and terrifying even in the whole world!

Moreover, his cultivation of his "Mind-stealing and Soul-stealing" skill was improving by leaps and bounds. Even though he was one stage higher, he was unable to stop Lu Yan.

If we really let him break the rules, who in the whole world can stop this kid!
But fortunately, now that he is under his own suppression, even if Lu Yan wants to do it, he never takes action!

"You are so strong, then why do we run away so fast every time we encounter those decent people?"

Looking at the master speechlessly, Lu Yan rolled his eyes.

Because when it comes to talking nonsense, he, Lu, has been in the business for three thousand years and only admires his own master.

Everything was fine before, and he said he would skin and bones and take away the soul of a decent person when he met one, but in the end... he just ran away!

Looking at Lu Yan with a twitching mouth, Hei Yunzi slapped him on the forehead with his backhand and said, "Do you know what an evil cultivator is? An evil cultivator hides in a corner and quietly strikes hard. Who told you to rush up and start hammering with two electric cannons?"

Looking at his apprentice with disdain, Hei Yunzi was speechless.

Because every time Lu Yan caused trouble, he would bring out the entire mountain gate.

If it weren't for his apprentice, he would have been able to hide in one place for more than ten years.
But now, wherever he goes, Hei Yunzi has to observe carefully to see if there are any famous and upright sects nearby!

"Okay, go back now, the master is gone! Remember, don't go out and cause trouble!"

Looking at Lu Yan, Hei Yunzi couldn't help but let out a breath of foul air.
"Don't worry, Master, I won't cause any trouble!"

Looking at Hei Yunzi with a smile on his face, Lu Yan nodded "honestly".
After taking a few steps forward, Hei Yunzi immediately stopped and said, "Wait, there is one more thing. Remember not to gamble, understand?"

Staring at Lu Yan, Hei Yunzi issued another warning.

Because Lu Yan actually went to the casino to gamble with others' souls
"Master, what are you talking about? I, Lu Yan, will never reconcile with gambling and drugs in my life!" Looking at Hei Yunzi seriously, Lu Yan immediately raised three fingers.

But just when Lu Yan was about to swear, Hei Yunzi rushed forward and said, "Don't swear, Master begs you, don't swear!"

Before Hei Yunzi could finish his words, the originally clear sky began to be covered with dark clouds.

Hei Yunzi raised his head, swallowed his saliva, and managed to hold Lu Yan's arm down.

Because he discovered one thing, that is, every time his apprentice swore an oath, there would always be thunder in the sky.

And the person who was chopped was none other than Lu Yan.

But for some reason, every time the lightning strikes three inches above my head, it always strikes in the wrong direction.
In order to swear, Hei Yunzi was struck by lightning twice.

I could have broken through to the state of mind exploration long ago, but now I’m still stuck there!
So when he saw Lu Yan was about to swear, Hei Yunzi was more anxious than anyone else.
There are no other cultivators nearby. If this thunder comes down, it will definitely hit him on the forehead!

"If you don't swear, then you won't swear. Master, do you believe me?"

Looking at Hei Yunzi seriously, Lu Yan's eyes sparkled with clear light.

"Master, I don't trust you at all!"

Looking at Lu Yan angrily, if Hei Yunzi didn't see him as his disciple, he would have sent him to reincarnate and cultivate again long ago!

"Then I'll swear!"

Just as Lu Yan was about to raise his hand and swear again, Hei Yunzi quickly pressed his hand and said, "Don't, I believe you!"

Looking at Hei Yunzi's eyes, Lu Yan couldn't help but say, "I know that we are connected as master and disciple, Master!"

"Master and you are connected, but you are playing tricks on him!"

Gnashing his teeth and looking at Lu Yan, Hei Yunzi said this viciously, but before leaving, he turned around again and said, "By the way, you can't listen to music in the brothel. You are still young, you can't lose your virginity, understand?"

Blinking blankly, Lu Yan couldn't help but stretch his neck and said, "Ah! Can't I just go and play?"

"no!"

Hei Yunzi shouted angrily and left, waving his robe.
Looking at Hei Yunzi's back, Lu Yan stroked his chin and said, "Wait, if I don't pay, it won't count as fun, right?"

Leopard Head: He imitates me, he imitates me!
Bao Longxing: I know, I know, get out of the way!
Arriving in front of a brothel in the city with red lights hanging high,
Lu Yan put his hands behind his back, looking very elegant.

Looking at Lu Yan, the person who came forward immediately smiled and said, "Sir, you look unfamiliar. Is this your first time here?"

"Well, for the first time, introduce me to two beautiful girls, otherwise, I will play with you!"

Reaching out and pinching the madam's chin, Lu Yan couldn't help but admire her.
Because these days, women like Xu Laobanniang are truly graceful and charming!

Lu Yan: Wait, whose problem is this?
Cao Cao: You boy, what are you looking at me for?
"Oh, sir, if you like, I'm willing to get drunk with you!"

Looking at Lu Yan, the madam couldn't help biting her lips.

Because she looked at Lu Yan with eyes full of greed,
Going upstairs surrounded by a group of red flowers, Lu Yan couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Because the ancient times were good, cultivating immortals, what kind of immortals are you cultivating? If you cultivate immortals not for the purpose of listening to music in brothels, what’s the point of cultivating them!
Changsheng: What about me?
(End of this chapter)