Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 193 Li Yugang: "You blue and white porcelain, don't you care about my life for its beauty?"

"Azure is waiting for Misty Rain and I'm waiting for you~"

"Bang bang... bang bang bang bang!"

"Cooking smoke curls up thousands of miles across the river~"

After these two climax lyrics were sung along with the dull sound of war drums.

The picture that the netizens saw suddenly changed.

The elegant and simple bamboo buildings have disappeared, and the green and quiet bamboo forests have long been razed to the ground.

on the vast land.

Tens of thousands of majestic soldiers with red eyes screamed and killed together.

Severed fingers and arms can be seen everywhere, and wailing and screaming can be heard endlessly.

Netizens were startled at the time, with question marks popping out from the back of their heads crazily.

What is this Nima doing?
Didn't they just send the porcelain embryos into the kiln fire in the last second, why did they start fighting all of a sudden!

Judging from these 10 people, people's brains must be beaten into dog brains.

I'm afraid I'm not trying to grab the jade seal of "Ordered by the Heaven to Shou Yongchang"?

But isn't Su Yang singing "Blue and White Porcelain"!

What does it have to do with the fucking Chuanguo Yuxi? ?

"Han Li imitates the elegance of the previous dynasty on the bottom of the bottle~"

"Just think of me as a foreshadowing for meeting you~"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Azure is waiting for Misty Rain and I'm waiting for you~"

"Bang bang bang!"

"The moonlight was salvaged and the ending fainted..."

The singing voice that makes people can't help but immerse themselves in it echoes the continuous and heavy sound of war drums.

Netizens can't stand it anymore.

One side is poetic and picturesque, and the other side is full of war.

This is so special.

What are you doing? !

What the hell are they robbing!
As the song progresses gradually.

Soon, the mystery will be revealed.

In the middle of several armies in different costumes fighting endlessly, in front of the porcelain kiln that has just extinguished the fire.

A blue and white porcelain vase is quietly placed there...

and so……

There was such a big commotion and so many people died.

Are you vying for this blue and white porcelain vase that just came out of the kiln? ?
Netizens are dumbfounded, and they are all stupid!

Yes, blue and white porcelain is indeed precious.

After the precipitation of history, it is not too much to say that it is valuable now.

What the hell.

No matter how precious this thing is.

You wouldn't make such a big fuss, would you?

Just this scene, just this atmosphere.

Shouldn't it be the tune of rushing to pass on the jade seal of the country and competing in the Central Plains?

Even if you say that a world war broke out in ancient times, we will believe it!

But you made a blue and white porcelain vase...

Why, the heads of the leaders of these fighting troops were kicked by donkeys?

Or are they all ancient artists who don't love the country or beauty, just like porcelain vases?
Doesn't that thing freeze when you stick it in...

It's made like this for it.

As for? ?
Magic!

Apart from magic, there is no other word that can describe the strong sense of contrast experienced by netizens at this moment.

Reason and common sense tell netizens all the time.

This is so unreasonable!
But with the blessing of epic perfect singing skills, the effect of perfectly bringing people into emotion is brainwashing them over and over again, and telling them over and over again.

You think too much, it's reasonable!
The two thoughts pull each other, and the netizens are like suffering from schizophrenia.

Confusion was written all over his face.

as well as,

It hurts!

this moment.

Whether it is the netizens in front of the mobile phone screen, or the judges on the judges' bench.

The whole fucking doubts life!

……

"Azure is waiting for Misty Rain and I'm waiting for you~"

"The moonlight was salvaged and the ending fainted~"

"Like the blue and white porcelain handed down from generation to generation, it is beautiful by itself~"

"You have a smile in your eyes..."

Tu Lao Liu's song "Blue and White Porcelain" was sung.

The official live broadcast room and fan club site were completely silent!

From the moment the climax is sung.

Netizens seem to have witnessed tens of thousands of people fighting together, the grand and cruel war scenes where the brains of the people were fucking beaten into dog brains.

But it's such a big scene.

Just to compete for a blue and white porcelain vase...

Not to mention the soldiers.

Just the netizens in the live broadcast room.

At this moment, I also feel that I have become a dog's brain!
Where is this blue and white porcelain? This is clearly——

"Thousands of 10 people compete for blue and white, the boss is a fucking artist!" "

Doubt life!
Just doubt life!
In the official live broadcast room.

Netizens were silent for a long time with pained faces, and the barrage exploded!

【...Who will tell me, is this still blue and white porcelain he sang? 】

[I'm numb, I'm completely numb, I seem to see tens of thousands of people fighting over a blue and white porcelain bottle...]

[Me too upstairs!When I first listened to it, I thought this was nonsense, why not, that thing is Chuan Guo Yuxi, as for it?But after listening... As for!Very much!Put it all down for me, that baby is fucking mine! ! 】

[Really, do you still remember what Chuan Guo Yuxi looked like?Why do I now feel that there is no Jade Seal of Chuanguo at all, the one engraved with the big characters of "Ordered by Heaven and Shou Yongchang" is obviously a blue and white porcelain bottle! 】

[It’s still so beautiful like blue and white porcelain that has been handed down from generation to generation...beautiful, I am beautiful your second uncle and grandpa! 】

【Teacher Li Yugang, are you okay?It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, I'm not good anyway!Lao Tzu seems to be mentally ill, holding the porcelain vase at home feels like destiny! emmm... Is there anyone who organized a group to book a room in a mental hospital? ? 】

Netizens really feel like they are mentally ill now...

A poetic and picturesque "blue and white porcelain handed down from generation to generation".

This guy abruptly gave the feeling of competing in the Central Plains!
The key point is that you beat 10 people to death just to grab a piece of blue and white porcelain?
If it doesn't work, wouldn't it be nice for us to bring these people here to hack Xixi and make a fortune together? ?

grandma's.

From the beginning of "Concubine Yang's chest hair is stern and pulling out Tang Xuanzong" to the end of "The Emperor is an Artist"...

Netizens just want to grit their teeth and say something to Tu Lao Liu:
You kid, you really know the ending!
However, if you are out of breath, you are out of breath, and netizens are very good at having fun while suffering.

Aren't there still a few big grievances sitting on the judging panel?
They were not the only ones tortured by Tu Lao Liu!

Soon, the same barrage floated on the public screen of the official live broadcast room:
【Teacher Li Yugang, are you okay?Teacher Li Yugang, can you say something?Teacher Li Yugang, you also think blue and white porcelain is very beautiful, right? (dog head)]

beauty……

Li Yugang really feels that the blue and white porcelain is very beautiful at the moment, but this "beauty" just doesn't care much about his life...

After watching a song, Su Yang stood in the center of the stage smiling like a normal person.

Li Yugang opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

Now it was as if he had let the big drumstick hit twice.

The brain is buzzing!

If it weren't for the restrictions of being a judge.

He really wanted to ask Su Yang, who the hell taught you to play this accompaniment?
First let everyone relax with the soothing and relaxing tune of the leaves, and enjoy it, go directly to the drums and sledgehammer?

Are you still a person? ?

Promote traditional culture and publicize traditional musical instruments...

I beg you for traditional culture.

Don't promote it!Let it go!
Okay?

There was no sound at the scene, and the expression on Li Yugang's face was so complicated that it could be twisted into a twist.

The hostess's intellectual voice sounded: "Both contestants have finished singing, and the voting channel in the live broadcast room is open. All netizens in front of the screen can cast valuable votes for the contestants you support. At the same time, all judges are also invited to vote for the two contestants. The performance of the players will be given a corresponding score.”

"The two contestants fought against hundreds of popular anchors all the way to the finals. They decided that No.1, who will get the best and most resources in the star-making project, will appear among them!"

"Who will win the championship, we will wait and see!"

After the hostess counts down to 321 at the end.

This fan club, which has set off huge enthusiasm on the entire network, and is related to how the various key promotion resources will be allocated among the top three in the next star-making plan that Douhu will devote all its efforts to, has finally entered the final stage. end.

Voting begins.

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(Two shifts will be resumed tomorrow, and the first two shifts will be rested for a few days, and then the carp will start to explode! Master, don’t be angry, just do it manually)

　Since the masters were not very active in participating, I discussed with the village chief, and he, being selfless, decided resolutely to take out his wife and send them to the masters together!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)