I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded

Chapter 1 The opening of this store is a big bargain, why don't you let me buy something?
Yan Jiu opened a funeral home.

In order to make money and do business, she chose to promote online live.

But she didn't expect that the anchor she followed really died on the first day!
In Yan Jiu's previous life, the Xuanmen account had been repaired to the full level, and after crossing, he could only start from Xinshou Village.

However, Yan Jiu was bound to a funeral system, so she decided to open a funeral home to take a shortcut and get rid of her addiction.

Turns out because of a concern.

She exploded on the Internet.

Also known as the god of death by netizens.

And today.

Yan Jiu started to watch the live broadcast online as usual, because she could see the death rate of everyone, so she quickly found the right customers.

It was a skydiving anchor.

Under the reminder of the system, Yan Jiu knew that the mortality rate of the skydiving anchor was 100%, and he would die after the fourth skydive.

Adhering to the principle of life first.

Yan Jiu kindly left a comment to remind the anchor: [The anchor is not easy to fly today, the suggestion here is that you go home and sleep. 】

However, the skydiving anchor still goes his own way.

He didn't care about Yan Jiu's reminder at all.

Yan Jiu counted with his fingers.

Today is the anchor's fourth skydive.

He must die.

Yan Jiu returned attention, and then began to solicit business: [Walk slowly and don't send funerals to one-stop shops to find out?The new store opens, book now and we will give you a beautiful urn! 】

as predicted.

Yan Jiu's attention message has just been sent.

This aroused the black face of the anchor, and openly yelled at Yan Jiu in the live broadcast room: "It's really unlucky. These days, the funeral industry has been so involved that it is looking for existence online?"

He didn't take Yan Jiu's reminder seriously at all.

He even greeted the netizens excitedly: "Family, let's see you at the bottom of the cliff!"

Yan Jiu looked at the anchor who was getting more and more dead, and continued to type her comment: [This store has a big bonus for opening, why don't you buy something in advance from me?]

Just finished commenting.

Yan Jiu caused an uproar on the Internet.

It was also attacked by the whole network.

[After 80 years, I will take care of your business. 】

[Sure enough, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and you are no one to cheat the traffic to the limit live broadcast area! 】

[Talent, the funeral business is actually online. 】

Yan Jiu reminded the anchor seriously.

But no one believed her.

But after all, it is a human life.

Unwilling to give up, Yan Jiu applied for Lianmai.

Just connected.

The anchor has already jumped off the edge of the cliff.

Seeing that people cannot be saved.

Yan Jiu changed the topic and started to introduce the business: "The industry is just needed, human beings will not be extinct, and our store will not go bankrupt. Our store will promise to serve customers meticulously, strive to achieve zero negative reviews and zero complaints, and bring customers a warm experience at home."

Yan Jiu just finished speaking.

The parachute anchor has landed.

Netizens were immediately excited.

[The anchor has landed safely, you apologize quickly. 】

Yan Jiu pinched his fingers and told the majority of netizens: "I advise you to go down quickly, and you can put together a whole body for him while it's hot, so that in the future, the box will not weigh more than 5 catties."

[What you said is true, who are you scaring! 】

[That is, I will go to the live broadcast room to see the anchor who landed safely! 】

however.

next second.

There was an uncontrollable scream from the bottom of the cliff!
The person who was alive at the last second.

In this second, it became a mess of rotten meat!
When the parachute anchor flew out like a kite with a broken string, the live broadcast room was instantly swiped with exclamation marks.

But most netizens are still at a loss.

[Ahhh, the adrenaline is soaring crazily, the live broadcast just now caught Brother Biao's main umbrella malfunctioning! 】

[Really? 】

[The administrator is online, the live broadcast room is probably going to be blocked, I think I'm going crazy! 】

【@流走不向调谁一条一起, to be honest, you are the god of death, right?This is all to be expected! 】

(End of this chapter)