Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 67 What body can be put in a drawer...Master: What the hell, chop up your good brother? !
"Are you, are you asking me?"

Master Niu was a little confused.

Fingered himself.

Incredibly asked:

"Also, what is twelve o'clock at noon today? What I asked was the date of birth. Could it be that your brother was born at noon today!"

"Well, master, did you eat garlic for lunch?" Su Yang asked abruptly.

"Ah?" Master Niu was taken aback.

"It's delicious." Su Yang said sincerely.

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Master Niu's face turned dark immediately,
High blood pressure almost did not commit.

Take a deep breath.

Look at the 5000 yuan that I didn't get.

Controlling his emotions, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Can we talk about the birth date?"

"How about, let's discuss it and change the date of birth to the time of departure?"

Su Yang was a little confused.

Brother Xiaoqiang's birthday horoscope,
Where does he know where to go.

The time of death can be remembered almost.

After all, he sent it away with his own feet.
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Master Niu was silent for a while,
not talking anymore.

[Growing up so big, it's the first time I heard that the birth date can be negotiated, hahahaha. 】

[Look at the master's expression, he is speechless, the master is completely speechless, I guess this is the first time the master has received such an annoying employer haha. 】

[Don't you think it's strange, how can you discuss with the master to use the time of death instead of the date of birth when your good brother is gone?There is something wrong with Tu Lao Liu! 】

[I've been watching the live broadcast for so long, why are you still acting like a rookie upstairs, which time Tu Lao Liu didn't work hard on the live broadcast?The whole job is for sure, it depends on how it is done! 】

【I didn’t think about it, the title says I’m going to do things for my brothers, but Tu Lao Liu doesn’t look like there are really brothers gone, grandma, the more I think about it, the more confused I get! 】

"If you can't, then you can't, why are you so impatient."

Su Yang muttered softly.

He brought sister Zhou and the two masters to his home.

"There is no horoscope on the date of birth, and the time of death is also fine."

Master Zhang saw that his companion did not speak,
I had to stand up and smooth things over.

Pulling Su Yang's arm attentively, he asked, "Brother Su, what are you going to do with this ceremony?"

"As long as I send my brother away safely, I can do whatever I want." Su Yang said cheerfully.

"I heard that to do this kind of ritual, it seems that you need something like the relics of the person who passed away?"

Sister Zhou looked around Gou Lao Liu's room curiously.

quite neat,
There are also no special toys that need to be inflated.

There is no way to destroy the image of Gou Lao Liu in front of the fans in the live broadcast room,
A little bit back a city.

Immediately lost interest.

Joined Su Yang and their discussion.

Master Zhang nodded and explained: "It needs some relics of the deceased. The relics of his life can attract his wandering soul back. With special rituals, he can completely transcend the deceased and go to the underworld to rest in peace."

"The main reason is that when the deceased passed away, there was a bit of resentment in his chest, so that he was unwilling to leave the world for a long time, ignorant, stumbling and wandering in the world. After a long time, they are likely to hurt their relatives, even friend."

Master Niu has been in the world of cheating for 50 years,

He already knew these words in his chest,
It can even be said to be engraved in the bone.

Open your mouth to come.

He said it decently.

If ordinary people are really scared by him.

Maybe I have to buy a few amulets or something for peace of mind.

But Tu Lao Liu is different.

he is not afraid
Not only not afraid.

Instead, he asked excitedly:

"There are no relics, but there are remains, master, do you think it's okay?"

Brother Xiaoqiang is alive,

I can send him away with a kick of [-] million.

Could it be dead?
Just need two feet?

Afraid of chicken feathers.

"remains?"

Master Niu and Master Zhang looked at each other,
The voice suddenly soared several degrees!
They were originally dry feng shui,
The main fools are those bosses who have made bad money and have uneasy consciences.

Or think of a more superstitious old antique like Sister Zhou's father.

I haven't really done any legal affairs together.

I heard that there was going to be a corpse,

Suddenly his face turned green!

Hear Su Yang's words.

The water friends exploded in an instant!

Nima,
No!
Play for real!

Isn't it a whole life?
How the hell do they even have corpses!

The water friends were completely confused.

[Fuck, fuck, did we guess wrong, why is there still a dead body! 】

[Tu Lao Liu will not kill one in advance for the sake of making a living, right? (dog head)]

[Stop talking nonsense, what's going on with Tu Lao Liu, Grandpa Niu, come out and analyze it for everyone! @Degaowangzhong Niu Grandpa]

【I'm also surprised. Tutu must be reorganized when it starts broadcasting. This is an iron law. There shouldn't be an accident today, but the body has been revealed, and it doesn't seem to be fake. 】

[Grandma, Tu Lao Liu likes to take half of his pants off, watching a live broadcast is like guessing riddles, my ufo is almost dry! 】

"Damn it, you put the body at home?!"

Sister Zhou was taken aback.

His little face was a little pale.

His eyes unconsciously looked around.

Worrying about the next moment,
Will a pale one emerge from nowhere,

Cold dead hands,

Suddenly grabbed her ankle.

Su Yang ignored the bluffing sister Zhou,
Smiling and looking at the two masters,

Repeatedly asked: "Master? Why don't you talk anymore, is the body okay?"

Oh shit,

If it weren't for the downturn in the industry.

I really want to turn around and leave now!
Master Niu's expression changed for a long time.

Finally nodded with difficulty,
Squeeze out two words from the jaw: "Yes."

"That's good."

Su Yang took out his mobile phone, opened it and scanned it: "Let me transfer the money to the two masters first."

"It's okay to transfer the money later." Master Zhang said politely.

"No, you have to turn now!" Su Yang's tone was very firm.

You don't take money,
I'll see my brother Xiaoqiang later.

What if you don't like to do things.

"It's okay to transfer it, you can scan my place, and I will transfer Lao Zhang's share to him later."

Master Niu turned on the phone first,

turn off the sound early,

Lest Lao Zhang hear the specific amount,
Then he handed the payment code to Su Yang.

"Why, Brother Su is afraid that we will run away?" Master Zhang joked beside him.

"Yes, I'm afraid you will run away."

Su Yang watched the money sweep past, then nodded with a smile.

This is the remains again,
I was afraid they would run away.

Is the death of the dead,

very scary? !

Both masters were taken aback.

look at each other again,
Simultaneously, he swallowed his saliva,
Cautiously asked: "The body of the deceased, isn't it pretty?"

Su Yang didn't know that these two big fools were scared enough,

Think back to Brother Xiaoqiang's horrible corpse in the morning.

Tell the truth: "It's really miserable, let me show it to you."

said,

Su Yang walked towards the side drawer.

I plan to take the body of Brother Xiaoqiang,

Take it out and show it to the two masters.

Seeing Su Yang's actions,
The two masters stared blankly.

After previous exchanges,
At this moment, they have identified the body that Su Yang said,

It's his good brother.

And the death is ugly.

so now,
Watching Su Yang stretch his hand towards the drawer.

They were bewildered.

No,

Why did you open the drawer to get the body? !

the drawer is so small,
How could the body be here?
Master Niu stared at the narrow drawer for a long time.

The clever brains began to run at full speed.

Then,

a bold idea,

appeared in his mind.

moment,

Master Niu is not calm anymore!
next moment,
I saw Master Niu pointing at Su Yang tremblingly,

pale,

The voice trembled.

Shouted in disbelief:
"Fuck!"

"What are you..."

"Chop up your brother?!"

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