Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 152 A master is coming to the house as a guest, and Tutu plans to prepare some good things to entertain him...

Hear my daughter's words.

Zhou's father blew his beard and stared at him immediately, feeling very dissatisfied.

For him who has been playing with tea for decades, these words are no less than,
Pointing to the fisherman's nose, he said that he was in the air every day, and all the fish he caught were bought at the seafood market and hung on the hooks!

Dad Zhou, who was still hesitating which friend to invite out of the mountain, hung up the phone with a dark face.

I just went to contact my big brother friend who is one of the best tea players in the whole Binhai.

Putting down the phone, sister Zhou, who was familiar with Dad's personality and knew that he would never be able to bear this, raised the corners of her mouth in satisfaction and hummed: "I told you Gou Lao Liu to look down on my aunt, just wait until you get slapped in the face!"

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Inside Tomson Yipin Villa.

Su Yang was in a happy mood, changed his clothes and walked out of the house with his mobile phone.

When I took the elevator downstairs, I opened the Douhu app and started the live broadcast.

"A master is here today, and Tutu plans to prepare something to entertain him."

In Su Yang's live broadcast room.

The water friends who haven't seen Tulaoliu's broadcast for two days kept posting barrage on the public screen.

The content is very consistent.

They are all scolding Tu Lao Liu, a lazy bastard, why the show hasn't started yet.

Because of Su Yang's bye quota, there will be a large number of fans running away in the morning, and the data fell off a cliff, which almost didn't make He Rong, the director of the live broadcast area, angry.

But for Su Yang, it turned out to be a good thing unexpectedly.

The video of the Tu Lao Liu competition, which was used by the officials for publicity, attracted netizens who discovered that this product would not participate in the competition today, and a group of netizens who liked the style of this product directly found Su Yang’s live broadcast room. The online popularity of Su Yang's live broadcast directly went up to more than 300 million!

And when the live broadcast screen lights up.

The barrage immediately exploded.

The public screen was full of howling ghosts and howling wolves!
[Ah, dear mother, Tu Lao Liu, you dead ghost, why did you come here! 】

[Two days, two full days, Tu Lao Liu, you bastard, do you frankly know how I got here these two days!I watched the videos of repairing donkey hooves and washing carpets for two full days! 】

[I'm used to watching the live broadcast of Tu Lao Liu, but now watching other Douhu anchors feels completely meaningless, and I can't watch it at all!In the past two days, apart from looking forward to the stars and the moon and waiting for Tu Lao Liu to start broadcasting, I spent the rest of the time watching donkey hoof repairing and wooden house building. 】

【Hahahaha, no man can refuse to repair donkey hooves, wash carpets and build wooden houses!By the way, there are also those Xiaoshuai and Xiaomei's movie explanation videos. 】

[Anchor anchor, I'm a newcomer, can you sing another song for everyone?You didn't go to the fan club competition this morning, we're all bored to death. 】

[Upstairs, you are a fool, Tu Lao Liu finally started the broadcast, why don't you give us a good life, and sing a chicken feather song! 】

The water friends excitedly posted barrage, and thousands of words finally converged into the same sentence.

[How does Tu Lao Liu plan to work today?It's been a full two days for everyone, if you don't give us something ruthless today, we will fight with you! 】

I don't know if it's because not seeing each other every day feels like three autumns.

It started when Su Yang appeared on the live broadcast.

The screen full of gifts has never been broken!

The water friends seem to have stayed alone in the vacant room for several years, and finally saw their man came back.

While screaming excitedly, he was afraid that Tu Lao Liu would run away.

All kinds of super rockets are like Chinese cabbages that don't cost money.

Bang bang bang straight up!
Less than 3 minutes after the broadcast started, the gift list of Su Yang's live broadcast room was directly fucked by the hungry and thirsty water friends to the top three on Douhu's entire platform!
You know, this is only 3 minutes!
No matter how many major anchors live broadcast for more than ten hours in a row, the gift gang can't reach the top [-] on the whole platform.

As for Su Yang, he airborne the top three directly in 3 minutes!
The envy of a large number of anchors staring at this live broadcast room almost gnawed their teeth.

If it were them, they would have wished to wear long johns instead, bring a box of lubricating oil, and get under the covers of the group of gold master fathers.

However, this bastard Su Yang didn't play his cards according to the routine at all.

"Stop swiping, I can't see your barrage clearly anymore, Grandpa Niu, Grandpa Niu, come out and work quickly, if any dog ​​sends super rockets, you just mute him for me! "

Su Yang cursed angrily as he walked downstairs.

Grandma's, a super rocket live broadcast room became popular once, and it started broadcasting for half a day, and one small rocket after another took off on the live broadcast screen.

Su Yang's eyes were dazzled.

Why, I'm here is the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Base!

[Fuck, I've watched the live broadcast for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen a host who despises too many gifts and wants to silence the rich! 】

[Hahahaha, I'm afraid you haven't heard of Tu Laoliu's phrase "Report to the big brother on the list". Here in Tu Laoliu, whether you spend money or not, you are treated equally, and even those who spend more money are treated as equals. And often get cleaned up! 】

[No, gift giving is still disliked, won't local tyrants be angry? 】

[Angry, compared to those anchors who are so focused on changing ways to empty your wallet, do you like Tu Lao Liu or them?He doesn't want us to swipe, but we still want to swipe!The newcomers are all watching, I will show you a one-second silence technique! 】

'Tu Lao Liu's downcast is 10 cm shorter' gave out 10 super rockets!Thank you boss, boss atmosphere!

'Picture Lao Liu's downcast is 10 cm shorter' has been banned by the housing management for seven days!Please strictly abide by the rules of the live broadcast room!
Newbies: […]

Ten super rockets, 2 yuan were dropped without batting an eyelid.

In the end, you just wanted to be banned? ?
What kind of old six audiences are these!
However, the way of getting along in this live broadcast room seems to be very different from other anchors!
There is a kind of cheesy and lovable feeling.

……

"Stop talking nonsense, the content of the live broadcast is on the title, guess it yourself."

Su Yang rolled his eyes, cursed with a smile, went straight out of the unit door, and walked towards the supermarket not far from downstairs in the community.

In the live broadcast room, I heard Su Yang's words.

Only then did the water friends realize that everyone was happy because Tulaoliu started the broadcast.

Until now, I haven't even watched the title of the live broadcast.

So he quickly clicked on the title of the live broadcast room and took a look.

Then they all discussed in bullet chat:
[The anchor said let's watch the title of the live broadcast. There is nothing special about this title. 】

[Yes, a master is coming to your house as a guest, and the anchor intends to entertain him. Does this have anything to do with the work you said? 】

[Stupid you guys, do you have to understand Tu Lao Liu’s words the other way around? If you replace the master in this sentence with a wronged species, and then replace the hospitality with entrapment to death, this is basically Tu Lao Liu’s true intention! 】

[Someone who is wronged is coming to our house as a guest, I plan to prepare something good to entrap him to death... Nima? ? 】

[Fuck, why is this so understanding?Then what kind of entrapment method is this entrapment, can you analyze it again for us? 】

[...You ask me, who the hell should I ask! 】

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(End of this chapter)