What is a witch mid laner?

Chapter 83 How does this eight-fold god son sing rap?

Note: This chapter was written by the author in a state of insanity, and it is recommended to skip it.

JackeyLove is very depressed now.

Although Topball still swept RNG with a score of 2:0 and maintained a winning streak, JaceyLove couldn't be happier.

In these two games, I can't say that my performance was quite satisfactory, I can only say that it is the same with or without him.

This is a great shame for an ADC!
Especially in several waves, not only did he not perform at all, he even pushed the team to a disadvantage for a while.

As a seasoned and honored player, the criticism on the Internet has actually not had much impact on JaceyLove's mentality.

What made JackeyLove feel unbalanced was Zhou Wen's attitude towards him.

Looking at Zhou Wen who was scolding Karsa for playing wild core, Yu Wenbo felt a little bitter in his heart.

Why doesn't sister pen scold me?

The reason why Yu Wenbo's mentality was out of balance was not that Zhou Wen slandered him, but that Zhou Wen never slandered him, it was so kind to him!

You know, whether it's 369 or Karsa, whenever there is a mistake, Zhou Wen's temperament is always outspoken and violent, and she is a pressure monster.

But only Yu Wenbo was treated softly and with a pleasant face. No matter how big a mistake he made and how much loss he caused to the team, Zhou Wen would always say something to him with a smile:
"It's okay, Yu Wenshui will give you food."

what is this? !!

This kind of sharp contrast made JackeyLove feel uncomfortable all over, and even gave Ah Shui the illusion of "Is he really playing well?"

why?
why!
Why does Miss Pen treat herself differently!

Ah Shui couldn't understand it, and finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He stood up and walked to Zhou Wen with a serious tone.

"Miss Pen."

Zhou Wen, who was about to participate in the quarter-finals of the Shangdan Roader King Tournament, looked puzzled:
"What's the matter, Yu Wenshui? Do you want to eat barbecue? I'll get you some."

"no!"

JackeyLove felt like he was going crazy.

He obviously didn't realize that a certain "simple" girl was PUAing him against him.

Ah Shui's voice attracted the attention of other teammates in the trainer, and they all turned their heads to look over.

Under the gaze of everyone, Ah Shui bowed ninety degrees, and shouted almost hoarsely:
"Sister Bi, please scold me!"

air.

It seems to have solidified.

Except for Zhou Wen, everyone looked at Ah Shui in shock.

Zhou Wen was silent for a while, with an apologetic smile on her face.

"Yu Wenshui."

"Here I am!"

Ah Shui stood straight, like a college student in military training.

"that……"

Zhou Wen's face was a little tangled, and finally said:
"Although I respect your hobbies, but... this kind of thing, I may not be able to satisfy you..."

Ah Shui was stunned for a moment, and then realized how much ambiguity there was in what he said just now.

His face was flushed, and he hesitated to explain, but in the end he couldn't speak a word, rushed into the toilet, and locked the door behind him.

"I didn't expect Ah Shui to be such Ah Shui."

Karsa sighed with emotion.

"Yeah yeah."

369 echoed.

Zhou Wen smiled and turned on the live broadcast.

Most of the summer schedule has passed, and Topball is far ahead in the standings.

Since Riot announced the cancellation of the LMS division last year, the vacated World Tournament quotas have been redistributed, and one new quota has been added for the LCE division and the LPL division.

The original promotion rules of the LPL before Riot allocated more than one World Championship spot to the LPL division, the distribution of the three tickets for the LPL division is as follows: the No. 1 seed LPL Summer Champion, the No. 2 seed LPL with the highest points throughout the year, and the No. 3 seed bubbling Race No.1.

In addition to the No. 1 and No. 2 seeds, the three teams with the highest points will enter the bubbling match, and the No. 5 seed will be determined through three BO3s. Last year, the three teams of Taobao, IG, and JDG competed. In the end, IG broke through Two got the last ticket.

Due to the addition of an additional World Championship spot, this year's competition system has also changed accordingly.

First of all, the No. 10 seed remains unchanged. The champion of the summer split goes directly to S[-]. The No. [-] seed is the team with the highest points besides the summer split champion. This time, the No. [-] and No. [-] pools are changed, except for the No. [-] and No. [-] seeds. The top two teams will enter the No. [-] pool, the winner will directly become the No. [-] seed, and the loser will enter the next round to be determined. The third and fourth ranked teams except the No. [-] and No. [-] seeds will enter the No. [-] pool, and the loser will be eliminated directly. The winner plays against the loser in pool three, who becomes the fourth seed.

And Topsports has been in full swing in the summer split, and if it can continue to maintain this good state in the next games, it is absolutely possible to directly enter the world championship as the second seed with the highest points in the LPL throughout the year.

Of course, this is already an option for Topbo, because according to Topbo's current situation, even facing JDG who is in good condition can easily sweep away, and the goal is directly at the summer championship.

It's just that due to the recent tactical adjustments of Taobao, it seems that winning the games in recent games is not as easy as it was at the beginning of the season. Although the outside world has also raised doubts, neither Zhou Wen nor White Crescent are actually paying much attention to it.

While all the teams are still vying for a place in the World Championship, in fact Topball is already adjusting its tactics and lineup for the World Championship.

But now Zhou Wen still has one more thing to do, and that is the top laner challenge.

After entering the quarter-finals, the tournament organizers require the contestants to broadcast the competition live.

When Zhou Wen opened it, it was titled [Yae Shenzi, Top Dan Passerby King Challenge! 】 After the live broadcast room, countless netizens poured in.

During the round of [-], Zhou Wen's Jian Ji easily won the country's No. [-] Jax Tiger God, which attracted a lot of traffic.

But in fact, these people only account for a small part of today's live broadcast audience.

And most people are trolls.

[The anchor really knows how to gossip. 】

[Everything is hot, it really makes me sick. 】

【Your name is Yae Shenzi, so where do you put my pen sister? 】

[Pure passer-by, I suggest you change your ID. If you have the strength, why would you want to catch Sister Bi's popularity? 】

【Are you a fan of Sister Pen? 】

[Fans don't go crazy like this. 】

Looking at the furious netizens, Zhou Wen couldn't laugh or cry.

Under a strange psychological trend, she suddenly spoke:
"Yo yo yo, the anchor didn't gossip, the anchor just asked for protection!"

Here I have to praise Ah Shui who is still hiding in the toilet. This voice changer is really easy to use.

Not only can it change into a male voice, but also into a loli voice.

As soon as Zhou Wen opened her mouth, the screen was filled with question marks, and only a few puzzled people were cursing [dead clip].

She didn't stop doing anything, and directly dragged out the avatar that was prepared for the whole job!
A cute Yae Shenzi appeared in the lower right corner of the live broadcast, and would follow Zhou Wen's movements to make corresponding responses.

Virtual anchor - Yae Shenzi is online!

[I Zhuo, what are you doing, female anchor? 】

[Anchor male and female, it can't be a voice changer, right? 】

【Isn't Sister Bi doing all the work? 】

[It's definitely not Sister Bi, the voices are completely different, Sister Bi can't pinch at all. 】

[That's right, how could Sister Bi be so free. 】

Zhou Wen was a little embarrassed.

I really have so much free time.

This free time is not really free, after all, the training schedule of professional players is still very full, but it is not a problem to pick out these few 10 minutes a week.

As a human being, you have to learn to take a break from your busy schedule.

"The first day of broadcasting for a newcomer anchor, let me introduce myself, I am a rapper, League of Legends is my hobby, but don't think that I am easy to do, seriously, the position is very coquettish, jump up and play on your head A pustule!"

At this time, PDD also opened the live broadcast room of [Yae Shenzi] for the first time. He was also very curious about the origin of this new anchor, and he heard Zhou Wen's nondescript rhyme directly.

"Ms. Ma, this girl seems a little abnormal."

Da Sima nodded: "Hey, it's very naughty. I like young people very much."

In the quarter-finals, Zhou Wen faced Jin Canyi, a passerby player from the baseball country.

Needless to say, Zhou Wen's luck is very good, and all the people she meets are candidates for the championship.

Jin Canyi, a Korean male anchor who can speak Chinese, former LSPL team JDM player, the main position is the top laner, and now is the Huya League of Legends anchor, the main position is the jungler and the top laner.

The Passerby King competition adopts a blind selection mode, so when the two sides selected heroes, PDD immediately went numb from laughter.

"Jin Canyi took the top laner Quinn, which is disgusting, but this Yae Shenzi is a bit messy, how could she take a Mundo!"

When the game entered the loading interface, Zhou Wen couldn't help it when she saw the hero on the opposite side.

"You like long hands and short hands, right? I'll break your hands!"

Both parties are online.

Mundo must be overwhelmed by Quinn in the early stage. Only when he reaches level [-] with the help of the recovery and movement speed bonus of his ultimate move will he have a certain chance.

But Zhou Wen obviously didn't intend to get used to Jin Canyi.

When it came up, a kitchen knife hit Quinn's body.

"I like to break hands with long hands. Once I hit your left eye with Li Jianguo's flying will, I'll give you pink eye disease. I'll blow you out with an ear infection with a big mouth. At the same time, I will use a big move... I don't have a big move at the first level. Retreat first and beg for mercy."

The cute loli voice paired with inexplicable words directly shut down the brains of the netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Li Jianguo Fei will make up for it! If you don't let me eat, I'll take you first!"

"The big mouth can't be slapped! Stand under the tower and sharpen the knife first!"

[I'm blanching, what kind of lolita with a broken mouth? 】

[How does this Yae Miko sing rap? 】

[You learned from Guo Degang? 】

[Laughing to death, it's numb for me. 】

Mondo stood cowering under the tower and finally made it to level six.

"Before the sixth level, you loved and ignored me, but now I can't afford you!"

"I'll give you a shot at Li Jianguo's flying will! Immediately start the big move, Maschera Island Crazy Primitive! If you still want to run away, I'll take Li Jianguo's flying will and blow your ghost away!"

Mondo chased Quinn and slashed wildly. Mondo, who had activated his ultimate move, could only back away from it, and chose to go back to the tower and return to the city.

Zhou Wen turned around to make up the knife.

"Has someone searched for Mascella Island? Stop searching, I made it up."

Quinn activated his big move and quickly returned to the line.

"It's still making up for it, right! I, Li Jianguo Feifei's will! The beneficiary on it is your aunt! They used to be lovers, so they have to make up for it!"

Quinn directly activated his ultimate move.

"Don't come here, buddy, this suit is newly bought, so don't rub it against the dirt."

Mundo distanced himself, but Quinn was relentless.

"It's not that you are still in the mood, are you? The crazy primitive people on the island of Maschera have started. I won't pick up my wallet if it flies away, because my buddy is a bottomless pit of wealth! Another big mouth slaps your earphones away, and I will keep them." use it yourself!"

PDD watched the live broadcast, and didn't even notice that the cigarette was burning his mouth.

"What is this man doing, playing games like this!"

"Why does it feel like Jin Canyi is going to disappear, he can't touch Mundo anymore!"

"No, can you stop breaking your mouth, my ears are getting calluses!"

Yae Miko apparently didn't hear the wish from the prostitute teacher.

Jin Canyi, who had been beaten, did not choose to go home, but made up for the knife under the tower.

If this wave of soldiers is not dealt with, then he will not be able to line up at all.

"Is he looking down on me if he doesn't leave? I'll slap the little parrot away with a big Mexican mouth first! You still provoke me, I can't take it anymore! I'm a crazy primitive man on the island of Maschera, and I'm spraying green shit all over my body!"

"Send a signal first to attract teammates to pay attention to my wave of details to beat the villain! Oh, if I don't have teammates, then continue to slap his head!"

PDD's eyes widened: "Mundo jumped the tower directly!"

"Green shit splattered on your face, I, Li Jianguo, fly the will! Take a big mouth and slap you back to the place of reincarnation!"

[first blood! 】

Jin Canyi directly quit the game.

PDD took a puff of cigarette and was silent for a long time.

"Congratulations to our Yae Miko player for breaking into the semi-finals."

In Yae Shenzi's live broadcast room, there were only question marks left on the screen.

Zhou Wen took off her earphones, only to realize that the eyes of the entire training room were focused on her.

She rolled her eyes:

"What are you looking at? I've never seen an underground rapper let himself go."

Everyone looked away.

Seeing the end of the game, the popularity in the live broadcast room did not drop at all, so Zhou Wen directly opened the ranking.

"Brothers, I'm in a good mood today, and I'll call you guys to wake up early!"

Directly lock the alchemy jungler!

At the beginning of the game, the opponent probably felt that the alchemy jungler was too weak, so they chose a first-level invasion.

Seeing the menacing red Fang, Yae Shenzi immediately started talking about it!
"A master like me doesn't learn skills at the first level, just highlight a random lesion according to the situation! Look at this EZ flashing to kill my teammate, I will directly learn the E skill, and Kuwait will carry the refrigerator with one hand and send him to the tower!"

"This is the classic teaching of random lesions. It is very artistic and full of wisdom. It is a game of strategizing and judging the situation!"

"They're still not leaving! In this wave, I'll just hit the tank with Li Suqin's backhand!"

After finishing the first-level regiment, alchemy began to develop.

Kayn, the male gun, ran after his mid laner.

"Oh, you two are bullying my brother, right? Just ping the signal, and the diseased prince is on his way! Start the big move, the exquisite physical man takes Kuwait and lifts the refrigerator with one hand and lifts it to the tree for you! A mouthful of Egyptian sticky phlegm (W skill) and a lighter ( Q skill) ignites your dandruff, and by the way, let me tell you that your girlfriend and I spent New Year's Eve!"

"And you, Liu Bei!"

One's own troops make big moves!
"It's unavoidable, Guan Yu kicked Liu Bei! He also secretly told me that my sister-in-law was drunk today!"

After tidying up the wild area, Zhou Wen focused on the male gun in the middle.

"It's still waiting for development, why don't you go home and see my sister-in-law quickly, I will slow down when I soak in the Soviet Union, stick to the long johns my sister-in-law bought for you, and once I send Indian buckle hemorrhoids to you, how dare you Fight with my diseased prince! Dude, this purple fart will directly smoke your disease, so that your long johns are full of static electricity! Drag your trousers and give your sister-in-law a fingfian!"

"Is someone searching for what is fingfian? Don't search, it's three-body phonetics, and it translates to baboon."

……

"You still dare to look at me, don't you know how perverted I am? My buddy shoots chest hair straight from the hex belt, puffs out a mouthful of Egyptian sticky phlegm, and kula. Doctor Zhang likes to buckle hemorrhoids. Let's go, just stroll in front of them and use three-body language to provoke."

"That Li Dudu, I bought a ball in the room."

"The opponent is very vicious and directly knocks me into the air, but we don't panic. We open the Bulgarian golden statue directly. After the sculpture is finished, Chef Sun directly buckles the hemorrhoids, and first smashes this Kayn! Backhand and then a Soviet Union, I Li Suqin backhand Throw the tank!"

"You still dare to look at me, don't you? I am directing that driver Zhao likes to buckle hemorrhoids, and at the same time, he becomes a crazy and desperate savage in the Amazon rainforest. Dude sees the opportunity to carry a refrigerator from New York to Yemen with one hand from Kuwait!"

"Brothers, you will be invincible at this stop, let's see who dares to touch me today!"

The cute loli voice is paired with weird rhymes, and the effect of this wave of live broadcast immediately exploded.

[This young lady is too funny, I can't do it hahaha! 】

[It's too much, Driver Zhao likes to buckle hemorrhoids, where did the tiger and wolf words come from! 】

【6666! 】

[It's over, I feel like I'm going to be brainwashed. 】

"I'm currently 900 Ability Power, and I'll add another 100 Ability Power when I open up, which means 1900 Ability Power. What kind of concept is this?"

"Let's put it this way, if a clown dares to smell my fart, his brain will only be able to play stone men in the future."

"This should be the last wave. Seeing the opportunity, the Soviet Union shot chest hair and then Indian button hemorrhoids flashed! This kid was immediately full of blood and I instantly killed him. At the same time, we saw that our magic power has reached 1200!"

"Dare to chase it out! Dude, just turn on the seven wolves perverted sneakers and speed up into the battlefield. First, casually spit out a mouthful of Burmese stomach acid, and then Pulisic throws the footbath with his backhand, and throws him on the ground to lock his crow's feet. Today you guys Don’t run away, buddy is Zhu Yuchen, the king of farts! OK, press it, and another Zhu Yuchen’s spring hand, don’t even think about leaving with an ice stick, my purple fart, you have to ask me if Zhu Yuchen is ugly, this person’s name is me blind Made it up, you said I am a dog or not."

"You can see that the opposite side has been completely melted by me, and my output directly explodes. This is the power of 1200 magic power!"

Yae Kamito paused and made a doubtful sound.

"Hey, it's not right, isn't it 900 plus 100 should be 1900? No, is this a bug? Can any mathematician give an answer."

"Answer it, and then V me 50 to see your strength."

(End of this chapter)