I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 271 Gu Ran: My invincibility... Broken!No matter how many girlfriends I have, I just want to play football!
Gu Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and jogged back to the sidelines.

Coach Jacob greeted him excitedly, and took the initiative to give Gu Ran a high-five to congratulate.

Maeve and Gregory eagerly greeted him, and happily examined and massaged Gu Ran.

The nutritionist Lowena also ran over and handed Gu Ran a bottle of her own specially made drinking water.

In the Southampton Club, Gu Ran has enemies everywhere, and he has to be careful when drinking and eating, but his small team can be trusted.

Gu Ran took Lowena's drink with confidence, and took a sip...

Then, "Wow" spit it out.

This drinking water smells like a mixture of white snake grass and ageratum!

Take precautions...

My invincibility is so broken!

I singled out all the players by myself, but I didn't expect to be defeated by a woman in the end...

This water...

It's so fucking bad!
Lowena kept urging, "Gu, drink it obediently, this water is very good for you."

Gu Ran said bitterly: "Loina, you... a British nutritionist, where did you get so many Chinese herbal formulas?"

Lowena smiled triumphantly: "Oh, I forgot to tell you that I majored in the theory of Chinese herbal medicine in college—otherwise, why would the club arrange me to be a nutritionist for you, a Chinese citizen? I am This beats two Michelin-level male nutritionists!"

Gu Ran: ...

I suddenly wanted to try another male nutritionist...

Lowena said with longing eyes: "Gu, you are my experimental specimen, your success means my success, if I succeed, I can become the chief nutritionist of the Southampton club, wait for me After I become the chief, I must promote the recipes customized for you to the whole team! In this way, it will be difficult for our Southampton club to succeed!"

Gu Ran: ... What a great plan!
As Rowena talked, her whole body was on fire, "I also plan to promote this self-created white flower snake grasswort perfume to the whole team! If you think it tastes good, I will write a report tomorrow. Let the coaching staff force the whole team to drink this recovery drink."

Gu Ran immediately said: "It's delicious, it's so delicious!"

Rowena said excitedly: "Wow, I knew it! Gu, drink it quickly!"

Gu Ran held his head, "I... first slowly..."

孽 孽!
This is really a crime! ! !
A few minutes later, other team members also completed the [-]-meter test.

Most of the players are just qualified - except for Jalding's younger brothers, they wasted too much physical energy to stop Gu Ran in the early stage.

The worst two younger brothers were kicked by Haldin. Tomorrow's open class will definitely be useless.

Haldin himself fell short of the mark.

In fact, he could have reached the standard, but when Gu Ran gave him a feint at the end, he let him throw himself into a shit, and when he got up and ran again, the rhythm was completely out of order.

Haldin was going mad with hatred...

But now he really doesn't have the energy to trouble Gu Ran.

Seeing that coach Adkins was recording the results, Haldin gritted his teeth and staggered to coach Adkins with his exhausted body.

"Hi, Coach." Haldin greeted Coach Adkins with a half-smile.

"Hmm." Coach Adkins didn't even look up, and continued to write his evaluation in his small notebook.

Haldin said with a shy face: "Coach, my grades...are you qualified?"

Coach Adkins raised his eyelids and gave Haldin a knowing look, "No."

Haldin hurriedly said: "Coach, in fact, I can pass, it's all because of that Chinese kid! That Chinese kid kicked me on purpose. Fortunately, I hid quickly, or I would get hurt! If I get hurt, coach, you don't have to." The left back is available! That kid influenced me, otherwise I would definitely pass."

Coach Adkins finished writing the comments in his notebook in a calm manner. After closing the notebook, he stared at Haldin coldly and said, "First of all, that Chinese kid is your teammate. He He has a name, his name is Gu Ran."

The muscles on Haldin's face twitched slightly.

Coach Adkins paused, "Secondly, he is also a left back."

Haldin felt his blood cool from head to heel.

Coach Adkins paused again, "Finally, I'm not blind."

Haldin felt that he was covered by frenzy, suffocating and unable to breathe, and now he just wanted to hurry up and escape from here.

"Do you have anything else to do?"

"No, no coach."

Haldin ran away shyly.

Coach Adkins continued to open his small notebook and continued to write his evaluation of the players in the notebook.

The other players sat slumped on the turf, panting heavily, supplemented with electrolyte water, energy snacks, and five times Red Bull snuff.

"Mommy Falk, that Chinese boy, is really too hateful!"

"He dared to follow and humiliate us!"

"He even said that he dug out his coach's grandma and ran faster than me!"

"This hatred is irreconcilable... When I recover, I have to deal with him severely!"

"Yes! Slow down, let's go together!"

"Boss Davis, why don't you speak?"

"Boss Davis must be thinking of a plan!"

Davis took the electrolyte drink handed over by the team member, took a few big gulps, and then let out a long sigh of relief, "I'm thinking...without that kid Gu Ran's last stimulation, our [-]-meter running test today, I'm afraid they will all fail..."

The players next to him were all taken aback.

That's right, they played for a holiday, their bodies were not in a competitive state at all, and they vomited a lot before training in the afternoon, but in the end they were able to pass most of them... This is simply a miracle!

That is to say, if it wasn't for Gu Ran's last lap to stimulate them one by one, they might not have passed this time.

The emotions of the players suddenly became complicated.

"But... this kid, he shouldn't be trying to make us qualified, right?"

"He should, just to mock us?"

"Why do I suddenly feel that this kid...is quite interesting?"

"Then... Boss, shall we still deal with him?"

"Of course," Davis nodded with a serious expression, "he dared to challenge all of us, of course we can't just let it go. But... it will be a friendly match with Liverpool in a few days. Put aside the grievances and hurry up to train—that’s Liverpool, brothers! Only by kicking Liverpool to death can you be taken seriously by the scouts of Liverpool and other giants! This is likely to be a turning point in your career!"

The players present immediately ignited!

"Boss is right!"

"Drying Liverpool is more important!"

"We have to perform well in the friendly matches, maybe we can increase the contract price, and even be spotted by the scouts of the giants!"

"Okay, let's let that kid go for now, and we'll talk about it after we finish playing against Liverpool!"

"Hmm! I agree!"

"But..." Luke Xiao, who was only 16 years old, asked cautiously, "What if that kid bullies us on his own initiative?"

The players present were suddenly covered in black lines.

And that's... a real problem.

At this time, assistant coach Andy blew his whistle to call everyone to gather.

The players dragged their tired bodies and stood in two rows.

Gu Ran was still full of energy.

Gregory's massage to restore some of his strength, plus nutritionist Lowena's "miracle water"…

Not to mention, although Rowena's special recovery drink is very unpleasant to drink, after drinking it, you can really feel the effect of energy recovery.

If this drink is promoted by the whole team...

Hahahaha!

Gu Ran almost laughed out loud.

"Next, let's announce the results of this regression test."

Assistant coach Andy took over Adkins' head coach's ratings and announced them one by one:
"Davis, B+."

"Wharton, B-."

"Jedi, B-."

"Butterfield, B-."

"Lambert, A-."

"Lallana, A."

"Schneiderlin, A."

"Chamberlain, B-."

"Luke Shaw, B+."

"Connolly, B."

"Haldin, C..."

Haldin's face was red and white.

A is excellent, B is good, and C is bad.

As the team's "only" Zhengyin left back, veteran Haldin only got a C in three tests, which is undoubtedly a public humiliation for him.

In addition to Haldin, Chamberlain, who got a B-, was also full of embarrassment.

In fact, with his strength, that A-, or even A+ is no problem - if Gu Ran didn't let his prostate plow the ground in the elastic band sprint test.

At the end of the reading, assistant teacher Andy was stunned for a moment, then cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Gu Ran...S!"

The players immediately exploded!

"Fake, the Chinese boy S?"

"Damn Falk... I've never gotten an S score in my life!"

"I'm so sore..."

Even Gu Ran himself was a little surprised.

His grades in the three tests are indeed good, but he thinks it may be an A+ at best.

Unexpectedly, coach Adkins with a poker face actually gave him an S!

In this, there should be an element of stimulating other players with this, and there is an element of paving the way in advance to buy him more playing time.

Gu Ran looked at Coach Adkins gratefully.

Coach Adkins kept his poker face.

After the noise of the players subsided, Coach Adkins said: "Today's return day training is over, everyone can go home and rest. Tomorrow morning, we will continue the recovery training and the new season's tactics explanation class. In the afternoon, there will be public training sessions." training session."

"At that time, high-level members of the club and their families, as well as VIP fans, organizations, and reporters from the "Advance Saints" will come to the training ground to watch the game."

"I hope you will perform well."

"Disband."

After the head coach Adkins finished speaking, he picked up his own materials and walked out of the training ground without looking back.

Gu Ran was about to walk towards Coach Jacob for "Real Madrid-style" extra training when Captain Davis led a large group of players to surround Gu Ran.

Gu Ran proudly raised his chin, "A group of B, what do you want to do?"

Chamberlain roared angrily, "What did you say!"

Captain Davis hurriedly stopped the impulsive Chamberlain and others, and smiled calmly at Gu Ran, "Hey, boy, let's temporarily truce, the game against Liverpool is about to start, as the captain, I don't want to be affected by our internal disputes. fight abroad."

What the fuck?

This is the truce?
I'm just getting started!

Hehe, as expected, there is no one who can fight.

However, in order to prepare for Liverpool, a truce is also possible.

Gu Ran shrugged, "If people don't offend me, I won't offend others."

Chamberlain said angrily: "What? How dare you disagree!?"

Lallana pulled Chamberlain back, "I think he means that as long as we don't mess with him, he won't fuck us..."

Gu Ran gave Lallana a thumbs up, "There is nothing wrong with the interpretation."

Only then did Chamberlain understand, and blushed and shouted loudly: "Hmph! We're only on a temporary truce. When the match against Liverpool is over, I'll be the first to fuck you!"

Looking at Chamberlain's stupid and clear eyes, Gu Ran couldn't help laughing and said, "Okay, I'll accompany you anytime."

Davis said again: "However, you have to reserve parking space No. 1 for me."

Gu Ran said stiffly: "No way, first come, first served, if you have the ability, you came earlier than me, and the No. 1 parking space is naturally yours."

Davis frowned and said: "...There is kindness. Then, for the sake of the overall situation of the team, I will endure you for a few days."

The other players suddenly twitched.

Captain Davis has been at the Southampton club for so many years, who has seen him be so tolerant?

Well, finally saw it this time.

Southampton is really going to change...

Gu Ran said impatiently: "Do you have anything else to do? I have nothing else to do and I'm going to train."

It's time, do you still want to train?
Is this Chinese kid a devil?

All the players present were numb.

Davis said in a deep voice, "...not anymore."

The crowd automatically opened a gap for Gu Ran.

Gu Ran walked out proudly, and sang in his heart how invincible it is——

Gu Ran suddenly saw the smiling Loina.

The BGM in Gu Ran's heart immediately disappeared.

stop singing...

After the players dispersed, Gu Ran and coach Jacob started extra training.

Chamberlain and Luke Shaw stayed on purpose to see just how crazy this crazy Chinese kid could be.

The two of them are also stars of hope, and they also have their own coaches, but they have never stayed after training.

Coach Jacob brought a brown-red special medicine ball, arranged obstacle cones for Gu Ran, and led Gu Ran to practice dribbling, ball control and passing of the medicine ball.

As soon as he touched the medicine ball, Gu Ran took a deep breath.

This thing is so damn rigid!
Gu Ran instantly felt the feeling of the superstar Raul being trained with a medicine ball by Magath until he vomited.

Gu Ran was very uncomfortable at first, often unable to stop and control the ball, and the ligaments and muscles in his ankles and knees were also very sore.

Chamberlain and Luke Xiao, who were sitting on the courtside bench, laughed.

"Gu, do you want to take a break?" Coach Jacob asked with the corner of his mouth raised.

Gu Ran wiped the sweat off his forehead, "It's just the beginning, coach."

Coach Jacob said ecstatically, "Okay!"

How can a coach not like a student who works so hard?

After another ten minutes of crazy practice.

Coach Jacob said out of breath, "Gu, take a break!"

Gu Ran wiped the sweat off his face, his black eyes were full of excitement, "It's just the beginning! Coach!"

Coach Jacob's mouth twitched, "...Okay, okay."

Chamberlain and Luke Shaw, who were sitting on the sidelines, could no longer laugh.

Practiced for another half an hour.

Chamberlain and Luke Xiao slipped away with solemn expressions.

Coach Jacob was too tired to move his ankles.

Gu Ran urged: "Coach, don't stop! I still need you to cooperate with me in passing and catching the ball!"

Coach Jacob put his hands on his knees and shook his head in despair.

At his age, he really can't keep up with the young man!

The point is, this young man just ran 1 meters!

I really envy Gu Ran's young body!
"Gu...will you be here today?"

"Coach, it's just the beginning!" Gu Ran said eagerly, "If I keep practicing like this, when will I be able to experience your Real Madrid-style training!"

Coach Jacob: ...

Gu Ran said again: "Coach, why don't you drink your saliva first? I'll ask Lowena to prepare the white flower snake grasswort perfume for you—"

"Don't, don't, don't!" Coach Jacob frowned, almost pleading: "Gu, it's getting dark, if you don't go back early, your girlfriend will be in a hurry."

Gu Ran grinned and said, "Coach, how about testing me? Don't worry, I'm here to make a statement to you, no matter if I have a girlfriend or not, no matter how many girlfriends I have, I just want to play football!"

Coach Jacob covered his face and said in pain, "Gu... let me tell you the truth! I, and my 80-year-old mother need to go back to take care of me..."

Maeve and Gregory also quickly said: "Yes, yes, let's stop here."

Lowena also couldn't wait to say: "Gu, it's time for you to have dinner!"

When it came to dinner, Rick, the personal assistant, turned pale in an instant.

Gu Ran looked at the time and said helplessly, "I'll practice for a while, just for a while."

Coach Jacob was about to cry, "Gu...let's stop here. Training this thing doesn't take place in a day or two, and rest after training is also very necessary."

Gu Ran said unsatisfactorily: "Well, it seems that I can't feel the Real Madrid-style training today, so I will work harder tomorrow."

Coach Jacob: ...

Gu Ran said again: "By the way, coach, can you give me this medicine ball? I can also find time to practice when I go home."

Coach Jacob's lips trembled, "Take it away, take it away, you're welcome!"

"Thank you coach! Coach, you are super nice! I really don't understand why they say you are so strict."

Gu Ran happily packed the medicine ball into his sports backpack.

Coach Jacob: You are the real pervert! ! !
After finishing the training, Gu Ran went to the locker room of the gym to take a shower and change clothes.

As soon as he took off his clothes, the mobile phone in the sports bag rang.

Gu Ran picked it up and saw that it was a call from an unfamiliar number.

Gu Ran hesitated for a moment, then pressed the answer button.

"Hello? Hello, is this Mr. Gu Ran?"

On the other side of the phone, there was a weak and timid female voice.

This voice sounds familiar...

who is it?
Gu Ran hurriedly said, "Yes, it's me, are you?"

The girl on the other side of the phone immediately said: "Mr. Gu Ran, hello, I'm that friend of Emilia's..."

(End of this chapter)