Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Chapter 91 First place in the preliminary round!When I ran into a dull little girl by chance, my enemies were extremely jealous when they met...

From the moment I heard the sound of war drums.

Old Yang petrified in place.

The war drums and the drunken concubine,

He seems to have seen this kind of collocation that can be called a cow and a horse.
"War drums match the new imperial concubine's drunkenness, erhu matches sweet honey"

"You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch!"

"why is it you again!"

Although the singing details and styles are completely different.

But Mr. Yang still from this familiar smell,
Determined the identity of the singer.

It's him,

Absolutely him!

Except for the unreasonable grandson of the turtle before!

Who else,
Who the hell came up with such a coquettish combination!

moment,
Old Yang blushed all over,

The gray beard was trembling uncontrollably.

Then,

His face quickly turned livid.

Trembling and struggling, she pointed at the mobile phone held by her granddaughter Sissy.

panting heavily,

Weakly cursing: "Gusun, Guisun son."

"Who the hell taught you to sing like this!"

"Cissy, hurry up, help grandpa get the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill!"

finished,

The poor old man who is about to be discharged from the hospital,
rolled his eyes,
Just passed out.

After a few minutes.

Mr. Yang's son, who had just completed the discharge procedures,
Went to the hospital again.
"Chrysanthemum Terrace to Shadow Moon~"

"Boom boom boom!"

"Who knows that my love is cold~"

"Boom boom boom!"

in the live room.

Su Yang's war drum version of the new imperial concubine's drunkenness continues.

One picture after another kept flashing before the eyes of netizens.

Yang Guifei caught Tang Xuanzong upside down.

Holding a huge broadsword as tall as a man.

Rush left and right in the army formation.

Blood flowed like a river!
The rebels pissed on the floor in fright.

crying father and mother,

Run away!
"Love and hate are in an instant~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong!"

"Raise a glass and enjoy drinking~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong!"

A soft and delicate beauty.

Incarnate directly into the overlord of Western Chu with a thick back, a waist, a chest and a hairy chest!
Seven in and seven out,

Give it to Maweipo to kill it!

This sudden reversal,

The entire official live broadcast room has tens of millions of netizens wanting to die!
Contrast is true contrast,

The top is also really top!

Netizens grow so big,
I've never seen such a dog!
Drum accompaniment sings the new imperial concubine drunk
What kind of 360-degree spiral explosion operation is this!
What kind of brain circuit,

To come up with such an outrageous combination!
The key is,
It’s fine if Su Yang sings badly,

Just turn off the sound and wait for the next player to come on stage.

what the fuck,
But this guy sings really well,
we can even say,
Even the original singer couldn't sing Su Yang's special taste!

Simply addictive!
This is very distressing.

"Drunk in the king's arms~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong!"

"Dream back to Datang Love~"

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom!"

at last,

The song is over.

All viewers in the official live broadcast room,
All eyes are dull,

My brain was buzzing.

The barrage was silent for a long time,
Immediately after,
Just like a waterfall pouring down!

【You may not believe me when I say it, but I saw Concubine Yang with a full face and beard, carrying Tang Xuanzong as a weapon, and killed hundreds of thousands of troops.】

[I'm so fucked up!In the last second, I was still mourning the spring and autumn, quietly wiping away tears, and in the next second, Concubine Yang, not Yang Zilong!She went in and out of seven and was directly killed by Ma Weipo! 】

[Picture Lao Liu, you bastard is calling this new imperial concubine drunk? !This is the noble concubine Wenjiuzhan Huaxiong! 】

【Concubine Yang: "Your Majesty, don't panic, hide under my crotch!"】

[Leaving this aside, I'll just ask you, do you think it sounds good? 】

[. One thing to say, it's really nice to hear, Tu Lao Liu really took the new drunken concubine to a new level, but that's it, it's too f*cking tormented! 】

[If you don't look at this outrageous style of painting, maybe even the original singer is not as good as this anchor! 】

[Voting now, what's the matter? 】

[What else can I do, you must put this thing on top of me!I don't want to talk about whether it's good or not, this torture can't just be made for us! 】

[Yes, yes, do it like this!Also, does anyone know what this buddy’s live broadcast ID is called, I seem to have heard it right.]

Before Su Yang came to power,

The real-time popularity of the official live broadcast room is about 5000 million.

That's about the same as official estimates.

however,
It started when Su Yang came to the stage and sang the first sentence.

He Rong sitting in the main control room,
I was surprised to find out.

The popularity of the official live broadcast room suddenly began to grow,
There is a faint tendency to rush to 500 million.

And when Su Yang beat the war drum.

After a drastic change in style,

The popularity of the official broadcast room,

It directly skyrocketed by 500 million,
Came to 6000 million!

this growth,
He Rong's eyes almost popped out!

It's unbelievable,
She made the entire Douhu platform go all out to promote the popularity,

Not only warm up in advance,

Advertising push is overwhelming,
Only then did the popularity of the official live broadcast room reach about 5000 million.

And Su Yang,
Just went up and sang a song!

Why did it gain 1000 million popularity?

This Nima,
reasonable? ? !
quickly,

Voting begins.

no difference,
Su Yang is far ahead,

Dozens of times the number of votes crushed the five anchors of the singing area.

won the first round of preliminary rounds.

Popularity even won the first place among all the contestants in the preliminary round!

And this great opportunity.

Tu's criminal gang will naturally not let it go.

Taking the opportunity, a vigorous fraudulent activity was launched in the official live broadcast room.

The number of Su Yang's fans suddenly soared all the way,
Not only broke through the 900 million mark.

More than 70 jumped up!

970 million fans!
There is only one step away from reaching tens of millions of fans!
"This drum is not bad!"

Su Yang smiled openly,

Satisfied, he patted the sweaty Xiaoyang on the shoulder.

He took out his mobile phone and paid the originally agreed reward,

It was tripled and transferred to Xiaoyang.

"Brother, next time there is such a good thing, you will definitely come to me again!" Xiaoyang said happily.

Follow Su Yang on the stage and beat the drum once,

Directly calculate half a month's salary!

"Row."

Su Yang smiled and nodded.

pat ass,

In Wuzi's murderous eyes.

Youzai Youzai walked away from the venue.

"My top three!"

Looking at Su Yang's back,
All five teeth were broken.

If you don't hit this evildoer.

Not to mention the top three,

He can at least win the top ten and advance to the next round!
But now,
All gone!
"970 million, if you can activate a task today and start a live broadcast, basically 1000 million fans will be stable."

"But where can I find someone to activate the task temporarily?"

"It can't be the same as yesterday, let's go bump into the street."

out of the venue.

Su Yang looked at the phone screen,
970 is the number of [-] fans.

He pinched his chin and fell into thought.

If it is more than 800 million,
Even just over 900 million.

He didn't even bother to do it.

But now,
The distance reaches tens of millions of fans,

There is only one step away from the promotion map to fully upgrade the system.

It's bound to be a little itchy.

It's like watching a short movie.

There is only one last piece left on the enlightenment teachers,
When it will be grilled but not grilled,
The audience is always the most anticipated.

"It doesn't matter, it depends on the situation, it can't be rushed."

Su Yang sang and tapped for a long time,

I must be a little tired,
Simply no longer entangled.

Walk towards the parking space.

Go home and take a shower first,

Let's talk later.

Dai Xiaomei did not compete today.

Came to the venue and turned around.

I don't think it's interesting.

I thought it was better to go home and start a live broadcast to chat with fans.

So I greeted the official people.

He walked out of the venue happily.

Just a few steps out,

Suddenly she saw,
Not far ahead.

There is a figure that is exceptionally familiar!

"It's that bad six!"

The little girl's face darkened immediately.

I remembered the dark experience of being pitted one after another before.

Little Sister Dai clenched her fists tightly,

While trotting to catch up.

At the same time, he shouted:

"Bad six, you lied to me to hack Xixi, and made me block the live broadcast room, you finally got hit by me today!"

"Stop for me!"

"I won't give you a crooked head, this girl has your surname!"

"Who is calling me?"

hear this,

Su Yang turned around curiously.

It was discovered that it was the dumb girl.

Just wanted to say hello with a smile.

just see,
The little girl raised her fist,

He rushed towards himself!
Then,

Didn't wait for him to speak.

The notification sound of the system issuing tasks,

rang.

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(End of this chapter)