I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 385 The female star of the charity performance turned out to be!Gu Ran: Damn it... you're so cute and cute, and you're so cute!

Gu Ran walked softly to the door of the room where there was a wheezing sound - there was a temporary door sign posted on the door: Guest of the Performing Arts.

There is also a warning sign on the door handle that says "VIP guests are resting, please do not disturb."

Guest performer? ? ?

Oh, by the way, Mendes said that today's charity dinner will start with a little girl who has become popular in the music world to sing.

Who is the most popular singing star recently?

It feels like the cafe space should be quite large, otherwise how could it be worthy of being filled with legends and celebrities?

Just as Gu Ran was thinking about it, he heard gasps in the room and the violent sound of tables and chairs being bumped.

It sounds like that's the case, but based on experience, it doesn't seem to be the case.

Suddenly, the panting female voice in the room shouted: "Ah! Why am I so unlucky! Who can come and save me! God, if someone can come and save me, I can do anything!"

It is certain that there is actually only one girl in the room, and she seems to be trapped by something.

At this time, you should walk away quietly and not be tainted by the cause and effect.

But Gu Ran is a warm-hearted person.

And it concerns my own charity dinner guest performer. The charity dinner is about to start now. Without the guest performer, it will definitely not be perfect.

Besides, girls have made a wish and can do whatever they want. If they still stand by and watch, then they are still not men?
So, Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Miss? Are you in any trouble? Do you need me to go in and help you?"

The girl in the room immediately said excitedly: "Oh God! Have you heard my call? Good Samaritan, please come in quickly - wait, wait, wait! No, no, don't come in! Don't come in ! Ah! It hurts so much..."

There was a panicked crash in the room.

shit...

What's going on inside?

Why are you begging me to go in one moment and begging me not to go in the next?
Does it still hurt?
Why don't you drive here?

I'm a serious person, I don't understand what you're talking about, okay?

"Okay - then I'll go in."

Gu Ran turned the door handle and found that it was locked from the inside.

Yo?Follow the authority in emergencies!
Gu Ran decisively kicked him!
boom!
The door was kicked open hard!

The next moment, Gu Ran took a deep breath!

Lying in a groove!
What a white back!

It's as white as glowing cream!
The next moment, Gu Ran couldn't help but want to laugh out loud!
In the messy dressing room, a girl wearing a sequined halter top and miniskirt was kneeling on the floor in a very funny posture, shivering, and burrowing her head like an ostrich. In the corner under the dressing table.

This is not the funniest thing. The most ridiculous thing is that the girl's hands, waist and hips are stuck backwards on a poor-quality metal folding stool.

This is why she is trapped and struggling.

Thinking about it, my buttocks were too big and the folding stool got stuck.

As for the arm being stuck, it was probably because after the butt was stuck, I was eager to pull it out with my hand, but after stuffing my hand in, I couldn't pull it out. Then I used my other hand to pull it out in desperation. As a result, two My hands were so jammed that I couldn't pull it out.

To be able to do such a thing is really...too stupid...

As for why he put his head under the dressing table, he probably knew that he was too stupid to show off to others, right?

No wonder you want someone to save you, but you don’t want anyone to come to save you.

By the way, is such a stupid girl really my guest performer?
Who is this?

Such broad shoulders, such long legs, such a fleshy butt, such a nice voice, such a silly and cute personality...

Could it be that she is? ? ?Who is inside! ?
Gu Ran's eyes suddenly lit up!I can't wait to pull the head of the female star out from under the dressing table right now to verify it.

The stupid female star asked in a trembling voice: "You, you, you... came in?"

Damn it, this car is being driven, don’t you feel if I’m in or out?
Gu Ran then cleared his throat and said, "Yes, I'm coming in. Let me... close the door first."

After all, it is enough for me to watch such a beautiful, no, such funny scene by myself.

"Oh, you are so thoughtful! Since you have come in, please... help me." The female star begged with a tearful voice.

Gu Ran looked left and right, "Miss, in your case... I'm afraid it will hurt a little."

The female star took a breath and said, "No, no, no, I'm afraid of pain! Okay, okay, come on, come on, I'm about to perform on stage, I can't delay the performance, I took a 10-hour flight all night You flew here, I can't just fly back empty-handed without making any money! It hurts a little bit, but you must be gentle and don't let me bleed. Oh! This damn broken chair is really not strong! I just wanted to squint in the chair for a while and get jet lagged, but this is what happened.”

No need to explain. Seeing that you can't pull out both arms has already exposed your intelligence.

Having said that, this female star is really sharp-tongued, has a small mouth, and is extremely changeable.

No, it may not be a small mouth.

Judging from the hip shape that can fit a folding stool through, the mouth cannot be too small.

Gu Ran suppressed a smile and walked behind the female star.

From this angle... you can see the neutral side arc in the loose sling.

Gu Ran tried his best to move his eyes away.

However, my eyes are a bit unruly.

Oh, you said I am a football player, why do you always show me these things?

The female star asked in a trembling voice: "Why don't you start?"

Gu Ran cleared his throat and said, "I'm looking for an angle."

"Oh, have you found it?"

"Well, almost."

"Then please hurry up. The charity dinner is about to start. I don't want to go on stage like this. I heard that many reporters from mainstream media came to the charity dinner today. I don't want my singing career to end like this. Destroyed! Hurry up!" The female star kept shouting loudly.

"Don't worry, I'm always very fast. I'll be fine in one go." Gu Ran paused again, "But I have to use my hands."

"Anything to get me out of this damn chair!"

"Okay, then I'll start."

Gu Ran reached out to hold the female star's fleshy buttocks.

The female star’s gluteus maximus muscles contracted significantly.

Gu Ran took the opportunity to hit him hard!
The female star said "Ah" and her head hit the wall under the dressing table.

But her buttocks were still stuck in the metal folding chair.

Gu Ran: ...

Oops, this is a bit of a slap in the face.

Gu Ran couldn't help but said: "I didn't expect...it's quite tight."

The female star cried and said: "Can you do it? Otherwise, go and call my assistant for me. I asked her to check the audio equipment for me. When you ask her to come, you can find a cutting machine." Something like that, but be sure not to tell others what it is used for... Wuwuwuwu... I'm so unlucky! If I had known, I wouldn't have flown here from the United States to earn this money!"

Damn it, no?No woman dares to say I can’t do it!

Gu Ran also got a little carried away, "I can do it! Let's do it again! Let's cooperate well this time!"

Gu Ran patted the female star's gluteus maximus, "Tighten up here!"

The female star's whole body tensed up, "You, what are you doing..."

Without saying anything, Gu Ran directly held the metal folding chair with both hands, raised his knees at the same time, exerted force on his waist and abdomen, and pushed hard——

Leave you!

"Ah!" The female star screamed suddenly, and then she was freed from the metal folding chair, and her whole body lay heavily on the floor.

Gu Ran breathed a sigh of relief, "How about I just say I can do it?"

The female star got up from the floor in embarrassment, enduring the pain in her buttocks, covering her face with her hands and saying: "Thank you...Oh, I am so unlucky! Please keep this matter a secret for me, by the way, you should Are you the service staff here? Tell me your name, and I will ask my assistant to give you a sum of money as a thank you later."

Gu Ran lowered his head and looked at his suit - sure enough, in such a place where celebrities gather, it is easy for people to mistake a no-name suit for a waiter.

joke!Am I the kind of person who is short of money?

Well, I just owed £1 million, I was short of money, but...

I'm even missing some magic tools!
Gu Ran then smiled and said, "My name is Gu Ran - if my guess is correct, you should be...Taylor Swift, right?"

Besides being unlucky, which female star in the music industry can be 180cm tall and still be so unlucky and cute?
lights~
The moment Gu Ran revealed his identity, a red talent point bubble was generated at the feet of the female star!
That’s right!This silly and adorable guest performer is Taylor Swift!

During this period, Taylor Swift was already a well-known country folk queen in the United States!However, the overseas market has not yet been fully opened, so Taylor Swift's fame is not world-class now, but it won't be long before Taylor Swift will be a world-class queen.

I feel so happy to be able to meet Taylor Swift at this time, and even support Taylor Swift twice, and Taylor Swift also wants to say thank you.

Taylor Swift, whose identity was exposed, trembled all over and continued to hide her face: "No, I'm not! I really don't...well, I am...I am Taylor Swift. God! I am really What an embarrassment! I haven’t even performed on stage yet, and yet I’m so embarrassed! How did you recognize me? Are you my fan? Forget it, it doesn’t matter. What do you want? More money? Or mine Autograph? What do you want so that you won’t tell anyone about what happened today?”

Amidst Taylor Swift's chattering words, Gu Ran calmly picked up the red talent point bubble from the air.

"Miss Swift, I don't want anything. Just put on a good show. I'll see you later."

After saying that, Gu Ran smiled at Swifty, turned around and walked out of the temporary dressing room.

The enhanced heartthrob smile +1 that I have been holding back for a long time is automatically triggered!
Taylor Swift immediately shuddered.

By the time she came back to her senses, Gu Ran had already left.

Taylor Swift took a shaky breath, "This waiter... is kind of handsome. But it hurts too much! Wait, what does he mean by seeing you later?"

Taylor Swift rubbed her butt with a sour expression.

A few minutes later, Gu Ran returned to the charity dinner and sat down at the table in the front row.

Victoria, Linda, and Sister NO rushed to sit at the same table with Gu Ran. Ferguson and Charlton also wanted to sit at the same table with Gu Ran, but they couldn't bring themselves to compete with the woman for a seat, so they could only sit at the same table with Gu Ran. Seating at adjacent tables.The charity dinner started soon.

The waiters quickly and skillfully brought delicious dishes to the table.

The food is exquisite, but there are just a few dishes on a big plate, which is not worth eating.

Of course, the celebrities who come here to attend the charity dinner are not here to eat at all.

Mendes, the organizer of the game, walked onto the stage with a wine glass and made a passionate opening speech - why welcome all the legends and celebrities to come, why welcome all sponsors to support, why environmental protection is the eternal theme of mankind, Brabu Pulled.

The big guys below naturally also applauded very enthusiastically, as if everyone cared about environmental protection.

Next, Mendes announced that he would invite popular singer Taylor Swift to sing for this environmental charity dinner.

Amid applause, Taylor Swift walked onto the stage wearing a sequined strapless backless skirt and waving her arms under the flashes of media reporters.

Before Taylor Swift could open her mouth, she saw Gu Ran sitting in the center of the first row.

Gu Ran smiled mischievously at her.

Taylor Swift is straight up stupid...

No wonder I said, see you soon!
It turns out that this handsome Asian guy is not a waiter at all!But a celebrity!
I'm so unlucky!Such an embarrassing thing happened to me at the hands of a young, handsome celebrity!

How will I see anyone in the future?

No, no, after the banquet is over, you must talk to him alone!I must shut his mouth!
Taylor Swift took a deep breath and sang her famous song "Love Story" along with the accompaniment.

The singing was beautiful, and Gu Ran was intoxicated.

Gu Ran had listened to this song many times on the playback software in his previous life, but hearing it live at such a close distance felt so different.

Victoria, who was sitting next to Gu Ran, tilted her head and asked Gu Ran: "Gu, don't you think that the female singer on the stage has been secretly glancing at you? Do you know her?"

Gu Ran quickly said seriously: "Sister-in-law, she may be looking at you. After all, you are also a well-known entertainment star in the United States."

Victoria immediately puffed up her chest, "Oh, that's~"

After singing "Love Story", Taylor Swift sang "You Belong with Me".

After singing, Taylor Swift left the stage with a bitter look on her face amidst the applause of the crowd.

She almost tripped when she came off the stage, but fortunately she had long legs and stabilized her figure in time.

Gu Ran covered his face and suppressed a smile - after all, his sister-in-law was sitting next to him, and if he accidentally triggered the enhanced heartthrob smile, he would be in big trouble.

Immediately afterwards, the charity dinner began to get down to business.

Since it is a charity, it must raise funds.

The celebrities invited here today are not here for free, they all have to come up with bids or participate in the auction.

First, it was Mendes who started the conversation.

Mendes took out a Real Madrid jersey signed by Mourinho for charity bidding.

In fact, with Mendes' ability, it is very easy to get a jersey signed by Ronaldo, but Mendes didn't want Ronaldo's limelight to steal Gu Ran's limelight, so he chose Mourinho's Real Madrid. Jersey.

Moreover, as a coach, Mourinho's customized jerseys are not issued and are extremely rare, making them more worthy of collection.

The jersey had a base price of £100, and celebrities were bidding on it.

Gu Ran directly bid 1000 pounds to show his participation.

But this bid was quickly rejected by a Suzuki sponsor representative who offered £2.

Gu Ran immediately bid 2 pounds.

The Suzuki sponsor representative made an arrogant bid of £5.

Gu Ran immediately bid 5 pounds.

Suzuki sponsor representatives went on to bid £8.

A jersey fetched 8 pounds, which is about the same.

Gu Ran smiled and did not continue bidding.

Just as Mendes was happily preparing to drop the hammer, Sister NO, who was sitting next to Gu Ran, raised her hand and directly bid 10 pounds.

Gu Ran:? ? ?
Mourinho coached Chelsea from 04 to 08, and had a bad fight with Chelsea in the second half of the period. He took away a lot of liquidated damages from Chelsea. Chelsea was actually willing to pay a high price to buy a Real Madrid jersey signed by Mourinho. ?

I saw Sister NO giving Gu Ran a charming smile, "Gu, if you want it, I'll buy it for you and give it to you."

Linda and Victoria beside them both frowned, and secretly cursed Bichi at the same time.

Gu Ran suddenly felt dumbfounded: Sister, I just want to be a Manchester United and carry Suzuki to death!
Boom!
Mendes was so happy that Chelsea's NO sister bought a Real Madrid jersey signed by Mourinho for 10 pounds.

The second item to be auctioned was provided by Abramovich - Chelsea's home VIP box package for the new season.

Each home VIP box is worth 14300 pounds. Throughout the season, excluding various cup matches and intercontinental matches, the Premier League has 38 home games. So in terms of ticket price alone, Abramovich’s charity auction item is worth at least 54.34 pounds. GBP.

Sure enough, when the top wealthy people make a move, it is a big deal.

Bidding still starts at £100.

Gu Ran directly bid 1000 pounds - now that we are so poor, it would be good to make a profit from the price difference.

However, major sponsors enthusiastically raised their cards and raised the price to 2 pounds in less than 45 minutes.

This price is already very close to the ticket price, so there is no point in shouting higher.

Gu Ran also stopped participating after shouting out 1000 pounds.

In the end, the sponsor representative of KFCBES Bank won Abramovich’s charity auction item at a price of 47.5 pounds.

Abu applauded the KFCBES Bank representative with satisfaction.

KFCBES Bank is definitely making money this time. Firstly, it has established a relationship with Abu, and secondly, these "discounted" VIP box tickets can be given as gifts to their major customers.

Sir Alex Ferguson's charity bid is a replica of Manchester United's 2008 Champions League trophy...

The trophy also has the autographs of Manchester United stars.

Although it is a replica, it is also an official replica of Manchester United, so it means a lot.

Gu Ran did not take action on this bidding item. After all, if he did, other clubs would misunderstand that he wanted to transfer to Manchester United.

In the end, Nike's sponsor representative bought the replica trophy for 12 pounds.

Sir Alex Ferguson smiled and personally awarded the trophy to the sponsor representative of Nike. The sponsor representative of Nike also stole the show.

The item Sir Charlton brought to auction was the No. 9 jersey he wore when he was a Manchester United player.

Although Sir Charlton wore No. 7, No. 11 and No. 10 at Manchester United, he was wearing the No. 9 jersey during the Munich air disaster.

This jersey is very rare in a historical sense.

This time, Gu Ran directly bid 1 pounds.

——It’s easy to be misunderstood if you take a photo of Manchester United’s replica trophy, but you won’t be misunderstood if you take a photo of a legendary star’s jersey with historical significance.

Bidding prices quickly climbed to £10, £20, £30, and continued to rise.

In the end, the top rich man Abramovich killed everyone in an instant with a price of 60 pounds.

This is also the highest price ever paid at this charity dinner.

It's so damn good to have money... Gu Ran clapped and secretly sighed in his heart: What the hell, spending money is like throwing away waste paper, and others still have to call you daddy.

In fact, if he raises his hand at this time... Abramovich will definitely add more, even if it reaches 100 million pounds, there will be no cap.

But the question is, who dares to go against the top rich?
Sir Charlton happily shook hands with Abramovich and hugged him. Abramovich's bidding price gave the old jazz enough face.

After Abramovich got Sir Charlton's No. 9 jersey, he turned around and gave it to Gu Ran at the next table.

Gu Ran: ...

After a moment of silence in the banquet hall, more enthusiastic applause erupted instantly.

The media reporters are even more frantically pressing the shutter - isn't there tomorrow's news material?

Gu Ran was holding Sir Charlton's jersey, and he was completely shocked!
The jersey bought for 60 pounds was given away without hesitation for a second...

Abu must give 101 points for showing off!
If you give me one more point, I won’t be afraid of Abu being proud!
Sister NO's face was filled with a proud smile.

Linda's chest was heaving with anger - at today's charity dinner, her limelight seemed to be completely suppressed by the Chelsea people.

Immediately afterwards, there is the charity auction item of Liverpool Sir Dalglish - the Anfield Crown.

This is a brass crown that Liverpool fans spontaneously made for Dalglish when he retired. The crown is also engraved with a line of small cursive words: Dedicated to the eternal King of Liverpool, Kenny.

This charity auction item is not a replica, it is the only one in the world!
It can be seen that Liverpool has spent a lot of money this time to compete at the charity dinner!

Sponsor representatives made bids one after another, and Gu Ran also bid up to 5 pounds!
After all, such a commemorative crown is still very collectible.

In the end, the Anfield crown was once again snapped up by Abramovich for £60.

Dalglish hugged Abu happily, but Dalglish did not intend to put the crown on Abu with his own hands.

And Abu had no intention of wearing the crown. After getting the crown, Abu turned around again and put the crown on Gu Ran's head.

Thunderous applause erupted from the scene!The media reporters pressed the camera shutter even more crazily!
Sure enough, where there is Gu Ran, there will be big news!

In just a few minutes, Abu had already paid 120 million pounds for Gu Ran!

This is really the purest brother on the list!
You can really do whatever you want, buy whatever you want, and give whatever you want as a gift!

But the whole scene also looked very weird - the owner of Chelsea put the Liverpool king's crown on the head of the Southampton player who was holding the Real Madrid coach's jersey in one hand and the Manchester United legendary jersey in the other.

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(End of this chapter)