China Entertainment Mythology 2004

Chapter 119 Top Rated

Han Han shook his head as he watched a group of audience booing for Li Mu to sing.

Most ordinary people are like this, it is easy to miss the point when doing things, Li Mu is obviously a good director and writer, but you just want to listen to him sing.

It's like you finally mustered up the courage to step into the red-light district, but your mind is full of how to get the wronged woman to be a good one.

That's right, Han Han came to the premiere of "The Way to Steal the Key". I don't know where he got the tickets, anyway, it wasn't from the film studio.

This morning, a friend sent a text message to Han Han saying that Cheng Long and Li Lianlian's latest masterpiece "The King of Kung Fu" has premiered, and you have time to watch it.

At noon lunch today, another friend sent Han Han a text message saying that Zhou Xingchi's new movie "Yangtze River No. [-]" has premiered, and you have time to watch it.

So in the afternoon, Han Han managed to get a ticket for the premiere of "The Way to Steal the Key".

All he wants now is for the movie to start early so he can go home and write a review.If the movie is good, he will praise it, and if the movie is not good, he will scold him. He doesn't want to hear Li Mu sing.

It's quite boring to play with the best singer in the director's world and the best allegro player in the singing world.

At this time, I heard Li Mu's voice from the stage: "Actually, my singing is ordinary, and I make movies."

"No, you killed a pig!"

"I'm not good at making movies, what I'm good at is throwing knives?!"

"Flying is the flying that makes movies, and the knife is the knife that makes movies!"

"Hahaha……"

Han Han couldn't help shaking his head again.

By the way, where is the joke in this sentence?
That's right, you, Li Mu, imitated the lines from Zhou Xingchi's movie, isn't it ridiculous?Can you take it out for me to see?
"Next, I will give everyone this song "Ordinary Road" that I got by chance, because I think this song really matches the theme of our movie today."

[wandering

on the road
are you leaving
Via Via
...]

Han Han folded his arms and looked at Li Mu on the stage.

He could see that Li Mu sang very hard, but compared to Li Mu's talent as a director and writer, his musical talent is really ordinary and ordinary.

At this time, Li Mu continued to sing:

[I have crossed mountains and seas
Also through the sea of ​​people

everything i ever had

In a blink of an eye, it's like smoke

I was disappointed and lost all directions

Until seeing ordinary is the only answer

while you're still fantasizing
……

i ruined everything

just want to leave forever
I once fell into the boundless darkness

want to struggle

I used to be like you like him like the weeds and flowers

desperate and longing
I also cry and laugh ordinary
...]

In fact, the song "Ordinary Road" can be summed up in two words, which is "experience".

It is Pu Shu's experience, it is Han Han's experience, and it is also everyone's experience.

For example, Han Han, who became famous at a young age and became a household name. From a talented young writer to an opinion leader to a racing driver, he seems to have realized most of what he once boasted about, and he is like a winner in life.

But as the saying goes, "what you see is what I want you to see", the sadness and helplessness, frustration and doubt behind what people ignore are also Han Han.

So the audience who were booing and wanting to sing hadn't responded yet, but Han Han broke the defense first. How could anyone understand his mood better than himself?This is clearly what is hidden in the deepest part of his heart!
Really every line of the lyrics is written in the heart.

【wind blown

the road is still far
where did your story go
...]

Suddenly Han Han burst into tears.

People are like that.

Sometimes there will be a moment when my heart is suddenly touched. Maybe when I replay afterwards, I will feel that I am very inexplicable at that time, but at this moment, I can't control the feeling of wanting to cry.

After the interactive session is the film screening session. With part of the lights in the projection hall turned off, the movie officially begins.

At the beginning of the movie, the heroine Liang Wei played by Gao Yuanyuan announced that she was going to get married, but she only set a date for the wedding. As for who the groom is, no one knows yet, including Liang Wei herself.

Next came the killer Zuo Xin played by Huang Bo, a top-level "killer" with a slight obsession with cleanliness.

Every time he "kills a man", he plays a piece of classical music, and plans every step of "killing a man" meticulously.

At the beginning of the movie, after killing people cleanly, he found that his cuffs and wrists were stained with blood, so he decided to find a nearby bathroom to wash.

The last one to appear is the young actor Wu Jie played by Shen Teng, a man who has messed himself up in both career and love.

I am 35 years old, and I still live in a small and depressing rental house. The landlord called to collect the rent arrears. My girlfriend ran away because of such a life, and I lived in despair all day long.

No money, no girlfriend, no hope, even failed to commit suicide, just found a bath coupon in his pocket, so decided to take a bath before committing suicide next time.

To what extent did this man fail?
I failed so much that I didn’t even have soap for bathing. I wanted to secretly use the soap of the old man next to me, but I happened to meet the old man and reached for it by himself, so the two hands touched, and the soap fell on the ground and slid out for a long way. , just came to the foot of the killer played by Huang Bo.

Then Huang Bo, who was naked, was thrown into the air, and then landed heavily on the ground. He was knocked hard on the back of the head and passed out. Huang Bo's key just slipped to the place played by Shen Teng. at the feet of the little actor.

The killer played by Huang Bo was sent to a nearby hospital, but after waking up, he found that he had lost his memory, and then the killer and the young actor switched identities.

The little actor lived in the "killer"'s luxurious villa, and the "killer" regarded himself as a little actor.

So a ridiculous story officially began.

When the movie played until Huang Bo stepped on the soap with his bare buttocks and threw himself into the sky, the whole theater laughed like crazy!
How classic is this content?
For example, there is this paragraph in the original version of RB, this paragraph in the Korean version, this paragraph in the Chinese version, and even Conan.

That's right, the 20th anniversary theatrical version of "Detective Conan" "The Disappearance of Conan Edogawa" is a joint work of this movie. The timeline is just one year after the movie happened, and it can be regarded as a sequel to the movie.

This also confirms the classic degree of this movie to some extent.

In addition to being hilarious, this movie is also heart-wrenching.

Wu Jie played by Shen Teng moved into the "killer"'s mansion, and then the mansion became dirty and messy at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The "killer" moved into Wu Jie's dirty rental house, and then the rental house became clean and tidy at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When Wu Jie returned to the rental house again, when he looked at the small but warm nest in front of him, a feeling of shame hit him instantly.

When "Killer" revealed in front of Liang Wei played by Gao Yuanyuan and Wu Jie played by Shen Teng that "he" had thought about committing suicide, and when he began to list the failures of himself before amnesia one by one, Shen Teng played Wu Jie The face is green.

"I used to be too useless! The suicide notes are so badly written, no wonder I want to commit suicide!"

"At the age of 35, without a regular job, living alone in this kind of place, it's normal to want to die, right?"

Watching the "killer" seriously review himself before amnesia, and watching Wu Jie played by Shen Teng with a defecating expression on his face, the audience felt that it was really heartbreaking and funny.

But then the "killer" quickly adjusted, and he began to pack up the life of "Wu Jie".

He discovered that his "previous self" was an actor, so he began to study acting seriously.

Run the theater, play a role, participate in training, and borrow two stacks of books from the library, and study the theory while practicing.

Gradually, the situation that seemed to start in hell is gradually improving. "Killer" not only won the appreciation of the director on the set, but even developed a relationship with Liang Wei played by Gao Yuanyuan.

On the contrary, Wu Jie, played by Shen Teng, began to live in a luxury house, drive a luxury car, and spend a lot of money from the "killer", feeling extremely comfortable until he was finally forced to get involved in the work of the "killer".

Then his life is messed up again by him.

If we want to talk about the most essential part of the whole film, it is the part where the "killer" finally regains his memory.

It turned out that the killer was not a real killer, and those people who were rumored to be killed by him were not really dead, everything was just acting.

Next, the two of them will act in a scene to deceive the real gangsters, but they don't know that Wu Jie played by Shen Teng is extremely exaggerated.

When the Killer criticized his acting, he said it was based on Strasberg's method.

The "killer" finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he taunted:
"I only read the first 8 pages of Strasberg's book in your room, and it's the same with other books. I finally got a little motivation to study, but I'm satisfied as soon as I buy the book. You're the kind The most scumbags."

Where is this scolding the characters in the movie?This is clearly scolding everyone!

At this moment, the hearts of countless audience members in the theater were stabbed severely by the same knife.

I don't want to read the book after buying it.

Always struggling with intermittent effort and constant decadence.

Isn't this yourself?
Everyone is thinking, maybe if we persisted in the first place, maybe life will be completely different now.

At this time, everyone couldn't help but think of the song sung by Li Mugang.

Looking back now, the lyrics of that song are really flavorful.

[I once ruined everything about me

just want to leave forever
I once fell into the boundless darkness

want to struggle

...]

Isn't that what we are talking about?Does escapability really work?Look at other people's "killers", in your eyes, the hell starts, but after being in their hands, doesn't it gradually look like happiness?
What else can be done?

As Li Mugang sang, we can only "go forward, just go like this, even if you will miss something."

Suddenly I want to cry.

front row.

Director Shen Junsheng quietly leaned into Li Mu's ear and said:
"Mr. Li, sitting behind us today is Han Han, who has a blog with more than 8000 million visits, and Zhou Limin, who has a blog with [-] million visits. Do you want us to...?"

"It's okay, no need."

Shen Junsheng didn't say the whole thing, but Li Mu already understood the meaning completely.

Han Han has many fans, and he always likes to comment on new movies. If he has a bad opinion of a movie, it will almost certainly affect the final box office of the movie.

As for Zhou Limin, it was even more difficult.

This guy is also nicknamed "Smelly Mouth Week", and he has always been merciless in criticizing movies.Last time, "Master of Hypnotism" directed by Shen Junsheng created a miracle with a small budget and high box office, but in the end it was still picked on by the stinky mouth Zhou Zhou?
What happened last time caused Shen Junsheng to still have a little shadow in his heart.

Some even want to spend money to eliminate disasters.

At this time, all the lights in the screening hall were suddenly turned on, and the film screening was finally over.

At this time, Gao Yuanyuan pulled Li Mu's arm and said quietly: "Director Li, why do you think no one applauds this? Didn't you mean that in this kind of occasion where the main creative team interacts on the spot, even if it is a bad movie, there are a lot of people cheering and applauding? "

Li Mu also looked back in surprise, and seeing that most people's eyes were still firmly fixed on the big screen, Li Mu turned his gaze to the screen, until the subtitles had just finished broadcasting.

"it is good……"

"Wonderful!"

"nice!"

As the big screen completely dimmed, there was sudden warm applause and cheers in the screening hall, and even more than half of the people stood up and applauded enthusiastically.

Gao Yuanyuan was even taken aback by the sudden applause.

But seeing that so many audiences stood up and applauded spontaneously, Gao Yuanyuan and the main creators finally put their hearts in their stomachs.

Then Li Mu, Shen Junsheng, Gao Yuanyuan, Shen Teng, Huang Bo and others came to the stage to thank everyone, and someone in the audience shouted:
"Director Li sang "Ordinary Road" again! This song really matches the movie."

"Watching a movie, I suddenly thought of the lyrics and almost burst into tears."

"The song should have been cut into the movie."

Li Mu took the topic and responded: "Since everyone likes this song so much, then I will sing it again."

"Cough cough..."

Li Mu cleared his throat first, and then:
[wandering

on the road
are you leaving
Via Via
...]

People's emotions are really strange. It's the same song, sometimes you'll be fine after listening to it, and sometimes you'll cry when you listen to it.

Sometimes you’ll be fine listening to it on your computer, and sometimes you’ll burst into tears listening to it live at a concert.

For the same movie, sometimes it’s okay to watch it with friends, sometimes it’s okay to watch it in private, sometimes it’s okay to watch it when you’re in a good mood, and sometimes it’s okay to watch it when something happens to you.

Just like today.

It’s fine for Li Mu to sing the song "The Ordinary Road" before the opening of the movie, but after the movie is played, he will sing this song again, it’s amazing, Gao Yuanyuan, Shen Junsheng, Huang Bo, Shen Teng and other main creators are shocked up!
It is no exaggeration to say that at least [-]% to [-]% of the audience had tears in their eyes.

Because the movie brings most of the audience into a certain emotion. When the emotion is reached, add a very heart-wrenching song, and other audiences who are constantly wiping tears, just like this. , In the end, [-]% to [-]% of the audience burst into tears.

It made all the film creators have some doubts about life.

This is obviously a comedy movie, right?Why are you still crying?

Next, the main creators took turns to accept questions from the audience and reporters on the spot. During the period, the director Shen Junsheng gave Li Mu a wink without a trace. Wan's stinky mouth, Zhou Limin, was frantically typing on the keyboard of his mobile phone.

"Is he writing a movie review on the spot?"

Shen Junsheng, who had the experience of being scolded last time, is now worried.

About ten minutes later, a staff member quietly stepped forward and handed Li Mu a mobile phone. It turned out that Zhou Limin, the stinky mouth, had already published the movie review on his personal blog.

How can Li Mu have the time to read a long film review written by a film critic?But when he glanced at the specific content of the film review from the corner of his eye, he was immediately and deeply attracted.

So I took the mobile phone handed over by the staff and looked at it carefully. I saw Zhou Limin wrote on his blog:

"Just finished watching the movie "How to Steal the Key" produced by director Li Mu, here is my review for this movie: 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

To be honest, Li Mu was also a little dumbfounded—is this movie review written by the top film critics in the country?I read a lot, and my two lifetimes add up to more than 30 years, so don't lie to me!By the way, didn't this really come out of the keyboard?

He quietly handed the phone to the director Shen Junsheng, who was more confused than Li Mu.

"Mr. Li, what do you mean by that?"

"Hahaha is laughing, it's very simple, so many hahaha shows that the movie is very funny, and it should be crying-so this is what it means to laugh with tears?" Li Mu analyzed.

"Ah?" Shen Junsheng asked in surprise, "Then why didn't he just write with tears in his smile?"

"Can you write like that? You watched a movie, and then wrote a film review, and the result is only four words - tears in your smile? Do you think it's appropriate? That's so unlevel, elementary school students can write it." Li Mu patted Shen Junsheng on the shoulder and continued, "I think this series of hahaha and yingying is the highest evaluation of the level of this movie you directed! The young people have done a good job, and we will continue to work hard in the future."

"Ah? Is that what you mean?" Shen Junsheng asked doubtfully.

"It should be." Li Mu said.

"Laughing with tears is at the elementary school level, so hahaha isn't it at the kindergarten level?"

However, Shen Junsheng didn't worry about it anymore, because he thought of another problem.

"Director Li, I admit that this smile is hahaha, but who would cry?"

　Two in one.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)