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Chapter 2875 Lu Yan: "Get out of the way, I'm going to swear!"
Chapter 2875 Lu Yan: "Get out of the way, I'm going to swear!"
On a sunny morning,
The smoke from cooking fires had already been seen in Renjia Town.
Lazily getting up from the bed, Lu Yan couldn't help rubbing his shoulders and said, "Alas, young people don't know the good of rich women, and mistakenly treat girls as treasures!"
But just as Lu Yan finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.
Walking into the house, Shi Shaojian saw that Lu Yan had already put on his clothes, and immediately said, "Brother, you're up!"
"Nonsense, Senior Brother is not the kind of person who is deceived by beauty!"
Looking at Shi Shaojian, Lu Yan couldn't help but scold him.
"Oh!"
Shi Shaojian lowered his head in grievance and did not dare to speak.
Because if Lu Yan hadn't clenched his fist and said "he wants them all" last night, I would have believed it!
"Brother, are we going to pay respect to Uncle Master today?"
Asking Lu Yan, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but become curious.
"Let's replenish our energy first, otherwise Master Uncle will think we came down the mountain to have fun!"
Seeing Shi Shaojian's expression, Lu Yan couldn't help but become serious.
"Hey, thank you, brother!"
Taking a Qi-replenishing pill from Lu Yan, Shi Shaojian immediately laughed.
Although Maoshan disciples are not prohibited from marrying,
But in the initial stage of practice, you still have to avoid losing your virginity!
This is why Uncle Jiu was so furious when he found out that Qiu Sheng's vitality was sucked away by Dong Xiaoyu.
Because Qiu Sheng has not reached the stage of strengthening his foundation and nourishing his vital energy, that is to say, once he loses his vital energy, it will only be more difficult for him to practice in the future!
But Shi Shaojian is different. He has already reached the second level of human teacher.
Even if I can't become a top-level warrior in this life, I can still barely suppress one side for Maoshan!
After taking the pill, Shi Shaojian's face became noticeably rosier.
Looking at Lu Yan wearing a black robe, Shi Shaojian asked curiously, "Brother, why aren't you wearing a robe?"
"Are you stupid? How can a Maoshan disciple visit a brothel?"
Lu Yan slapped Shi Shaojian on the forehead with his backhand and looked at him with a look of disappointment.
"Then, Senior Brother, if we dress like this, people will know we are Taoists at first glance!"
Looking at Lu Yan aggrievedly, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but explain.
"Are you stupid? If someone asks you, just say you are from Mount Longhu or Mount Laoshan. Anything other than Mount Maoshan will be fine!"
Looking at Shi Shaojian with disdain, Lu Yan couldn't help but stare at him.
"Longhu Mountain!"
Looking at Lu Yan in surprise, Shi Shaojian immediately said excitedly: "Hehehe, you are worthy of being my senior brother, you are so smart!"
Longhushan: You fucking!
Laoshan: Why are there so many sixth-rate people in Maoshan?
Shi Jian: You are worthy of being my apprentice!
Walking down from the brothel,
Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian found a breakfast shop to rest.
While eating the meat bun, Lu Yan looked at the street leisurely.
Compared with the life on Mount Mao, he still prefers the worldly life.
After filling their stomachs, Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian headed to the charity cemetery outside the town.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a knock on the door,
When Wencai appeared with a lazy look on his face and yawned, he immediately looked at the two people in front of him and asked, "Who are you looking for?"
"I am Lu Yan from Maoshan, also known as Taoist Qingchun, and I am here to pay my respects to my uncle-master!"
With his hands cupped, Lu Yan politely introduced himself.
Looking at the talented man in front of him, Shi Shaojian immediately said his name.
But he is not qualified to receive the talisman at the moment, he can only say his name!
"Master, Master, there are disciples from Maoshan looking for you outside!"
While shouting, Wencai turned around and called Uncle Jiu over.
Just before him, a man in his forties appeared. Lu Yan immediately bowed and said, "Lu Yan greets Uncle Master!"
"You are? The disciple of the senior brother?"
Looking at Lu Yan with a little doubt, Uncle Jiu was stunned at first, then he spoke quickly,
"Yes, disciple. Qingchun greets uncle!" Lu Yan bowed and smiled.
"Qing Chun? Master, why does he have a Taoist name?"
Looking at Uncle Jiu in surprise, Wencai's face was full of confusion.
"Idiot, your uncle's disciple has already received the talisman, so of course he has a Taoist name!"
Looking at Wencai beside him, Uncle Jiu's face was full of disdain.
Because when it comes to accepting disciples, he and his senior brother Shi Jian are really not on the same level!
Seeing the literary talent next to him who was almost the same as Lu Yan, Uncle Jiu felt even more exhausted.
After all, they had already received the talisman in front of the ancestor, but his two disciples were still groping around among the mages!
"Both of you, please come in. Wencai, go find your fellow apprentice brother!"
After opening the door, Uncle Jiu welcomed Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian with a smile on his face.
Seeing Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian being warmly received by the master as soon as they arrived, Wencai muttered, "What? Is it so great to be handsome?"
Entering the house, Uncle Jiu asked about the situation in Maoshan.
When faced with Uncle Jiu's question, Lu Yan answered honestly.
After learning that Maoshan has been developing better and better in recent years, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but smile and said, "That's good, that's good!"
Half an hour later, Wencai brought Qiu Sheng back.
Looking at Qiu Sheng in front of him, Shi Shaojian didn't know why he always felt that this guy was a bit unpleasant.
Looking at Qiu Sheng, Lu Yan was afraid that he would suddenly say to him, "I am the biggest in the world, and my fate is determined by myself, not by God!"
"Qiu Sheng, these two are your senior brothers, Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian!"
Introducing Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian, Uncle Jiu started with a smile.
"Hello, two brothers!"
Stepping forward and cupping his hands, Qiu Sheng couldn't help but wonder, "Wait, have I seen the brothers somewhere before?"
"How is this possible? We just arrived at Renjia Town yesterday!"
Hearing Qiu Sheng's words, Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian quickly denied it.
"Really? Then I saw two Taoist priests entering a brothel last night."
Rubbing his head, Qiu Sheng felt more and more that it was Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian in front of him.
"Don't talk nonsense, brother, we are not that kind of people!"
Looking at Qiu Sheng in front of him, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling.
Because if Uncle Jiu sent a message back to Maoshan, the two of them would really be struck by lightning!
"Is this true? Nephew!"
Looking at Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian in surprise, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but wonder,
"Uncle Master, please forgive me for making fun of you. As disciples of Mount Mao, how could we enter a brothel? I can swear on this."
Lu Yan raised his hand and was about to speak when the clear sky began to be covered with dark clouds.
"Master, it's going to rain!"
Looking at the sky outside the window, Wencai hurriedly prepared to collect the clothes.
But looking at Lu Yan, Uncle Jiu looked at him blankly.
Because he always felt something was not right, there was at least nine out of ten problems with this fellow apprentice!
We were happily discussing this topic when a thunderclap struck from the sky.
When Wencai walked in with a black face, he immediately said aggrievedly: "Master, it thundered, but it didn't rain!"
Looking at Wencai in astonishment, Uncle Jiu asked in surprise: "Were you struck by lightning?"
"Yes, Master, the lightning struck me accurately as soon as it came down!"
Looking at Uncle Jiu with grievance, Wencai opened his mouth and spit out a puff of black mist.
Looking at Wencai's appearance, Shi Shaojian turned his head away guiltily.
Because he already knew what was going on, it was his senior brother’s problem!
In Maoshan, besides his father's terrifying thunder method, the more terrifying thing is that his senior brother Lu Yan,
He is a man who cannot swear. Once he swears, someone will be struck by lightning!
Originally Shi Jian thought that his disciple was naturally welcomed by the God of Thunder, but after a few times, he was even struck by lightning!
From then on, Maoshan knew one thing: no matter what Lu Yan did, he must not be made to swear!
(End of this chapter)
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