Simulation of all things: starting with copper skin and iron bones

Chapter 162 Booger Dafa!If you poison me, I will poison you too!

Then, the skinny old man entered Xu Gengdao's room directly as if no one was there.

Boom!

He closed the door.

Ruhua, Chu Gaoge and the others looked at each other, shook their heads speechlessly, and went back to their respective rooms.

The corner of Wei An's mouth turned up slightly, and he turned and went back to the room.

Flash forward to the next day!

The young maid brought wash water and breakfast.

After Wei An washed up and had some breakfast, he still stayed in the room and closed the door.

"Bitch, I'll kill you!"

Suddenly, a roar came suddenly, with indescribable anger.

Wei An opened a corner of the window, and saw Xu Gengdao rushing out the door angrily, throwing the breakfast porridge on the ground.

The young maidservant knelt on the ground, terrified.

Ruhua was the first to push the door out and shouted, "Xu Daozi calm down, what's wrong?"

Chu Gaoge and others also came out upon hearing the sound.

Xu Gengdao pointed to the breakfast porridge on the ground and shouted: "You all have a look, what's in the porridge?"

Everyone stared down, and all of them changed their colors.

It turned out that there was a black lump in the porridge, which seemed to be a lump of fresh booger.

The young maid kowtowed and said, "This servant really doesn't know that there are dirty things in the porridge."

Ruhua and Chu Gaoge looked at each other, they thought of something in unison, and they all felt disgusted.

"Girl, you get up first."

Ru Huaxu raised her hand, supported the young maidservant, and asked, "Did anyone else touch this bowl of porridge before you brought it to Xu Daozi?"

"No." The young maid recalled: "From the kitchen to the other courtyard, no one has touched it."

Ruhua asked again: "Then have you met the old man who made trouble last night?"

The young maid shook her head and said, "No."

The voice just fell, and there was a creak!

The skinny old man walked out of the room, stretched his waist, yawned, turned his head to look, grinned and said: "It smells so good, this is breakfast porridge. That maidservant, give the old man a bowl too, no, three bowls !"

The young maid did not dare to answer, and looked at Xu Gengdao cautiously.

At this moment, Xu Gengdao observed his words for a while, and gradually calmed down. He squinted at the thin old man, and a stern look flashed in his eyes.

"Girl, go and bring him three bowls of porridge."

"Yes!"

The young maidservant ran away in a hurry as if she had been pardoned.

Xu Gengdao left the other courtyard quickly, and after a while, he turned back with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

After a while, the young maid came back with three bowls of porridge.

Xu Gengdao stopped her, opened a medicine bottle, and sprinkled some powder into the three bowls of porridge.

"Xu Daozi, this is?" the young servant girl panicked.

Xu Gengdao lowered his voice and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's just a laxative. Go, give it to that old thing."

The young maid knew it well, but she also realized later that she suspected that the booger in the breakfast porridge was secretly thrown in by the weird old man.

then!

She gritted her teeth, brought three bowls of porridge into the skinny old man's room, and brought them in front of him.

Ruhua and Chu Gaoge all saw this scene, they all kept silent with a tacit understanding.

"Ah, it smells so good!"

The skinny old man smacked his mouth, picked up a bowl of porridge and drank it down.

Seeing this, the young maidservant couldn't help feeling a little scared, and quickly turned around and ran out.

Xu Gengdao stood at the door, humming a little tune, looking at the thin old man from afar, as if waiting for something.

Time passes by...

Unconsciously, when the sun was high, the thin old man came out, stroking his belly, with a satisfied expression on his face.

He saw Xu Gengdao, smiled and nodded at him.

After that, he sat under the steps, lying on his back, with his thighs crossed over his two legs, lazily basking in the sun.

"Hey, why is he alright?" Xu Gengdao waited for a long time, becoming more and more confused.

One must know that the laxative he gave was borrowed from a friend who was a pharmacist, and that pharmacist was by no means an ordinary person, the laxative he prepared was so powerful that it could even drag people to death.

Xu Gengdao's dose of medicine was also sufficient.

But, why is it that the skinny old man has nothing to do?
This situation, Ruhua and the others also saw it all in their eyes, and they were all deeply unbelievable.

At noon, the skinny old man was the first to yell: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, the maidservant hasten to bring food."

Soon, the young maid brought the prepared lunch.

This time, Xu Gengdao repeated his old trick, and once again administered the poison, which was a poison that pierced the intestines, a highly poisonous thing!

The young maid didn't dare to disobey, so she had to pretend she didn't know anything, and gave the wine and food to the skinny old man.

But this time, the skinny old man didn't eat in the house. He sat on the ground, using both hands in the sun, eating to his heart's content.

Xu Gengdao, Ruhua and the others watched him eat up all the food.

Then, the thin old man lay on the ground and fell asleep soundly.

The snoring came one after another and never stopped.

Before I knew it, the sky darkened.

Gusu Zhongqi once again prepared a grand dinner for the guests, and Wei An and others all went to the hall to eat.

The skinny old man also went, sat at a dining table, and performed his "booger trick" again.

Soon, everyone at the table left angrily.

He monopolized the table full of delicious food and wine, drank heavily, ate large pieces of meat, and was extremely happy.

It's just that Xu Gengdao and the others stared at the skinny old man with completely different moods.

They are not fools, and they can see that the thin old man is extraordinary.

"Master Zhang, what do you think is the origin of that old man?" Chu Gaoge asked.

Wei An shook his head and said, "I don't have much experience in Jianghu, so I can't see his details."

Chu Gaoge pondered: "At first glance, the old man seems to be powerless, but he is invulnerable to all poisons. This is not something ordinary people can do."

Ruhua nodded and said: "To be able to be invulnerable to all poisons, one must either have extremely deep internal strength, or have a special bloodline or physique."

Xu Gengdao said: "You mean, this old man is a hidden master?"

Shen Wusong replied: "You stepped on the feces of a master. Thinking about it this way, don't you feel a lot better?"

"..."

Xu Gengdao stared, wishing he could kick Shen Wusong.

Zhu Hongxue, who had never talked much, said slowly: "We come from various sects, but no one can see the clues of that old man. If you ask me, this person is either a peerless master who lives in seclusion, or..."

Xu Gengdao asked: "What is it?"

Zhu Hongxue took a deep breath and said, "That old man's ranking is too high, neither you nor I have the qualifications to get in touch."

As soon as this word comes out!
Xu Gengdao couldn't help but stop breathing. After thinking for a while, he shook his head and said, "If he's really that awesome, how could he let me step on him?"

Shen Wusong said with a chuckle: "People may treat you as a monkey and play tricks on you."

"..."

Xu Gengdao didn't want to talk to this person anymore.

After the dinner party, Wei An and his group walked towards the other courtyard, and the skinny old man followed, and said with a cheap smile: "Together, together."

At this time, no one dared to refuse him.

The skinny old man approached Wei An and said with a smile, "Friend, tomorrow is the birthday banquet, what gift do you plan to give Gusu Zhongqi?"

Hearing this, Wei An raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course there are congratulatory gifts, why, you came without a present?"

"What are you talking about? Do I look like that kind of person? Of course I am prepared for the congratulatory gift!"

The skinny old man spoke righteously, and then changed the subject, "That's right, I accidentally forgot to bring it."

Wei An pointed to the outside and said, "It's still too late for you to prepare now."

"It's getting dark, where do you want me to get gifts?"

The thin old man spread his hands and said with a smile: "Well, you can choose one of your gifts and lend it to me, and I will definitely repay it ten times in the future."

Wei An also spread his hands and said: "There is nothing I can do to help, I only brought a congratulatory gift."

The skinny old man suddenly became impatient, and shouted, "Only bring one congratulatory gift? Is your Pan Tianzong so poor?"

Wei An didn't change his face and said: "The ceremony is light and the affection is heavy, not to mention my Pan Tianzong's congratulatory gift is not light."

"Not light?"

The skinny old man's expression changed, and he asked curiously, "What a treasure, can you show me to open my eyes?"

Wei An shook his head and said, "No! As soon as my treasure is taken out, I must eat it immediately."

"food?"

The skinny old man swallowed.

(End of this chapter)