I was assigned to farm by fans but in my hometown

Chapter 1: Pigeon Spirit Arrested by Fans
"Hands up! Anti-pornography!"

Jiang Yuge jumped out of the maid's sister's arms in shock.It's a pity that before he had time to quibble, he slipped and knocked over a stack of small cakes on the table.

With a "click", Jiang Yuge was photographed scratching his limbs like a turtle.

Jiang Yuge was still struggling in the arms of the maid sister and was caught on the spot.

According to reports from fans present; "It's the first time to describe a beautiful woman with sex, but it's not important. Bed rest in the hospital." There was a nuclear smile on the fans' faces.

Tenosynovitis, right? I can’t cut a little video. I’m in the hospital. I need the maid sister to feed me, right? Those paws touched the maid sister’s cat ear headband and tail!
She is a food teaching blogger herself, what to do in a maid restaurant!Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart!

Facing the microphone, the fan was heartbroken: "What kind of behavior is this? This is an evil, extravagant petty bourgeois behavior!"

So Zhengyi's fans immediately reported it to Jiang Yuge's manager.

As soon as the agent opened the mailbox, he saw a flood of private messages from fans, and directly posted the news, saying that he would definitely deal with it seriously.

It was too serious: "Slow comprehensive, farming, two months." Song Tao coldly informed Jiang Yuge, the fugitive on the other end of the phone.

"Sister Song! Sister Song, I don't dare anymore! I will definitely not be found out next time!" Jiang Yuge abandoned the dignity of a hot girl, and acted like a baby to the manager in a coquettish voice, "Sister Song~ I promise, the day will be better! Okay? No rest, okay?"

It's a pity that the agent didn't accept this, and nothing changed.

"Beep beep..."

What hung up was not the phone, but Jiang Yuge's hope that he would not go farming.

Seeing that the road was blocked, Jiang Yuge threw away his cell phone and started punching the rogue rabbit doll on the bed, kicking the body pillow, kicking out a pair of slender white legs in the posture of a hot wheel, and trampled the glutinous rice ball pillow into a soup flat.

After a long while, a messy head emerged from among the scattered pillows. Jiang Yuge, who had lost his mind, had a blushing face, and a pair of wet eyes looked very pitiful.

no!Unable to give up, Jiang Yuge decided to take a detour, started a live broadcast to fool you, and begged fans for forgiveness.

"Family, I know I was wrong. In order to express my apologies, I decided to become a daily blogger tomorrow!"

【Yo, look who this is? 】

[Tendinosynovitis can't cut the video and still broadcast live with us!She really, I cried to death. 】

"I really don't dare anymore, I promise I will update it on time!"

[Wolf is coming! 】

[Young man, you can't grasp this barrage, delete it and let me post it]

'Snapped'

Jiang Yuge turned off the computer and broadcast live for two hours, only to hear the sneering taunts from the fans.

Regret, it is regret anyway.

Jiang Yuge tried his best to calm down.

Laughing to death, I can't calm down at all.

The manager hung up the phone and began to sort out the relevant information of the show. He didn't make a decision right away out of a little compassion. Seeing that Jiang Yuge couldn't solve the fans, he directly set the show and sent the relevant information.

It can't solve the fans, it can only solve Jiang Yuge.

Jiang Yuge looked at the folder sent by his agent, and couldn't calm down now.

……

Jiang Yuge had seen this show when it was promoted in the early days, and it was out of the circle with its wickedness and stinginess.Made a list of expected guests, and the list is full of stars that fans want to torture.

When I saw her lying on the bed, quacking and laughing, she even uttered wild words in the comment area:

[Who doesn't know that this kind of program is to torture the guests for fun, whoever goes whoever is a fool! 】

Well now, the fool was actually myself.

Jiang Yuge packed his luggage wearily, sat on the suitcase and forwarded the promotion of the program group.

Jiang Yuge V: Idiots are going to farm @我的粉园生活
It was only a few days before the show, relying on Jiang Yuge's understanding of variety shows, he just took the time to eat and drink before the show started.After all, joining the program group is no different from going to jail.

……

On the day the show started, the staff knocked on Jiang Yuge's door.

Jiang Yuge was wearing a bohemian white dress, a hat, and a pretty face, reminiscent of his first love on campus.

If she doesn't have a stinky face, with the expression that she is about to kill you now.

With the start of the program, the program team was finally willing to spend money on promotion, bought a trending search, and it was still at the bottom.

[My Pastoral Life] Program Group: In our childhood dreams, we ran across the fields, skimmed over the low bushes, shared the wild fruits in the forest with our partners, stepped on the freshly planted fields together, pulled Holding the hand of the elders to apologize to the owner of the field, we explored in the dense forest full of thorns, and we wet our trouser legs in the rushing mountain stream.We grow up gradually, and the figures in our childhood dreams are gradually blurred. At this moment, we are about to return to the charming fields and regain our childhood dreams. @路荒, @秦胡, @张园园, @江鱼歌.

Fans from various industries in the comment area quickly came to the scene for a scuffle.

The program group adheres to the spirit of stinginess and wickedness, and none of the guests invited to this program is good, and each of them is full of blood.

Jiang Yuge, 23 years old, a food teaching blogger, cute and hot girl.

Jiang Yuge: Shaking and cold!Who doesn't know that Brother Yu is a brother without a handle, who is the cute and cute soft girl mocking?

Qin Huo, 21 traffic singer, the prince of Qin Shi Entertainment.

Jiang Yuge silently tagged: Qin Xiaohuo, who is plain and unremarkable, stomps on crops, referring to green onions as garlic sprouts.

Zhang Yuanyuan, 18 years old, an idol actor, contrasts with Meng Yujie. If there should be no food in the refrigerator, she will be the top search for a week.

Jiang Yuge: There is nothing special about Zhang Yuanyuan, there are no leftovers at the Missy's house.Oh, it's a beauty.

Lu Yao, 25 years old, a singer at the king level, with great creative ability.

Jiang Yuge: Height 185cm, weight 70kg, talented, self-disciplined, with a face with sharp edges and facial features, he is handsome in capital letters.I haven't released more than half a song in a year, so I have no inspiration to ask.Although the information said that he came here to find inspiration, Jiang Yuge felt that it was because the company couldn't stand this prodigal son and sent him to reform him.

That's right, Jiang Yuge is Lu Yao's fan, Fan Suizhu learned the skill of asking for leave and sneaking, and now Fan Suizhu is packaged and sent for transformation.

Isn't this a good talk?

After the assembly, it was time to rush to the filming location of the show. Jiang Yuge looked out the car window with both hands, cherishing the last time in the city.

Slow Zong, no one understands slow Zong better than her, I can't see the city for two months, and I can't eat delicious food.

Even sent to the frontier, unaccompanied, the vicious guards waved a small leather whip to make her work.

The car quickly fell into silence, and the stars usually kept spinning, but now they were catching up on sleep.

But Jiang Yuge was very idle, Jiang Yuge doggedly observed the guests.

The barrage has something to say, the barrage can't understand her behavior and strongly condemns it.

[The little anchor has never seen the market]

[No, isn't it disgusting for her to harass others like this from time to time? 】

【how?How many of them lied next to your ears and told you? 】

Jiang Yuge didn't know that the barrage was arguing, so Jiang Yuge clenched his fists to restrain himself from showing a lewd expression.

Lu Yao is a dog-tempered man with strength and works. He often confronts fans face to face. Due to some personal factors, Jiang Yuge fans him but not completely.

But Zhang Yuanyuan is different.

Jiang Yuge is able to secretly ask for leave to go to the maid restaurant, the beauty is the biggest temptation to her, although her favorite is the gentle lady, but Zhang Yuanyuan is such a fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged Yujie, which is rare!
Jiang Yuge is already thinking about the future. It is impossible to farm the fields. Only by posting with beautiful women can he maintain his enthusiasm for variety shows.

As the other guests fell asleep, their fans gradually calmed down, leaving only Jiang Yuge's fans jumping around;
[Didn't you mean punishment? 】

[Why are there beautiful women?Why reward her? 】

【saliva!Don't drool on my phone! 】

(End of this chapter)