Beauty has a disease
Chapter 13
Chapter 13
"It's over now!"
In the wing room, Cui Shexi was pacing indoors while rubbing his wrists, the corners of his eyebrows curled down, and a "eight" was wrinkled, which made him walk faster and faster. I don't know if he is sad or nervous. .
"Don't run when you have the opportunity to run. It is even more difficult to get out now that you have fallen into the bandit's den."
Cui Shexi didn't pay attention anymore, and sat on the floor with his robe lifted up, "It's all right now, innocence is almost gone!"
He muttered: "I escaped with great difficulty. Who would have thought that there would be an ambush on the return journey? It's fate. The fate is not good. Why bother—"
Cui Shexi muttered to himself for a long time, but no one answered him, and he couldn't help but feel frustrated.
"I said, aren't you surprised? I said so much, and revealed so much information inside and outside the words, and you didn't ask me?"
Zhan Shuyun finally responded, "Isn't it you who can't sit still now? If you want to say something, you can say it without asking, so why should we bother to ask?"
Cui Shexi jumped up, "No, aren't you nervous at all? Time is running out!"
He clapped his hands anxiously, "Listen, listen to the movement outside, do you know what they are doing?"
No one cooperated with the inquiry.
Cui Shexi clapped his palms hard again, "They are holding a wedding hall, do you know why they are holding a wedding hall? It's marriage, do you understand the marriage! Brother, your innocence is about to be lost!"
"Do you know who the bandit leader is? It's a hag, ugly but beautiful, who specializes in arresting young talents to go up the mountain to marry. As far as I know, the hag has been married so far, no it's married The thirteen husbands, according to her own statement, her thirteen husbands are all concubines, and the main house must be a man with both ability and integrity."
Cui Shexi chuckled, "Unfortunately, when I was going to Qin'an, I passed by and she fell in love with her. She caught me and said she wanted me to be the main wife."
Zhan Shuyun casually glanced at Cui Shexi, "You look quite proud."
Cui Shexi cleared his throat and looked solemn, "How can I, of course I will not obey, but people have to bow their heads under the eaves..."
Zhan Shuyun answered: "So you followed in the end?"
Cui Shexi stared, did not answer when he should answer, and talked nonsense when he should not answer, these are all what and what, although the female bandit leader's husband standard is in line with him, but he is a man of backbone!
"So I coaxed her to let me go down the mountain with sweet words."
Ember answered: "So you were arrested again, and sweet talk won't work this time."
Zhan Shuyun echoed: "It's quite smart to be caught with vigilance and precautions. After all, ordinary people can't do it."
Cui Shexi patted the table with a "boom", and stopped his hands and feet in the next second, "Oh, it hurts me to death."
Zhan Shuyun took a look and added: "...they are smart, there are some smart ones, but not many."
Cui Shexi had a bitter face, "Stop ridiculing me, both of you, now we are brothers and sisters in trouble, both in the same situation, let's find a way to escape together."
"Why do you think I should go to Qin'an to see Duan Yulin's younger sister? I have to come back sooner or later. I'll just wait until I get back. Not only did I not see her, but I also went into a den of thieves, and my innocence would not be guaranteed. I was afraid that resistance would be dangerous." .”
"Huh? I seem to be rhyming!"
Zhan Shuyun supported his forehead and shook his head, maybe he applied the wrong fertilizer, otherwise, he really couldn't figure out how the Qinghe Cui family raised this wonderful flower Cui Shexi. I can't tell whether the bones are surprised or not, but the thinking is quite surprising.
"What are you doing with Duan Yulin's sister?" Ember suddenly asked.
"Why?" Cui Shexi said without hesitation: "It's not because Duan Yulin was born younger than me, but he is better at learning than me. Grandpa is so partial, even my own grandson can't compare!"
Cui Shexi curled her lips and continued: "I asked him why he favored his grandfather, but he said 'naturally, never to please', you are not angry!"
"What's wrong with being born? Didn't he have a rumored twin sister who grew up in Qin'an? When I please his sister, marry Duan Qingwu, and give birth to a fat baby later, isn't it 'natural'! There is a blood relationship, the grandfather must like me and my children more!"
Zhan Shuyun clenched his fist to his lips and coughed twice, looked at Ember calmly, and said, "Your calculation is quite good."
"Yes, yes, I'm smart!"
"It's just..." Zhan Shu Yunchi asked, "Aren't you afraid that Duan Qingwu is a Yasha like the female bandit leader?"
Cui Shexi waved his hands and said it was impossible, "As far as Duan Yulin's appearance is concerned, he must be no different from his twin sister of the same mother!"
"Hey? I said sister, why did you enter the room and still wear the hood so tight? I didn't look carefully at the bumps on the road, and I still don't remember what my sister looks like."
-
"What does it look like?"
A burly woman is sitting heroically in front of the vanity mirror. She is wearing a red coat. Two little girls dressed as maids are standing behind the woman to make a bun for her, and the other is standing in front of the woman to draw her eyebrows. Painted black and red lips, the woman in the mirror looks ordinary, her face is a bit big, but her voice is graceful, it just sounds like an oriole bird, clear and pleasant, but this voice is far from her body shape and appearance.
At the door, a man stood there reporting today's situation.
"Eyes are eyes, nose is nose, mouth is mouth..."
The woman interrupted and scolded with a smile: "What the hell are you describing, don't all people look like this."
The man sneered, "Boss, I haven't read and I can't read. You asked me to describe what that man looks like. I really can't tell. I just think he looks better than everyone else, and he looks good everywhere. He's even prettier than that little boy!"
"Better looking than Cui Xiaolang?"
"Yes, yes, I'm not the only one who thinks that, everyone says so!"
The woman smiled coquettishly, and ordered after a while: "Since everyone says so, he must be a very good-looking man... Then prepare an extra set of wedding clothes, and let's do it together tonight, so I can enjoy it too." Blessings for all people.”
"Take care of the boss, I promise to take care of it for you!"
"Well, I don't worry about your work."
Seeing through the mirror that the man didn't intend to go out, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "Let's talk about anything else, as long as it's not too much, you can consider it at your discretion."
The man laughed and rubbed his hands: "The head of the family, I mean, I brought a little lady with me, look..."
The woman smiled, she stood up holding the golden phoenix crown inlaid with gems such as pearls, agates, etc., and was served by someone to put on the wedding robe, with obvious joy in the corners of her eyes and brows: "I still don't know what is the big deal, what do you think?" It's all up to you, but I'm very happy tonight, I'm afraid you will ruin my happy event by playing with someone to death today, so don't touch her today, after tonight, you can do whatever you want... Ah, don't folk wedding customs still exist? Is it a tradition for elder brother to marry off? Just let the little lady be married off by her natal family!"
The fluffy voice spoke fluffy words, flirtatiously arranging the fate of the three of them, as if the feathers were lighter, but they didn't know the weight of it.
(End of this chapter)
"It's over now!"
In the wing room, Cui Shexi was pacing indoors while rubbing his wrists, the corners of his eyebrows curled down, and a "eight" was wrinkled, which made him walk faster and faster. I don't know if he is sad or nervous. .
"Don't run when you have the opportunity to run. It is even more difficult to get out now that you have fallen into the bandit's den."
Cui Shexi didn't pay attention anymore, and sat on the floor with his robe lifted up, "It's all right now, innocence is almost gone!"
He muttered: "I escaped with great difficulty. Who would have thought that there would be an ambush on the return journey? It's fate. The fate is not good. Why bother—"
Cui Shexi muttered to himself for a long time, but no one answered him, and he couldn't help but feel frustrated.
"I said, aren't you surprised? I said so much, and revealed so much information inside and outside the words, and you didn't ask me?"
Zhan Shuyun finally responded, "Isn't it you who can't sit still now? If you want to say something, you can say it without asking, so why should we bother to ask?"
Cui Shexi jumped up, "No, aren't you nervous at all? Time is running out!"
He clapped his hands anxiously, "Listen, listen to the movement outside, do you know what they are doing?"
No one cooperated with the inquiry.
Cui Shexi clapped his palms hard again, "They are holding a wedding hall, do you know why they are holding a wedding hall? It's marriage, do you understand the marriage! Brother, your innocence is about to be lost!"
"Do you know who the bandit leader is? It's a hag, ugly but beautiful, who specializes in arresting young talents to go up the mountain to marry. As far as I know, the hag has been married so far, no it's married The thirteen husbands, according to her own statement, her thirteen husbands are all concubines, and the main house must be a man with both ability and integrity."
Cui Shexi chuckled, "Unfortunately, when I was going to Qin'an, I passed by and she fell in love with her. She caught me and said she wanted me to be the main wife."
Zhan Shuyun casually glanced at Cui Shexi, "You look quite proud."
Cui Shexi cleared his throat and looked solemn, "How can I, of course I will not obey, but people have to bow their heads under the eaves..."
Zhan Shuyun answered: "So you followed in the end?"
Cui Shexi stared, did not answer when he should answer, and talked nonsense when he should not answer, these are all what and what, although the female bandit leader's husband standard is in line with him, but he is a man of backbone!
"So I coaxed her to let me go down the mountain with sweet words."
Ember answered: "So you were arrested again, and sweet talk won't work this time."
Zhan Shuyun echoed: "It's quite smart to be caught with vigilance and precautions. After all, ordinary people can't do it."
Cui Shexi patted the table with a "boom", and stopped his hands and feet in the next second, "Oh, it hurts me to death."
Zhan Shuyun took a look and added: "...they are smart, there are some smart ones, but not many."
Cui Shexi had a bitter face, "Stop ridiculing me, both of you, now we are brothers and sisters in trouble, both in the same situation, let's find a way to escape together."
"Why do you think I should go to Qin'an to see Duan Yulin's younger sister? I have to come back sooner or later. I'll just wait until I get back. Not only did I not see her, but I also went into a den of thieves, and my innocence would not be guaranteed. I was afraid that resistance would be dangerous." .”
"Huh? I seem to be rhyming!"
Zhan Shuyun supported his forehead and shook his head, maybe he applied the wrong fertilizer, otherwise, he really couldn't figure out how the Qinghe Cui family raised this wonderful flower Cui Shexi. I can't tell whether the bones are surprised or not, but the thinking is quite surprising.
"What are you doing with Duan Yulin's sister?" Ember suddenly asked.
"Why?" Cui Shexi said without hesitation: "It's not because Duan Yulin was born younger than me, but he is better at learning than me. Grandpa is so partial, even my own grandson can't compare!"
Cui Shexi curled her lips and continued: "I asked him why he favored his grandfather, but he said 'naturally, never to please', you are not angry!"
"What's wrong with being born? Didn't he have a rumored twin sister who grew up in Qin'an? When I please his sister, marry Duan Qingwu, and give birth to a fat baby later, isn't it 'natural'! There is a blood relationship, the grandfather must like me and my children more!"
Zhan Shuyun clenched his fist to his lips and coughed twice, looked at Ember calmly, and said, "Your calculation is quite good."
"Yes, yes, I'm smart!"
"It's just..." Zhan Shu Yunchi asked, "Aren't you afraid that Duan Qingwu is a Yasha like the female bandit leader?"
Cui Shexi waved his hands and said it was impossible, "As far as Duan Yulin's appearance is concerned, he must be no different from his twin sister of the same mother!"
"Hey? I said sister, why did you enter the room and still wear the hood so tight? I didn't look carefully at the bumps on the road, and I still don't remember what my sister looks like."
-
"What does it look like?"
A burly woman is sitting heroically in front of the vanity mirror. She is wearing a red coat. Two little girls dressed as maids are standing behind the woman to make a bun for her, and the other is standing in front of the woman to draw her eyebrows. Painted black and red lips, the woman in the mirror looks ordinary, her face is a bit big, but her voice is graceful, it just sounds like an oriole bird, clear and pleasant, but this voice is far from her body shape and appearance.
At the door, a man stood there reporting today's situation.
"Eyes are eyes, nose is nose, mouth is mouth..."
The woman interrupted and scolded with a smile: "What the hell are you describing, don't all people look like this."
The man sneered, "Boss, I haven't read and I can't read. You asked me to describe what that man looks like. I really can't tell. I just think he looks better than everyone else, and he looks good everywhere. He's even prettier than that little boy!"
"Better looking than Cui Xiaolang?"
"Yes, yes, I'm not the only one who thinks that, everyone says so!"
The woman smiled coquettishly, and ordered after a while: "Since everyone says so, he must be a very good-looking man... Then prepare an extra set of wedding clothes, and let's do it together tonight, so I can enjoy it too." Blessings for all people.”
"Take care of the boss, I promise to take care of it for you!"
"Well, I don't worry about your work."
Seeing through the mirror that the man didn't intend to go out, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "Let's talk about anything else, as long as it's not too much, you can consider it at your discretion."
The man laughed and rubbed his hands: "The head of the family, I mean, I brought a little lady with me, look..."
The woman smiled, she stood up holding the golden phoenix crown inlaid with gems such as pearls, agates, etc., and was served by someone to put on the wedding robe, with obvious joy in the corners of her eyes and brows: "I still don't know what is the big deal, what do you think?" It's all up to you, but I'm very happy tonight, I'm afraid you will ruin my happy event by playing with someone to death today, so don't touch her today, after tonight, you can do whatever you want... Ah, don't folk wedding customs still exist? Is it a tradition for elder brother to marry off? Just let the little lady be married off by her natal family!"
The fluffy voice spoke fluffy words, flirtatiously arranging the fate of the three of them, as if the feathers were lighter, but they didn't know the weight of it.
(End of this chapter)
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