What is a witch mid laner?

Chapter 175 Blind date battle plan
Zhou Wen sat down boldly.

He raised one foot and stepped on the chair on the other side, stuffing mutton skewers into his mouth.

Sensing the apprehensive gaze from the opposite side, Zhou Wen picked up the iced Coke and took a sip.

"Ha~~"

Just one word, cool!

"Xiaowen, drink less Coke..."

Seeing that Bao Xiaorong's mother fell ill again, Zhou Wen waved her hand indifferently, and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. The main thing is that she is a son and daughter of a quack, and she doesn't care about trifles.

"That's the thing, do you guys have any good ideas?"

A group of people sat around the table.

White Crescent, Ah Shui, Karsa, 369, Beryl, all the staff are here.

This champion team originally came to the barbecue booth to celebrate the victory of the Demacia Cup, but at this time everyone was frowning, as if they were stumped by some problem.

Because Zhou Wen's cousin, Bao Xiaorong, brought them a century-old problem far beyond their cognition.

What to do if you are forced to marry by your parents.

Bao Xiaorong blushed, how could she dare to say these things in front of so many people, she wanted to have a private discussion with Zhou Wen, but Zhou Wen dragged her here.

Let a group of young boys with an average age of only about 20 years old think about how to refuse their parents to arrange a marriage, isn't this playing the piano against the cow!
And there is a Korean here.

Since I sat down, I have been burying my head in eating, chatting a few words from time to time, but I don't know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, Bao Xiaorong felt that the little B classmate that everyone talked about must have not listened to anything.

Bao Xiaorong regretted it for a while.

To put it bluntly, it's the same to discuss this kind of matter with Zhou Wen by myself!

Seeing that everyone was silent, Zhou Wen patted the table in dissatisfaction, frowned and said:

"No, everyone usually says that they have good brains, but why are they all dumb today?"

The uncle who was roasting the lamb kidney looked back.

Zhou Wen, who made a big move and sat on two stools by herself, and the gay men who sat around like good babies and dared not speak out.

It's as if the female leader in the cottage is giving lectures to the younger brothers.

"The world is going down, the world is going down..."

Zhou Wen turned her head and stared at the boss.

"Boss, what are you muttering about?"

The look of unfounded worry was swept away, and the boss bent over and laughed with a flattering smile on his face.

"It's okay, Miss Bi, I just want to ask if your kidneys still need to be extra spicy?"

"Perverted and spicy!"

"okay!"

The oldest white crescent hissed and asked:
"Cousin, so the current situation is that your parents asked you to quit your job and go home tomorrow to go on a blind date?"

Bao Xiaorong blushed and nodded.

"But a blind date is a blind date. You can ask for a leave first. Why do you have to resign?"

Zhou Wen rolled her eyes and said:

"Her mother just wants her to go home specially, treat blind dates as a career, and then get a rich kid so that she can get a gift for her brother."

Hearing Zhou Wen's words, Bao Xiaorong opened her mouth, as if she wanted to refute.

But it seemed that there was no way to refute, and he lowered his head a little lonely.

"Actually, this matter is easy to handle," Ah Shui expressed his opinion, "Since you don't want to go on a blind date, then cousin, you can say that you already have a boyfriend!"

Zhou Wen shook her head directly.

"I've thought about this idea. If she says that, her mother will definitely dig into the root of the problem, and it will be easy to reveal her truth in the end."

"Then don't tell her mother."

Karsa said with a serious face.

Zhou Wen was stunned for a moment: "If you don't tell her mother, who will you tell?"

"Speak to her blind date!"

"It's not very good...and since it's a blind date, there must be a connection between the two families. You suddenly have a boyfriend..."

"Then let them stop contacting, wouldn't it be good?"

Seeing Zhou Wen and Bao Xiaorong's confused faces, Karsa knocked on the table, showing his ability as the former Taobo IQ.

"Cousin goes on a blind date tomorrow, and tells the other party that you have a boyfriend, and that you want to bring him over there! It's annoying to be in front of the other party! This directly offends the other party to death, and the other party's family must be very angry. I won't talk to your mother again."

Zhou Wen's eyes lit up, but soon dimmed again.

"No, this will do too much damage to Bao Xiaorong's reputation."

Everyone thought about it, and felt that what Zhou Wen said was not unreasonable.

After all, it's okay for a girl to go on a blind date even if she has a boyfriend, but it's really too much to take her boyfriend to show off her affection in front of the person she's dating.

Just when everyone was at a loss, Bao Xiaorong shook his head.

"It's okay, I'm okay."

Sensing everyone's surprised gazes, Bao Xiaorong continued:

"If I can solve this kind of thing once, I won't have to go back to my hometown in the future, and I don't care how they spread bad things about me."

Bao Xiaorong's brows and eyes were firm, and she could not be refuted.

Zhou Wen still felt that it was not appropriate, and said:

"But where can I find this fake boyfriend?"

"Me me me!!" X3.

Looking at Ah Shui Karsa and 369 who raised their hands, Zhou Wen glared.

"You guys are thinking farts! And 369, you've learned how to fail!!"

Ah Shui's face turned bitter, and he wailed:

"Sister Bi, why are you doing this? We just want to help, and what's the relationship between us? I really didn't expect your brother-in-law..."

Seeing the anger on Zhou Wen's face, Ah Shui immediately said:

"That's not what I mean, what I mean is, anyway, my cousin will be taken advantage of this time, so it's better to let us take advantage... No, I think, between brothers, there is no such thing as whether to take advantage or not, the main thing is one Both ribs and knives..."

Zhou Wen didn't bother to talk to Ah Shui, so she thought about it and said.

"I will do it myself!"

……

……

coastal city.

The decoration and atmosphere of the cafe are extremely elegant.

As soon as you enter the door, you will be greeted by the strong aroma of coffee, making you feel comfortable and happy.The whole space is spacious and bright, the interior design is simple and exquisite, and the materials used are meticulous.

There is a decoration on the wall displaying all kinds of coffee utensils, such as coffee pots, hand pour cups, manual grinders and so on.

The seats in the store are divided into a sofa area and a long table area. There are some very comfortable pillows in the sofa area, and the long table area provides convenience for customers who need to work or gather together.

The music in the store is soft and emotional, as if it can directly take people to a romantic distance.Each window is a floor-to-ceiling window, making the whole space appear more open.In a coffee shop away from the hustle and bustle, sipping a cup of fragrant coffee, reading a good book, or chatting with friends for a while makes people feel very comfortable.

This is the best place for a blind date that Lin Jie has carefully summed up in half a year.

Lin Jie, who was wearing a suit, tie and gold-rimmed glasses, was sitting upright in his seat, his eyes wandering between the two in front of him.

I have to say that today's blind date is the best girl Lin Jie has met in the past six months.

Although this girl is dressed very plainly, she looks absolutely beautiful.Her eyebrows are high, her skin is fair and delicate, and there is a wisp of light bangs on her forehead, which looks fresh and refined.

Especially the opponent's figure made Lin Jie unable to move his eyes away.

It is the type that is absolutely easy to give birth to.

"Hey, what are you looking at?"

The neutral voice pulled Lin Jie out of his fantasy.

He frowned and looked at the person next to the girl - a person of unknown gender.

Zhou Wen wore a wig and frowned. She deliberately put on makeup, and painted the soft parts to look sharper.

But even so, it looks like a tomboy.

Zhou Wen naturally knew that she couldn't pretend to be a boy.

After all, this is not a novel. People in the real world have eyes and brains. Even if a woman disguises herself as a man, even if she can't see it at first glance, she will be able to see it after two more glances.

So today's Zhou Wen.

It's a T.

Lin Jie's eyes lingered on Zhou Wen's face for a long time.

I just think that the other party's face is really good-looking, and it looks very familiar.

This made Zhou Wen couldn't help getting goosebumps all over her body.

No, T also likes it?
Seemingly aware of the unkindness in Zhou Wen's eyes, Lin Jie smiled awkwardly, adjusted his glasses, and said:

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Lin Jie, the son of Aunt Wang's family. My mother and Xiao Rong's mother are very good friends."

Zhou Wen nodded: "Yes, square dancing friends."

Lin Jie choked for a moment, and continued:

"I like to get straight to the point. Xiao Rong is the type I like very much. Let me tell you about my situation. My family has two houses. Of course, one house will definitely be reserved for my parents in the future. I am now There is a scooter, which is not a good car, just a BMW."

Although Lin Jie said that it was not a "good car," his face had a strange sense of arrogance, obviously he wanted to be humble, but he was afraid that he would be taken as modesty.

Zhou Wen's eyes narrowed with a smile.

"BMW! That's a luxury car!"

"Hehe, this young lady knows cars. In fact, there are quite a few luxury cars, just means of transportation."

"What department?"

Lin Jie hesitated for a moment, then smiled awkwardly:

"X1..."

"Oh! It's amazing!"

Zhou Wen nodded with a serious face, making Lin Jie wonder for a moment whether the other party really thought it was awesome, or was mocking him.

Lin Jie, who was afraid of being involved in this topic, immediately changed the subject.

"For the betrothal gift, my family will offer one [-], but you'd better take less..."

As if afraid of misunderstanding between the two, Lin Jie immediately began to explain:

"Actually, the custom here is like this now. Giving a bride price is actually to earn fame. Generally, women don't take too much. After all, if I get the money back, I have to pay back the car loan... It's also for the two of us." For the sake of my future life..."

Zhou Wen's eyes were about to roll to the sky.

Bao Xiaorong's mother urged Bao Xiaorong to go on a blind date every day, wanting to get a girl, but ended up finding someone like this?
"Are you sure, eighty-eight thousand...can earn you fame?"

Lin Jie chuckled twice: "Let's just go through the motions. Money is too material. I think two people living together mainly depends on whether they can fit together spiritually."

Zhou Wen sneered, and looked up and down the other party's straight suit.

"The suit is nice."

Hearing Zhou Wen's praise, Lin Jie subconsciously tidied up with a smile, and subconsciously focused on Zhou Wen.

To be honest, if you look at the delicacy of the facial features, it seems that this young lady with short hair looks better than her blind date...

And up to now, the blind date has not spoken, but this young lady has been communicating with him very happily.

Is the other party interested in yourself?
Just as Lin Jie was thinking about it, he heard Zhou Wen say:

"Where does Mr. Lin work now? Dressed like this, he looks like an executive of the company, right?"

Lin Jie laughed twice.

"No, actually I wanted to come here for a change of clothes, but the company worked overtime temporarily, and I couldn't handle that project without me. I was worried that I would be delayed on the road, so I had to come here like this. In fact, in daily life, I belong to the trendy man. Kind of."

Zhou Wen is about to leave.

Trendy man, I surpass your mother.

Coastal City is a county-level city. There are no large group companies, and most of them are factory-based manufacturing.

It's 2021, who wears a suit to get off work every day? !
I really think I am acting in a TV series! !
Lin Jie obviously didn't realize that Zhou Wen's complexion had become ugly. He only felt that the girl on the opposite side seemed to be chatting with him very happily, so he couldn't help asking:
"Miss, we have talked until now, but we still don't know that you are..."

Zhou Wen smiled casually, raised her hand and hooked it on Bao Xiaorong's shoulder.

"Me, I'm her boyfriend."

Lin Jie: "???"

"What kind of expression is that on your face? It's already 2021. Have you never seen a handsome T?"

Lin Jie opened his mouth wide, his gaze wandering back and forth between the two.

"You mean, you two are... the same?"

"Hmm!"

Zhou Wen nodded, as if she didn't feel anything wrong at all.

She even hooked Bao Xiaorong over with one arm, and kissed Bao Xiaorong's flushed cheek exaggeratedly.

A look of obvious sullenness appeared on Lin Jie's face.

He stood up, pointed at the two, and said angrily:
"Are you two playing with me here?"

Zhou Wen's expression turned cold.

"As long as you are a normal person today, I will even confess my relationship with Xiao Rong with a little apology, but unfortunately you are not."

"You're a scum."

Lin Jie was furious, and the veins on his forehead were twitching wildly.

Zhou Wen frowned and looked at Lin Jie, subconsciously protecting Bao Xiaorong behind her.

This kind of pretending to be a B-boy, the ghost knows what he will do if he tears his face.

In the end, after waiting for a long time, Lin Jie finally heard Lin Jie shout:
"You wait for me, I will tell my mother when I go back, see if my mother will teach your mother to dance in the square in the future!!"

Bao Xiaorong: "..."

Zhou Wen: "..."

Looking at Lin Jie who got up and left angrily, Bao Xiaorong heaved a sigh of relief.

"ended?"

"ended."

"Thank you, Xiaowen."

"It's okay, what's the matter, is my boyfriend boyfriend Li Max?"

Bao Xiaorong nodded.

"It would be great if Xiaowen was a boy."

Zhou Wen: "..."

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, right?
(End of this chapter)