After being addicted to alchemy, the lady was kneeled and licked by the Duke

Chapter 156 'Hilarious' (seeking tickets)

"Global Events" newspaper.

Ryan, the newspaper's social animal, took the new submission letters to his desk and consolidated them as usual.

He opened a letter of lackluster submissions, and he had to drink triple espresso coffee to read them.

"Oh, this won't work, who cares if there are purple tomatoes growing in your vegetable garden?"

"We are here at Global Events, not Global Agriculture, bastard."

“It’s kind of interesting but it’s not okay.

Your neighbor is having an affair with your wife...

Well, it is recommended to consult the Church of the Dark God. It is said that they have recently expanded this business segment.

Why did you get us to contribute..."

Then, I flipped through several submission letters in a row until I saw a letter named 'Miss Secret'.

Not long ago, this 'Miss Mystery' made a contribution about a certain big shot and became famous in the industry.

Ryan, the employee of the newspaper office, quickly tore open the envelope, read the three lines at a glance, and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Big news, this is definitely big news!
He stood up and ran to the president's office, "President!!!"

The middle-aged bald president in the office is grooming his long-haired fat cat.

With this roar, the fat cat in the president's arms jumped up to a height of one meter.

The president of "Global Events" covered his heart in fright.

"You, you better have big news, or go and shovel cat shit for me for a month!"

Ryan ran to the president excitedly and handed the letter in his hand to the president.

After the president glanced at him three times, the same shocked expression as Ryan appeared on his face.

But soon, the shock on the president's face turned serious.

"This can't be posted."

Ryan: "???"

The president hugged the fat cat that had done bad things back into his arms, pinched its tender paws, and said:

"This is different from last time. There is no reliable evidence. If it is false, can we bear the wrath of the mages?"

After Ryan left the office, he was very unwilling.

So, he had a brilliant idea.

On this day, he left work early, put on a black cloak, and went to the black market in the city.

The biggest feature of the black market - he can meet all your 'illegal needs'.

Ryan walked into a shop on the black market with ease.

"Boss, I'm going to investigate a dangerous place, do you have anything here..."

Before he finished speaking, the boss dropped a bottle of strange potion on the table with a 'boom'.

"Drinking a potion that can make you invisible, it's not a potion, it's not a witch's potion, it's an alchemy potion.

Don't ask me what an alchemy potion is, damn it I don't know either.

450 gold, no bargaining, whether you want it or not. "The boss finished speaking in one breath, without even looking at the guest in front of him.

Ryan: "..."

Lane is tempted to swear.

His weekly salary is only 17 gold, 88 silver and 50 copper, and his annual salary is only 900 gold when he works as a floor shop in a newspaper office without eating or drinking.

Half of his salary for this bottle of medicine? ? ?

Why not grab it? ?
Oh, because they're already up for grabs.

Ryan walked out of the black market shop bitterly, but he was really unwilling.

If he gets the key evidence, he can add his name to the back of the press release.

If the newspaper sells well, he might even become famous and get a promotion and a raise.

At the very least, it is not impossible to be promoted to editor-in-chief or vice-president.

So, 'Gambling Dog' Ryan hurried home, and took out the bag of gold coins for the wedding from under the floor of the rented apartment.

Distressedly counted 450 pieces.

This is all his savings from working for three years.

Ryan came to the black market again with money in his pocket.

In his 26 years of life, it was the first time he spent so much money, and he "Duang" put down his wallet.

"Bring a bottle of the potion just now!"

The boss took out the potion, "This medicine..."

Ryan played tricks. After getting the medicine, he uncorked the bottle and did it on the spot.

Boss: "...It's for external use."

Ryan: "..."

Ryan said in horror: "Will I die if I drink it?!"

The boss sneered, "You are not the first 'smart' idiot, don't worry, you won't die."

After finishing speaking, the boss picked up the newspaper again and didn't bother to talk to him.

Ryan stood in the store anxiously, and soon the potion he drank took effect, and his body began to disappear little by little.

But embarrassingly, the clothes are still there.

Ryan asked in a daze: "This, this, how do I lurk... to that dangerous place?"

The boss turned a page of the newspaper, "Aren't you going to take off your clothes?"

Ryan: "..."

For the headlines, for the promotion and salary increase!
He decided to temporarily seal the shame of human beings.

……

Ryan finally climbed to the gate of Element Paradise.

I have to say, this potion is amazing!
When passing through the soaring mage tower, his heart almost jumped out of his throat.

Because there is only one entrance to Element Paradise, Ryan clutched the photo stone tightly and had to climb in from the main entrance.

Excited, he sped up his crawling speed, and then his face was stuck to a warm, smelly thing.

"Ow!"

"what!"

The two voices stopped at the same time.

Respecting others, Ryan quickly realized, Gan!This is a colleague!
As a result, both sides developed a sense of competition at the same time, and invariably accelerated their crawling speed.

then……

"Forehead!"

"Well!"

"Alas!"

"Who?!"

"Damn! You can still touch my ass even if you're invisible???"

Two fire elements on patrol passed by, "Strange, is it the aftereffect of listening to too many voices today?"

"Why do I hear so many strange voices?"

His companion said: "An illusion? Hurry up and finish the patrol. Everyone is celebrating at a party. I want to join in quickly."

As a result, the two fire elements that reached a consensus accelerated their patrols.

Followed by a string of 'photograph stone'.

……

The next day, Li Aili opened her eyes early in the morning.

The sunlight came through the window, she stretched herself, and had a good dream last night.

It was a good omen to dream that she finally got that broken title, so she was in a particularly good mood this morning.

Li Aili was about to go to freshen up, but there was a knock on the door.

knock knock knock.

Not Conrad.

"Enter."

The Duke stood outside the door with his breakfast tray.

"Can I go in?" the man asked softly in a subwoofer voice.

Ellie Li: "..."

He even deliberately wore a full suit of formal clothes, a black military uniform, a gold medal of merit, and a red ribbon.

Li Aili silently retracted her legs that had already stepped off the bed, lay on the soft pillow, and coughed lightly:
"Come in."

The man's blue eyes lit up.

He walked in and handed the tray to Li Aili.

Li Aili glanced at the dinner plate, there was an egg cucumber sandwich, and the rest were desserts! !
The mouth-watering wood cake has a whole circle!

Li Allie could smell the delicious chocolate sauce.

There are also mousse cubes, 3 different flavors of mousse cakes, placed on a platter.

The Duke observed Li Aili's expression, and said, "Ai Li."

Ellie Li looked up.

"I love you," said the Duke.

Ellie Li: "!!"

Then Arthur leaned forward and kissed her.

Ellie Li: "!!!"

Knock, knock, knock.

This time it was Conrad.

But neither of them had time to pay attention to the old butler holding a stack of newspapers at the door.

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