What is a witch mid laner?

Chapter 73 Rainbow fart from Zhihu (5K)

Topsports e-sports club base.

Karsa looked at the phone with a smile, then clicked to share, and sent it to a group chat called "Sister Bi Nursery".

"Sister Bi, look at this article I posted in the group, this person's analysis is too good."

Zhou Wen, who was ordering a barbecue for Ah Shui, picked up her mobile phone, first looked at the distance of the riders on the app, and said:

"Ah Shui, the takeaway is coming soon, go and get it."

Ah Shui hesitated for a moment, showing bitterness: "Sister Bi, I don't really want to eat today."

"It's all ordered, whoever eats it if you don't eat it."

"Give it to Brother Ka and the others."

Karsa, who was named, was about to nod when she was stared at by Zhou Wen.

"We don't eat it, you eat it yourself."

"Did you hear, Dashui, it's time for barbecue."

"Oh okay."

Ah Shui stood up and walked outside.

This kid is always able to push back when asked him to do something else, but he is never ambiguous when asked him to take takeaway.

369 watched Ah Shui walk out of the door, and then said:

"Sister Bi, why did you invite Ah Shui to barbecue again?"

Zhou Wen raised her eyebrows: "What do you mean again, it's just the fourth time this week."

"But it's only Thursday, and you never eat yourself."

"I just like to focus on letting others eat."

White Crescent heard the conversation between the two and came over.

"Sister Bi, Ah Shui has a girlfriend."

Zhou Wen: "?"

White Crescent's light words immediately made Zhou Wen red and warm, and jumped up from the chair with bare feet.

"Xiaobai, what are you talking about! I only like girls, you don't think I like that little fat guy Ah Shui! I invite him to eat alone because it is too expensive to invite all of you to eat together !"

"Then you don't have to invite him."

Karsa came to make up the knife.

"What do you know?" Zhou Wen snorted, "This is my plan to inflate God."

"Clap."

Fragile bags fell to the ground, and steaming food was scattered all over the place.

Ah Shui walked to the door with a lonely face: "Sister Bi, I won't eat in the future."

A look of embarrassment appeared on Zhou Wen's face, she picked up the sandals with her toes, and ran back to her room with a kick.

As soon as he turned on the phone, he saw a message from [A Shui Weight Loss Program Group].

Karsa: I still have to be Sister Bi, plan to pass.

369: Ah Shui said that he will not eat barbecue this year.

Karsa: By the way, Miss Bi, have you read that article?

Your father: Not yet, go and see now.

Zhou Wen switched back to the group chat at the nursery school and clicked on a certain Zhihu link.

[How do you view the female player Pencil who is currently in full swing in LPL? 】

Behind this question, there is a hot comment with 10,000+ likes.

[Thank you, I am in the Caribbean and just became a pirate.

Thanks to the rare signal when I docked, I saw the problem of the subject. To be honest, I have been wandering on the sea for more than three months, and I have seen a lot of strange things, but I don’t have the feeling that I saw this problem for the first time. outrageous.

LPL female player in full swing?

Thinking about it, this is again the method of the heinous capitalist hype.

I declare in advance that I am not discriminating against women, but history tells us that e-sports is indeed not suitable for women.

But now you tell me that there is a woman who is in full swing in LPL?

Hehe, I sneered twice, how can I be so prosperous?

Acting coquettishly, or singing and dancing?

I have to admit that the League of Legends has indeed gone downhill in recent years, but what I didn't expect is, does the League already need to rely on this method to gain attention? ! 】

[7.18 update.

Sorry, I was wrong.

I want to apologize to the Pencil player, to the fans who like the Pencil player, and to the league officials.

He was in Yunchuan and had just been deported back to China.

As soon as I turned on the phone, I saw a lot of news, among which the most talked about was, let me go to understand and then comment.

I went to find out.

Now, I am here to kowtow to you, please forgive my sloppy and self righteous.

In order to make up for my mistakes, I stayed up late and watched all Pencil's game videos, and I will talk about the conclusion first.

This is an unprecedented person who is enough to surpass all the top players of all time—God!

In order to prove that I am not brainless, next, I will give detailed examples, why Pencil is a god!

Here I want to ask you a question first.

What are the requirements for an outstanding professional player?
Excellent consciousness, superb laning skills, excellent overall view, or team battle operations with wonderful details?
In fact, as long as a professional player can achieve one of the top, it is enough to become an obvious player to be remembered by people!

And those who can do two or three of these at the same time are all those who stand at the top of the pyramid.

But Pencil, in my opinion, she did it all!And all done to the extreme!

Whether it is roaming support or as a core output, I can hardly see any incompatibility with Pencil!

She's like a pentagonal warrior with all her skills maxed out!Such a professional player, I have only seen some similarities in the Great Demon King at his peak!
In terms of being a professional player, I think Pencil has achieved the ultimate!

What shocked me the most, however, is that the Pencil is so much more than that!
After I finished watching Tobobo's Hero Mic, I fell into long-term doubts.

Can a person really do this?

I thought about it for a long time, and the answer is no.

Unless she is a god!
Top Fight's BP and tactical layout are all planned by Pencil.

But friends who have seen the hero Mike Crazy should know that White Crescent is the head coach, but one of the most important responsibilities during the BP is-passing the microphone.

Moreover, Pecnil's BP ability is really breathtaking, even unbelievable.

This girl can sit on the player's seat in Taobao with a calm face, and she can choose the lineup for her opponent without saying anything!

I carefully compared the voices of several games, and found that many times, the heroes selected by the opponent seem to have been prepared for them by Pencil in advance.

In the game against IG, the phrase "I want them to take the lineup I want" really shocked me.

That confident and indifferent tone, as if everything was under her guidance.

For this reason, I went to listen to the hero Mike Crazy in several other teams. Interestingly, from the mouths of these coaches and players, the word I heard most was "bug".

Pencil's BP even made the coaches of all the teams wonder whether Taobo had eavesdropped on their tactical plan in advance!
What shocked me the most was that in the game against LGD, Xiye said something very surprised: "How did they know that we were going to take cards?"

I specifically went to check LGD's record. Since the summer split, the hero card card has not appeared in Xiye's hero pool at all, and this hero is not a strong hero in the current version.

Obviously, in that game, LGD wanted to use the card to release a "ultimate move", but the "ultimate move" was cut off by Pencil before it could be charged.

If it is said that the other BP is that Pencil has superhuman wisdom and psychology, then the matter of pulling cards obviously cannot be explained by this reason!
Combined with several famous scenes played by Pecnil, such as the male gun that instantly kills Peanut with blind vision, the male sword that follows youdang's jungle like a shadow, and the controversial fourth-level stone beetle instant kill jungler before his debut, etc... …

According to Pencil herself, this is her "psychoanalysis".

I can't understand, so I can only choose to believe.

But after believing these uncanny times, a thought never left my mind.

Pencil players have a well-known habit. Before the start of each game, there is a link of throwing copper coins for "fortune".

There is a record in "Zhou Li": witches, also called Wu Zhu, Zhu Zi, and Zhu Shi, can dance to descend and communicate with gods, and offer sacrifices to Sheji mountains and rivers. They are usually responsible for exorcising evil spirits, cleaning, praying for rain, and praying for good weather.

Perhaps, this is the Miko mid laner! 】

Zhou Wen's face was flushed red after reading this little essay that made rainbow farts go up to the sky, but she didn't know who wrote it, it really embarrassed her.

The toes are about to dig out the bed sheet out of a military bunker.

The most embarrassing thing for her was that under this comment, there was a group of fans applauding, which made me feel ashamed to death.

……

……

Bao Xiaorong sighed, staring at the children sitting on the seats not far away, playing with the toys provided by the children's package, in a daze.

"Brilliant!!"

The deliberately low voice reached her ears, Bao Xiaorong turned her head and looked to her side.

The boy looked to be only about eighteen or nineteen years old, and he should be a student who came out to do a summer job. At this time, half of his body was lying on the counter, staring at the phone intently.

"Xiao Li, I told you many times, don't play with your mobile phone during working hours."

Bao Xiaorong walked to his side, but her tone could not hear any sense of majesty.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment, it will be gone soon!"

Hearing Li Lei's words, Bao Xiaorong was rarely angry, and was about to speak when a man's voice suddenly came from the phone.

"Pencil! It's Pencil again, standing up again, holding the three people on the opposite side by one person, and sending it to IG for a wave of destruction!!"

Li Lei was so immersed in the video that he didn't notice that Bao Xiaorong beside him was also watching quietly, and he was fascinated by it.

"I'm Zhuo, sister Bi is too awesome..."

After watching the video, Li Lei sighed with emotion, only to realize that Bao Xiaorong had been standing by his side without speaking.

He put the phone into his pocket in embarrassment, scratched his head, and said:

"I'm sorry, Miss Rong, I was too engrossed in watching it just now."

"Ah?" Bao Xiaorong had an unexpected expression on her face, and then she realized, "Oh oh oh."

She pretended to be angry, but her tone still sounded very gentle.

"From now on, you are not allowed to look at your mobile phone during working hours, do you hear me?"

"Hey, I got it," Li Lei said with a playful smile, obviously he didn't take Bao Xiaorong's warning to heart, "I know Miss Xiaorong is the best, so don't tell the store manager."

Seeing that Bao Xiaorong was silent, Li Lei continued:

"It's mainly because I got to work too late last night, and I didn't even see my idol's match, so I couldn't hold back."

Hearing Li Lei's words, Bao Xiaorong said doubtfully:
"Idol?"

"That's right." When mentioning idols, the boy's eyes glowed hotly, and his tone became lively, "As for the game I just watched, that pencil, a professional player, is my idol. Don't you know Xiao Rong? Sister, she is amazing, she is the only female player in the LPL, and she is super strong, she has just debuted, and she has educated many top mid laners, if only I could be as good as him."

Bao Xiaorong listened quietly, with a proud expression on her face unconsciously.

Perhaps because he didn't get feedback, Li Lei stopped in embarrassment and smiled:

"Look, why am I telling you this, you definitely don't understand."

This sentence immediately angered Bao Xiaorong, she put her hands on her hips and said dissatisfiedly:
"Who said I don't understand."

"Hi," Li Lei waved his hand, "Miss Xiaorong is so pretty, she looks like she's ready to go, how could she understand about our two stinging apes?"

"Two-thorn ape? What kind of monkey is that?"

Bao Xiaorong was stunned.

Li Lei spread his hands, obviously not intending to explain.

This made Bao Xiaorong even more dissatisfied.

"Who said that everyone who likes Xiaowen is from the two thorn apes you mentioned? There are so many people who like her, how can you represent a group."

"Eh?" Li Lei was taken aback, and looked at Bao Xiaorong in surprise, "Sister Xiaorong, did you mean Xiaowen a pencil? How do you know there is Wen in her name?"

"Of course I know!" Perhaps because she felt underestimated by a little brother, Bao Xiaorong subconsciously blurted out, "I'm also a fan of Xiaowen, and Xiaowen is my cousin!"

The air froze for three seconds.

Bao Xiaorong also noticed her slip of the tongue, and immediately shut up,
Xiaowen is her cousin, how can she talk nonsense with others!You must know that Xiaowen is a big star now, and she is just a useless college student who can't find a job and can only work at McDonald's. If this gets out, it will definitely cause trouble for Xiaowen!

Bao Xiaorong regretted endlessly, but saw Li Lei looking at him suspiciously.

"Miss Xiao Rong, so you like bragging like this, hahaha!"

He seemed to have found a confidant, and laughed heartily:

"I also always brag to others that Sister Bi is my cousin! Hahaha, but some people in our fan group like to brag and say that Sister Bi is his girlfriend. This kind of person is really too It's too much, if that guy dared to stand in front of me and say such things through the network cable, I would have punched him in the face anyway!"

As Li Lei spoke, he waved his fist confidently.

He was complacent, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a customer coming to the counter. He quickly restrained his exaggerated expression and looked at the computer screen.

"Hello, welcome."

A crisp and teasing voice reached Li Lei's ears.

"Girlfriend is fake, cousin is also fake, but cousin is real."

Li Lei was taken aback for a moment, then looked up at the person who came.

The girl in front of her was wearing a baseball cap and a high ponytail behind her.

Wearing an ordinary milky white sweater, he looks youthful and beautiful.

The brim of her hat was a little low, but it didn't prevent her from revealing the other's delicate face.

Li Lei's mouth opened slowly, but his jaw couldn't close no matter what.

"Ah... ah... ah..."

He barked for a long time, tried his best, and then shouted in a voice that was almost leaking:

"Pen... Miss Pen?!"

"Hello," Zhou Wen smiled generously and teased, "I heard that you want to recognize me as your cousin?"

"No..." Li Lei blushed like a pig's liver, "No, I'm not, I don't, I'm just talking nonsense..."

Bao Xiaorong also recovered from the surprise, lowered her voice and said:

"Ah, Xiaowen, why are you here!"

……

……

Li Lei lowered his head, looking at the group photo of himself and Zhou Wen happily, and then looked at Bao Xiaorong and Zhou Wen who were sitting not far away, and felt that he was the happiest person in the world at the moment.

Zhou Wen lowered her head and took a sip of Coke.

The cold feeling slipped from her throat to her stomach, and she couldn't help but let out a comfortable moan.

"Xiaowen, drink less Coke, your teeth will fall out if you drink too much."

Zhou Wen's expression changed.

I also ordered a cup for Bao Xiaorong.

Coke and Iced Coke are two different things.

Coke in the fridge and Coke with ice cubes are two different things again.

After drinking half a cup of Coke in one breath, Zhou Wen said:

"Xiao Rong, I want to trouble you with something."

"What's the matter, what's the trouble with me, and you have to call me cousin."

"Okay, little Rong."

Zhou Wen lowered her head and took another sip of Coke.

Coke is so delicious!

"My mother will have an operation in a while, and she will be hospitalized in the next two days for preoperative examination, so I think..."

"Okay, absolutely fine."

"Hey," Zhou Wen looked surprised, "Is it really possible?"

"Of course." Bao Xiaorong patted her chest, trembling for a while, "Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of my aunt!"

"Ah?" Zhou Wen looked blank, "That's not what I mean, I just want to ask if you have a driver's license."

"Driver's license?" Bao Xiaorong froze for a moment, "Yes."

"That's fine."

Zhou Wen smiled happily and said, "I may have to go back and forth frequently, so I will appoint you as my full-time driver today!"

Let Bao Xiaorong drive for herself first, wait until Bao Huiying is discharged from the hospital and recover, and then let Bao Xiaorong become her fan friend as a matter of course!

Zhou Wen was so happy in her heart that she couldn't help boasting: "You are really a planner!"

"It's not good, and I haven't driven a car in a long time..."

Bao Xiaorong seemed a little hesitant.

"Oh," Zhou Wen chose to start directly, grabbed Bao Xiaorong's arm and shook it, "Good sister, just help me, I will pay you a salary."

"How can you ask for salary for this kind of thing, I just..."

"Oh, please, sister, look at me..." Zhou Wen began to act with a strong sense of humor, "This demon is so big, there may be many bad guys, I am a girl, and my mother depends on each other. Now I think sister, you can... woo woo..."

Seeing the tears that were about to overflow from Zhou Wen's eyes, Bao Xiaorong couldn't bear this scene, and nodded repeatedly:

"Okay, okay, I promise you!"

(End of this chapter)