Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 111 This young man, he doesn't talk about martial arts!

Hearing Sister Zhou's words, Mozi was startled, and then a bad premonition emerged in her heart. She hesitated and asked, "Are you at the venue with Smelly Old Six?"

"No."

"That's good, Zhou Zhou, don't go looking for him, I lost in the promotion round." Mozi breathed a sigh of relief, and said hastily.

"I'm in his car, and he's sitting next to him now." Sister Zhou squeezed out the words through her teeth.

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Mozi was stunned, it's over, Zhou Zhou is going to kill me.

After pondering for a while, she hastily dropped a sentence and hung up the phone.

"Hey, hey, why can't I hear clearly, oops, my phone seems to be out of gas, Zhou Zhou, let's meet another day and talk about it"

"dududu~"

"Damn, you still hang up on me." Sister Zhou put away her phone with a dark face, and muttered angrily, "Mozi, don't let me catch you, or I will beat your ass until it swells up." Like a pig!"

After putting down the phone.

Sister Zhou quietly meowed at Su Yang who was driving, and looked away in embarrassment.

This is really embarrassing.

Mozi, my aunt told you that the boat of our friendship capsized!
"Where are we going to eat next?"

Su Yang held back his laughter, pretending he didn't hear anything, and asked with a smile.

Sister Zhou said in her heart that my aunt can't wait to jump out of the car now, she doesn't want to stay for a second, and she still eats, eats, eats you big-headed ghost!

But Su Yang was the one who dragged Su Yang into the car, and now she told him not to eat, she really couldn't say it.

He clenched his iron fist in distress for a long time.

Sister Zhou's beautiful eyes suddenly lit up, and she had an idea.

10 minute later.

Sister Zhou's home.

"Snapped!"

Sister Zhou walked out of the kitchen, and put two bowls of boiled, almost unseen tomato and egg noodles on the coffee table.

Looking coldly at Su Yang who was sitting on the sofa and looking at his home environment curiously, he said, "No, let's eat!"

"Yo, sister Zhou, your noodle soup looks pretty good."

Su Yang glanced at the batter in the bowl, and the corner of his mouth twitched, but considering that this was at someone's house after all, he still boasted out of conscience.

"Gaba Gaba~"

Sister Zhou clenched her iron fists and shouted, "I make egg noodles with tomatoes!"

"Hiss!" Su Yang was startled, pointed at the batter in the bowl, and asked in surprise, "Where's the noodles?"

"I, I just like to eat such rotten food, what's wrong? It's delicious!"

Sister Zhou was a little guilty. She wanted to go home and cook a bowl of noodles, so she could get rid of Gou Lao Liu.

But who knows that it is super simple to watch my mother cook noodles, but it is completely different when it is my turn to take part in the battle.

A good bowl of egg noodles with tomatoes was abruptly made into tomato batter by her.

"Hahahaha, dumb bride, you know what to do." Su Yang gave a thumbs up and let out a ruthless laugh.

"I only said that I invite you to dinner, but I didn't say that you must eat something delicious, and it's just not very pretty, it tastes good, eat it quickly, and leave early after eating."

Sister Zhou stiffened her neck and replied, looking down at her masterpiece.

In order to prove her point, she took the lead in picking up a chopstick and feeding it into her mouth.

then,

Just never speak again.

Next to it, Su Yang tried to taste it, with a strange expression on his face.

How should I put it, the smell reminded him of the pig feed that was fed to the pigs in his hometown
Can't say it's a bit like it, it's basically the same!
"Are there any other materials in the kitchen?" Su Yang asked, putting down his chopsticks, sucking his teeth.

"No, I like it or not! I think it's delicious!" Sister Zhou said angrily like a cat with fried fur.

As she said that, she picked up the bowl with a lot of salt and little water. It can be said that she killed the batter made by the salt seller.

Huluhulu picked it up.

then,

"Yuck~"

Although she didn't want to admit it, she really
It's so unpalatable!

Sister Zhou was lying in front of the trash can, spitting up.

My aunt will never be able to cook again in her life!
3 minute later.

Su Yang went downstairs to buy vegetables, and Miss Zhou reluctantly followed behind, muttering with a fierce expression:
"Auntie can't do well, but you can do well?"

"See how I'll laugh at you ruthlessly!"

She swears that no matter what Su Yang cooks, she will never say it tastes good!
Later, her laughing voice must be ten times louder than his laughing at himself!
"Hey, Gou Lao Liu, my mother has to bargain with others when buying vegetables. If you want me to believe in your cooking skills, don't you have to show your skills in bargaining first?"

Sister Zhou lost her twice in a row, and now she was thinking about how to trip Gou Lao Liu and make him feel ashamed, and then she came up with the bad idea of ​​asking Su Yang to bargain.

If Su Yang doesn't bargain, she can make use of the topic, extend it to his poor cooking skills, and laugh at him loudly.

If Su Yang were to bargain, the aunts in the vegetable market downstairs wouldn't eat anything. A young man in his 20s would haggle over everything for the sake of a dime.

Hehe, auntie's wave is called Yangmou!
"Bagging? What's so difficult about it." Su Yang looked at Sister Zhou in surprise, that look seemed to say, there are people who can't even do this kind of thing?

"Then you're going to cut it!" Sister Zhou was aggressive on purpose.

Tu Lao Liu was extremely calm, "Look, I'll only teach you once."

After speaking, he stood still and searched with his eyes.

Then,

I followed a middle-aged naughty aunt standing in front of the vegetable stall, as if no one else was picking and choosing.

"Oh, your vegetables are all wilted, and you can still sell them for three yuan a catty? It's worth eighty cents at most!"

"There's also this meat. Look at it. It's not fresh at all. It's almost smelly. It's twenty pounds a catty. Why don't you grab it? Give me two catties for eight dollars."

"Boss, come and see, come and see for yourself, this broccoli"

Auntie's fighting ability is not weak, and it didn't take long to tell the boss that her face was green.

The two of them broke up anxiously, and in the end the aunt's blood was cut in half, and she won a big victory.

Picking up the cloth pocket, he left arrogantly and contentedly.

"Did you see how the aunt bargains? I don't mean to let Gou Lao Liu cut off half of the price like this aunt, but at least [-]% must be cut off?"

With Aunt Zhuyu in front, Sister Zhou immediately set a task for Su Yang that she thought was impossible to complete.

At the same time, the owner of the vegetable stall also noticed the young couple who stood by and watched the excitement for a long time.

Immediately, his eyes were fixed, and he raised his vigilance.

The posture of being ready for another battle at any time!

In the business of selling vegetables, what we are fighting for is this gross profit!

You can't give up an inch, it all depends on your verbal skills!
Seeing this scene, Sister Zhou gloated and secretly laughed.

Gou Lao Liu, this is hell difficulty.

"Oh, I'll try"

Tu Lao Liu naturally noticed the boss's vigilant gaze, but he didn't panic at all.

Calmly, he stepped forward and picked up a plastic bag.

Then, without choosing anything, he handed the plastic bag to the boss.

Then,

Under the guarded eyes of the boss, he smiled and said:
"I'll do the same as that aunt just now. It's 48 yuan and 7 cents in total, right? I'll sweep it for you first and then load the dishes."

Nima!

The owner of the vegetable stand, who was waiting in full force, almost gave the old waist a flash.

This young man...

He doesn't talk about Wude!
On the way home with a big bag of vegetables.

The stunned sister Zhou came back to her senses, followed behind and shouted unconvinced: "How can there be such a bargain! Gou Lao Liu, you are cheating!"

Neither of her two ideas succeeded!
"What is the purpose of bargaining?" Su Yang said indifferently.

"save money?"

"Is the money saved now?"

"But, but you don't talk about martial arts like this!"

"I'm the sixth child, what kind of martial arts are you talking about?"

Sister Zhou: "."

Auntie, you are ruthless!

After returning home, Su Yang was cooking in the kitchen.

The aggrieved sister Zhou sat on the sofa and started a short video.

A video of men and women riding a roller coaster in Disney, scared out of their wits and screaming, caught her attention.

Sister Zhou glanced at Gou Lao Liu who was 'busting' in her kitchen.

Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea.

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(Some master said that he wanted to watch the daily plot, and he was a bit tired of being tricked all the time, so he arranged a chapter transition. This is not my Shui Ao. In the end, the carp that responds to requests, is it worth having the tickets of the master~)
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