I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 306 Random inspection after the game!Gank in the men's room!

The entire media hall was in chaos.

The reporters were willing to let go of this good opportunity to interview Coach Adkins, and they desperately asked questions:
"Coach Adkins, by saying this, does it mean that you don't like Gu Ran?"

"I would like to ask Coach Adkins, if Liverpool's offer exceeds Gu Ran's minimum termination fee, then what other methods does your Southampton club have to stop or retaliate against Liverpool?"

"Coach Adkins, are you also planning to poach Liverpool players?"

"If you had to dig, which player from Liverpool do you think you could get?"

Many reporters followed suit and laughed.

Who doesn't know, Southampton club poor clang?
Although the Southampton club has recently emerged from the plight of financial collapse, it is still very poor and it is impossible to compare with Liverpool.

What's more, the status of the clubs is different, and it is impossible for Southampton to poach Liverpool players.

Of course, Coach Adkins did not intend to answer these provocative questions.

Coach Adkins stood up with a poker face and said, "I've finished my words, and I have no other questions to comment on."

After speaking, Coach Adkins turned around and walked out of the media hall.

Lallana followed suit.

The two didn't even say goodbye to Hodgson and Gerrard.

Coach Hodgson didn't think there was any embarrassment, but he had a triumphant smile on his face-although this pre-season friendly match was tied by Southampton, the real crisis is not Liverpool, but Southampton .

The Southampton team has such a big baby as Gu Ran, so they have to beware of being missed by other clubs all the time!
Instead of calming down because of the departure of coach Adkins, the media hall became even more noisy.

The reporters who couldn't catch Coach Adkins all surrounded Coach Hodgson and asked crazy questions.

——When the media hall was in a mess, Gu Ran had just finished his fascia knife massage.

Not to mention, after raising the physical fitness to 75 points, the tolerance of the muscles and bones also increased.

Gregory was half exhausted, and Gu Ran only frowned slightly.

After finishing a set of fascia knife, Gu Ran didn't sweat as much as Gregory.

Gregory said convincingly: "Gu, you are really amazing."

Everyone who gives me a massage says this...

Gu Ran smiled faintly, "It's okay."

Just as Gu Ran was about to take a shower, a staff member in a white coat knocked on the door and walked into the visiting team's locker room.

"Is Mr. Gu Ran here?"

"I am." Gu Ran stood up and said.

The staff member in the white coat immediately said: "Hello, Mr. Gu Ran, I am the staff member in charge of the post-match doping test, and now we are going to conduct a doping test on you."

What the fuck?

Gu Ran couldn't help frowning.

Post-match inspections are a must for all professional football matches.

This kind of spot check is not checked by every player, because it will involve a high time cost.

Moreover, doping has not changed decisively for the sport of football. Therefore, the detection of doping in football is not as comprehensive as that of other sports. Non-major competitions only use random inspections.

As long as the players are randomly inspected, they must cooperate seriously, otherwise, they will get into unnecessary trouble.

As for the random doping test, Gu Ran naturally did not resist.

Because resisting the doping test is tantamount to indirectly admitting that you have a problem.

However, what makes Gu Ran unhappy is:
Lao Tzu's first main match was drawn to the post-match random inspection. This is definitely not a matter of probability. This is a deliberate targeting!
how?Do you think that I am a Chinese, a novice in League One, and I perform so well on the field, so you suspect that I am taking medicine?

Gu Ran couldn't help feeling a little angry in his heart.

Rick, the personal affairs assistant next to him, couldn't help but said loudly: "It's the first time our Gu participated in the competition, and you did a random inspection. Do you dare to say it was not intentional?"

The staff looked businesslike, "I'm sorry, we all followed the procedure. I can only say...Mr. Gu Ran, you are very lucky, really, very lucky."

After speaking, the staff member smiled meaningfully.

Gu Ran sneered and said, "Yeah, I'm really lucky. All right, let's check it, isn't it just a pot of urine?"

Even if he was really deliberately targeted, Gu Ran couldn't refuse the post-match random inspection.

Because once there is a slight problem with the program, even if you have never taken doping, those anti-doping agencies that control the right to speak will take the opportunity to stand on the moral high ground and make waves.

The International Anti-Doping Agency is actually a tool.

The tool is fair, but the people and countries that have access to the tool and control over anti-doping agencies are hiding something huge.

They stand at the pinnacle of sportsmanship, they oversee all the players, but no one oversees them.

Therefore, the reality is that although power has been covered up layer by layer, its essence is still in the hands of a small group of people.

As a reborn person, Gu Ran naturally understood this truth, and he didn't intend to use his future to fight against the anti-doping agency.

Gu Ran was about to go to the bathroom in the locker room, but the staff stopped him, "Mr. Gu Ran, you can't test here, you have to go to our designated bathroom for random inspection."

Gu Ran sneered and said, "Why, do you suspect that my other teammates will pee for me?"

The staff said: "I didn't say that, but you really have to go to our designated bathroom for a random inspection, otherwise you will not meet the random inspection process."

Gu Ran sighed helplessly, "Okay."

One sentence that does not conform to the process can ruin an athlete's career.

The staff member said: "Then, Mr. Gu Ran, please come with me."

Gu Ran immediately followed the staff out of the visiting team's locker room.

Rick, the personal affairs assistant, also hurriedly followed.

The staff came to lead the way and took Gu Ran to a dedicated bathroom on the second floor.

The staff handed Gu Ran a urine cup with a sealed lid, "Mr. Gu Ran, please go to the bathroom inside and urinate in this testing cup."

"Oh." Gu Ran took the urine cup and walked in.

Rick also wanted to follow in, but the staff stopped him at the door, "Sorry, sir, you can't go in."

Rick said angrily, "I'm his personal affairs assistant! As an assistant, I... can't I help him?"

The corner of the staff's mouth twitched slightly, "No. If you insist on going in, then Mr. Gu Ran's random inspection will be judged as unqualified."

Rick took two steps back quickly, "Hey, brother, don't be so serious, I just don't go in, I'll just guard at this door, it's okay to not let other people go in and disturb Gu Ran peeing, right?"

The staff gave Rick a blank look, but ignored him.

At this time, Gu Ran walked into the toilet with a urine testing cup.

There was a strange, high-end perfume smell in the toilet.

When he first came in, Gu Ran almost thought that he had gone to the wrong toilet, but it was not until he saw the urinal that he was sure that he had not gone wrong.

It was not the first time for Gu Ran to take a urine test.

It's not like Gu Ran didn't pass the urine test during the physical examination at the club.

It's just that the urine test in your own club is far less strict than the urine test here.

...I actually have to go to the designated bathroom to pee!
While complaining in his heart, Gu Ran untied the belt of his ball pants and took out the big guy.

After standing there for a while, Gu Ran...not a drop!

Gu Ran: ...

Gu Ran: ..., ...

Gu Ran:...,...,...

Still not a drop!

This is not a prostate problem!

It was because the competition was too strong, the exercise was too intense, and the body consumed and eliminated a lot of water, so there was no urine!
Professional competition is really fierce!In less than half an hour, the water in the body is almost exhausted!

Fortunately, I added a little water during the game, relaxed my mind, and squeezed hard.

Gu Ran took a deep breath, concentrated his thoughts, and worked hard to brew the urge to urinate.

Just as Gu Ran was trying to squeeze, the door of a toilet room behind him opened gently.

The smell of perfume in the toilet also became stronger.

A woman in a red dress with an extremely hot figure quietly came out of the toilet.

This person is none other than the proprietress of Liverpool, Linda Pizzuti!
She asked Edwards to arrange a "private" meeting with Gu Ran, and Edwards did it for her!
It's just that the meeting place is a little... less formal.

it's fine!
As long as you can meet Gu Ran alone, it doesn't matter where you meet!

Linda was so excited!
Although this meeting opportunity was quite... interesting, Linda didn't care!
Not only did she not care, Linda was even a little excited!Little excitement!

This sneaky "act" made Linda's heart beat faster and her dopamine was secreted crazily!
Linda walked gently behind Gu Ran who was concentrating on urinating, and said excitedly, "Hi! Gu!"

Gu Ran immediately trembled!
In the supposedly empty men's room, a woman's voice actually appeared!And it suddenly appeared behind him!
This is so frightening, anyone would have to pee out of fright!

Gu Ran subconsciously turned around to check, and the desire to urinate was also aroused, gushing out!

shit...

Isn’t this Linda, the proprietress of Liverpool?

Linda, you actually gank me in the men's room? !

Me, me, me, am I not all seen now?
Should I charge it?
No, the desire to urinate that was finally aroused cannot just be interrupted like this!

——Gu Ran shook his head and continued to release!

Linda was reaching out excitedly to shake hands with Gu Ran to say hello, but in the end...

Got fucked!
The first time the two met in private, it was such a warm exchange!

Gu Ran was the first to react!
Gu Ran turned around quickly.

When turning around, the urine drew a beautiful parabola, and Gu Ran immediately caught it with a urine cup, avoiding waste.

Linda's red skirt was also bared immediately.

Linda's face was...excited.

"It's amazing, even peeing is like a full moon scimitar..."

shit...

Hearing Linda's whisper, Gu Ran couldn't help but feel his scalp tighten.

At this time, I still have to say something.

Gu Ran pretended to be calm, turned his back to Linda, and said in a deep voice, "If I guessed correctly, you must be Ms. Linda. Sorry, I didn't know you would appear behind me, so just now..."

Linda giggled, "It's okay, Mr. Gu Ran. I should apologize to you. I suddenly appeared behind you and gave you a [big] jump, right?"

I don't know why, Linda pronounced the word "big" very hard.

Maybe it's an Italian accent problem.

Linda continued to laugh and said, "Besides, I won't suffer."

Gu Ran secretly complained: ...Yes, you have taken a [big] advantage!
However, I couldn't squeeze it out, but after being so excited by Linda, I urinated instead.

Gu Ran shook his head, closed the lid of the urine cup, and then put the big thing away.

Linda also went to the sink to wash her hands.

Linda's red skirt also had some splashes on it. Linda directly picked up the skirt and held the hem of the skirt to dry under the dryer.

The hot wind blew her skirt like a red flag in the wind.

Gu Ran just turned around——

shit...

Ms. Linda, don't be like this!
It's like this when we first met, I'm a serious person!

Although I was taken advantage of by you, I really never thought about taking it back!

Gu Ran looked at Linda seriously.

Seeing Gu Ran looking at him, Linda couldn't help pursing her lips into a smile, and lowered her skirt as if trying to get him.

This posture looks like a veteran.

Ordinary men absolutely can't handle it.

The two rearranged their appearance, as if nothing had happened just now.

Linda smiled and said, "Mr. Gu Ran, you are so calm and sophisticated. There was such a big accident between us, and you didn't panic at all."

Gu Ran also smiled realistically and said, "To each other."

Linda winked, "God, I can't believe you are so young and so... strong."

I didn't expect you to be so... coquettish, Madam Boss, to hide in the men's room ahead of time and guard me.

Gu Ran complained in his heart, cleared his throat and said, "Ms. Linda, I think, you must have gone to the wrong toilet, right?"

Linda giggled, laughing so that her whole body trembled, and the waves were magnificent.

"Mr. Gu Ran, you are really humorous, giggling."

"Of course I didn't go to the wrong toilet. I waited for you here on purpose."

While speaking, Linda winked at Gu Ran again.

Gu Ran's mouth suddenly felt dry.

Linda, at your age, at my age, it's easy for us to have accidents like this!
no!I am a decent person!
My surname is Gu, not Cao!

Gu Ran secretly took a deep breath, suppressed a certain thought in his heart, and said solemnly: "...It turns out that Ms. Linda deliberately took advantage of me."

What the hell!

How could I say such a thing!

Isn't this flirting with each other?

Why did I automatically flirt?I am not such a person!I really am not such a person!
Linda pursed her lips with excitement, and her mature body trembled even more violently due to her efforts to hold back her laughter, and she couldn't even straighten her waist.

When she bent down, Gu Ran felt that her eyes were straight.

This woman is amazing...

Physical teasing is the deadliest!
(End of this chapter)