I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 388 Swift: Just hit me to death!The true strength of the Queen!Gu Ran writes songs for the Queen! ?

The little queen of country folk songs was dumbfounded, "Walter???"My Deskmate"? What kind of song is this?"

Gu Ran said confidently: "It's a folk song."

Taylor said in astonishment: "Why have I never heard of it?"

"You haven't heard of this?" Gu Ran cleared his throat, imitated Lao Lang's voice, and sang a cappella in English: "Tomorrow will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday~"

Bah, no serious person can write a diary! ?

Gu Ran paused for a moment, then sang:

"Will you still miss me tomorrow? I used to cry the most~"

"The teachers can't even remember it, so you can't guess the problem~"

"It's only when I look through photos occasionally that I think of you at the same table."

Taylor twisted her waist inch by inch and said with an extremely shocked expression: "Wait! Wait! This, this is really a ballad?! It's such a beautiful ballad melody and lyrics, but this is really the first time I've heard it! "

Gu Ran shrugged, "This song is a bit old. It was written in 1994 and is known as the most popular campus ballad in the 90s. It is no exaggeration to say that at least 6 million people around the world can hum it."

Taylor's mouth opened wide, completely forgetting the pain of twisting his waist, "6 million people... God! My most popular song currently can't even reach the level of 1 million people who can hum it..."

Gu Ran asked: "What? You, the little queen of folk songs, can't sing this classic old song?"

Taylor said ashamedly: "I...well, I really can't sing. However, this song is really good, although your singing is ugly and it always feels dirty."

Damn it, little diva, your first impression of me was too bad, right?

Why do you think everything I do is dirty?

What the hell, how can I reverse this bad impression?

You can't really spend 70 pounds.

I can't afford 70 pounds, but I can still give away 700 billion pounds.

Bah, why do I look like an old SP?
It must be because your body is too high and you have held it in for too long.

——Gu Ran tried hard to keep a serious look on his face.

Just listen to Taylor continue: "Mr. Gu Ran, can you sing it for me in full? I really want to hear the full version."

Gu Ran couldn't help but secretly complained: Which one of us is the best singer?

"You don't think I'm dirty?"

"I can bear it."

"……Fine."

Since the little diva is so sincere, she must be satisfied.

So, Gu Ran sang "My Deskmate" completely in English.

Taylor was quiet and mesmerized throughout.

After Gu Ran finished singing, Taylor exclaimed in amazement: "What a great school ballad... But I really haven't heard this song. Maybe... I don't spend much time in school."

Taylor's pretty face turned red, "Mr. Gu Ran, why don't you order something else? As long as it's not a school ballad, and don't be too old, ahem, I can basically sing other ballads."

Gu Ran thought for a while, "Then let's play a song from 03: "In Another Country"."

"Walt..." Taylor was so shocked that he almost went crazy, "In a foreign country? What kind of song is this?"

Gu Ran said: "This is a serious country folk song. Not only 8 million people in the world can sing it, but at least 7 million people can hum it."

"I don't believe it! You, you sing, let me listen!"

Damn it, have I really become a singer?

I'm a football player!I want to win the Golden Globe, not the Grammy!

Well, if I can win a future Grammy Queen with my singing, it will be worth it.

"It's ugly!"

Gu Ran sang the entire song "In a Foreign Country" in English at the top of his lungs.

"What a...good song!" Taylor gasped, holding her chest. "Although it's hard to hear it when sung by you, I can still feel the wonderfulness of the lyrics and songs! Oh! God! Such a beautiful ballad, I haven’t heard it before? Mr. Gu Ran, come again, please order another song, and I will definitely be able to sing it this time! Of course, the best thing you order is the popular folk song this year!"

The most popular folk song in 2010?
Okay, I'm bullying you if I order "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond".

Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Then let's play "Old Boy"?"

Taylor's mouth trembled, "What? I...have never heard of it..."

Gu Ran sighed, "Hey, tell me, why have you never heard of this or that? Okay, okay, I'll sing it to you again."

Immediately, Gu Ran shouted "Old Boy" in English.

"...Youth is like a rushing river. Once it goes away and never comes back, there is no time to say goodbye. I am left numb and without the passion of the past!"

"Look at the flowers floating all over the sky, withering at the most beautiful moment. Who will remember that she has been in this world..."

While listening, Taylor was so moved that her eyes filled with tears, "Oh God! What beautiful lyrics, what a beautiful folk melody, I have never heard such a beautiful song! What kind of little folk queen am I? Me, me, no." Live! Just hit me to death! Just hit me to death!"

Gu Ran, who was stepping on the accelerator, said quickly: "Don't make blind wishes!"

Taylor said with disgust on his face: "I feel uncomfortable! What makes me uncomfortable the most is that you can sing such a beautiful song so unpleasantly. This is simply a beauty paired with a beast - I'm sorry, Mr. Gu Ran, I'm not targeting you, I Just tell the truth.”

What the hell!

Gu Ran said angrily: "You can do it, come and do it!"

Taylor thought for a while, "Okay, then I'll give it a try."

As he spoke, Taylor cleared his throat and sang a cappella with a heavenly voice: "Has the original wish come true? Now we have to pay tribute? I will never find the real me again if I let the years dry out~ I looked up at the full moon Tian Xinghe, the star that accompanied me at that time, do you still remember the story here? If there is a tomorrow, I wish you dear... Is that how it is sung?"

Gu Ran was shocked!
This singing voice is so beautiful, as if it is coming from heaven!
The most amazing thing is that even though she only sang it once to Swift, Swift was able to reproduce the chorus word for word, and she was able to perform it in her own unique folk style!
It’s really... I can’t accept it!This is the real talent!

Swift has an absolute sense of music and a super memory, and she really deserves to be the queen of folk music!

The most awesome thing is... now this little diva is hanging half of her buttocks, twisting her waist, and the seat belt tightens her chest, singing a cappella in a posture that is close to twisting!
This posture will work...she is truly a diva!

This is really a great health care for the eyes, and the eardrums will be killed immediately!

How lucky, how beautiful, how refreshing!

Seeing the shocked expression on Gu Ran's face, Taylor couldn't help but smile proudly, "It's a pity that I didn't bring my banjo, otherwise I would have played and sang at the same time, which would have sounded better."

Gu Ran praised: "This is already very nice... But you can't count your singing because I sang this song first. You can only count it as learning to sing, but learning to sing is not about singing, it is about learning."

Taylor couldn't help but frowned slightly, "Wait a minute - Mr. Gu Ran, I found that the melodies of these songs are very special, with a strong oriental melody style. Did you...sing all of them? Is it a Chinese song?”

Swifty, the Cayenne is almost driving from London to Winchester, you just realized it?

Gu Ran chuckled, "What I sing is obviously in English."

Taylor raised his eyebrows, "There's something wrong with you! Do you know where you showed your secret? Your smile! There's something wrong with your smile. Your smile is naughty and dirty! Oh! I understand. You must be talking about your country's The Chinese song was temporarily translated into English! How could I possibly sing this? Oh my, I’m so smart! I saw it right away! Right!?”

It obviously took me three seconds to figure it out... Swifty, you are so stupid!If I sell you, can you still help me count the money?Of course I won't sell you, I have to keep it for your own use, and then I want you to help me count the money.

Gu Ran grinned and said: "Okay, Miss Swift, you are so awesome, I have been seen through by you. But anyway, these are all ballads I ordered, and each song has hundreds of millions of fans." Humming rate - you didn’t say you can’t sing our Chinese folk songs.”

"You, you, you!" Taylor's chest heaved with anger, "You bad guy! You are really playing tricks on me on purpose! I want to get off! I want to get off now!"

Gu Ran said: "You don't want 70 pounds? A young investment genius?"

Taylor let out a sigh of relief, "Why am I so unlucky to meet a bad guy like you? Okay, okay, you can continue to sing, but from now on, you can no longer order Chinese folk songs, nor can you order anything else. For folk songs, you can only click on my songs! Hum! After I sang three songs, I got off the car immediately!"

Gu Ran stepped on the accelerator and said with a smile: "How do you get back when you get off the car on the highway?"

The corner of Taylor's mouth twitched slightly, and then he said angrily: "I repeat, after I sing three songs, you will send me back to the hotel. Is this always right? Alas, my horoscope also says that I have Jupiter, Venus, and Mercury. Mars is gathering in Sagittarius. I will be so happy this month that I will fly. Fortune tellers are really scams! Please start ordering songs quickly. I will not have any communication with you except for song requests! no sooner said than done!"

"All right……"

Gu Ran thought for a while, "Then sing me a song called "Blank Area"."

"Walt???" Taylor was going crazy, "What kind of song is this? This is not my song at all!"

“‘Blank Space’ is of course your song, ‘Blank Space’!”

"I don't have this song!"

"No, this is your song. If you don't believe me, I will sing it to you." "Wait a minute! So you asked me to get in your car, not to hear me sing, but to sing to me with your dirty voice. Want to sing?"

"I don't want to either. I just want to play football, but I can't help it. You can't sing any of my songs! You can't even sing your own songs. Can't I sing a few lines for you?"

"Okay, okay." Taylor said angrily: "You sing, you sing, I want to see what tricks you can sing. Let me put my words here first. If you still sing Chinese songs, deliberately playing tricks Me, then you just transfer me 70 pounds and send me back, and you have to swear never to mention the rest room!"

"Miss Swift, you ask for so much."

"Sing!" Taylor was going crazy.

"Okay, don't be so grumpy."

Gu Ran cleared his throat and sang in English: "I'm glad to meet you. Where have you been? I can show you some incredible things, magic, fanaticism, heaven, sin. When I see you in front of me, I'm thinking, Oh God, look at that face, you look like my next big mistake..."

Taylor was shocked!
The melody and style of this song are definitely not Chinese style, it is completely her style!

Taylor couldn't help but trembled: "God! This, it sounds so good! It fits me so well! It's just my heart! But, is this really my song? Why don't I remember that I wrote this Wonderful song?”

"That's right, it's yours." Gu Ran said matter-of-factly.

This song "Blank Space" topped Taylor's Billboard singles chart for seven weeks!

Of course, this is a song from 2014.

This is a song Swift wrote 4 years later. It is a song used to complain about the media's interference in her private life.

The reason why Gu Ran sang a song that Swift could only write four years later was of course... intentional.

Listening to Swift sing is a kind of enjoyment, but if you really listen to three songs honestly, there will be no reason or excuse to keep this diva-level fingering tool.

Therefore, before getting in the car, Gu Ran had already planned to order a song that Swift couldn't even sing!
Gu Ran asked with a smile: "Are you stupid? Miss Swift, do you feel like you are being forcibly time travelled?"

Taylor's red lips trembled uncontrollably, "What do you mean, being forced and passed through?"

Damn it, I forgot that Swift has never read Chinese online novels and doesn’t understand such advanced Internet terms.

Gu Ran said quickly: "Ms. Swift, don't get me wrong. I meant what I said literally. I was not driving."

Taylor's CPU was about to be burned out. He covered his head with his hands and said in horror: "You didn't drive? Then who is driving? Is it me?"

"Calm down, Miss Swift, calm down. To cross is the literal meaning, but the driving here is an extended meaning. Do you understand? Well, it seems that you don't understand. I think we should not discuss the meaning of forced crossing and Now that we’re about driving, let’s talk about the song “Blank Space” just now.”

"Oh, okay," Taylor took a deep breath, "Mr. Gu Ran, please stop joking and tell me seriously - whose song is this?"

Gu Ran said sincerely: "Who else could it be? It's yours."

"Mr. Gu Ran, I told you, please don't joke! Although this song is consistent with my style, I never wrote it at all!"

"Don't worry, you will write it down in the future."

"I was confused by you..."

"Huh? I haven't started yet."

"You..." Taylor rubbed the blond hair all over his head vigorously, as if he was being driven crazy, "Okay, okay, I lost to you, please, Mr. Gu Ran, just follow me. Let's be honest, who does this song belong to? This song is really great. It's almost tailor-made for me. If possible, I would like to contact the creator of this song. I want to buy this song. Copyright of the song.”

Gu Ran said seriously: "Why don't you understand? Isn't the creator of this song in the car?"

Taylor quickly looked to the back row...

Gu Ran was really going to be laughed at by Taylor.

Taylor took a deep breath, "Oh————I understand! God! This time, I really understand it completely! The creator of this song turns out to be...you!"

What the hell!

Gu Ran almost threw away the steering wheel in his hand.

Swifty, your stupid IQ has reached the point where you can become the queen.

Well, it’s okay if you have to understand it this way. After all, I really can’t explain why I fell in love with your Huoge 4 years later.

Gu Ran then cleared his throat, "...then let's forget it."

"This song was indeed written by you!" Taylor's big clear eyes were immediately filled with little stars, "God! Mr. Gu Ran, I didn't expect that you could sing so hard, but you could create a song that suits me so well. !”

Gu Ran said angrily: "Miss Swift, if you want to praise me, praise me well. You can't bite and lick me. This is wrong."

"Sorry, sorry, I'm so shocked!" Taylor asked eagerly: "When did you compose such a beautiful song?"

Gu Ran said with full sense of truth: "I just... the inspiration suddenly came to me and I hummed it casually."

"Oh! God! Oh God!" Taylor roared excitedly, "Mr. Gu Ran! You may not know it yet, but you are a musical genius! Your inspiration is so great! I feel like my body is being resonated by you. !”

Yes, I know, I am a musical genius who can't sing all the five notes, doesn't know music, and doesn't know how to orchestrate music, but I can make girls' bodies resonate.

Gu Ran smiled calmly and said: "Ashamed, ashamed."

Taylor was as excited as a little fan girl, and her attitude towards Gu Ran also turned 180 degrees, "I thought I was already a genius. To be honest, since I debuted, I have never convinced any of my peers, but you , completely conquered me! Are you really a ball player? Mr. Gu Ran, I have to talk to you seriously. First of all, can you confirm that this song has never been released?"

Gu Ran nodded and said: "Don't worry, this song has never been released."

Taylor excitedly grabbed Gu Ran's arm, "Great, Mr. Gu Ran! Please, sell me the copyright of this song. I want to sing this song! Please set a price!"

Eh? ? ?My price?Little investment genius, aren’t you here to make my money?Why are you still posting it to me?Have you forgotten about the 70 yuan spent on my jersey?Have you forgotten why you got in my car?
Gu Ran was a little embarrassed, "What's the price? If you want it, just take it. This song belongs to you anyway."

Taylor trembled, and tears rolled down the corners of his eyes uncontrollably.

Gu Ran quickly said: "Miss Swift, why are you still crying? Isn't it just a song? It can't be so touching, right?"

Taylor's lips trembled as she said, "I was so excited that I twisted my waist again..."

Damn, Swift, you are so... so cute.

Gu Ran smiled and said: "Then turn around. If you turn your body towards me, don't you have to twist your waist?"

"What a great idea!" Taylor yelled sourly while struggling to turn around.

Seeing the seat belt tightening Taylor so hard that his air bag almost popped out, and then listening to Taylor's sour cry when he turned over...

This situation... is even better than earning 70 pounds.

Of course, Gu Ran could only feel happy secretly.

After all, if you show it off, it won't be a serious character.

"Mr. Gu Ran," Taylor said sincerely, "I'm sorry, I have always regarded you as a bad boy with a deep heart. It is only now that I understand that you are a good person. You helped me get rid of him in the lounge. Dilemma, now you give me a song that suits me so perfectly, I actually, I actually regard you as a bad person, and I actually want to make money from you! I am so! It’s so inappropriate! But don’t worry, I understand now You are a good person, and I, Taylor Swift, will never let people who are good to me suffer, so please don’t be polite and just give me whatever price you want!”

Damn it, Swift, are you serious?

If I really make an offer, then can I really, really, really sell it?

Gu Ran pondered for a while, "I don't know the cost of writing songs, so let's just say 1 pounds."

The price is definitely very low, but after all, it is Swift's own song, so if it is higher, Gu Ran will not feel at ease.

Taylor's eyes widened in shock, "What? You only want 1 pounds? Did I hear you correctly, Mr. Gu Ran? I think you probably don't understand the business of our industry. Let me tell you, our industry Making money in this business is like a scam, making huge profits without any capital!”

"Do you know? If someone wants to ask me to write a song, it will cost at least one million pounds! And I won't write it for them! You only want 1 pounds from me? Well, even if you are not famous, a song The song cannot be sold for 100 million pounds, but with the quality of this song, there is definitely no problem with 10 pounds! And I think this song will definitely be a hit! I even think that there is hope that this song can be sold Billboard singles champion! Do you know? Until now, I have never won a Billboard singles champion! You only want 1, so you must be at a disadvantage! I am worried for you!"

"In short, 1 pounds is definitely not enough. If I really give you 1 pounds, then am I still a human being? Well, let me give you 10 pounds, and put your name on the lyrics and music, and give you 20% of the distribution. Profit sharing!"

shit...

Little investment genius, you are really helping me count my money!

Gu Ran said quickly: "No, no, I don't need a signature on the lyrics or music, nor do I need any subsequent profits. These are all yours, so you can just take them with peace of mind."

"Oh! Mr. Gu Ran!" Taylor was so excited that he wanted to hold Gu Ran and kiss him, "You are so good! The more you act like this, the less I can let you suffer! I will give you 20 pounds, with priority given to lyrics and music. Sign it, and I’ll give you 30% of the profit share—every penny I make from this song in the future will be your [-]%!”

"No, no, no, no, you really don't have to!"

"Mr. Gu Ran, stop being so polite. If you are so polite again, I will jump out of the car!"

As he spoke, Taylor turned around suddenly, trying to open the car door.

Gu Ran said quickly: "Gift crab! Miss Swift! You must not! We can discuss anything! I didn't say anything, you don't want anything, please turn around! Why don't you turn around? I'm willing to go with you." Discussed!"

Taylor said with a face full of pain: "My... butt... cramped."

Alas, you... need to exercise more!

……

(End of this chapter)