I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded
Chapter 23 Think carefully and be afraid, does the little funeral director really understand prophec
Chapter 23 Think carefully and be afraid, does the little funeral director really understand prophecy?
Yan Jiu stroked his watch, and once again left a message about the funeral home's recruitment on the recruitment website.
I hope that someone who is destined can come to apply.
Don't wait for her to mention recruitment in the live broadcast room.
The comment section exploded.
[A fake look. 】
[It's all based on the plot of the show. 】
[Does anyone believe this? 】
[It can be seen that the anchor wants to be popular, but it is too deliberate. The luxury cars and famous watches are borrowed for filming. It is a bit too hard, which is very boring. It makes me feel embarrassed and cancer. 】
[Who is the anchor? He doesn't show his face. Is he consciously ugly and shameless? 】
[Let me see which eye rented the evil pen to criticize the anchor's appearance here. 】
[Who is the anchor?It is someone who gives you some face and calls you a future customer, and who doesn't give you face and lets you go straight to the earth! 】
Yan Jiu felt extremely targeted malice.
She did the math.
It was inexplicable to find this maliciousness.
and.
All from one region.
Since there is no direct main cause and effect with her.
Then it must be man-made.
Who would be full of malice for her?
Too much.
For a moment, Yan Jiu couldn't think of anyone who would be harmless to her, so that it was rare for her to make trouble.
Because there is no talisman as a medium.
So she couldn't draw the villain's no ambition symbol.
I had no choice but to use stupid methods to rectify them one by one.
She flipped through those malicious comments and found that the one with the most likes was a sailor named "Fake Counterfeiting Master".
Yan Jiu casually glanced at the other party's comments, as well as the few short videos of cracking down on counterfeiting.
The system panel gave a reminder: [Ding!
Inspection object: anti-counterfeiting experts,
Remarks: high-quality customers,
Mortality: 99%,
Time of death: After the 207th malicious comment,
It is recommended that the host pay attention immediately! 】
Yan Jiu whistled.
Pleasantly took the initiative to connect with the other party.
[Oh hoo, the last time Master Jiu was so excited was the last time. 】
[It's really unfortunate that the anchor can take the initiative to connect with the mic! 】
【If there is no accident, there will be an accident~】
at that time.
As a professional keyboard warrior, the counterfeiter expert has led his team to sit in front of the computer and type wildly since he took the order.
in the past.
Every time he left a bad comment, no matter how angry the anchor was, he would just pretend he couldn't see it.
but.
What's the matter with this "walking slowly without sending a funeral train".
Why did you take the initiative to contact him?
As evil as her ID!
The anti-counterfeiting expert is not sure whether to connect the wheat or not.
He hesitated scratching his head.
The elbow accidentally touched Lianmai.
next second.
The image of a greasy, foot-picking man appeared in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room, and millions of viewers praised him.
[Phase is born from the heart, I believe it is not unreasonable. 】
[Okay, it really is a navy. 】
【Calmly expose the team behind you, you are so arrogant that you opened the door for Arrogant, your arrogance has reached home! 】
[Is there such a possibility that the anchor used something unscientific to expose the water army? 】
[It's terrifying to think about it carefully! 】
Yan Jiu looked at the face of the anti-counterfeiting expert.
She has already analyzed seven or eight.
Then turn off the mic and focus.
One-click double connection.
This time, he didn't even leave a reminder.
Anti-counterfeiting expert: "!!!" Are you playing me?
[Wow, the anchor is paying attention again! 】
[Anchor VS troll classic battle, when will Luga end?let us wait and see! 】
【The sun is shining today, suitable for watching people. 】
[Laughing, you say I can ga, I can ga! ? 】
[Yo Yo Yo, Xiao Mian, I still don’t believe it, but I like to see people like you showing unyielding virtues. 】
Cracking down on counterfeiting has become so popular that it is hard to breathe.
He slammed the keyboard angrily and got up.
The members of the navy behind him were taken aback.
The anti-counterfeiting expert quickly calmed down after being angry.
He believes that holes will come.
What netizens say is not entirely unreasonable.
He looked suspiciously at Yan Jiu's historical record.
The more I looked, the more panicked I became.
Putting aside the funeral wholesalers I met in reality.
"Society Brother Biao", "Big Stomach King Meow", "Life is Higher than the Sky", "My Wife Yuno", "Miss Gardenia", "Five-Star Detective", "Erha of the Ancient World", The 8 people in the "Little Custard Bun with Taro Balls" are all Yan Jiu's followers.
Excluding the recent "the world is so big, I want to see it", it can be said that 9 people have passed away forever under the witness of Yan Jiu.
The anti-counterfeiting expert is sweating coldly.
He hated to admit that he was scared.
There seemed to be cold air blowing out from the back.
So loud that he didn't realize he'd knocked over his teacup.
The water in the cup is flowing slowly, spreading to the socket with many plugs scattered here and there.
The socket is seriously overloaded.
After mixing with warm tea.
Naturally, a fire will erupt.
soon.
In the exclamation of team members.
The anti-counterfeiting expert was electrocuted and fainted.
Wait until they scientifically rescue the anti-counterfeiting experts.
The other party has already entered hell.
Just as Yan Jiu continued to read the bad reviews.
The speed at which those people delete comments is incredible.
Yan Jiu didn't follow at all.
[I am a member of the anti-counterfeiting expert team, just now, I witnessed an electrocution death with my own eyes. 】
[Garrah?In response to such "concern about Biga" incidents, I express that I have become numb. 】
[Terrible, I was a little skeptical before, but now I completely believe it! 】
[Where are those trolls? 】
【Get ready for the funeral. 】
[That's right, if you don't prepare in advance now, you may not even have time to prepare in the future. 】
that moment.
All viewers are convinced.
This person whose ID is called "Walk slowly, don't send him through the funeral process", there must be an expert behind the scenes.
And Yan Jiu was just a cover-up for that expert.
Yan Blindfolded Jiu was so bored that he wanted to turn off the live broadcast: "That's the end of today's live broadcast."
She sits on the edge of the street basking in the sun.
Touch the watch from time to time.
Think about how much you can sell for.
[The anchor will predict that her family's business must be booming. 】
[Reply to the host, you are wrong, our anchor has not opened the first order yet. 】
[I feel sorry for the anchor for 3 seconds, and the remaining 57 seconds are for laughing! 】
[Wait, I'm a little curious, is the anchor's ability a prophecy, can you explain it? 】
[That's right. 】
See here.
Yan Jiu opened his eyes and started talking nonsense: "We have to look at the problem from a scientific perspective."
【…】
【………】
[Do you believe this?Anyway, I don't believe it. 】
see.
Yan Jiu brought up the knowledge from her previous life: "Chaos—the theory of chaos, that is: the starting point of things is ever-changing and unpredictable, but its ending point always tends to be one."
When the comments fell silent.
Yan Jiu continued: "Actually, my comments that reminded them are of little concern to them who are bound to die."
[I seem to understand, but I don’t seem to understand. 】
[Jiujiu Classroom has started, the front row is watching. 】
[I seriously suspect that the anchor is going to fool you! 】
When Yan Jiu saw someone questioning her, she habitually quibbled: "To put it simply, everyone's self-awareness is changing all the time, but no matter how humans change, they will eventually die."
Yan Jiu laid out the truth and said: "These people were just eliminated in the process of my definition. They will hang up, but how to hang up depends on the high probability."
〖User XXXXX rewarded you with a bazooka!Come and thank him! 〗
〖User XXX rewarded you with a monkey!Come and thank him! 〗
[I'm a graduate student in philosophy and chaos, please explain to me, Mr. Yan, more details on chaos, thank you very much!I beg Teacher Yan to bless me for my graduation defense. 】
[Pure passer-by, what kind of anchor is this? Is the gold content of this live broadcast room so high? 】
[Small question mark, do you have many friends. 】
[My head is so itchy, am I going to grow a brain! ? 】
(End of this chapter)
Yan Jiu stroked his watch, and once again left a message about the funeral home's recruitment on the recruitment website.
I hope that someone who is destined can come to apply.
Don't wait for her to mention recruitment in the live broadcast room.
The comment section exploded.
[A fake look. 】
[It's all based on the plot of the show. 】
[Does anyone believe this? 】
[It can be seen that the anchor wants to be popular, but it is too deliberate. The luxury cars and famous watches are borrowed for filming. It is a bit too hard, which is very boring. It makes me feel embarrassed and cancer. 】
[Who is the anchor? He doesn't show his face. Is he consciously ugly and shameless? 】
[Let me see which eye rented the evil pen to criticize the anchor's appearance here. 】
[Who is the anchor?It is someone who gives you some face and calls you a future customer, and who doesn't give you face and lets you go straight to the earth! 】
Yan Jiu felt extremely targeted malice.
She did the math.
It was inexplicable to find this maliciousness.
and.
All from one region.
Since there is no direct main cause and effect with her.
Then it must be man-made.
Who would be full of malice for her?
Too much.
For a moment, Yan Jiu couldn't think of anyone who would be harmless to her, so that it was rare for her to make trouble.
Because there is no talisman as a medium.
So she couldn't draw the villain's no ambition symbol.
I had no choice but to use stupid methods to rectify them one by one.
She flipped through those malicious comments and found that the one with the most likes was a sailor named "Fake Counterfeiting Master".
Yan Jiu casually glanced at the other party's comments, as well as the few short videos of cracking down on counterfeiting.
The system panel gave a reminder: [Ding!
Inspection object: anti-counterfeiting experts,
Remarks: high-quality customers,
Mortality: 99%,
Time of death: After the 207th malicious comment,
It is recommended that the host pay attention immediately! 】
Yan Jiu whistled.
Pleasantly took the initiative to connect with the other party.
[Oh hoo, the last time Master Jiu was so excited was the last time. 】
[It's really unfortunate that the anchor can take the initiative to connect with the mic! 】
【If there is no accident, there will be an accident~】
at that time.
As a professional keyboard warrior, the counterfeiter expert has led his team to sit in front of the computer and type wildly since he took the order.
in the past.
Every time he left a bad comment, no matter how angry the anchor was, he would just pretend he couldn't see it.
but.
What's the matter with this "walking slowly without sending a funeral train".
Why did you take the initiative to contact him?
As evil as her ID!
The anti-counterfeiting expert is not sure whether to connect the wheat or not.
He hesitated scratching his head.
The elbow accidentally touched Lianmai.
next second.
The image of a greasy, foot-picking man appeared in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room, and millions of viewers praised him.
[Phase is born from the heart, I believe it is not unreasonable. 】
[Okay, it really is a navy. 】
【Calmly expose the team behind you, you are so arrogant that you opened the door for Arrogant, your arrogance has reached home! 】
[Is there such a possibility that the anchor used something unscientific to expose the water army? 】
[It's terrifying to think about it carefully! 】
Yan Jiu looked at the face of the anti-counterfeiting expert.
She has already analyzed seven or eight.
Then turn off the mic and focus.
One-click double connection.
This time, he didn't even leave a reminder.
Anti-counterfeiting expert: "!!!" Are you playing me?
[Wow, the anchor is paying attention again! 】
[Anchor VS troll classic battle, when will Luga end?let us wait and see! 】
【The sun is shining today, suitable for watching people. 】
[Laughing, you say I can ga, I can ga! ? 】
[Yo Yo Yo, Xiao Mian, I still don’t believe it, but I like to see people like you showing unyielding virtues. 】
Cracking down on counterfeiting has become so popular that it is hard to breathe.
He slammed the keyboard angrily and got up.
The members of the navy behind him were taken aback.
The anti-counterfeiting expert quickly calmed down after being angry.
He believes that holes will come.
What netizens say is not entirely unreasonable.
He looked suspiciously at Yan Jiu's historical record.
The more I looked, the more panicked I became.
Putting aside the funeral wholesalers I met in reality.
"Society Brother Biao", "Big Stomach King Meow", "Life is Higher than the Sky", "My Wife Yuno", "Miss Gardenia", "Five-Star Detective", "Erha of the Ancient World", The 8 people in the "Little Custard Bun with Taro Balls" are all Yan Jiu's followers.
Excluding the recent "the world is so big, I want to see it", it can be said that 9 people have passed away forever under the witness of Yan Jiu.
The anti-counterfeiting expert is sweating coldly.
He hated to admit that he was scared.
There seemed to be cold air blowing out from the back.
So loud that he didn't realize he'd knocked over his teacup.
The water in the cup is flowing slowly, spreading to the socket with many plugs scattered here and there.
The socket is seriously overloaded.
After mixing with warm tea.
Naturally, a fire will erupt.
soon.
In the exclamation of team members.
The anti-counterfeiting expert was electrocuted and fainted.
Wait until they scientifically rescue the anti-counterfeiting experts.
The other party has already entered hell.
Just as Yan Jiu continued to read the bad reviews.
The speed at which those people delete comments is incredible.
Yan Jiu didn't follow at all.
[I am a member of the anti-counterfeiting expert team, just now, I witnessed an electrocution death with my own eyes. 】
[Garrah?In response to such "concern about Biga" incidents, I express that I have become numb. 】
[Terrible, I was a little skeptical before, but now I completely believe it! 】
[Where are those trolls? 】
【Get ready for the funeral. 】
[That's right, if you don't prepare in advance now, you may not even have time to prepare in the future. 】
that moment.
All viewers are convinced.
This person whose ID is called "Walk slowly, don't send him through the funeral process", there must be an expert behind the scenes.
And Yan Jiu was just a cover-up for that expert.
Yan Blindfolded Jiu was so bored that he wanted to turn off the live broadcast: "That's the end of today's live broadcast."
She sits on the edge of the street basking in the sun.
Touch the watch from time to time.
Think about how much you can sell for.
[The anchor will predict that her family's business must be booming. 】
[Reply to the host, you are wrong, our anchor has not opened the first order yet. 】
[I feel sorry for the anchor for 3 seconds, and the remaining 57 seconds are for laughing! 】
[Wait, I'm a little curious, is the anchor's ability a prophecy, can you explain it? 】
[That's right. 】
See here.
Yan Jiu opened his eyes and started talking nonsense: "We have to look at the problem from a scientific perspective."
【…】
【………】
[Do you believe this?Anyway, I don't believe it. 】
see.
Yan Jiu brought up the knowledge from her previous life: "Chaos—the theory of chaos, that is: the starting point of things is ever-changing and unpredictable, but its ending point always tends to be one."
When the comments fell silent.
Yan Jiu continued: "Actually, my comments that reminded them are of little concern to them who are bound to die."
[I seem to understand, but I don’t seem to understand. 】
[Jiujiu Classroom has started, the front row is watching. 】
[I seriously suspect that the anchor is going to fool you! 】
When Yan Jiu saw someone questioning her, she habitually quibbled: "To put it simply, everyone's self-awareness is changing all the time, but no matter how humans change, they will eventually die."
Yan Jiu laid out the truth and said: "These people were just eliminated in the process of my definition. They will hang up, but how to hang up depends on the high probability."
〖User XXXXX rewarded you with a bazooka!Come and thank him! 〗
〖User XXX rewarded you with a monkey!Come and thank him! 〗
[I'm a graduate student in philosophy and chaos, please explain to me, Mr. Yan, more details on chaos, thank you very much!I beg Teacher Yan to bless me for my graduation defense. 】
[Pure passer-by, what kind of anchor is this? Is the gold content of this live broadcast room so high? 】
[Small question mark, do you have many friends. 】
[My head is so itchy, am I going to grow a brain! ? 】
(End of this chapter)
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