After being addicted to alchemy, the lady was kneeled and licked by the Duke

"Like every tauren, he is honest and hardworking, hardworking, honest and trustworthy."

"Objection!!!" The prosecution lawyer finally seized the opportunity.

His eyes were red, and he mooed vigorously, like a bull ready to kill the elf in court at any time.

The judge who almost became the defendant said with a wooden face, "What do you object to?"

"I object to his statement, 'The defendant is an honest and trustworthy tauren'! My client tells me that this is a treacherous, cunning, despicable..."

"No." The elf said calmly.

Judge: "..." He has been a judge for 40 years, and he has never felt as bad as he is today.

"...What are you objecting to?" The judge rubbed his chest.

The elf lawyer said: "The words of the prosecution lawyer involve racial discrimination, racial slurs, race..."

The judge let this pile of 'race' be kneeled down, and he simply knocked on the hammer and announced: "The defense lawyer's objection is valid, and the prosecution lawyer's objection is invalid."

The prosecution lawyer looked dull.

Li Aili saw that the bubbles above his head turned into a large group of alpacas, roaring and running wildly above his head, trampling his few hairs.

Lawyer Elf continued: "I apply for our first witness to appear in court to testify for what I just said."

So, Li Aili saw the lady sitting next to her walk up to the witness stand with arrogance.

"My name is Leona. Many people should know me. I am a dancer from the 'Wandering Tavern'."

"I stand here today, and I want to reveal a secret of mine to everyone, so as to prove Mr. Niu Hoof's honesty!"

"I used to be a man! Thanks to the 'hair growth potion' that Mr. Ba Jin sold me, I became a real woman as I wished!"

Li Aili: "..." I look forward to it for a long time.

There was a dead silence in the courtroom, except for the calm elf lawyer.

Li Aili seemed to hear the breaking sound of 'crash', what was that sound?

It turned out to be everyone's three views, and the "heart" of the eight jurors on the jury.

The elf lawyer flipped through the file in his hand, "Judge, I need to invite a second key witness to prove..."

The judge covered his heart, "No, no! I believe you."

The elf continued: "Then, on the day of the incident, the duchess was also present, and I want to apply for the duchess to testify in court."

"Objection! Objection! I object!" The prosecution lawyer went crazy.

The judge hit the gavel with a livid face, "Your reasons for objecting, the prosecution lawyer."

"This alchemy shop is opened by the duchess! She is the boss! She is the duchess' wife, her testimony..."

"No." The elf said calmly.

Li Aili: "..." She was anxious for the prosecution lawyer, and really wanted to hear him finish his speech once.

The judge closed his eyes, covered his heart with one hand, and said something to the trial assistant beside him.

The trial assistant ran out of the court in a hurry, came back after a while, and handed a bottle of bright holy water to the judge.The judge raised his head and took a sip of the bright holy water, and his livid face got better.

Instead, a bubble popped above his head: [5000 gold coins, 5000!Damn black market!Damn Black Heart Holy Court! 】

Li Aili: "..." After the lawsuit, should the tauren sell her healing potion to this person?
Elves seem to be used to drinking potions in court.

After the judge finished drinking the medicine, he said calmly: "There is no law in the Kingdom's constitution that the boss cannot issue certificates for her employees.

In particular, several of the plaintiffs are suing my client, not the Duchess. "

"Do they dare?? Ah?? Let me ask you, do they dare to sue the Duke's wife in Leng Jade Duke??"

Li Aili looked at the table, and there were no two assistants dragging her. She wanted to throw down the prosecution lawyer on the defense lawyer's seat looking for the elf real person to PK...

It's the first time she's sympathized with an enemy, really.

The elf looked down at the file, "Your Honor, the prosecutor's lawyer suspected of accusing the supreme ruler of the dukedom of crimes of cover-up and dereliction of duty..."

The judge's face turned green.

The prosecution lawyer's face turned purple, "I'm not! I'm not!!! Don't talk nonsense!"

The elf tilted his head slightly, "Then the reason why you objected to the Duchess just now is..."

Two minutes later, Li Aili stood on the witness stand.

Silence is today's justice, collapse is today's prosecutors.

It was the first time for Li Aili to stand on the witness stand.

The elf asked: "On the day when the incident happened, were you there, and heard Ba Jin Niu Tiaozi explain the disadvantages of the product to several plaintiffs?"

"Uh, yes."

Li Aili emphasized: "When they went out, I also specifically emphasized the problem of this product."

The elf nodded, "That is to say, they still chose to continue this adventure mission even though they knew that the purchased goods were defective?"

Ellie Li: "Yes."

"That's all right, ma'am, thank you for your cooperation."

Two witnesses, a few dissenting words.

The prosecution lawyer was carried out of the courtroom directly on a stretcher.

Because the prosecution lawyer was absent, the court decided to reconvene at another date.

However, at this time, the elf calmly said, "I object."

Judge:"……"

He looked at the hammer in his hand, then at the elf, then dropped the gavel and walked away.

Ten minutes later, another young judge hurried in and sat on the bench.

"Justice de Gaulle had a sudden heart attack, cough, and went home to recuperate. Now I'm taking over the lawsuit."

He carefully looked at the elf below, "You, do you have any objections?"

The elf looked at him inexplicably, "Why do you ask me, you are the judge, aren't you?"

The second justice wiped the sweat off his brow, "Um, let's continue the trial."

He took the clerk's record, and after reading it, he asked the elf cautiously again, "By the way, why do you object to rescheduling the court?"

The elf stepped forward calmly and placed a lawsuit in front of the judge.

"I want to file a lawsuit against 5 plaintiffs for Ms. Green Booger, Ms. Green Stone...and 5 other Goblin ladies.

Accusing them of cruelly and mercilessly treating five defenseless Goblin ladies in the goblin lair..."

The new chief judge was a little confused, and raised his hand to interrupt the elf lawyer, "Wait, wait..."

He tried to catch up with the demon lawyer. "You mean, before the case is over, you want to sue the plaintiff?"

The elf nodded, and then said tirelessly: "As far as I know, the Kingdom of Clark..."

The new judge answered ahead of time: "Yes, we don't have a law that says you can't do that."

He was silent for a moment, "Because normal lawyers don't do that."

The judge hastily added, "I did not mean to discriminate against you, insult you, or look down on you when I said this. I mean, I have shallow experience. No, the judges in our whole dukedom have little experience and have never I've heard of things like this."

The elf lawyer pushed the rimless glasses, "So, you mean to dismiss..."

The new judge rushed to answer again, "I understand, you will submit a lawsuit to the Joint Committee of the Six Great Empires Wisdom Race, and then I will be the defendant and not the judge."

The elf nodded approvingly.

The new judge hit the hammer directly, "Put the five plaintiffs in custody first, about their treatment of goblins..." He really couldn't get the words out.

"Choose a date to open the court."

The clerk whispered to him from below: "Your Honor."

The judge looked sideways at him.

"What about the case of Ba Jin Niu Tiaozi?"

The new judge rolled his eyes, "The plaintiff is gone, what do you think?"

He tapped the gavel in his hand, maintaining the final dignity of the judge, and said with a smile: "Mr. Ba Jin, congratulations, you were acquitted in court."

Li Aili: "..." This is really...

God's.

After the trial, the elf lawyer received hundreds of business cards.

He slowly stuffed the pile of business cards into his storage bracelet.

Space magic equipment, even the royal family of the Clark Kingdom, may not have a few pieces.

And this lawyer used it lavishly as a business card.

"Thank you, Mr. Pantycillin!" Li Aili thanked.

"Thank you so much."

Panticillin smiled politely, raised her index finger and raised her rimless glasses, "Actually, I heard that your alchemy is very powerful."

"If you can provide some alchemy potions that will help my career."

Li Aili immediately waved her hand, "No, no, no, your professional level is already superb, I'm afraid I can't let it go further..."

Before he finished speaking, the rat-tailed adventurer who was about to be detained broke free from the sheriff's control, and rushed towards the elf lawyer with red eyes.

"I killed you!! You son of a bitch!!"

The elf reacted surprisingly quickly. With a flick of his long legs, he kicked the mouse-tail woolen player's chin, sending him flying.

"It's just to prevent this kind of alchemy potion that is needed from time to time, can it be done?"

Li Aili: "........."

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