My wife is Wu Zetian

Hearing Li Hong's words, Ma Hou was also dumbfounded.

You are really my good boss, and you actually encouraged me to steal my mother's money. Is this really a human being?
"What's wrong, boss, it's not like you don't know that I am well-dressed and well-fed.

If I really want to eat pancakes and go to Luoyang, I'm afraid I'll starve to death before I get halfway there.

Do you want to see me, boss, die before I leave the army? "

Now that my face has been sacrificed, there is nothing left to cherish.

Facing his younger brother, classmate Li Hong simply acted rogue.

There is no way, who said that the only one he can rely on now is Ma Hou.

"Boss, I thought about it carefully, why don't we go there? The mountains are high and the roads are far away, nothing compares to being comfortable in Lishan Mountain!"

Ma Hou shook his head wildly. He was already frightened with this little money. If he was allowed to steal money from my mother again, it would be better to just kill him.

Moreover, he has already become an informant. His Highness's action is destined to fail, so there is no need for him to risk being beaten to death to steal money.

"I've decided to go to Luoyang. Even if I want to eat pancakes, I'll go there. Okay, you go and clean up. We'll leave tonight!"

Li Hong glared at Ma Hou and told him to give up going to Luoyang. How could this be possible?

"Boss, you really don't think about it anymore? This journey is very long!"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I won't even take you!"

Li Hong kicked Ma Hou on the butt.

"I see!"

Ma Hou was depressed, covered his butt and walked outside.

"wooden club,"

After dusk, Mahou drove a donkey cart and waited in the woods outside the fiefdom. Looking at the moonlight above his head, he felt helpless.

At this moment, he just wanted his master to show up quickly so that he wouldn't have to suffer anymore.

While waiting, a small figure stumbled into Ma Hou's eyes.

"Boss!"

After seeing clearly who was coming, Ma Hou hurriedly greeted him.

Li Hong was seen wearing coarse linen clothes and carrying a big cloth bag on his back.

"Hurry up and continue, I'm exhausted!"

Sitting down on the ground, Li Hong directly spread the cloth bag on his back on the ground.

"Boss, where did you get so much salted fish and dried meat?"

Looking at the things in his pocket, Ma Hou was stunned.

"Nonsense, if you don't pay, I can only find a way on my own.

Fortunately, I cleverly told the kitchen that I wanted to eat salted fish and dried meat, and then stole them out at night when they weren't prepared. Now I didn't have to worry about eating the biscuits on the way. "

Li Hong put his hands in his pockets, as if there is no one like me in the world.

"Boss, if you've been like this earlier, wouldn't it mean that I don't have to spend my mother's money to buy pancakes?"

Ma Hou is really depressed now. You are already like this and I still have to try so hard to steal my mother's money?

"What are you talking about? Why are you talking nonsense? Hurry up and load the car. Let's go out.
Ma Hou, is this the car you are looking for?

You wouldn’t expect me to travel thousands of miles in a donkey cart from Chang’an to Luoyang! "

When it came to loading the truck, Li Hong noticed that what he saw in front of him was not the carriage he imagined at all, but a donkey cart.

The donkey pulling the cart still looked malnourished.

"Boss, I have no money. It's good to find this donkey cart. The most important thing is that I don't know how to drive the cart!"

Ma Hou was depressed. He had spent a lot of effort to get this.

What happened to the donkey?The tall horse was so unruly that he couldn't control it at all.

The donkey is still obedient.

"You really are a waste!"

Li Hong just wants to slap Ma Hou to death.

You are so old and you can't even drive a carriage, which really left him speechless.

"Boss, there's nothing we can do about it. The master said I'm young and haven't learned to ride horses yet.

He was also unwilling to teach me how to drive a donkey. It took me a lot of effort to learn how to control a donkey. "

Ma Hou looked depressed. It wasn’t that I didn’t work hard, but that no one really taught me, and he was also helpless!

"Okay, hurry up and load the car.

You'd better pray that this donkey can make it to Luoyang. If it's left halfway, you'll be in trouble.

When the time comes, even if you pull the cart for me, you will still have to pull it to Luoyang. "

Li Hong also said a harsh word and boarded the donkey cart in depression.

"We're still going to Luoyang. Let's talk about it after we get out of Lishan Mountain!"

Ma Hou put the salted fish and dried meat on the donkey cart and murmured in a low voice.

"What are you mumbling about, hurry up and leave!"

"Here!"

Ma Hou jumped onto the donkey cart, looked around, raised his whip, and headed towards Luoyang.

"Brother Li, His Highness has left. When are you going to take action?"

Looking at Li Hong's donkey cart, Wei Shan also asked Li Feng beside him.

"Don't be impatient, let's just accompany His Highness for two days so that he can endure hardships!"

Li Feng smiled. He had made preparations ahead of time to ensure that nothing went wrong.

So now it's good to fight Li Hong and let him know the dangers of the world.

"Okay, keep up!"

Wei Shan frowned and without saying anything directly motioned for the people behind him to follow.

A group of people hung on the back of Li Hong's donkey cart without anyone noticing in the darkness.

"Boss, we are already more than ten miles away from Lishan Mountain. When should we take a rest!"

Ma Hou glanced at the moonlight above his head and spoke to Li Hong inside.

"Take a rest, you big eggplant, wait until you have run twenty miles out of Lishan Mountain before you rest!"

Li Hong opened the car curtain, took a look at the surrounding situation, and ordered to wait twenty miles away before talking.

"okay!"

"drive!"

The horseman raised his whip, and the donkey cart continued to move forward with its hooves.It wasn't until they were twenty miles away that the donkey cart stopped, found an open space, and started fighting on the cart.

"Your Highness, this donkey cart is too slow. It has only rested for twenty miles."

Wei Shan was also depressed. He walked for most of the night before walking twenty miles. When would he be able to reach the place they arranged.

"No way, who told them to be donkey carts? Besides, how fast do you want His Highness to go, kid!"

Li Feng was also very depressed. Your Highness, Your Highness, you should be more angry and run faster. Don't let me worry about you so much.

"Then I will arrange for people to clear away the wild beasts around."

"Don't make a big noise! ​​Alarm His Highness!"

Li Feng waved his hand, and Wei Shan also led his men to dismount from the horse and walk on foot to alert the surroundings.

The sun just appeared the next day, and Mahou on the donkey cart also stretched.

"Your Highness, what do you want to eat?"

After shaking Li Hong beside him, Ma Hou was also ready to start cooking.

"I want to eat beancurd."

"???"

Ma Hou was dumbfounded. This was a wilderness, not the Lishan fiefdom.

I still want to eat Douhua. Do I really think that I am the little brother and the little master of China?
"Your Highness, we only have Hu cakes. Don't think about Douhua until we arrive in Luoyang!"

Ma Hou replied depressingly, the only thing that can be eaten at the moment is Hu biscuits, but also Hu biscuits.

"Then ask Eggplant!"

Li Hong glared at Ma Hou, "You don't have anything to eat, why are you asking for a ball?"

"Although we only have Hu Pancakes, Your Highness can choose Hu Pancakes with salted fish, Hu Pancakes with dried meat, or Hu Pancakes with pickles!"

Ma Hou smiled. Although they were all biscuits, there were various combinations for you to choose from.

"Then I want to have a grand slam, and I will match it all."

Li Hong also sighed. If he wants to eat himself, he must eat the best.

I want salted fish, dried meat and pickles.

"Okay!"

Ma Hou directly took out a biscuit, and then placed the pickles, salted fish and dried meat in order, allowing his boss to take it.

Li Hong picked up the Hu Pancake with his left hand, grabbed a salted fish with his right hand, and started chewing it directly.

"Oh, oh, this salted fish is so hard that I can't even chew it!"

After chewing for a long time, Li Hong was also dumbfounded. This special fish was not salted fish, it was simply an iron fish.

There is no way to eat it.

"Boss, this would be great to eat. How about you drink some water bubbles?"

Ma Hou took a water bag and handed it to Li Hong's hand.

"Hey, I'm so cute!"

Li Hong also had nothing to say. This was the path he chose and he had to finish it no matter what.

Gritting his teeth, he gnawed on the salted fish and swallowed the biscuits with water.

After the two had breakfast in a daze, they embarked on their journey to Luoyang.

"Brother Li, His Highness is gone!"

Wei Shan came to Li Feng and told Li Hong's news.

"Let's go, keep up!"

Li Feng swallowed the Hu cake in his hand, mounted his horse and followed Li Hong.

In this way, Li Hong walked forty miles in one day, and they rested early at night.

After all, if you drive during the day and then drive at night, a donkey can't stand it even if you can stand it.

"Mahou, can you make a fire? Let's grill these pancakes and salted fish. After eating them for a day, I feel like my intestines are almost blocked."

Li Hong glanced at Ma Hou, his eyes full of depression.

He had imagined that traveling would be no better than in Chang'an, but he never thought that this was the case.

This is too painful.

Not eating well and sleeping well.

The most important thing is that this is only the first day. It will take at least more than 20 days to get from here to Luoyang, but if this continues, he may not be able to hold on.

"Boss, is it okay to light a fire this night? What should I do if some bad guys are attracted?"

Ma Hou was depressed. You have to light a fire this late at night. What if a thief is attracted?

"Fart, if I eat these dry pancakes and dried salted fish, I will be dead, and I'll be fooled!"

Li Hong kicked Ma Hou again, and the bad guys around Lishan had already been wiped out by his elder sister.

There is no such thing as a bad person, he is really a fool.

"All right!"

Hearing what Li Hong said, Mahou could only nodded, got off the donkey cart and started to light the fire.

The two of them just sat around the fire and baked pancakes and salted fish.

After struggling for a while, the two of them got into the donkey cart calmly, wrapped themselves in blankets and rested.

"These two have such big hearts!"

Li Feng looked at the donkey cart in front of him from a distance and felt depressed.

He really wants to slap Ma Hou now. I have been teaching you for so long, and this is what you learned?

Disgraceful to grandma's house.

"Should we let our people take action?"

Wei Shan also glanced at the donkey cart in the distance. At the speed of the two of them, they might have a long wait.

"Instruct our people to take action tomorrow night. Let's do this for today!"

Li Feng shook his head, where are you following now? Wait a minute!
As the sun rose, Mahou stretched again and shook Li Hong beside him.

"what?"

Li Hong also woke up, rubbing his eyes and looking at Ma Hou in front of him.

"Boss, what are you going to eat?"

"Eat your big watermelon, I don't want to eat the pancake anymore!"