The Ring: Sell Dung Beetles in Junction

Chapter 180 Full Moon Dating Plan
"No one?" Wuming looked at the full moon queen's moon-like face, "Hyde said I don't have any aesthetics, is she ugly?"

"How is it possible, Lady Renara is the most beautiful, with both talent and beauty!" Millie said.

"Then why no one loves her?"

Millier sighed: "What year is it now?"

"I don't know." Wuming was at a loss.

"The Shattered War has caused too much damage to the borderlands." Millie said, "Cuckoo has destroyed countless royal territories, and many people have died. Lady Renala has been killed since Lord Radagon became the king of Elden. Imprisoned in the academy, there are not many people in the outside world who even know Lady Renara."

Nameless thought for a moment:

"How about the knight who guards the gate of the full moon? I think he loves the queen of the full moon."

"That's the knight who serves Lord Renara." Millie said, "How could he become his husband."

"I've heard many stories about the knight who guarded the princess, rescued the princess from the dragon, and then took the princess?"

"Knights save the princess and guard the queen with a spirit of reverence, not the love between men and women." Millie said, "If you go and tell the Cavaliers like this, they will instead challenge you to a duel."

"People who love the full moon..." Wuming murmured in a low voice, thinking about suitable candidates, "I'll go to Kalia Fortress."

In Kalia Fortress, a huge sword blade that was braving the cold broke through the door, blasting Wuming out together with the broken wooden door.

Lani held the big sword in both hands and a scepter in each hand, and appeared at the door with a gloomy expression.

"Damn businessman, how long are you going to offend me?" Lani's voice was trembling, "Don't force me to use the hunting finger knife."

Wuming got up from the ground: "Don't you love your mother?"

"Is that a kind of love!" Lani swung Wuming's moonlight sword a few more times, and the wave blade froze a few icicles on the ground, forcing Wuming to jump.

"I can't help it. I can only think of those who love the full moon, only you children." Wuming said, "I don't even have to look for the way Lataen is afraid of his mother. I know that I have to reject it. Laka in the mansion of the volcano De is not easy to contact, you are the only one left."

"I'm going back now to get the hunting finger knife. If you are still in my sight after I come back, I will carve you with a wound that will never heal, and then send your caravan to the deepest abyss of the underground river."

Lani turned around and hurried upstairs, as if she really wanted to get her cursed knife full of taboos.

Wuming didn't want to offend Lani, so he left in despair.

"No way." Wuming grumbled to Milier, "Lani won't agree to a date with Full Moon."

Milier looked at Wuming silently: "Sometimes I really can't tell whether you are really stupid or just pretending."

"Let's talk about something practical." Wuming said impatiently, "Have you found someone who likes Full Moon?"

Millier looked at the oil painting of Wuming Hua:

"Is this hero really missing?"

"I can't find it." Wuming said, "You want him to date Full Moon?"

Milier nodded: "This is the most ideal candidate - if he is really as perfect as your Excellency said."

Wuming shook his head: "No, don't say you can't find it, even if you really find it, you can't date Man Yue."

"A man with a family?" Millier asked.

"This is my baby! Mine!" Wuming embraced the oil painting and turned it in another direction without showing it to Millie. "The full moon can't be occupied!"

A question mark rolled out of Milier's neck.

Wuming leaned against the oil painting, looked at the oil painting, then at the full moon, and said decisively:

"If that's the case, then I'll come."

"What are you here?" Millie asked.

"I'm here on a date with Full Moon." Wuming said, "It's just to treat emotional injuries."

"No." Now it was Millie's turn not to agree, "You have no love for Lady Renara, please don't hurt her. You won't be able to undo Lady Renara's obsession like this, and you will hurt her again."

Wuming shook his finger: "Then you are wrong, I didn't want to be someone for her, the most important thing is to bring her back to her senses."

Millie was a little puzzled.

Nameless explained to him:

"The mind of the full moon was like being on the moon before, so much happiness was flying freely. But after that, she fell from the clouds, the higher the flight, the worse the fall, and the mind was smashed directly, falling to the eternal The city is gone. But just to get her back to her normal sane—no need to put her back in the clouds—just get her back to the ground.”

Nameless glanced at the full moon:
"With her talent, as long as she regains her normal mind, she still needs to rely on a man to maintain her sanity? She is the queen!"

Milier was stunned when he heard that:

"What shall we do then?"

"It's still the same as discussed before, washing her old memories. But there is no need for a perfect hero."

Wuming patted his chest: "I'll just do it."

Millier still felt a little inappropriate, but Wuming seemed to be afraid of what he would say, so he put his mind on the oil painting and strangled him:
"Okay, that's it. Don't make it difficult for me. I just received a batch of turtle neck meat orders recently. You don't want your old bacon to be dedicated not to the Queen of the Full Moon, but to someone you don't know. Fade is muscular, huh?"

After Wuming made a decision, he immediately started the recovery plan for Queen Full Moon.

The first is to count which items the Full Moon Queen sees will bring back memories. This is not difficult, as long as the look of the Full Moon Queen is enough to judge.

For example, he was smiling and rubbing the monkey's head with a kind smile at first, but when he saw the carriage, his expression became resentful;
For example, he was smiling and rubbing the monkey's head with a friendly smile, but when he saw the big sword, his expression became resentful;
For example, he was smiling and rubbing the monkey's head with a happy smile, but when he saw the pool, his expression became resentful.

"Why is it all me!" Burke couldn't take it anymore, "Boss, can't you do the statistics yourself?"

Wuming said sternly: "You have to act as a stabilizer, and it can be used to distinguish the emotional changes of the full moon. Otherwise, she has been complaining, how can I judge why she is complaining. Besides, she has been hitting her with the past, she It’s not going to go back to the previous autistic state.”

Nameless counted for a long time, researching and thinking about how to start, dyeing the same scene with happy memories.

The most difficult thing is to start, unable to find a fulcrum to pry open the heart of the full moon.

Man Yue is insane now, and it is useless to re-address her marriage proposal, she can't even understand what others are saying.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and any little thing can bring happiness.In other words, once you lose your heart, what was originally a happy thing will not be able to move your heartstrings.

Wuming tried the various methods that Milier taught him, and every time he completed one, he had to cross it out in the notebook.

First tried a method called wall-dong, which requires manually restricting the full moon's movement space next to a wall.

Wuming hammered down the wall, and Man Yue didn't even look at him.Wuming later wanted to research whether the material of the wall and the sound feedback were the reasons for the failure, but was stopped by Millier.

"Is it really not possible?" Wuming said, "I heard that sound can affect the mind. If I can make mahjong sounds when I am on the wall, maybe the full moon can fall in love with me?"

"It's useless even if you knock out the blingbling sound of the dung beetle." Milier said with a blank expression.

"How can you be sure that I won't be moved by the blingbling sound of the full moon?" Wuming said, "Anyway, I will be moved, and so will the immortals under me."

Millie just looked at him with dead fish eyes.

"Okay, don't try." Wuming raised his hands in surrender.

But he was a little reconciled:

"If I make every brick in the wall movable, I can tap different sounds. As long as I tap fast enough, I can tap a wonderful piece of music. Isn't it better than a single sound? good?"

Wuming waved two fists quickly, and the wind was so strong that it even cut Millie's head.

Milier buried his head in the shell: "Forget it, change the method."

Wuming brought the full moon to the vicinity of the Ionian swamp and asked the worms to besiege him, putting both parties in danger.This is using what Millier calls the so-called drawbridge effect.

As a result, the insect's silks were all stuck into Man Yue's body, and Man Yue didn't respond at all except for a few groans of pain.

It wasn't completely unresponsive, Man Yue looked at the worm silk on her body, and felt resentful again.

"Does this remind you of Ladagang again?" Wuming took out a small notebook.

"Maybe it's sewing." Burke guessed, "I heard from Mr. Millier that Mr. Radagon is also proficient in sewing. I heard that Radagon's gold needles can even mend the clothes of demigods."

Burke sighed: "That's great, I want to learn sewing more than magic."

"There will be a chance." Wuming comforted Burke and led the two of them out of the Ionian swamp.

The drawbridge effect was invalid, and Wuming tried to propose marriage with a straight ball.

He "found" a ring from the treasure chest in the college's large library, but no matter how he put it on the full moon, which finger he put it on, and tried it on twenty fingers, it still didn't work.

Wuming tried to learn from Ladagang again, taking a bath in the pool, twisting while washing, looking back and smiling in the mist, attracting the eyes of the full moon.

This time the full moon responded, she turned her head away.

"Boss, you'd better put on your clothes." Burke looked at the unarmored nameless nameless in the mist, "It's too scary."

Wuming put on his armor, a little discouraged, and complained:

"Millier's method is useless, it's useless. I think he can only talk on paper, and he has never dated an old turtle."

Millier's method didn't work, Wuming decided to find a way by himself.

The experiment was not fruitless, although his heroic appearance in bathing and changing clothes did not attract Man Yue, but she did avert her eyes.

It shows that there is still a response to external stimuli.

Then just find the right way step by step.

"We have to start with the happiness she can perceive." Wuming turned and asked Burke, "Does Full Moon have any hobbies?"

Burke's hairy head was being pinched tightly by the full moon, his eyes were squinted, and he pointed at himself with a sense of hopelessness:
"Probably this."

Full Moon hugged the unresisting Burke and kissed him fiercely:

"Good boy, good boy, a good boy like you was born to be eaten by his mother... Good boy, it's time to learn."

Wuming watched Burke being ravaged by the full moon, and suddenly realized:

"Yes, you can start with children."

Wuming made a simple cradle and puppet out of wicker.Then wrap it with cloth as a swaddle, wrap it around the little puppet, and put it in the cradle.

Wuming carried the basket, swayed it as he walked, and sang a lullaby.

He walked up to Full Moon and glanced at Burke in her arms:

"Eldest sister, do you sell monkeys?"

Wuming was pleasantly surprised to find that Man Yue finally responded.

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When Wuming ran around the world relying on his teleportation array and perfect logistics system, Du Juan finally came to the academy.

As a pact ally of the Academy, Cuckoo holds many keys.

Accompanied by Lewis are two cuckoo knights, both of whom are elite soldiers and well-equipped.

They hold a big cuckoo shield and have a very high defense against magic power. Whether it is Kalia or the academy, it will be very difficult to face them.

Entering the academy, the chaos that the cuckoos imagined did not come.

Although there was a strong smell of blood in the air, it had faded away.

I couldn't see the sight of magicians fighting each other as Wuming said.

"Is that kid lying to us?" said Cuckoo Knight.

"Go and ask." Lewis smiled and walked into the academy with his head held high.

The temperament of mercenaries and bandits was incompatible in the academy, and the three of them were quickly invited to a classroom by the academy.

Haimo classroom, the classroom of peace fighters, this classroom is also the classroom where Du Juan has been communicating quite closely recently.

Lewis entered the Highmore classroom and looked at the Highmore splendor stone cover hanging above the classroom, as well as the portraits of those outstanding talents from the Highmore classroom.

"Peace-loving peace fighters are the ones who support Du Juan the most, and even voted for us to dispatch in the broken war." Lewis laughed, "Peace war?"

"We have our way of pursuing peace. Exploration cannot hide behind the door." The leader of Highmore's classroom walked out, wearing shabby clothes and a large pointed hood.

"You're behind the door now," Lewis said.

"Obviously, the war has spread into the academy," said Chief Highmore.

"I've heard it, but it's pretty peaceful when I come in," Lewis said. "You made things 'peace'?"

"No, the present peace is a more dangerous omen," said Chief Highmore. "Cherien is back."

"The disaster in that college?" Lewis had heard about it.

"The Origin faction has too much influence in the college, and its reputation is too fierce. The apprentices are afraid that the fight will arouse Selian's interest, so they don't fight any more." Leader Highmo said, "You came just in time, and Selian is your new task. "

"I've heard that Selian is an immortal witch," said Lewis.

"It's different now," said Chief Highmore. "The stars are turning again, and so is Selian's fate. She can be killed."

"Why don't you do it yourself, you should have defeated her before?" Lewis said.

"Serlian came here on behalf of the caravan to carry out the peace talks, so it's not easy for us to make a move." Chief Highmore said, "Besides, she hasn't started preaching about the origin after her return, and some apprentices who are not familiar with her have already forgotten her Bad nature. But I know that she will be obsessed with the origin again, and I must get rid of her as soon as possible."

Lewis tapped the scabbard on his waist: "I'm also here for peace talks, or was invited by the businessman himself, and I go to assassinate, is it appropriate?"

"You are a cautious person." Chief Highmore said, "Will you bring only two people with you to the academy?"

Lewis laughed:
"As expected of the old club, well, I will accept this task."

"Are there enough people?" Chief Highmore said. "I can help."

"No, I already have enough support." Lewis said, "I have to agree with you on one point, those real big shots, you will never meet them in your life if you don't go out."

(End of this chapter)