Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 6 This rental house can't stay any longer!New task: "Your melon, is it ripe?"

"Xiao Su, come and open the door. Don't play hard to get with my sister anymore. You have captured my sister. Come on, I'm wearing black silk today."

The fat slap of the landlady, Miss Wu, slammed heavily on the wooden door, raising a thick layer of dust.

Inside the house, I heard that Sister Wu was wearing black silk.

Su Yang's expression changed immediately.

It's not that he hates black silk.

On the contrary, black silk is something that every man likes!

but,

Sister Wu's black silk is different!
If I had to describe it, it would be—"Damn it, what a thick boa constrictor!"

Not only short, but also thick and fat!
The kind that can leave a psychological shadow at a glance!

"Squeak~"

"Sister Wu, don't get me wrong..."

Su Yang opened the door of the room without finishing his sentence.

The double 150 standing at the door, the units are centimeters and kilograms, sister Wu.

Pouting out the thick sausage mouth, he couldn't wait to rush forward.

"Fuck!"

Su Yang's eyes were quick, and he closed the door with a snap.

"boom!"

Sister Wu just pouted her sausage mouth like this, and bumped into the door panel straight.

The overwhelmed old door can't stand this toss, and several screws fell off in a row, which means that it will crack if I hit it again!
"Don't get me wrong, I made a wrong call last night, there is no other meaning!"

Su Yang reopened the door, looked at the other party vigilantly and explained.

"The eldest brother has no money, and the second brother pays. It's only natural! Sister, I am not only beautiful, but also rich, more than enough for you, a poor ghost who works two jobs a day!"

Seeing that Su Yang was ignorant, Sister Wu spat out the sawdust in her mouth, her expression changed abruptly.

He crossed his arms and said sarcastically.

"Sister, my second brother didn't break the rules of heaven, let him go..." Su Yang's face turned green.

"What do you mean! Do you dislike me! Can't live anymore? If you can't live anymore, move out tomorrow!"

Sister Wu frowned instantly, curled her lips and sneered:

"I know you have no money. If you don't solve the famine for me today, you can sleep on the street in the future!"

Saying that, he knocked open the door, and opened a pair of fluffy arms to hug Su Yang's neck.

"Again?!"

Seeing this, Su Yang released his hand holding the door without hesitation, and turned his body sideways.

"Boom!"

Sister Wu threw herself to the ground after gnawing on the mud.

The mountain-like body slapped the ground, and the entire second floor shook several times!

"Oh, it hurts me to death!" Sister Wu lay on the ground, baring her teeth.

"Listen to Sister Wu, I will move out tomorrow! If you are tired, sleep a little longer. I have something to do. Bye!"

Su Yang picked up his coat, carefully avoided the lump on the ground, and walked out of the room.

If we stay any longer, the two boa constrictors will have to cross their waists!

move away!Must move!
I can't stand this place any longer.

It's okay to be harassed by Ms. Fang Fang during the day.

At night, I have to listen to the domestic violence man living next door beating his wife.

Even if that kid still has a little conscience, he only beats him for 3 minutes each time.
Leaving the rental house, on the way to the bank to transfer money.

Su Yang called out the system.

"System, open this blind box reward."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill: Huaqiang's ferocious evil spirit is a hundred times enhanced version!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining epic perfect singing skills!"

Double shot.

It's a twin!
Su Yang's mood after being messed up by Ms. Fang Fang suddenly brightened.

Click on the introduction of new skills.

A hundred times enhanced version of Huaqiang's ferocious aura, which allows the host to have the same ferocious aura of Liu Huaqiang that has been enhanced a hundred times!All those who face the host will feel fear in their hearts and sweat like crazy! (It can be activated after 3 seconds with a straight face)
Epic-level perfect singing skills, the host has obtained the top voice and singing skills!No matter what type of song you hum, it will perfectly embody the emotions of those who hear it!

"Fuck, these two skills are a bit awesome!" Su Yang's eyes widened in amazement.

The former can frighten others with just one look!
The latter sings a song casually, which can make the listener perfectly emotional!
How about going to the crew to play a villain.

Or go to a singing show.

Absolutely burst into flames every minute!
In addition, these two skills are also very helpful to complete the task!

For example, last night, if he hadn't accidentally used his banknote ability, he might have been beaten up.

But now, a look at the past can scare the fart out of the security guard!
Brother Huaqiang is a good melon splitter and Sa Rilang, a hundred times stronger - a hundred murderers are looking at you at the same time, and they will ask you if you are afraid!
"Today is a good day~everything I want to do~"

Su Yang hummed happily.

Go to the bank and transfer the money.

Su Yang dialed his mother's phone number, "Hello? Mom, how is my father's condition? I have remitted the 10 yuan that is missing to you. If you don't know how to use WeChat, let the nurse..."

"Xiaoyang, your dad was misdiagnosed!" Su's mother interrupted her son excitedly, the surprise in her tone was about to overflow.

"What, what is it?" Su Yang was stunned.

"Your dad was misdiagnosed, misdiagnosed! It's not cancer, it's just a little problem!"

Su Ma explained excitedly:

"The diagnosis given by the county hospital was wrong. We were transferred to the provincial capital for an operation. The doctor checked several times and found that your father was not cancer at all, but colitis. Just stay in the hospital for a few days and you'll be fine!"

"Good thing!" Su Yang slapped his palms fiercely, his mouth from ear to ear.

"Son, let's not talk about it. I'm going to buy pig's trotters for your dad. I usually don't want to part with the money. I'm happy today and let your dad have a good meal!"

It's rare for Mama Su not to feel sorry for money, and she said proudly.

Just as he was about to hang up the phone, he suddenly remembered what Su Yang said earlier, Fox asked:

"10 yuan is not a small number. You have not been working for a long time. Where did you get so much money?"

Su Yang explained with a smile: "Part of it is saved by my secret summer job over the years, and part of it is my salary. I lent it to a friend a while ago, and I just got back today."

Hearing that it was all serious, Mama Su was relieved, and said without hesitation:

"Then mom will save it for you first. You young people can't save money. When your father recovers from illness, he and I will work part-time this year to earn some money. Next year, I will pay you a down payment in the county..."

He also gave some broken instructions to pay attention to eating and keeping warm.

Mama Su hung up the phone.

"Small hospitals are unreliable! Misdiagnosis is scary."

Su Yang scolded his hometown hospital a few words, and then looked at the bank card with only 300 yuan left, wanting to cry without tears.

"I'm out of money again, my mother confiscated the 10 reward, the tip I received yesterday will not be available until next month, and I'm moving out tomorrow, the rent hasn't been paid... Where can I get some money? ?”

After squatting on the side of the road and thinking for a while, Su Yang suddenly patted his thigh hard.

"Damn! Why did you forget about the fans! There are still more than 3000 fans to reach 100. If you get a reward of [-] million, are you worried that you won't have enough money to pay the rent?"

The voice just fell.

The system's mission prompt sounded.

"Ding, the daily task is activated, please ask the host to split a watermelon with a watermelon knife in front of the owner of the melon stall, and then ask him with a blank face: 'Your melon, is it ripe?'"

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(End of this chapter)