My wife is Wu Zetian

Changsun Yan looked at the closed door with a distressed expression.

"You kid is a thief. If I don't guard against you, I'm afraid I'll run away for you."

Changsun Wuji is depressed, you boy is a rogue now, if I don't guard against you, I really can't control you.

"Alright!"

Changsun Yan sat on the chair and began to use his little brain, thinking about how to help his father regain face.

"Think, hurry up!"

Looking at Changsun Yan, Changsun Wuji also slapped the table and glared at his son.

"Isn't that what I'm thinking?"

Changsun Yan gave me a white look, I was not thinking right.

You urge, urge, urge a chicken feather!

Didn't you see that my CPU is about to smoke?
"Father, if not, I will customize some briquette stoves for you.

Try to make it exquisite and domineering, and then you are giving it to your old brothers, how about it? "

Changsun Yan thought and thought, what had happened was irreversible, he could only make up for it.

"It's just a stove. You can make others but you can't? Do you really think those old brothers of your father are poor ghosts who have never seen the world?"

Changsun Wuji glared at Changsun Yan, this alone can help him regain face?
Isn't it just some beautifully crafted iron lumps? It's not that craftsmen in this world are only found in the Lishan fief, and others don't have craftsmen?
"How about I give you a number that symbolizes your identity, if so, it will be the only briquette stove in the world. Not everyone has such a face."

Changsun Yan looked at the angry father, turned his mind, and thought of another brilliant idea.

Don't you want to save face?
Then I will give you a unique face, so it will be okay!
"The only briquette stove?"

Hearing the name of the unique number, Changsun Wuji also stroked his beard.

If that's the case, it's not impossible.

"That's right, that's all right!"

Seeing his father's calm face, Changsun Yan also breathed a sigh of relief.

It can be considered that this old stubbornness has been fooled, otherwise, I will really be finished today.

I am really smart, I can think of such a clever plan.

I am truly a genius.

Changsun Yan was proud of himself when Changsun Wuji slapped him again.

"???"

The sudden attack made Changsun Yan a little suspicious of his life, and he didn't know why his father suddenly went crazy again.

"Now that you know it, why don't you hurry up and do it? I'm still waiting!"

Changsun Wuji looked at his silly son, feeling depressed for a while.

Now that the countermeasures have been thought of, why don't you hurry up and deal with them, don't you know that time is money?
If the stove is made earlier, Lao Tzu's face can be earned back one day earlier.

"Oh oh oh."

Changsun Yan only wanted to scold his mother in his heart, but he thought that Changsun Wuji's old lady was his dear grandma?
How could he do such a rebellious thing.

So he could only choose to forgive, and ran out in a hurry.

"Open the door, open the door!"

Looking at the closed door, Changsun Yan shouted directly outside.

"Xiao Langjun, just bear with it, it will pass soon."

"That's right, Duke Changsun doesn't hurt at all when he beats someone up."

"Besides, Xiao Langjun, you are also rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so it's just a beating."

Listening to the words of the guard outside the door, Chang Sunyan's mind was full of black lines.

Don't give me a chance, these tongue-chewing bastards, you will have to be sent to Zuo Yuna to work as coolies in the coal mines.

"Open the door!"

Changsun Wuji's voice sounded, and the guards who were holding the door quickly let go. Changsun Yan didn't pay attention, and was thrown a big somersault.

"Little lord, are you alright!"

Looking at Changsun Yan, who was on all fours, the guards at the door were dumbfounded.

What shape is this?

Did I see something I shouldn't have seen?
"Fuck off!"

Changsun Yan got up from the ground and ran out quickly.

He just wants to escape quickly and leave the place where he was born and raised.

So terrifying.

Changsun Yan returned to the fief, Cheng Chubi and Yu Chihuan were pleading in front of Li Yanran.

"Brother Li, just help me find a way."

"That's right, if this doesn't help my father regain his face, I will be beaten to death!"

"I still have it on my butt, so I won't show it to you."

Yu Chihuan directly pulled his arm away, and it was covered with bruises and purple spots, all of which were big slap prints.

"Okay, stop talking, huh?
County Lord Changsun is back, do you want to hear what good ideas he has? "

Li Yanran was depressed for a while, and when she saw Changsun Yan standing at the door, she also smiled slightly.

"Him? Forget it!"

"That's right, Brother Li, just help us!"

Turning to look at Changsun Yan, Cheng Chubi and Yuchihuan were also full of contempt.

What good idea does Changsun Yan have? Instead of relying on him, he might as well rely on himself.

Changsun Yan's eyes are about to pop out of anger, why do you look down on the young master so much?

Is it true that I am the first, second and third smart person in my fiefdom for nothing?

If I have no idea, can I go back safe and sound?

"I really have a good idea!"

"But if you want to know, you must ask me, and I will tell you if you ask me!"

"cut!"

"Please baba!"

The two of them simply didn't bother to talk to Chang Sun Yan's idiot.

God knows what you have in mind!
Anyway, it's all begging, it's better to beg Li Yanran, at least Brother Li is more reliable!

"You guys, look down on people."

Changsun Yan really wants to chop off those two idiots with one knife now, do you really think the young master is a fool?

"I look down on you. If you have the ability to speak out your ideas, if the ideas you say are really useful, I will admit that you are great."

"That's right, I don't believe that your pig brain can come up with any little tricks for life."

The two looked at each other, and taunted Sun Yan at the same time.

Seeing that these two idiots know how to provoke, I don't know if the idiot Changsun Yan will be recruited.

Probably possible.

"My idea is to customize some special honeycomb coal stoves, and then put our unique logo and number on them, and let us Lao Tzu give these stoves to others as favors.

How about getting back this face?

Young Master, am I very smart!

Ha ha ha ha! "

Changsun Yan put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly, looking at the two idiots in front of him, his eyes were full of complacency.

Now you know how big my brain is!
You are just two reckless people. In terms of brains, you are really not enough.

Even adding the two of you together is not enough.

Looking at the grandson Yan who was laughing wildly, Li Yanran couldn't help but also covered her eyes.

Sure enough, I was not mistaken.

Changsun Yan really doesn't have enough brains.

To be fooled around by two idiots, why is he still pretending to be a smart person all day long?

You should go and have a look at your brain!
shame.

"So that's it, Changsun Yan really has you, you are indeed smarter than me!"

"I am the same."

Hearing what the two said, Changsun Yan couldn't help being taken aback.

Why did he always feel something was wrong listening to these two people.

"???"

"You two idiots use aggressive tactics with me?"

The brain circuit was charged, and Zhang Sunyan figured it out in an instant. These two idiots were just playing tricks on themselves.

I am special!
I was tricked by two fools, what an idiot I am.

"Master Changsun has reacted now?"

"Hahahaha, I thank you, the anger of being beaten up by my father is gone."

The two looked at each other and laughed wildly together.

They immediately got a solution, and they tricked Changsun Yan again.

The resentment of being beaten up by my father when I went back immediately disappeared.

Tete Meow is cured.

Changsun Yan, you are really our dear relatives and friends, brothers and sisters!

Sacrifice yourself to make friends, nothing to say.

"You two, I will fight with you, my lord!"

The two of you have calmed down, but I am full of grievances now, young master.

If I don't beat you two up, I won't be better today.

Speaking of which, Changsun Yan rushed towards the two of them, but Cheng Chubi threw him over his shoulder and hit the ground directly.

"Mr. Changsun, you do have some brains, but your body is not good enough.

This is too weak, why don't you come to the Princess Guard, how about I help you practice more? "

Cheng Chubi looked at Zhang Sun Yan disdainfully, you foolish critic will not be an opponent after two years of training.

"Go to the Princess Guards, if you want to come, you should come to the Imperial Army to exercise!

Changsun Yan, don't worry, in just ten years, I will definitely make you twice as strong as you are now. "

Yu Chihuan also moved closer to Changsun Yan, his eyes full of excitement.

If I can teach Changsun Yan well, I'm afraid I will be happier.

"Ten years, twice as strong? I'll fuck you a big watermelon!"

Changsun Yan looked at Yu Chihuan with disdain.

Even a pig can walk sideways among the pigs after ten years of practice.

Do you mean that the young master is not as good as a pig?
"How many of you are doing this?"

Li Siwen slowly came over, looking at the situation in front of him, he was also stunned.

"Li Siwen, are you back?"

Seeing Li Siwen's figure, Changsun Yan got up from the ground and moved to Li Siwen's side.

"Ah."

Looking at the attentive grandson Yan, Li Siwen was also a little confused.

"Can you stay away from me?"

After taking a look, Li Siwen also hurriedly stepped aside.

What's the situation with this guy, why did he come over like a dog all of a sudden.

"Li Siwen, what's the matter with you coming home!"

Changsun Yan stuck to Li Siwen again, his eyes full of anticipation.

"It's not because of the briquettes. I blamed me for not saying hello to him in advance. As a result, everyone else knew about it, so he found out. He got angry and was caught!"

Li Siwen shook his head and told the story of his return home.

"Then have you thought of a good way, if not, please.

Please, I'll tell you the solution, how? "

Hearing that the Duke of England thought the same as his father, Changsun Yan put his hands in his pockets and stared at Li Siwen in front of him.

"This is actually the way."

"Cheng Chubi, if you dare to say it, I will fight you forever!"