Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 69 The master's shameful practice, sister Zhou's father is numb "What kind of species is your friend?"

Looking at Master Niu's 50-year career in the big flickering world.

It might not be the biggest deal he's ever taken.

but,

It's so absolute,
It was Master Niu who took over the worst order!
Do things for cockroaches...

Master Niu really wanted to take Su Yang's head apart,
Let's see what kind of structure it is.

How could he come up with such an outrageous operation!

Knife La Ass,
It's really eye-opening!
now,

Master Niu's head,

Just like when I was under the bed in my bedroom,
It was the same when I found out that the old Wang brothers next door were naked.

Totally down...

"Master, why are you silent?"

"You have also seen my brother Xiaoqiang's body, can we start the ceremony?"

Su Yang held his palm,
He waved in front of the eyes of the two stunned masters.

Take the box in your arms,

Stuffed into Master Niu's arms.

He patted his butt and sat down on the chair beside him.

【He dared to ask the master why he stopped talking.】

[Master: Where is Lao Tzu Dao!Are you polite, I will ask you polite! 】

[Picture Lao Liu is really Lao Liu!Not to mention the master, even I was almost believed by this bastard. In the end, the brother he said was Xiaoqiang brother.]

【Damn it, master, please do something for the cockroach. Tu Lao Liu's operation, looking at the entire yin and yang worlds, is a **** existence that is extremely explosive! 】

[Hahahaha, I'm about to laugh out loud, the master is completely dumbfounded!I said a long time ago that the two masters are likely to be today's victims, and look, it has come true! 】

[Master is now in a dilemma, don't accept it, the money has been collected, accept it, you don't have to mess around in the industry in the future haha! 】

[It's a pity, the master will definitely not agree, otherwise Tu Lao Liu would have another wonderful job today. 】

Master Niu was stunned for a long time.

The first thing that comes to mind,

Just silently took out the phone,
Looking at Su Yang, he discussed: "Brother Su, I'll add two hundred to you, can you find someone else?"

If I accept this job today!
He's an old cow, his molars will be laughed out of his back!
"What do you think I gave you the money in advance for?" Su Yang said.

"But you didn't say you were doing things for cockroaches!" Master Niu broke down.

"Everything has animism, doesn't it?"

Su Yang blinked, "If the master is unwilling to do it, you can leave now, and you don't need to refund the money. See you at the Binhai City People's Court."

Tu Lao Liu has millions of fans,

Known as the existence of the oldest six anchors in the entire network.

Can he not see that these two guys are big fools?
If it is a real master,

He is somewhat embarrassed to be the sixth child,

How good it is to fool,
There is no burden to hang up!
See you in court.

The corner of Master Niu's mouth twitched,
A face as black as the bottom of a pot.

Forced a smile.

Cut to the rails:
"I think you're right, brother Su, everything has an animism! I was the one who got the picture before!"

"Do! Must do!"

said,

Master Niu opened the small box he brought.

He took out the incense burner, yellow paper and other items from it.

With a sad face, he began to prepare.

See you in court,
He still prefers to raise his awareness.

Xiaoqiang brother at the end of Purdue.

quickly,

After finishing the preparatory work.

Master Niu pulled the wronged Master Zhang behind him.

lit joss sticks,
Put together the box containing Xiaoqiang Brothers.

Lift it and put it in front of the incense burner.

Each held three sticks of incense and lit them,
eyes closed,
Hold your breath and say solemnly:
"The heaven and the earth are natural, the filth is avoided, the cave is mysterious, and the Taiyuan is shining."

"The majesty of the eight directions makes me natural, and the life of the spirit treasure is nine days high."

"."

Don't say

Pretty decent.

It's just the style
Two old flickers who have dominated the flickering world for decades,
with a mournful face,
Like the two wronged daughter-in-laws,
pouted,
Reluctantly doing things to a cockroach
This picture,
No matter how you look at it, how happy you are.

How to see how the contrast!

this moment,
All the audience laughed like crazy.

Rolling with joy!
What is whole life?

This shit is called a whole job!

Compared with Tu Lao Liu,
Those other whole live anchors.

It's completely low!

Do things super super small strong,
this job,
It's a 360-degree spiral explosion show!

Look at the wronged by the master,

Tears rolled in my eyes,
Lose it!
This time I don't need to be taught by the old people,
The newcomer took the initiative to follow.

moment,

The number of Su Yang's fans began to increase rapidly!
From the beginning of 300 million,
Straight to 446 million!
Skyrocketed by 140 million!
Refresh the Douhu platform again,

The historical record for the fastest increase in fans in a single live broadcast!

on the public screen,

The barrage was overwhelming.

[The anchor is awesome! 】

[With the help of Tu Lao Liu, the realm of the master has finally risen to a higher level, and has jumped from the narrow level of transcending people to transcending everything in the world! 】

【Hahahaha, master: "Master Tu, I understand hotness!"】

[The most damaging thing is that the anchor can obviously not open the box and let the master finish the ritual in a daze, but he does not take the usual way, not only has to open the box, but also put it in front of the master, so that they can see clearly haha! 】

[My mother asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone! 】

[Wolf heart anchor, wolf heart anchor!The main thing is to treat people with sincerity! 】

"I'm going to trouble the two masters today, come to my house to play when you have time."

The legal service is over.

Su Yang sent the two shamed masters to the elevator.

Warmly waved goodbye.

The faces of the two masters were ashen.

Nothing was said.

After the elevators closed.

Master Niu bumped Master Zhang with his elbow.

Gritting his teeth, he asked, "Can you pierce a paper man and lower your head? It's really uncomfortable for me to hold back this breath. I'll give you two hundred and help me clean up this shit!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? What's my level? Don't you have any clues in your mind? Can I know that stuff?!"

Master Zhang rolled his eyes.

There was a flash of inspiration in my mind,
Suddenly I had an idea.

Excitedly said: "I heard that the older kowtow can give the younger one a discount on his life, why don't we go back and hang a picture of Su on the wall, kowtow twice every morning, and kill him like a dog How are things?"

"...Take your money, don't say you know me in the future." Master Niu held back for a long time before jumping out.

"Didn't you say three thousand, why did you transfer me three thousand and eighty?"

"If you have more than [-], go back and buy a water pump to pump the water out of your brain!"

"Ding, the daily task has been completed, and the blind box reward can be opened at any time."

Mission accomplished.

Su Yang happily returned home.

look around,
Sister Zhou was not found in the room either.

So I rushed to the water friends in the live broadcast room and asked curiously: "Where is Miss Zhou, wasn't she still here just now?"

【Then after you took out the plastic bag, sister Zhou seemed a little scared and went to play with Mozi. 】The water friends explained.

"Oh, okay, Reba asked me to go grocery shopping, and I'll start streaming today."

Su Yang cut off the live broadcast.

Humming a song and going to the bathroom to take a shower.

On the other side,
Not long after I went downstairs,

Sister Zhou who was shopping with Mozi.

I got a call from my dad.

As soon as it is connected,
Father Zhou's deafening roar,
It came out of the receiver:
"Zhou Shuyi!!"

"Come on, tell me well!"

"What kind of species is your friend!"

(Also, when I have a meal, gentlemen, don’t be impatient, hold everyone tight~)
(End of this chapter)