Records of Beating Workers Forced to Save the World

"What should we do...?"

"..."

What can I do? I can only bite the bullet.

The prerequisite for all the announcements on the notice to be valid is that actors perform on stage, and the so-called actors, the monks looked at the costumes they were wearing, and for a moment they didn't know whether it was a blessing or a curse to wear this costume.

bang bang bang-

The old lady in the audience banged the armrest of the chair, obviously impatient to wait.

After the audience sat down and was about to go on stage, Ji Mingzhao took a deep breath and took Xue Wen's hand: "Let's go."

Xue Wen's eyes were full of ignorance and confusion: "What to play?"

Ji Mingzhao's eyes were firm: "Didn't the notice say that you are not allowed to collide with the actors and that you do your best to satisfy the actors' requests? Those who act blindly and do not applaud will be dragged out."

When the monks looked at Ji Mingzhao again, their eyes were full of disbelief. Is this possible? !

To say that they are still smarter than those who have traveled all over the world, these monks who have been practicing in the mountains for a long time feel that they are not like this.

Ji Mingzhao and Xue Wen finally got on stage before the old lady dropped the tea cup.

Now that the show is on, what to sing is a question.

"We are getting married. Why are there no guests? There is no one at the main table. Could it be that we ran away to get married?" The old lady in the audience pinched her thin throat and looked a little impatient.

Just as Ji Mingzhao and Xue Wen came on stage, they heard the dissatisfied voice of the old lady in the audience coming from below the stage.

The monks in the audience did not expect that the wedding banquet here was no different from that outside. They planned to wait and see what happened. At this time, after hearing this, they quickly stepped onto the stage and took their places on the stage according to the clothes they were wearing.

Zhou Jingzhi and Zhang Ying took the main seats and pretended to be high officials, Sun Laogui pretended to be a servant, Qingxi witnessed the marriage, and the other monks sat in two rows, pretending to be guests.

Ji Mingzhao and Xue Wen stood opposite each other in the center of the stage. She held Xue Wen with one hand and held a fan in the other to cover her face, preventing Xue Wen who was opposite him dressed as a groom from seeing her face. She also tried not to think about whether Xue Wen opposite him was what expression.

Xu Guangbai, who was sitting on the stage, stared closely at the hands held by Ji Mingzhao and Xue Wen. His eyes were filled with disgust for Xue Wen, and he wished he could go up and separate the two people.

Agu was very calm. She was pulled onto the stage without even knowing what happened. She was looking around on the seats on the stage. When she saw Yan Zhi under the stage, she waved to Yan Zhi happily.

Yan Zhi already felt that something was wrong when he saw Old Ghost Sun and A Gu on the stage, but the situation was unclear at this time, so Yan Zhi just nodded to A Gu and said hello briefly.

There are not only monks from Wanyan Sect under the stage, but also many monks from Fumo Sect and Wanxiang Sect. Even Zhang Yan from Xuantian Sect is sitting at the foot of the old lady, looking at the acquaintances on the stage. .

Except for Agu, all the monks on the stage looked nervous and focused on the old lady below the stage.
Qingxi saw that the old lady in the audience was still frowning, and she quickly said: "The auspicious time has come!"

"Worship heaven and earth!"

Ji Mingzhao and Xue Wen turned around subconsciously, and subconsciously loosened their hands.

Amidst the exclamations of the guests in the audience, the groom Xue Wen disappeared.

Ji Mingzhao's heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously wanted to hold Xue Wen's hand again, but when he saw the expression on the old lady's face from the corner of his eye, he withdrew the hand he had extended.

She actually saw surprise and interest on the old lady's face. It seemed that the old lady wanted to see something new.

"My husband! Husband, why did you suddenly disappear?!"

Ji Mingzhao acted very exaggeratedly and started searching on the stage. After running a full circle around the high platform, Ji Mingzhao squatted in the middle of the high platform and began to cover his face and cry bitterly: "Where have you been?!"

Ji Mingzhao rambled on, telling fictitious past love stories, such as Xue Wen sending flowers in the spring, taking her to ride horses in the summer, bringing milk and tea in the autumn, and hauling carts of coal home in the winter.

Xue Wen listened on the sidelines, whether the hand was pulling or not, he could only freeze in place, waiting for Ji Mingzhao to cooperate when he showed off.While Ji Mingzhao was crying, he secretly observed the expression of the old lady in the audience. Seeing that she seemed to be frowning again, he knew that this was not enough and a more exciting plot was needed.

She winked at the monks on the stage.

"Yes, I kidnapped him!"

Old Ghost Sun understood immediately and stepped forward to greet him.

Ji Mingzhao was stunned and quickly realized: "It's you! Our Ji Mansion usually treats you well, but you actually took my husband away!"

"Miss, I have been attracted to you for a long time!" Old Ghost Sun took a step forward and was about to express his true feelings to Ji Mingzhao.

Ji Mingzhao took a step back: "Don't come over!"

At this time, there was chaos on the stage. Zhou Jingzhi stood up suddenly: "What are you going to do to my daughter!"

Old ghost Sun chuckled, his voice was long and drawn out, and he could barely make out the joke: "I want to take her back to get married -"

Zhang Ying also stood up and shouted: "No!"

After the two sides exchanged a few harsh words, they immediately started fighting, going back and forth at a slow pace. All they could think about was how to delay the time until the curtain fell, and the scene was over. .

After fifty rounds of back and forth, the two of them still wanted to fight, but the old lady in the audience became unhappy: "It's boring to fight back and forth."

When all the monks on the stage heard the old lady's words, their scalps felt numb for no reason, and an indescribable feeling of fear climbed up from the soles of their feet to their scalps. All the monks on the stage looked at each other, and saw endless fear in each other's eyes. fear.

This old lady, even Zhou Jingzhi at her peak might not be able to defeat her. Not to mention the chance of winning, she might lose her soul, her bones, and even the money to buy a cemetery.

You can't make this old lady unhappy.

At this time, Xu Guangbai stood up suddenly on the stage and blocked Ji Mingzhao behind him: "He is mine!"

Ji Mingzhao stood behind Xu Guangbai, with tears on his face from Xu Guangbai's elbow that hit his abdomen with too much force. He simply continued: "Dad! Mom! Save me!"

"You dare to rob someone?!" Old Ghost Sun was exhausted and pointed his sword at Xu Guangbai again. This acting was not an ordinary tiring one, "Take your life!"

"Let me go!"

Suddenly, the melee on the stage changed from the original two-party melee to a three-party one.

After another dozen moves, Fang Luochen rushed forward and grabbed Ji Mingzhao's wrist: "It's mine!"

Another demon was suddenly added to the battle.

The situation on the stage became increasingly chaotic. After more than a dozen rounds, Fang Luochen also joined the melee. At this point, there were no men on the stage who could join the fight. The remaining women sat on the chairs and looked at each other, wondering if they should join them. Stepping forward, the scene was once very chaotic.

Seeing that the old lady in the audience showed a hint of impatience again, Qingxi was heartbroken and pulled Ji Mingzhao over: "Follow me!"

small theater:
Xue Wen (black version): I have been suffering for so many years, just for this day, I want to announce it to the world!I am the original wife, and their little fairies cannot shake my status!As long as I am alive, you will become my concubine after all!Only I can wear true red!

Qingxi: But the person is in my hands, so what if you wear red? !
Xue Wen (black version): Her heart will always be mine!

Qingxi: But I got her!

Ji Mingzhao: ...I just want to ask if there are any normal people left in this theater...

(The characters in this small theater are seriously OOC and are only for entertainment. No Xue Wen was harmed)