Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 132 Sister Zhou "I, I am an ugly critic..." Tu Lao Liu "Well, you are right!"

"The love I want haunts the dark stage~"

"Ugly, babble, babble, babble, babble..."

"In this ambiguous era~"

"My existence is not unexpected..."

Su Yang's singing continued.

The singing skills are still the same singing skills, and the guzheng is still the same guzheng.

But the tens of millions of netizens in the official live broadcast room couldn't laugh anymore.

Even the corners of his mouth were twitching crazily.

With the expression of a tired dog.

The long and pure timbre of the guzheng made them enjoy it as if they had stepped into a fairyland. In an elegant bamboo forest surrounded by clouds and mist, they met a kind and gentle Bodhisattva.

However, the ugly voice that perfectly substituted emotions pulled the netizens into reality.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was clearly benevolent just now.

In the next second, he suddenly rushed up with a big mouth...

Netizens are all stupid.

"Ugly!" rang again and again in my ears.

And it's the kind that comes from the Bodhisattva's mouth, with its own echo!
Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed to his nose and said that you are ugly...

No one can stand this on anyone's body!

Tens of millions of netizens doubt life instantly!
[Damn it!Which grandson said that Su Yang, the sixth child, wants to compensate us, I'm a fairy, what do you call this compensation! 】

[Who taught this kid to sing like this, you stand up, stand up for me if you have the ability! 】

【Mom, I'm ugly, what the Bodhisattva said! 】

[Stop singing, Tu Lao Liu, stop singing, please, I’ll give you the ticket, can’t I give it all to you, I was wrong! 】

[Brothers, come and listen to the song, here is a beautiful anchor who sings very well, has a thin waist and 36d legs! @毛口不用纸@美羊羊 You’re so pretty]

[Yes, yes, I will also go to Little Sister Aite, come in and listen to the music!Nobody wants to run away! 】

Netizens that collapsed.

I've never seen such an old six!

Everyone has listened to the song for so many years, when did you encounter such a situation...

Before, a lot of people stood in front of them and said they were ugly, but they could bear it.

Can be so special!

Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed at you and said that you are ugly,
How can this be tolerated!
After listening to this song, everyone can go to work in Temiao Temple in the future!
When the time comes, I will proudly tell the abbot with my chin raised: "I am an ugly man certified by Guanyin Bodhisattva himself!" '

Let him abdicate on the spot to let Xian...

Under the frantic Aite of the tortured audience who wanted to die, one after another, netizens with ignorant little eyes blinked into the official live broadcast room.

The number of real-time online users in the live broadcast room suddenly skyrocketed at a terrifying speed.

It was obvious that the official match had not even started for half an hour.

The number of real-time online users in the official live broadcast room has reached more than 500 million!

You know, before Su Yang took the stage, the number of real-time online users in the official live broadcast room was only more than 3000 million.

In other words, Tu Lao Liu's song "The Ugly Eight Monsters" directly won more than 800 million official views, and nearly 2000 million real-time online popularity!
Not only that, the number of hits in the live broadcast exceeded [-] million in the third game!

In yesterday's match, until Tu Laoliu's seventh group played, the number of hits barely exceeded [-] million.

And now, it's just the third game and already [-] million!

He Rong, who was sitting in the background looking at the data, immediately rolled his eyes in shock.

With an unbelievable and unbelievable expression on his face, he murmured: "Today's estimated total click targets for the entire live broadcast..."

"This, is this done?"

Following the purchase of two top brand electric rolling pins yesterday.

She can buy again today...

"This month, everyone's bonuses will be doubled!" He Rong took a deep breath, couldn't help showing a happy smile, and shouted boldly.

"Haha, long live the supervisor!"

The whole huge master control room burst into cheers in an instant.

He Rong shook her head, but did not accept the thanks from the employees.

Instead, he pointed at Tu Lao Liu who was still singing on the screen, and said with a fiery expression like looking at a baby: "Let's thank this guy together."

……

Tu Lao Liu didn't know that he had asked all the staff in the Douhu live broadcast area to record the favor together.

Joyfully plucked the guzheng and sang, continuing to torment tens of millions of netizens in the official live broadcast room.

"Ugly, babble, babble, babble, babble..."

"Actually, it's not surprising to see a lot~"

"Ugly, babble, babble, babble, babble..."

"This is our time~"

More than 5000 million people!

There isn't a brain that isn't buzzing!

But all the viewers in the official live broadcast room, at the moment, are full of thoughts:
"Ugly, ugly, ugly, how can you be so ugly..."

"Ugly, ugly, ugly, the black bear spirit I raised is not as ugly as you..."

"The little cow's buttocks have been pouted with a knife, you have opened my eyes to the Bodhisattva!"

……

"I don't exist, it's just a surprise..."

As the last line of lyrics was uttered, Tu Lao Liu's palm also stopped abruptly, pressing on the guzheng and stopped.

His face was filled with a bright old six-marked smile.

Su Yang stood up holding the guzheng, smiled and nodded towards the live broadcast camera, turned and walked off the stage.

[Ah, dear mother, this guy has finally finished singing! 】

[I'm convinced, who the hell told me that this is the 36d beautiful lady, and now I'm full of ugly bastards in my ears! 】

[Hahahaha, listening to Su Yang's sixth son's song is like this, so it's so hard to hear it!When I was singing, I wished that he would end it quickly, and after singing, I was reluctant to part with him, and even hoped that he would play another song! 】

[Indeed, Tingtu Lao Liu’s singing is so contradictory. My ears tell you that I still want to hear it, but my brain tells you that if you listen to Nimale Gobi, I’m going to explode! 】

[Although the sixth son sings really well, our sister Zhou is not bad either! 】

[The voting channel is about to open, brothers who came over from Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, get ready to charge! 】

……

"What are you dazed about?"

Stepping off the stage and coming to the side of Sister Zhou, Su Yang saw her with dull eyes and dull eyes, curiously nudged Sister Zhou with his elbow and asked.

Sister Zhou turned her head stiffly and glanced at Su Yang, she clenched her iron fist and muttered in a low voice with grief and indignation: "I, I'm ugly..."

Hearing this, Su Yang almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Raising his right hand, he patted Sister Zhou's shoulder, and comforted him solemnly: "It's okay, you are ugly, but you have lost a lot of troubles."

"What trouble?" Sister Zhou asked subconsciously.

"It's troublesome to look too good-looking."

Su Yang looked at Sister Zhou in surprise and said, "People like us who are too good-looking often feel extremely worried about their good looks."

Speaking of this, Su Yang raised his eyes and looked up and down Sister Zhou's cheeks, then shook his head and sighed heavily: "Oh, I really envy you for being so ugly."

"..."

Sister Zhou has the heart to kill the sixth son. If my aunt can have such an idea, isn't it because she listened to the song of your son of a bitch!
Her shriveled chest heaved violently. Sister Zhou stared at Su Yang, and said seriously: "The voting results haven't come out yet, Gou Lao Liu, don't be too arrogant!"

"what?"

Su Yang stared at Sister Zhou suspiciously for a long time, with surprise on his face: "What does the voting result have to do with your ugliness? Even if you win in the end, can you deny the fact that you are ugly?"

"Dog! Old! Six!"

"You die!"

Sister Zhou was so annoyed that she rushed towards Su Yang like a little hen with fried hair, as if she was fighting with you.

Then Su Yang twisted her wrist backwards and kicked her ass several times.

While they were fighting, the 1-minute voting time passed quickly.

however,
Surprisingly.

This time the hostess did not announce the final result...

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