Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 14 Handing out chopsticks in the toilet meets training in a sports school? "Wife, run!" "Stinky sixth son, die!"

"Only two people?"

Su Yang walked into the bathroom.

Stand at the junction of the sink and toilet.

Hold down the camera and glance inside.

After completing the task and returning to the task, the privacy of others cannot be exposed.

It's okay if the capital is strong, it's just a publicity.

If the capital is weak, if someone accidentally takes photos, it will be said that if you can't find a girlfriend, you will lack great virtue.

"If there are two people, it just meets the conditions for distributing chopsticks, and the degree of danger is controllable."

Su Yang thought about it secretly.

The two guys standing in front of the urinal were selected as the victims of this mission.

But he didn't go in now.

People are peeing.

This time I will go up to talk, if the other party subconsciously turns around with a gun...

Isn't that all about yourself?

"To be on the safe side, wait here at the sink."

Su Yang didn't want to be biubiued with a gun, so he leaned against the sink and waited.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't start.

Still resting here?

Those who were fooled by the old fans, and the newcomers who came from Weibo.

Patience is running out.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with disappointed questions.

[Why hasn't the host started yet?He wouldn't have no intention of making a living at all, so he lied to us! 】

[The anchor has been half an hour, when will you start, and what can you do when you go to the bathroom, tell everyone. 】

[The more than 4 people in this live broadcast room are not all sailors, are they?Don't you have a brain, the anchor is obviously cheating traffic! 】

[A group of people were bragging loudly, and it ended up being a daze in front of the sink? 】

[I saw that many people on Weibo said that his live broadcast was interesting, so they came here specially, and this is the end? 】

[Waiting for sailors everywhere, tricking people in and not doing a good job, the garbage is dead. 】

"Why is it so difficult to recruit newcomers this year? How can I let them finish shooting the bullets?"

Su Yang rolled his eyes angrily.

I don't bother to pay attention to these trolls anymore, they will be dumbfounded later.

He clicked on his profile picture to see the number of fans.

When it was broadcast yesterday, there were about 6 fans.

The old water friends fooled the newcomers all night.

In addition, Sun Honglei's comments attracted some traffic.

Now fans are about to break through the 8 mark.

This makes Su Yang very happy,

"If you have another 1000 fans, you can get [-] million rewards!"

Immediately our figure sixth child will be worth tens of millions!
If mom and dad knew that they had given birth to a son worth tens of millions.

Can't dream of laughing out snot bubbles?

"But the money can't be taken out directly, otherwise it won't be a surprise, it's his fright, I have to find a way..."

Su Yang lowered his head and pondered.

This gesture fell into the eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Immediately let the newcomers excited.

This kid has a guilty conscience!

The pursuit of victory launched a barrage.

[The head is lowered, it really is a guilty conscience! 】

[I said it a long time ago, what kind of work can I do when I go to the toilet? These days, all kinds of ghosts and snakes can be broadcast live, and tens of thousands of people watch it when I go to the toilet! 】

[Anchor, if you really can't find a class, don't wait for the headline party! 】

[What about the group of self-proclaimed fans?Why don't you talk anymore, the anchor doesn't dare to answer our questions directly, what else can you say! 】

The newcomers are triumphant, but the old fans are all as if their mouths have been sewn shut.

Killed without saying a word.

This fueled the arrogance of the newcomers even more.

It has the momentum to occupy the entire live broadcast room.

That is at this time.

The two would-be victims in the toilet finally emptied their bullets.

"Have the two buddies finished using the toilet?"

Su Yang who heard the movement came back to his senses, took out his chopsticks and walked up.

Greeted each other with a smile.

[It's started, damn it, I'm suffocating to death! 】

[Trollers just now, keep your eyes open, Tu Lao Liu is going to start slapping you in the face, don't ask me why I know, it's because my face has already been swollen! 】

[I really thought we were sailors, haha, I was almost fooled by this group of newcomers just now, seeing them is like seeing me back then. 】

【Did the upstairs want to say that there is a clear stupidity in his eyes, and his face is full of kneeling and begging to be slapped?Ha ha ha ha. 】

[Old fans, the pretense is over, come and laugh at these idiots! 】

The moment Su Yang spoke.

The barrage was immediately captured by the old water friend!
The live broadcast room is like a bush.

All of a sudden, tens of thousands of old people popped up, and they all sent bullet screens and laughed at the newcomers!

I saw the full screen is:
"Oh, my stupid O Doudou, you don't know anything about Tu Lao Liu!"

The scene was quite spectacular!

This sudden change.

Just stupefied the newcomers!

My motherfucker, I was ambushed while watching a live broadcast?
What kind of awesome live broadcast room is this!

Just watching a live broadcast, why did his grandma teach grandson the art of war!
The newcomer, surrounded by old fans and watching like a monkey, can only hope that the anchor will fail.

They are good to launch a counterattack again!
……

"Ah, it's over, what can you do?" The two victims looked at each other and asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing, I just want to give you something." Su Yang scratched his head and smiled.

"Is it good to go to the toilet and still have something to take?"

The two victims were quite happy, with smiles on their lips.

"As long as you are happy."

Su Yang smiled and nodded.

He took out a black plastic bag from his pocket.

The eyes of the water friends suddenly brightened: [It appeared!Figure Lao Liu special black plastic bag! 】

"Whoa."

Su Yang looked back at the direction of the bathroom door, and slowly opened the plastic bag.

"What are you wearing?"

The two victims looked forward to it and cast their eyes curiously.

at last.

The black plastic bag was opened.

A pair of disposable chopsticks lay quietly inside.

"Just treat the two of you as your own family, don't be polite!"

In the dumbfounded expressions of the victims.

Su Yang took out two pairs of chopsticks.

Quickly put a pair of them in their hands.

Finished this sentence with a smile.

Without hesitation, he turned and walked out of the bathroom.
Inside the bathroom.

The two victims looked at the chopsticks in their hands and were stunned for a full second.

After reacting.

Eyeballs are red with anger.

"Dunima, don't shit, I'm being played by someone!"

Accompanied by a hysterical roar.

"Crack, crack, crack~"

A series of compartment doors were pushed open.

More than a dozen burly men in uniform black sports school uniforms.

A brain rushed out.

They all asked, "Teacher, what's the matter?"

"Damn that grandson gave me chopsticks in the toilet so that I can eat and drink well!"

The teacher blushed and had a thick neck, pointed at Su Yang's back, and cursed:
"Get him out of here!!"

The next moment, dense footsteps sounded.

Dozens of strong men who came out of the sports school to do exercises.

He rushed out like a wolf cub with a howl.

"The footsteps sound wrong..."

Su Yang felt that the sound of footsteps was wrong.

He turned his head suspiciously.

"--"

"That kid, don't go!" The sports school teacher shouted angrily while chasing after him.

"Everyone remember, I only see one as ten Hututu~"

Su Yang turned his head and forced a handsome smile at the water friends.

Take a deep breath.

He bowed slightly.

next second.

Water friends will see.

The live broadcast screen suddenly shook violently.

Then,

The howling wind sounded.

The scene on the screen began to reverse rapidly!

Behind Tu Lao Liu.

Dozens of strong men in black vests yelled angrily, "Boy, don't run away if you have the guts!"

What are you special.

Call this one for ten?

……

"Su Yang Su Yang, look here!"

not far away.

Mozi excitedly waved at Su Yang.

While holding up the mobile phone to record the video, he showed a happy smile of a successful prank.

"Eggplant~"

Mozi thought that Su Yang must have exploded with anger, and was secretly having fun.

Unexpectedly, Su Yang was not only not angry.

Instead, he yelled with concern:
"Wife, why are you still standing there stupidly, run, if you are caught up, I will definitely come back to save you, run!"

Hearing this, the sports school teacher immediately shouted, "That's his wife, so split up and chase after her!"

"..."

I felt dozens of covetous eyes suddenly cast on me.

Mozi's smile instantly froze on her face.

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