What is a witch mid laner?

Chapter 31 This man is good at teasing girls (4000 for follow-up reading)
"Brothers, wait, I ordered a companion for you."

Zhou Wen changed to a gold rank account, created a room, turned her head to look in the direction of JackeyLove, and shouted:

"Yu Wenshui, where did you get that voice changer from before?"

JackeyLove, who was eating supper, wiped his mouth and said helplessly:
"Sister Bi, my name is Yu Wenbo."

"Okay, Yu Wenshui."

"...I'll pass it on to you directly. By the way, how do you know that I have this kind of thing?"

Zhou Wen clicked to receive the file and tried to debug it.

"The left hand said, he said that when you are free, you like to turn on the voice changer and go fishing at the low end."

Facing JackeyLove's glare, he scratched the hair on the back of his head awkwardly with his left hand.

"Sister Bi, how do you sell your teammates?"

"Zhuo Ding! I beat you to death!"

Zhou Wen ignored the conflicts that erupted in Taobao, and was completely silent in the magnetic male voice after the voice changer was adjusted.

"Brothers, how about this voice? The magnetism is gentle, and it sounds like a domineering president!"

[Zhuo, I'm Yue. 】

[The effect of the show like this? 】

[God B, you have received supernatural powers! 】

Zhou Wen was obviously a bit over the top, and said happily:

"One counts as one in the live broadcast room. Today's class is very important to you. Remember to take notes. Little Sunflower's mother's class is starting!"

"For girls, the first impression is very important. You can skip the good-looking lesson. What I'm going to teach today is how to quickly show your core advantages in front of girls, so as to change the other party's perception of your appearance. bias."

[Let's go, I don't need to listen to such a handsome b. 】

[Unfortunately, although I want to learn, those girls are too superficial and only look at my handsome face. 】

[Zhu Yuchen's real name is handsome. 】

Zhou Wen sneered: "You will die if you don't brag, you guys, sit down and listen to the class!"

"Speaking like you in my live broadcast room is destined to die alone, so you have to learn to change your way of speaking. Sometimes changing the angle can have a completely different effect."

Zhou Wen sat on a chair and talked eloquently, not noticing that the training room was quiet.

Ah Shui, who was the farthest away from Zhou Wen, still had a large piece of meat in his mouth and forgot to chew it, so he listened with pricked ears.

"To give you an analogy, for example, there is a female college student who goes to a nightclub to accompany drinks at night. It doesn't sound very good, but if you say that a nightclub lady insists on going to college to attend lectures during the day, it is full of positive energy. .”

"If you say that you are a scholar and start a company, you will be despised, and you will be considered secular and a scum, but if you say you are a businessman, and you will study academics while doing business, then others will be in awe. Respect, I respectfully call you a Confucian businessman."

"That's why the artistic charm of language is here. When you change the angle and put it another way, everything will change, and all of this will produce heights. Especially for girls, the favorite thing is sweet talk."

"When I meet a girl I like, if I say, I want to sleep with you, you will call me a hooligan, but if I say, I want to get up with you, then I am Xu Zhimo."

【66666. 】

[Learned, it turns out that Sister Bi likes this one. 】

[Sister Pen, Xu Zhimo invites you to wake up together online. 】

[Damn, this woman pretended to be here again! 】

It didn't take long for Zhou Wen's companionship to come.

"Hi, hello, can you hear me?"

Zhou Wen's eyes lit up when she heard the soft and soft female voice coming from the earphones.

"Brothers, just by hearing this voice, you can tell that the opposite is a soft girl. We need to use our masculine charm at this time."

[Sister Pen, put away the idiotic smile on your face! 】

[Stop messing around, where did you get your masculinity? 】

【It's over, Sister Bi is already in a daze. 】

Zhou Wen ignored the ridicule on the barrage, cleared her throat, and then turned on the microphone.

"Hello, I can hear you."

Listening to her magnetic male voice in the earphones, Zhou Wen herself was a little intoxicated.

"That...boss..."

"Don't call me boss, call me brother."

"Uh, let me call you the boss..."

Zhou Wen's face darkened, and she glanced at the bullet screen aside, and she saw the screen full of ridicule.

[Laughing to death, a dream start. 】

【"Let me call you the boss". 】

[Sister Pen's masculinity doesn't seem to be sufficient. 】

Zhou Wen was a little annoyed by the lack of interest in this companion, so she heard the other party continue to say:

"Boss, it's my first time to pick up a companion, so...maybe I'm not very good at it...do you want to change it?"

Zhou Wen: "?"

Chilling!
Does this sister know what she is talking about!
She was actually rejecting the invitation of Zhou Bages Dorrell Zongjid Shekefuwen!
hateful!

Zhou Wen turned off the game voice, forced a smile on her face, and said:

"This younger sister is very advanced. She is using a trick called playing hard to get with me. Very good, she has successfully stimulated my desire to conquer."

[Is it possible that people think your voice changer is too ugly. 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Sister Bi, is there really no one you care about in this world? 】

"It's okay, I'll just teach you, don't worry, I'm very strong."

Zhou Wen made her tone as gentle as possible.

"Hey... is it really possible..."

"of course can!"

Zhou Wen directly pressed to start matching.

Are you kidding me, a mere gold and silver rank, can't she get it?
"Brothers, this little sister hasn't realized my strength yet. It only takes one game and she will be completely conquered by me. Many people may think that to find a companion to play with, it is necessary to play AD, so as to promote each other's friendship. Feelings, but let me tell you, it's wrong, it's wrong!"

"Think about it, if you play ADC, first of all, ADC is doomed to be a crispy skin, without the courage to stand up to the sky, and secondly, you need support to protect you. This is obviously not in line with the psychology of girls seeking a sense of security."

"So, I chose to play top laner."

The barrage was speechless and could only buckle a 6.

While talking, Zhou Wen sneakily tossed a copper coin.

[Get the blessing of a true hero: When the enemy has the "rich, female" attribute, give enough targets, and the attribute will be improved; when the friendly party has the "rich, female" attribute, give enough targets, the authority attribute Decrease, but at the end of each game, you will get a permanent increase in the attributes of the body. 】

[Note 1: This attribute will be greatly improved when fighting the IG team. 】

[True hero "youdang": Do you want to be a licking dog for the rest of your life, or a real hero for a second. 】

Looking at the new blessing she just received, Zhou Wen had a strange expression on her face.

Youdang, isn't that the RW jungler you just fought against?
This sudden blessing effect made Zhou Wen unable to react for a while, but soon remembered the only ADC in LOL with a 100% winning rate.

WXZ.

In a match between VG and IG, WXZ went into battle with a pair of binoculars, and VG "cryed for his father and mother."

In that "8 Guaranteed 1" game, only Youdang's Xin Zhao stood up and became a hero.

In a wave of battles on the road, youdang Xin Zhao killed WXZ alone in the grass, and WXZ sent an emoticon package before dying and liked it.

Perhaps it was this praise that touched Youdang's nerves, and since then triggered Xin Zhao's continuous attacks on WXZ again and again, targeting Laman.

And on the follow-up IG high ground, WXZ's Jhin was in a 1V1 real man duel with Ding Huang, and it was youdang's Xin Zhao, who suddenly flashed over and killed WXZ.

In that battle, while youdang became a real hero, he was also "retired on the spot" by the barrage.

"Well, boss... are you going to play on the road?"

Zhou Wen was silent for a while, her sinful eyes looked at the ID named "Little Baozi".

[Sorry, [-]rd and [-]th double row, top laner for ADC, thank you. 】

Zhou Wen pressed the Enter key and said:

"No, I play AD, you assist me."

"Little Baozi" was obviously at a loss: "I...I'm very good...and you are lying, the position you chose is the top order."

"do not mind the details."

Generally speaking, most people will give in to those who need a position in this kind of double row.

The second floor readily agreed.

"Boss, what kind of assistance do you plan to ask for?"

"I like to play more aggressively, you can get a hard assist."

"Ah..." Xiao Baozi hesitated a little, "I'm sorry boss, I'm not very good at playing hard support..."

Zhou Wen's tone changed: "I can't even play hard assistants, why are you playing with me! Go home and raise pigs!"

Buns:"?"

Barrage:【? 】

"But...but I...how about changing someone, boss..."

"When you encounter setbacks, you just want to escape? Are you such a person who has no ideals and no ambitions?"

"not me……"

"Take the robot."

Zhou Wen didn't know what kind of mood "Little Baozi" chose the robot on the other side of the screen, but from the other party's tone, she could hear that the poor little Baozi seemed to be about to cry.

Zhou Wen felt a little guilty in her heart, but when she thought of the permanent attribute improvement, she could only apologize in her heart:
"I'm sorry, poor little bun, when I run out of you, I will repay you well."

At this time, the barrage finally responded.

[When it comes to face changing, it has to be Sister Bi. 】

[This accompanying player may not have read the almanac when taking orders today. 】

[Substituted in, I have already begun to feel wronged. 】

[Is this the class of Little Sunflower's mother? Got it. 】

[I just tried it on my girlfriend, the hospital's WIFI is very good, and watching Sister Bi's live broadcast is not stuck at all. 】

[I'm crying to death, this man is good at flirting with girls. 】

"Why did you run down the road when you came up? Come and play a first-level regiment!"

"Oh... sorry boss."

"No, how come you can Q empty when someone stands on your face?"

"I'm sorry...boss."

"This place is for vision, what if the opposing jungler comes to gank?"

"Sorry……"

"You go into the grass, press your body forward! How can I make up the knife when you hide behind me?"

"right……"

"You don't need to be fooled when playing support!"

"..."

"I counted, you played Q ten times, empty seven times, and pulled pawns three times. Are you serious?"

"Boss...how about changing you after this fight?"

"It's okay, don't worry, let's take our time, you can still play, believe in yourself."

"Thank... thank you boss."

"I'm really convinced! What are you doing to A while standing under the tower? Are you here to be funny?!"

"..."

At the end of a game, Zhou Wen stretched contentedly.

[In this game, you put enough targeted pressure on the key people, gained the appreciation of the soul of the hero, and obtained a slight increase in the attributes of the body. 】

Some people are happy, others are naturally sad.

After experiencing a whole round of high-pressure games, with the explosion of his own base, "Little Baozi" completely fell into autism.

Seeing the screen full of bullet screens all feeling sorry for the poor accompanying lady, Zhou Wen found out with joy that she also felt that she couldn't always catch a young lady in harm's way.

"still there?"

"It's... it's..."

The little bun's voice was three degrees softer, like a frightened kitten.

"I placed five orders, and now I don't want to make any more orders. The remaining four orders will be given to you."

"Oh... well... ah?"

Maybe it was because Zhou Wen's KFC got too far, so that Xiao Baozi had already obeyed Zhou Wen's words, and it took a while to react.

"This...it's not allowed, then I...I'll give it back to you, I played too badly, I'll give you all five, I'm sorry."

"No, I'll send you off as soon as I say it."

The little bun stopped talking, and just when Zhou Wen was about to leave the room, she heard a faint sobbing sound from the earphones.

And the voice became louder and louder, and finally turned into howling!
Oops!

Don't play this girl badly!

Zhou Wen thumped in her heart, and was about to speak when she heard the little bun crying:

"Yes... I'm sorry, it's because I'm too bad, which affected your mood of playing games. I understand, you think I'm too bad, so you don't want to play with me... Boss, you are a good person, and you gave me five orders, I'm sorry for you...Wow!!!"

"No," the other party's sudden attack put Zhou Wen in a helpless and passive situation, "I didn't mean that, I really have something to play with."

"really?"

Xiao Baozi's voice is soft and waxy, with a nasal sound that makes people feel distressed.

"Really."

"Then I'll wait for you! I'll save it for you first!"

"It's really unnecessary."

"Boss! Don't worry! I will definitely train the robot well! I will definitely not cheat you next time!"

Zhou Wen smiled, and didn't care too much about this kind of scene, just perfunctory:

"Okay, let's talk about it next time, I'm off."

The moment she exited the room, she heard Xiao Baozi's shy voice coming from the earphone.

"Thank you, brother..."

boom!
The screen is full of barrage, awe-inspiring!
【666666! 】

[I'm Zhuo, I still have to be God B, I've learned! 】

[I take back what I said earlier, this person has two hands in flirting with girls! ! ! 】

[Poor young lady playing with you, she was UFO by Sister Pen just like that. 】

[Is this the method of psychoanalysis? It's so terrifying! 】

Zhou Wen smiled awkwardly, turned her head, and found that 369 was standing behind her, eyes full of longing and admiration.

"369, why are you standing behind me?"

369 has a serious face: "Sister Bi, is this just dragging, I seem to have realized it."

6.

After the live broadcast ended, Zhou Wen stood up, moved her body, and her phone rang.

Looking at the unfamiliar number, Zhou Wen hesitated for a moment, but Zhou Wen still pressed the answer button.

A soft female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello? Is it Xiaowen? I heard from my aunt that you are also in Shanghai now?"

(End of this chapter)