What is a witch mid laner?

Chapter 79 With Bao Xiaorong under the line?

Not sure.

It must have been a typo.

Well, it's Bao Xiaorong's WeChat.

I don't quite believe it.

It should be a system bug, try restarting the phone.

Boil! ! !
Why is it still Bao Xiaorong! !

Zhou Wen's brain was down for as long as 1 minute. Holding the phone in both hands, she looked at the familiar WeChat profile picture with a dazed expression on her face.

So, Xiao Baozi is Bao Xiaorong, and Bao Xiaorong is Xiao Baozi?
He casually ordered someone to play with, but unexpectedly found his cousin? !

No wonder every time I hear Xiao Baozi's voice, I feel very familiar, no wonder every time I go to Bao Xiaorong to help her with her homework, this girl has to use all kinds of assistance!

Case solved!
I still feel that Bao Xiaorong has been GPS by the scumbag, and every time I grit my teeth and curse the scumbag in my heart.

The clown turned out to be me? !
Thinking of the little things she had spent with Xiao Baozi during this period, Zhou Wen had goosebumps all over her body, and couldn't help shivering.

From Xiao Baozi's resistance at the beginning, to being coy later, and now yelling at each other very smoothly, the relationship between the two has also changed from playing with the boss to "good friends" without knowing it.

Well, good friends!Absolutely nothing outlandish in it!
But when she thought that Xiao Baozi was actually Bao Xiaorong, Zhou Wen felt bad all over.

Bao Xiaorong is her cousin, and she is Bao Xiaorong's brother.

What kind of weird ethical relationship is this? !

it's over...

Zhou Wen's heart was ashamed.

If Bao Xiaorong knew that the scumbag boss who molested her every day turned out to be her cousin, with Bao Xiaorong's shy character, it is estimated that the two sisters would never have to meet each other in this lifetime.

Zhou Wen is still counting on little by little to trick Bao Xiaorong into becoming her fan friend!
This is how to do……

The girl rolled on the bed irritably, from left to right, then from right to top, after a few back and forth.

With a "pia ji", it collapsed on the ground like mud.

It's over, it's over!

Fortunately, I am now a daughter. If she were a man, she would be able to make an appointment at the German orthopedic department.

"Well, how can the sister's matter be considered molesting? It's just a small, innocuous prank from my cousin. Otherwise, Bao Xiaorong will definitely understand if she confesses leniently."

Zhou Wen crawled up from the ground, sat on the ground with her back against the bed, and opened the chat box with Bao Xiaorong.

"Understand what a fart!!"

Looking at Bao Xiaorong's last sentence on the chat box, "I want to call my cousin", Zhou Wen was embarrassed to say "Actually, I am your brother".

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Zhou Wen sat cross-legged on the ground, covering her face and weeping.

I just ordered a company to play with, why should I take the responsibility now!
She stood up and paced the room, talking to herself.

"Why don't you add her and just disappear?"

"no……"

Zhou Wen looked annoyed, remembering what "Little Baozi" said to herself just now:
"Please be sure to add me, otherwise I will wait forever."

Zhou Wen couldn't help but see the image of Bao Xiaorong guarding the vacant room alone, pitifully sitting in front of the computer, waiting for her "favor".

Don't look at Bao Xiaorong's gentle temperament, but she is extremely stubborn in some things, and it feels like she can do things completely!

Otherwise, it's impossible for this girl to pester herself until now because of those five orders!

"what to do……"

Zhou Wen scratched her hair annoyedly, pushed the door open and left.

It was almost twelve o'clock in the evening, and everyone in Taobo was about to go back to rest, and Zhou Wen stopped them directly.

She looked serious: "Wait a minute, there is a very important thing to discuss with everyone, I hope you can help me find a way."

Hearing Zhou Wen's words, everyone who had been yawning suddenly became full of energy.

It must be a big deal to be able to stop the matter of Sister Bi, the fortune teller!

Everyone moved their chairs over one after another and formed a circle. If it wasn't for the fact that there was no way to make firewood in the base, it would have felt like talking at night around the fire.

Bai Yueya looked worried: "Xiaowen, what's bothering you so much?"

Zhou Wen's complexion changed for a while, and she struggled for a long time before slowly opening her mouth:
"Well, I have a friend..."

After listening to Zhou Wen's narration, 369 turned pale with shock:

"Sister Bi, that friend of yours is really not a man. How could he bully his cousin like this! This kind of behavior is too despicable and hateful. I think you should stop doing this kind of shit, and break up with her!"

369 As soon as these words came out, Zhou Wen's face turned black, and the white crescent moon and Karsa turned pale with shock!

This typical "I have a friend" opening, it is estimated that only 369 can't understand!
White Crescent stood up, and directly wanted to send 369 back to the room.

"369, I think you are quite tired, go back and rest early."

369 is still struggling: "I'm not tired, I'm just annoyed when I hear this, Sister Bi, why do you have such a nasty friend, break up, you have to break up!"

Seeing that Zhou Wen's complexion was getting worse and worse, the white crescent covered 369's mouth, threw 369 out, and closed the door behind her backhand with a "bang".

He turned around with an awkward smile on his face, and was about to speak when the door was knocked twice.

"Sister Bi! This kind of scum must break off friendship, I support you!"

The scene was once like a cemetery in the middle of the night, lifeless.

Zhou Wen forcibly pulled up the muscles at the corners of her mouth, showing a smile uglier than crying:
"What 369 said also makes sense. My friend is actually...our relationship is average...you understand me, not the kind that is particularly close, but it just happened that she asked me, so I thought..."

"Stop talking about Miss Bi, we understand."

Ah Shui nodded seriously.

The prophet, who had been silent all this time, seemed to have reacted suddenly. He clenched his fist with his right hand and tapped it on the palm of his left hand with a snap, attracting everyone's attention.

"I understand. If the friend Sister Pen refers to is not someone else, then this friend should be herself."

"boom!"

The white crescent's smile became more and more far-fetched.

"The prophet is a kid who likes to talk nonsense, don't take it to heart."

The left hand looked blank: "It seems that what he said just now is not nonsense, I analyzed it carefully, the amount of information in his words is still very large, it should mean that that friend is..."

"boom!"

White Crescent locked the door, clapped her hands, and let out a long sigh of relief as if she had finally cleaned up the garbage.

"Xiaowen, don't worry, everyone here should be normal people."

Zhou Wen was silent for a while, then said, "I'm tired, I want to go back and rest."

Karsa, who had been meditating all this time, spoke at this time:
"Wait a minute, Miss Bi, can you see if this works. You ask your friend to add her cousin with a small account, and then say that you are going abroad, and you will not have the opportunity to play League of Legends in the future. Use a white lie to tell this story Draw a perfect ending."

Hearing Karsa's opinion, Zhou Wen's eyes lit up.

Still coffee is the most reliable.

Without thinking too much, she took out her phone and created a small account.

Anyway, everyone knows who this friend is, so there is no point in pretending.

"Remember to make Moments visible for even three days, so that my cousin won't suspect that it's a trumpet."

Karsa made another constructive comment.

Zhou Wen nodded again and again, full of praise for Karsa in her heart.

Enter Bao Xiaorong's WeChat ID, just sent out the application, and the other side quickly accepted it, obviously they have been waiting for themselves.

[Make a bun]: "Ah, I thought you were lying to me again, so you won't add me."

Obviously Bao Xiaorong was in a very good mood.

With so many dog-headed military officers watching, Zhou Wen was afraid that Bao Xiaorong would say something strange again, so she decided to get straight to the point and tell the other party that she was going to study abroad, but before she could finish typing, she saw Bao Xiaorong sent another message sent a message.

[Make a bun]: "Well, I'm sorry, there's something I want to tell you..."

Whether it's White Crescent or Karsa Ah Shui, there is a look of extreme excitement on their faces at this time!
This standard opening remarks!

Confession? !
Cousin and cousin confess!
They probably won't see this outrageous plot for the second time in their life, and TV dramas don't dare to shoot it like this, it's so exciting!

Zhou Wen also started to panic, typing faster, and Bao Xiaorong sent a voice message directly.

The fingers holding the phone were trembling slightly.

She really didn't dare to click on this voice, for fear that there might be something outrageous in it.

"Sister Bi, listen to this, knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win a hundred battles!"

Instigated by Karsa, Zhou Wen could only turn on the voice, and Bao Xiaorong's slightly disappointed voice came from the phone.

"Brother, I may not be able to play games with you in the future, because I may have to go back to my hometown after a while..."

Disappointed expressions appeared on the faces of the people who ate melons.

Zhou Wen breathed a sigh of relief, and her beating heart finally calmed down. At that moment, she was even thinking about how to politely reject the other party.

However, her mood did not improve. I remember that Bao Xiaorong mentioned to her some time ago that the second aunt had found several blind dates for her. This time, she probably couldn't bear the nagging of the second aunt and was going to go back to the blind date. .

Bao Xiaorong is very resistant to this, but she can't find a suitable job here. The second aunt oppresses her every day with the fact that her cousin is about to graduate from technical secondary school and get married. Yuedu sent most of her salary back home, but the second aunt was obviously very dissatisfied with this meager income.

Bao Xiaorong seemed to be regarded as a salable commodity in that home.

Seeing that Zhou Wen's expression was not right, Karsa said:

"Sister Bi, this is a good thing. Look at it carefully. It's impossible for you and your cousin. This matter ends here. It's best that you also say that you are going to study abroad, so that you don't need to contact me in the future."

Karsa obviously misunderstood.

Zhou Wen rolled her eyes and didn't make any excuses. After thinking about it, she couldn't help asking:

[Altman Canyon]: "What are you going home for?"

[Make a bun]: "I'm too tired to be outside alone, so I want to go home and rest."

[Altman Canyon]: "Well, don't wrong yourself."

This time, Bao Xiaorong didn't reply in seconds, and it took a long time to send a good one.

Zhou Wen sighed and was about to cut off the trumpet when she saw another set of messages from Bao Xiaorong.

[Pack a bun]: "Well, I heard that you are also in Shanghai, if it is convenient, can we meet?"

Zhou Wen's eyes widened and she was numb.

Karsa had an expression of resentment: "Oh, sister Bi, you shouldn't have talked so much with her, look at you, you've gone into people's hearts!"

Zhou Wen was thinking about how to refuse. It was absolutely impossible for her to meet Bao Xiaorong, otherwise her molesting her cousin would be exposed. Bao Xiaorong immediately sent another message.

[Make a bun]: "I don't mean anything else! I don't have any friends in Shanghai, only you... Maybe it's my wishful thinking... But I just want to, at least I feel that I have been here before."

"Can't go, absolutely can't go!"

Karsa is very rational.

Ah Shui, who hadn't spoken much all this time, hesitated for a moment, and said:

"Sister Bi, I think your cousin is so pitiful. If you don't go here, maybe..."

Karsa sneered: "Go? How? Let Sister Bi meet her cousins ​​and sisters?"

JackeyLove frowned in thought, and said to himself a little abruptly: "Sister Bi is so pretty, cousin should be pretty..."

His eyes suddenly became firm, like a strong man about to die: "Sister Bi! Promise her, I can go to the meeting for you!"

Zhou Wen kicked Ah Shui's chair, and the rollers whirled and Ah Shui floated to the corner.

If it wasn't for the kid talking to himself just now, maybe she would really come up with this method.

Bao Xiaorong is so good-looking, how could she let these guys go on a date for her!
If something really happened, how could I have the face to face my cousin? !
"I can't see it, I can't see it..."

White Crescent stroked her sparse beard, hissed, and said:

"How about...Xiao Wen, you can pretend to be a boy and meet her?"

Zhou Wen was taken aback for a moment, feeling sour for no reason.

When did I actually need to disguise myself as a man...

"It's not impossible," Karsa analyzed, "Miss Bi, the sweater you usually wear is quite neutral. When the hood is covered to cover your hair, and then you wear a mask and sunglasses, you may not be able to recognize it. "

Ah Shui slid back again: "But what about the voice, my voice changer can't be used in reality."

Zhou Wen cleared her throat, lowered her voice and said:
"is this OK?"

Karsa frowned: "It sounds a bit sissy, but under the preconceived notion, you may not be able to distinguish it, but this voice is different from your voice changer."

"It's not a big problem. You will say that you have a cold and your throat is uncomfortable. Wearing a mask like this can also explain it!"

Zhou Wen showed admiration, and gave a thumbs up to the white crescent:

"As expected of a coach, it's a pity that this brain doesn't need to be on BP."

White Crescent's complexion changed, he laughed awkwardly, and said:

"Let's meet tomorrow, settle this matter early, and play well!"

He stood up, thought for a while and asked, "Xiaowen, have you ever been in love?"

Zhou Wen shook her head: "No."

"Well, I'll go to the security department tomorrow to borrow a pair of ear-mounted walkie-talkies, and we'll give you advice then!"

……

……

The next afternoon.

Three strange customers came to McDonald's. Each of them had a pair of binoculars hanging around their necks, sitting by the window and staring nervously at the opposite coffee shop.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

The little boy stood by the table with a snotty nose and a curious expression on his finger.

White Crescent was startled, took off the binoculars, and showed what she thought was a kind smile on her face. Just as she was about to speak, a woman ran over in panic, picked up the child and ran away in a hurry, leaving only a dissatisfied reprimand Voice.

"Don't talk to weird people!"

White Crescent is a little embarrassed.

"Ah Shui, can't we find a quieter place? Look at that waitress, she keeps staring at us. I think she wants to call the police."

"What do you care about her?" Ah Shui stuck the telescope on the glass, without any intention of looking away, "This position is the best place to watch."

Karsa also lay on the glass, looking very focused, but still couldn't help but sarcastically said:
"Actually, Ah Shui just wants to eat McDonald's."

"Why hasn't the target person appeared yet?"

"Sister Bi almost bit off half of the straw."

"I heard that girls who like to bite straws are more dirty."

"No wonder Miss Bi is so filthy."

Sitting in the coffee shop, Zhou Wen's face was darkened, and she reached out and tapped on the earphones.

"Please, when you speak ill of me in the future, can you turn off the intercom first?"

There was a noisy electric sound from the earphones, and the voices of Ah Shui and Karsa could not be heard.

"It's quite obedient."

Zhou Wen muttered.

She looked up at the door and met the waiter just in time.

The other party was stunned for a moment, then a terrified expression appeared on his face, he lowered his head and stopped looking at Zhou Wen, and almost had the words "I didn't see anything" written on his face.

I can't blame the waitress, after all, Zhou Wen's dress today is really weird.

The lower body is jeans, the upper body is a gray sweater, and the hood is worn on the head.

In order not to show her long hair, Zhou Wen even tied the strings at both ends of the hood tightly, wrapping her entire face seamlessly.

It's just a little hard to breathe.

Coupled with her full armor, mask and glasses, almost her entire face is covered and airtight, she doesn't look like a good person, no wonder the waitress is so scared.

The wind chime at the door rang, and a tall girl walked in.

Zhou Wen looked up, and saw Bao Xiaorong who had been well-dressed.

The girl was wearing a milky white dress, but her exposed skin looked fairer and more translucent.

Her long black hair hung loose behind her, and she seemed to have put on a little makeup. At first glance, she was not much different from the past, but upon closer inspection, she revealed a natural charm.

Ah Shui, who was far away at McDonald's, opened his mouth wide.

"Sister Pen's cousin is really so pretty..."

White Crescent patted Ah Shui on the back of the head suddenly, and turned on the walkie-talkie.

"All of them! The beautiful girl sister rescue plan starts now!"

(End of this chapter)