Stand-In Boyfriend Fu Zheng Ji

Chapter 38 You Are So Stupid
Li Xiang on the other end of the phone heard Zhang Ling's poetic expression.

His heart simply blossomed with joy.

Because he heard the feeling of happiness from Zhang Ling's tone.In other words, Zhang Ling has accepted him as a boyfriend in her heart.

Shangguan Aoxue knew the title of "little flea" at the class reunion.

For this reason, I did my homework specially, and got to know the poem "Flea" in private.

The poet described the fact that a flea bit a girl and "I" in a smug and frivolous tone.At the same time, this fact is infinitely exaggerated:
Three lives coexist in the body of a tiny flea, which became our marriage bed and wedding hall.

The poet also uses a series of provocative exaggerated words to elevate such an extremely common event as a flea bite to an absurd height, making it an excuse to tease a woman.

Especially those words such as honor, marriage bed, etc. that Shangguan Aoxue couldn't bear to read.

Because Shangguan Aoxue felt that Zhang Ling used the flea in this poem as a symbolic name for Li Xiang, which simply exposed the inferior inner nature of this woman.

From Shangguan Aoxue's point of view, an outstanding man like Li Xiang can only be matched by a woman like her who was born in a famous family and is extremely elegant in thinking, words and deeds.

Now I heard Zhang Ling's poetic expression again.The feeling of disgust in her heart rose to the extreme in an instant.

There is a voice encouraging Shangguan Aoxue to turn her into Li Xiang's exclusive knight and bravely declare war on Zhang Ling, so as to protect Li Xiang from being tarnished.

I saw Shangguan Aoxue exuding an aura that should not be violated, she clenched her fist and slammed it on the table in front of her, instantly making the teahouse feel suffocated.

Everyone in the teahouse focused their eyes on Shangguan Aoxue.

The waiter, who smelled strongly of perfume, also stood up and said angrily, "Are you crazy? If you break something, you will have to pay for it."

"Shut up!" Shangguan Aoxue's sonorous voice stunned the furious waiter, but Zhang Ling smiled at her, "Why are you excited?"

Yan Yuan did not let go of this opportunity, and said in a somewhat mocking tone: "Shangguan Aoxue, don't get excited, please pay attention to maintaining your pride."

Right!

What was she, Shangguan Aoxue, excited about?
Her original intention was to use an elegant posture to completely own Li Xiang in the future, so that Zhang Ling would retreat in spite of difficulties.

Her excitement has completely lost the demeanor that should have been born into a famous family.

She slowly let go of her clenched and numb hands, as if she had fled under the table.

Seeing that Shangguan Aoxue didn't intend to answer, Zhang Ling continued, "I don't know if I can understand from Miss Shangguan's behavior just now that Miss Shangguan also silently loves little flea."

"I..." Shangguan Aoxue deeply felt that there was a problem with this question itself.

No matter how she answers, she will put herself in a passive situation.

Zhang Ling obviously didn't want to give Shangguan Aoxue too much time to think, and said, "Okay, I already know."

"You know? What can you know? I think you don't know anything." Shangguan Aoxue tried hard not to let herself be at a disadvantage.

Zhang Ling said with some doubts: "I guess Miss Shangguan came this time to express her strong love for the little flea. Could it be that I made a mistake? Then I'm really sorry! After all, such an excellent little flea Men, it's normal to be coveted. Of course, I also enjoy it."

"Enjoy it!" Shangguan Aoxue said in surprise.

Zhang Ling went on to say: "Yes, I enjoyed it. Because only outstanding men will be coveted. Doesn't this also prove my unique vision from the side. Of course, I am not worried that the little flea will be snatched away. Even if Miss Shangguan expressed to me today how much she loves little fleas, I wouldn’t be surprised.”

"Why?" Shangguan Aoxue slandered inwardly, this was a provocation to her!
Zhang Ling said confidently: "If you really like the little flea, go for it boldly. I will never stop it, and I won't be restless all day because of it. I firmly believe that if the little flea is only in my heart , he will reject all temptations in this world, just to be able to stay with me forever."

Li Xiang, who was on the other end of Yan Yuan's phone, felt a lot of pressure when he heard Zhang Ling's trusting words.

He looked at the phone screen and whispered affectionately: "Don't worry, I only want to stay with you forever!"

Shangguan Aoxue knew that today was a complete failure after hearing what Zhang Ling said.But she refused to admit defeat, in order to save a little face, she said to Zhang Ling with a bit of stubbornness:

"Really? You know that men, like women, cannot withstand temptation. If they are not successfully seduced, it can only be said that the capital of temptation is not enough."

When Shangguan Aoxue said this, she took a special look at Zhang Ling, and her brows were slightly furrowed.She felt that what she just said played a certain role.

"Zhang Ling, you just said that you believe in Li Xiang. You don't care about the pursuit of others. That only shows that you don't love Li Xiang deeply enough."

Shangguan Aoxue obviously felt that she had found a breakthrough, and she clearly saw that Zhang Ling's face became more serious.

"You must know that people are selfish. Especially when women are in love, they will interpret their selfishness to the extreme. If you really love Li Xiang, even if the two of you are walking on the road, Li Xiang will inadvertently glance at the beautiful woman passing by, You will be jealous and have trouble with him."

Shangguan Aoxue saw Zhang Ling pick up the teacup again, and when she was about to reach her mouth, she realized that there was no water in the teacup.Obviously, Zhang Ling wanted to cover up her flustered heart by drinking tea.

"If you really love Li Xiang, you will treat him like a peerless treasure, and you will do everything possible to prevent those women who are trying to covet you from approaching. You should know that the so-called prevention is not because you don't believe in your lover, but more about preventing some dirty people The blasphemy of love. Presumably you should have seen or heard that many men have cheated, but they still express their love for their wives with regret and affection.”

Shangguan Aoxue clearly saw Zhang Ling nodding slightly, thinking that this woman agreed with her words, so she continued to talk freely.

"I'm sure that some of these regretful men still love their wives sincerely. Of course, I'm also willing to believe that Li Xiang will love you deeply no matter when. I'm more willing to believe that Zhang Ling's love for Li Xiang is true. .”

Relatively speaking, Zhang Ling was more willing to listen to these words, so she smiled with a bit of pride.

Shangguan Aoxue felt that her previous words had almost paved the way.The next words were obviously a little more sharp in the wind.

"If it's because of your indulgence to those wolf-like suitors around Li Xiang. Letting women with ulterior motives successfully desecrate Li Xiang. I think with your current attitude towards Li Xiang, you will probably choose to end the relationship between you Instead of waiting until that time, I advise you to end it early, so as not to hurt others and yourself in time. "

Shangguan Aoxue carefully observed Zhang Ling's reaction with some pride.

She felt that her performance today was simply too good!Presumably Zhang Ling will give up voluntarily because of her rhetoric.

Yan Yuan was the first to speak and said: "I understand! After going around such a big circle, I said that you are the last name, don't you just want to express that you are the bad woman who is going to blaspheme Li Xiang! I didn't expect you to dress so Gorgeous and beautiful, but wrapped in a heart so dirty and disgusting."

OMG!

Shangguan Aoxue yelled to the sky, she felt that she had expressed herself clearly enough, why would someone play the piano indiscriminately?
From the beginning to the end, she never expressed that she wanted to be a bad woman who blasphemed other people's boyfriends.

Although she had indeed thought about it in order to pursue Li Xiang, she was still aggrieved and wanted to refute it when someone exposed it so undisguisedly.

Shangguan Aoxue pretended to be calm and said: "Miss Yan, you can't say that. I just explained the basic facts for Zhang Ling. Even if I happened to have bad intentions in this regard, it was Zhang Ling who created this opportunity for me. More What's more, I didn't express that I would be a bad woman who blasphemed Li Xiang."

On the other end of Yan Yuan's phone call, Li Xiang was anxiously waiting for what Zhang Ling would say?

At this moment, he silently expresses in his heart that he will never be desecrated by people because he cannot resist the temptation of a bad woman as Shangguan Aoxue said.

Yan Yuan sneered, and immediately jumped up from his seat, pointing at Shangguan Aoxue's nose, ready to scold him for his hypocrisy.

But Zhang Ling shot again and pulled Yan Yuan back to her position. She applauded Shangguan Aoxue's remarks just now with a sense of freedom.

This abnormal behavior immediately made Shangguan Aoxue's heart pound again.

"Zhang Ling, what do you mean?" Shangguan Aoxue asked suspiciously.

Not to mention Shangguan Aoxue, Yan Yuan, who has been with Zhang Ling for many years, can't figure out what his best friend is thinking at this time?
Li Xiang on the other end of Yan Yuan's phone seems to have understood what Zhang Ling meant.

He then let out a long sigh of relief, with a happy smile, and actively hung up the phone.

Because he felt that there was no need to listen any more.

Yan Yuan also noticed that his phone had ended the call.She was a little puzzled. At this critical moment, why did Li Xiang hang up the phone?Before he had time to dial the phone again, Zhang Ling had already started talking.

Zhang Ling stood up slowly at this time, leaned forward slightly about 20 degrees, and said with a somewhat incomprehensible smile: "It seems that Miss Shangguan invited me out today, and there should be nothing wrong."

Shangguan Aoxue was stunned because of this, and wanted to say something, but she couldn't make a sound as if someone had cast a curse on her voice.

Zhang Ling pointed to the tea set in front of her eyes and continued, "It's your treat as agreed, so Zhang Ling would like to thank you for your expense."

Only then did Shangguan Aoxue suddenly realize, and forced herself to speak out: "You want to leave? No, you haven't told me the answer yet, so you can't just leave so easily."

"Answer! What answer?" Zhang Ling looked at Shangguan Aoxue pretending to be puzzled.

"It's just..." Shangguan Aoxue couldn't speak anymore.

Zhang Ling smiled contemptuously, stood up straight, wrapped her bag on her shoulders, looked sideways at Shangguan Aoxue who was sitting on the seat, and continued:
"You can't even tell me what question you want to ask me today. Still want to get the answer you want from me? Haha, thank you, Miss Shangguan, for coming here to tell me such a funny joke in your busy schedule."

Shangguan Aoxue looked at Zhang Ling holding Yan Yuan's hand, ready to leave, she finally couldn't help but stood up and shouted: "Wait a minute!"

Zhang Ling stopped, didn't turn around, but looked behind her slightly and asked, "Miss Shangguan, do you want to AA today's bill with me?"

"No, I still have something to tell you." Shangguan Aoxue looked a little flustered.

"Say!" Zhang Ling smiled inwardly.

Shangguan Aoxue was still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle until now, Zhang Ling deliberately did not give her too much time to think, and started walking towards the door again.

Shangguan Aoxue was obviously anxious, and shouted: "Zhang Ling, I think you and Li Xiang are really not suitable."

Zhang Ling stopped after hearing this, and at the same time turned around abruptly, looking at the woman who spoke with a somewhat puzzled expression.

"I would like to ask if Miss Shangguan asked someone to try them on for you when she bought shoes?"

Because of this jumping problem, Shangguan Aoxue asked back: "What do you mean by that?"

Zhang Ling didn't answer, but with a bit of contempt in her smile, she turned around and walked towards the door.

Shangguan Aoxue still persistently shouted: "Wait a minute, you haven't given the answer yet."

Her call did not get Zhang Ling's response, but she heard "several rude waiters" laughing at her not far away.

Shangguan Aoxue scolded angrily: "What are you laughing at?"

The waiter who was wearing too much inferior perfume smiled and said, "You are so stupid! You have already been told the answer, but you still keep asking him for the answer. Do you think you are stupid?"

After hearing this, Shangguan Aoxue suddenly understood:

Whether the shoes fit or not, only the person who buys the shoes knows, and no one else has the right to say whether the shoes fit or not.

In other words, she has no right at all to say that Zhang Ling and Li Xiang are not suitable.

She really did what Zhang Ling said, she didn't understand what she wanted to say to Zhang Ling, so she came here rashly to tell Zhang Ling a joke?

Before, she was complacent and thought that today's meeting was her home game.

Now recalling what I said to Zhang Ling, I can't help but feel blushing.

"I'm afraid you don't know that I didn't choose the little flea, but the little flea chose me. My rejection is small to the little flea. It first sucked my blood and made me a part of his life. It's not that I can't live without it." Leave him, it's the little flea that can't leave me."

Because Zhang Ling's poetic expression has perfectly negated her eloquence from the very beginning.

Obviously, she has been telling jokes in front of Zhang Ling without any rest.

Shangguan Aoxue thought of this, threw 500 yuan on the tea table, and fled the teahouse in a hurry.

Even if the waiter in the teahouse yelled that she had given too much money, she resolutely did not dare to turn around and say a word.

After leaving the teahouse, the two sat in the car, Yan Yuan, the co-pilot, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"A woman with two surnames, haha, it's too funny, haha, I said Zhang Ling, you are too bad. You actually chose such a teahouse. Looking at that woman, I'm afraid she doesn't want to stay there for a long time. But She still endured all the discomfort, pretending to be elegant and sitting there like a statue. Haha, it's so funny!"

Zhang Ling, who was sitting in the driving seat, looked at Yan Yuan calmly and said, "Listen, Li Xiang seems to have called you!"

"No!" Yan Yuan subconsciously picked up the phone and glanced at it. After speaking, she suddenly realized the meaning of Zhang Ling's words, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile, "Why would Li Xiang call me? ? He will call you if he wants to. Zhang Ling, you really know how to joke."

(End of this chapter)