Do Cyberdoctors Dream of Mechanical Zombies?

Chapter 202 Optimus Prime

Advertising endorsement?Shen Yi had only seen it on TV before, and only a few young and promising monks or well-known figures were eligible to accept commercial endorsements.

Just like Jian Shuyun back then, she was accepted as a disciple by Master Yang Chunxue for her first-class grades in the assessment of the Talisman Masters Union. Advertisement, the scenery is unparalleled.

It's a lie to say that you don't envy her, and she can show off and get a spirit stone, who doesn't love her.

Zhou Shuner continued:

"This advertising endorsement is a good job, and you don't need to do anything, as long as you wear a Taoist robe with our company's signature imprint on the day of the battle in the secret realm."

"I know it, I've seen it."

He'd seen it on live TV before.

When the Daomen Sword Sect discusses swords on credit, the Taoist robes worn by participating Jianzong disciples are all printed with the signs of well-known Daomen companies and the introduction of their main products.

The brightly colored suit is not very attractive, but the advertising fees are so high that the contestants don't care about the ugly clothes, and it's useless for the audience to complain.

Shen Yi asked doubtfully: "Then what if the Taoist robes you provided are damaged and broken by others during the martial arts fight? Will my spirit stone be confiscated?"

"No, the Taoist robe I gave you is a top-rank robe. It stands to reason that if the robes of this rank are broken, I'm afraid it will be you."

Zhou Shun'er chuckled, but didn't say the second half of the unlucky words.

"Wow, you guys are so generous, you actually gave me a top-grade cassock to wear."

Shen Yi didn't mind those unlucky words either.Just surprised at the generosity of Zhou Shuner's company.

"It's a small thing, after all, our company's business is good, and a mere top-grade cassock is still affordable." Zhou Shun'er said.

Shen Yi was curious: "However. You are an elixir company. If you want to advertise, why don't you look for a student from the Alchemy Academy, but me, a student from the Biochemical Academy?"

Zhou Shun'er blinked his eyes, and said with a hey smile:

"Student Li Gui, haven't you heard of our Yixiaotang pill company?"

"No." Shen Yi shook his head.

Zhou Shun'er: "Hey, I understand, then you must have heard of our flagship product 'Yi Ren Xiao'."

"No."

Shen Yi still shook his head.

Zhou Shun'er scratched his head in doubt, "It shouldn't be. What about 'beauty smile'?"

"nor."

"Strange? You must have heard of such best-selling products as 'Family Carnival', 'Beautiful Spring Garden', and 'Grandma's Music'."

After hearing this series of products with vague names, Shen Yi suddenly realized.

"Although I haven't heard any of what you said, I already know why your company didn't seek out the students from the Alchemy Academy to endorse." Shen Yi said with a slightly helpless tone.

The students of Alchemy Institute are all traditional alchemists.

Naturally, they look down on a pill company like 'Yixiaotang', which has made a fortune by relying on strange skills.

Zhou Shuner heard the meaning of Shen Yi's words and hurriedly defended:
"Brother Li Gui, the old saying is good, 360 lines, every line can be the best, we can't have industry discrimination. Although our Yixiaotang is not popular, it is a low-level business, but the elixir refined by our company has saved everyone. How many weak men have been saved, and how many couples who are about to break up have been saved, this is a great thing with immeasurable merit!"

"I'm not discriminatory, it's just that I'm a young man, I'm only sixteen or seventeen years old, and I'm in good shape. It's a bit embarrassing to advertise your company's aphrodisiac medicine."

Shen Yi spoke the truth.

"I can understand." Zhou Shun'er smiled, he took out something he had prepared from his arms, put it on the table in the reception room, and slowly pushed it to Shen Yi.

"Let's stop talking nonsense. As the saying goes, sincerity leads to success. The amount on this talisman represents our company's wishes. What do you think?" Zhou Shun'er laughed.

Shen Yi didn't hesitate, picked up the spiritual money talisman and glanced at it, he was also the master who had seen big money.

Although Zhou Shun'er gave a lot, he remained calm and slowly put down the spiritual money talisman without saying anything.

Zhou Shuner narrowed his eyes and said with a smile:

"This is just part of it. Brother Li Gui, you are going to go to the secret realm tomorrow to participate in the three martial art fights. This spiritual stone is only for your expenses today. When the fighting martial arts is over, no matter whether you win or lose, or whether you live or die, you will have another spirit stone." Shi, it will be sent to your account, and we will sign the contract and swear as proof!"

"How much?" Shen Yi asked.

"Compared to this time, it's only a lot more, and I guarantee your satisfaction." Zhou Shun'er said firmly.

"Okay, I don't care about face anyway, just give Lingshi." Shen Yi smiled.

Zhou Shun'er flattered: "Those who achieve great things do not hesitate to make small things. The most important thing is to get benefits."

Afterwards, Zhou Shun'er took out the prepared contract, and the two signed it.

Then I asked the monks in the concierge to bring in a statue of the ancestor of Yushou Mountain. Shen Yi and Zhou Shun'er knelt down in front of the statue, burned incense and yellow paper to worship, and made an oath that this is the end of the matter.

"Brother Li Gui, this is a Taoist robe made by our company. On the day of the fight, you will wear it on stage. If you are lucky enough to be interviewed by a reporter, please mention our new product." Zhou Shuner Handed a black Taoist robe to Shen Yi.

The back, sleeves, hem, and chest of the Taoist robe are all embroidered with the signboard and product introduction of Yixiaotang Pill Company.The bright colors are very eye-catching, and the silk thread embroidered with these is still luminous, which is even more conspicuous at night or in a dimly lit environment!

Shen Yi curled his lips in disgust.

He didn't comment too much on the Taoist robe, but asked, "What is your company's new product?"

"It's called 'Optimus Prime'!" Zhou Shun'er said: "The slogan is 'hard, heart-cool, beauties, heroes never fall, an Optimus Prime, owns the Pacific Ocean!'"

"Strong, heart-cool, beauties are delicate, heroes never fall, an Optimus Prime, owns the Pacific Ocean"

Shen Yi read it again and kept it in his heart.

Zhou Shuner said loudly: "As long as a reporter interviews you, gives you a camera, and you read the slogan of our new product, I will give you 660 more spirit stones!"

Shen Yi nodded and said, "I see."

"Okay, then I didn't take a step ahead, let's exchange the imprint of divine consciousness, and contact us through music notes if there is something to do, I wish you success, brother!"

"Well, I also wish you a lot of money." Shen Yi said.

When Zhou Shun'er turned around and was about to leave.

Shen Yi suddenly stopped him: "Mr. Zhou, I want to ask who introduced you here."

Zhou Shun'er said without hesitation: "It's your good brother Lin Shuaimo. He learned that I was looking for an advertising spokesperson and strongly recommended you to me."

"He, this really looks like something he can do." Shen Yi thought to himself.

"It's okay, I'll take my leave."

After Zhou Shun'er finished speaking, he was ready to leave.

Shen Yi stopped him again: "Mr. Zhou, how did you get here?"

"Take the flying boat, what's the matter?" Zhou Shun'er said.

As a department manager, Yixiaotang equipped Zhou Shun'er with a small flying boat for him to ride when he went out to discuss business.

"Would you mind giving me a ride? I'm going to the Fushi to buy some talismans for protection." Shen Yi said.

Zhou Shun'er said with a smile: "Of course I don't mind, I can't wait for it. It's my honor. When Mr. Li Gui succeeds in cultivation and is famous among all beasts in the future, I will have something to talk about outside, saying that the noble Li Gui Mr. Gui used to ride on my flying boat."

Shen Yi smiled slightly.

(End of this chapter)