It's normal for me to be a father to someone, right?

Chapter 39

A few minutes later, the big man squatted on the ground wronged, feeling extremely tormented inside.

Lin Yi asked, "Do you realize your mistake?"

"understood."

"Then where did you go wrong?"

"I shouldn't have robbed."

"anything else?"

The big man was stunned, "There's... more?"

He racked his brains, and couldn't figure out what else he had done to Lin Yi besides robbing...

Lin Yi nodded seriously, "Did you spit everywhere just now?"

Big man: "..."

After giving the big man a profound education, Lin Yi returned to the rental house contentedly.

Lingling sat in the living room, her eyes full of anticipation.

Lin Yi took out a bracelet and handed it to Lingling.

"Thank you dad~"

Lingling pressed the small switch on the bracelet, took a piece of her own hair, put it on the bracelet, and the bracelet immediately cast a light curtain:
Does it bind DNA?Friendly reminder: Once bound, it cannot be changed.

Lin Yi looked at the light curtain and tapped his head.

The system was also stunned, "Is this... so advanced? Host, stop knocking, I didn't do this."

With trembling hands, Lingling lightly clicked "Yes".

She put the bracelet on her delicate wrist and said excitedly: "Dad, I... I'll go to the game first."

"it is good."

Lingling turned the wheelchair into the bedroom, moved herself onto the bed with great effort, and then slowly closed her eyes.

The system asked: "Host, why don't you help?"

Lin Yi was full of doubts, "Help me for what?"

"Of course it is to help Lingling lie down!"

Lin Yi shook his head, "She didn't say so, she definitely doesn't need my help."

system:"……"

Lin Yi also returned to the room, sat on the bed, and looked at the bracelet on his wrist.

The system urged: "Hurry up, the host will quickly enter the game."

Lin Yi imitated Lingling and pressed the switch of the bracelet, and the bracelet immediately began to flash, which was a reminder to bind the DNA as soon as possible.

"Host, pull out a hair."

Lin Yi: "It hurts."

system:"……"

In order for the host to enter the game as soon as possible, it had no choice but to coax Lin Yi, "Hey, just give it a shot, and it won't hurt soon."

Lin Yi didn't listen to the system's nonsense, he looked at the tiny groove on the bracelet, stuck out his tongue, and licked it.

The bracelet stopped flashing and cast a light curtain: Is it bound to DNA?Friendly reminder: Once bound, it cannot be changed.

system:"……"

As soon as Lin clicked Yes, the text on the light curtain suddenly changed: Do you want to enter the game?

I'm one more click on yes.

The text on the light curtain changed again: Are you really sure?
Lin Yi tilted his head, just now...was Lingling's bracelet like this?

He thought for a moment, then clicked yes again.

After that, Lin Yi felt his eyes go dark, and his consciousness seemed to be sucked away. After a moment of dizziness, his eyes regained light.

He is currently in the sky, with a continent below him.

A cheerful and delicate voice sounded, "Hello, respected player, please choose a name for yourself~"

"Lin Yi."

"Oh, unfortunately, the nickname has already been taken, please rename it~"

"Qingshan Linyi."

"Please keep up the good work~"

"Lin Yi, Qingshan Mental Hospital."

"It's a pity, it still doesn't work~"

Lin Yi kept trying, but all failed in the end.

The system was startled, what kind of person is able to retrieve these names?

Are people in this world so boring?

It suggested: "Why don't you, the host, give up the word 'Lin Yi'?"

Lin Yi scratched his head, he didn't know what his name should be.

The system said: "Why don't you call it barbecue? You seem to like eating this."

"I want to eat fish now."

"Wow, congratulations, the naming is successful~"

Lin Yi was stunned, and then felt the scene around him change rapidly. When he reappeared, he was already in Novice Village, surrounded by players.

The players around are also entering the game for the first time. They feel the 100% real game and dance excitedly.

"Oh, this wind, this light, it's really 100%, it's absolutely amazing!"

"This game is so real, can you pee?"

"You try it!"

The player then wets his pants.

"It's really good!"

"Fuck, do you have to pee in your pants?"

"Otherwise, take it off in public and compare the size?"

"Can't you go to the bathroom?"

"..."

Lin Yi looked at everything around him curiously, and then his eyes suddenly lit up.

On the high platform in the distance, an angel with wings on his back, holding a big sword in both hands, stood in the center of the high platform.

Just standing there, she is full of holiness and nobility.

On top of her head, is her name: Ina.

Lin Yi rushed up to the high platform excitedly.

Yi Na looked at Lin Yi with a formulaic smile on her face, "Brave adventurer, God's Domain was breached by an extraterrestrial demon. In order to rebuild God's Domain, I can ask you for help..."

Before she could finish speaking, she stopped abruptly.

Because Lin Yi completely ignored what she was saying, stretched out his hands and rushed forward.

boom!
A ray of thunder fell, and Lin Yi immediately turned into a flash of light and returned to the resurrection point.

Novice Village fell into a moment of silence, a group of players looked at each other, not understanding what happened.

At this moment, a mechanical female voice sounded in the sky: "Announcement: In order to protect the physical and mental health of players and let players establish correct values, in the game without the permission of female players and NPCs, if they intend to touch the other party's private parts, they will be killed by thunder. Level cleared."

The players immediately erupted into a commotion.

"This is sexist, we demand equal treatment!"

"Yes, there is a strong demand that this provision be lifted."

"The air is shaking and cold, when will the man stand up?"

"..."

However, after hearing the announcement, some young couples seemed to have discovered the gate of a new world. After looking at each other, they quietly left the main team and planned to make some attempts.

After all, the announcement says that you can't touch without permission, so can you touch with permission?

Anyway, everyone is now level zero, even if they are killed by lightning once, there is no loss.

……

Resurrection point.

When Lin Yigang was resurrected, he was still a little dazed, not knowing why he suddenly appeared here.

"Host, why did you rush up just now?"

Lin walked out together, "That's my wife."

system:"……"

Really shameless.

Seeing Lin Yi walking towards the high platform again, the system was startled, "Host, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to find my wife."

"do not want!"

boom!
Lin Yi was sent back to the resurrection point again.

system:"……"

Next, a spectacle appeared in Novice Village No. 0099. A male player named [I want to eat fish now] kept rushing towards the angel NPC, and was struck to death by lightning again and again.

The spirit of perseverance is touching.

When the rest of the players started leveling, Lin Yi was struck by lightning;

When the other players were at level 5, Lin Yi was struck by lightning;

When the rest of the players started changing jobs, Lin Yi was still being struck by lightning...

The system was numb, and at first it tried to stop the host, but gradually it gave up.

Tired, destroy it!

It seems that this task is not even going to be completed...

(End of this chapter)